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mikuz: Good, which butresses my point that Mikuz has been carrying this place for the past how many months? Is he the only emcee here? 4 heavy weight matches out of 5!!!!!!

no doubt about that....
you don't duck battles, you are durable and you have been the life-line in this zone, just switch up your pen game a little bit more and all your haters will be your friends.

Have we not had enough of Mikuz? Put an end to ridiculous verdicts, get seasoned observers to vote on battles and we ll be having more than 40 tight battles in a month! Chicks like Yeyenatu and her baby sitters crew can't get this place where it ought to be. Rap battles like Teddybiyasi Vs YoungDaNaval or Limerick Vs Krizzkutz wont bring this place back to its glory days.

mikuz, you started worse than teddy, limerick, etc. you will not move this place forward if the so called vets refuse to develop the upcoming writers. newbies are meant to be encouraged, they are not to be ridiculed.

With the way Airmark is going, I do not think hes thinking of doing anything about it or even organising this year's King Tourney.

if there's a tournament this year, how do you intend to get into it? how many battles have you had this year? how many of them did you win? you better start praying you would be made a judge - that's the only way you will take part, not as a competitor.

airmark: Coogar, your end is near. Be prepared.......

Meanwhile dont accuse wrongly next time, you risk a ban.

how can my end be near when i have troops around me 24/7. if i run out of bars, youngdanaval is never out of supply. teddybiyasi is a bar merchant. FYH has a mine full of bars. y'all need MI + mode9 + phyno + ruggedman to take coogar out.

Mynd44: I need a thread where Coogar was killed for front page.

it is very important

3 battles - flawless victory.
the only man capable of killing me here is retired, he got born again.

ibime died before he could get his verse off. mikuz's head got taken off & DBR was sent to a permanent retirement home.....i heard he's still bed-ridden.

on a serious note, it has to be fresh battles that are yet to be judged. there's no reason to push done & dusted battles to the FP or else people might see what mikuz did last summer to sleakid.

mikuz: Are you supposed to be arguing about votes from the likes of Lagunna and YoungDaNaval? Who are they in rap? This is why this place ll always be a laughing stock. How many top rated battles have taken place here since this year?

Ibime Vs Mikuz
Cooger Vs Mikuz
ThunderStorm Vs Loonat11k
Fuckyouhard Vs Mikuz

Imagine that, a whole Nairaland. Only 4 heavyweight battles in 7 months. If not for Mikuz it coulda been just 1!!!!!

Top netcees ll never take this place serious when people like Yeyenatu are voting in battles. Why do you think sites like Letsbeef and Rap Royalty are well known?

you forgot sidddogg vs mikuz?

fuckyouhard: now who's the kid, fuckyouhard, mikuz or airmark? i said am done with this shiit. give him the forkin win. i've been battlin for a long time and i've won many. the only person who has more wins against me is krone, and am waitin to fork him soon. i feel what happened to me here is unfair. a newbie who allies with coogar shudn't win a vet. but am kool. let the shii slide! afterall, mikuz will never call me a wack goblin again. fork y'all!

you cannot allow yourself to be discouraged. there's an evil movement here. it's a system & it's corrupt from the core to the crust. keep doing what you do........even your haters recognised your skills so no biggie!

however, next time - go all in!!!
there's no holds barred here. i figured out the only way to win here is not to give your opponent any room to manoeuvre. you shoot to kill! forget aiming for organs that are not vital. go for the jugular!

Mynd44: Okay, you guys give me 2 or 3 good battles...send me the link and I will try to smuggle it to front page.
PS: keep them clean oooo.

any battle where the rap battle mod was killed is fine by me. it would show we are transparent here and even mods get murdered.

with that logic, i suggest you smuggle in any battle that had mikuz & airmark losing monumentally to a less known battler.

Krizzkutz: atleast battle threads sopos d reach front page too . .

exactly my sentiments.....
less tonto dikeh gists, more dopë lyricism. you never know, oshiomole might read one of them and give kim a record deal.

Mynd44: Rap and ego......
Una like wahala

please - our section needs more recognition. there are many good writers who don't even know this place exists. i suggest you push at least one topic every fortnight to the front page.

i am tired of these same ol' same ol' writers who have nothing else to offer. this zone needs the newbreed. you never know, this section might produce the next rapper that will take the centre stage in nigeria hip-hop industry.

airmark: Do the needful accept my challenge, should i unhide all hidden comments so you can show me where lagunna gave his verdict? You kept avoiding what i threw at you because you know you will go under if you agree. Lagunna never gave verdict on that thread, the closest he did was what you quoted. I want lagunna to come out and join you in this false accusation which is punnishable by law. If you cant agree, swallow the thrash in your buccal cavity

are you challenging me to a battle?
christ - let's do 16 lines before 3.30pm. serving your head on a plate like right now shouldn't be a problem.

set up the thread!

Mynd44: When I saw Coogar as the last poster, I knew something was amiss......

Y'all be nice...

Oga Coogar, slow down with the "family" insults and diss abeg

he started it - he said i grew up in a polygamous setting. now, if a mod dishes out family insults to a regular poster, what should his punishment be? i am not saying you should ban airmark......i am just saying you should take off his posting rights till christmas.

airmark: You told mikuz you would be away for few days, hence you could n't battle him. Since then till now, your posts on rap battle is more than frees ibime dropped since january and you will tell us you can write 400 bars in 2hours for any opponent. Do you think we are f00ls? Your claims have always been lies.

keep copping erêctions for another coogar & mikuz battle. you would wait till grey hair comes out of your tongue. mikuz is an animal to me, he doesn't deserve my stage. i would rather give FYH, limerick or any other respectable battler my stage.

i saw how pained you were when i decapitated mikuz head in june. you faggöts probably offered your shoulders to each other to cry on. your excuse was mik underestimated me. my victory was a landslide & for that, mik needs a certificate of improvement to stand on my stage.

get me someone else in your gay crew.

airmark: so this line to cooger is a valid verdict ?: 'I liked fyh lines more, but the people have spoken'.

you hid his original verdict, you cow. i said the link i posted was lagunna "reiterating" his verdict. do you know what reiterating means or should i send you back to school to grasp what it means?

https://www.nairaland.com/1828680/survival-fittest-mikuz-vs-fuckyouhard/8#24997701

that's lagunna reiterating who he voted for but he respected the fact that majority carried the vote.

airmark: Show me both votes or agree with my terms of opening all hidden comments to pick the votes, failure of which you get banned. One thing about you is that untruthfulness is your core hobby, but dont try it to spoil others' fun. I guess you grew up in a polygamous home.

far from the truth....but having seen your dishonesty, trickery and corruption on that thread, you definitely grew up in a polyandrous marriage. you must have learnt how to hide facts from a family setting that included one wife & 4 husbands.

Odunharry: Coogar i will send u a mail later...need ur opinion on an issue

o............k

airmark: Coogar , you wrongfully accused me of hiding votes supporting fuckyouhard, only to become quiet like a kid caught with stolen pop corns in his pocket, after challenging you. You did nt appologise as you broke rule 8, i hope you know?. You guys are not helping matters at all.

i didn't wrongfully accuse you - my accusation is factual. how did you miss the votes of lagunna & youngdanaval? can you answer that question instead of licking around the bush like a blind cunnilinguist?

Iceskidd: Mikuz na wa o, u don win finish, must you start yarning like coogar? Go dey prepare barz 4 ur rematch with coogar jare -_-

who's this fool?
have i not asked you peasants to keep my name outta your mouth? i would rather give FYH a shot than mikuz. mikuz is a scumbag, a cüntbucket. he's got the swag of a cow's after-birth.

mikuz: You should be grateful to me, see as you don rise above your mates. Your master Kr0ne is now below you as far as NL ranking is concerned, even Cooger your god is beneath you now. All thanks to who?

the tortuous knots of logic this homoerötic plonker ties himself in. you got your organs removed by coogar and even your fans voted me as the winner. my name is everywhere in edo state now. my fanbase in edo has grown 20 times more since your death last winter.

mikuz - about a dozen textcees are above you here. you lost to FYH woefully, teddy spanked you when y'all sparred on FFR. you are meek- everyone knows that by now - your goons only rallied back to massage your ego when you threatened to leave the forum like a heartbroken bïtch.

why do i have a feeling mikuz wants to be banned intentionally? he's a shameless idiot....look at him trying to drive a wedge between me & airmark.

airmark is the mod & will continue to be the mod until pitiful bastärds like mikuz have been banished from this place. my only objection is - mikuz biting a mod without the mod knowing he was bitten.

what's mik now? a silent mosquito?

YoungDaNaval: Mad people only fed 4rm what they picked 4rm the street and dustbin. Kim aint an exception!

kim bit a mod and the mod didn't even have the balls to penalise kim. the mod was so disappointed when i destroyed kim. he was the first to make excuses for kim that i was underestimated. ;Dthe mod wants a rematch so bad, he could give up sex for the rest of his life to see kim beat me. however, that will never happen. kim beating me would be the day a biafran survivor goes up north to marry a fulani soldier.

airmark: Mikuz, this was unexpected of you. You want things to turn upside down cos you are no more a mod. I dont know why guys i respect, shows immense flare in thrashy things. So because they hate you, they should be deprived so you could have an easier win? For the umpteenth time, i would nt encourage bad precedence here. Its like you guys are on a mission to wreck rap battle section.

you are the one turning things upside down for yourself. mikuz is only taking advantage of your sloppiness. why should the votes of ruminant animals like icekidd & emobiitch count while the ones by lagunna and youngdanaval were ignored? do you have any explanation regarding that chess move?

mikuz: What about the crack head punch you bit against Ibime?

you're a disgrace to the people of edo state. bit what? ibime died in my hands and ran away. it was later discovered ibime had bitten sauron's scheme more than twice in his battles and he lost his balls to compose a rebuttal for me. i am too gifted to be biting lines from bonez and airmark.

airmark should come out now and admit mikuz bit the heart-land pun from him. failure to do so means airmark works for mikuz or they are friends with benefit.

airmark, over to you.....

airmark: Do you agree that i open all hidden posts between the hours of 3 and 5pm and if you fail to pick a single post among the said hidden comments, that gave fuckyouhard a win, i should slam you with a lengthy ban?

how did you miss the votes of lagunna and youngdanaval? they all voted for FYH.....can you explain that?

mikuz: Miserable biter, I said it before I posted my verse. Are you blind? Deny that I did not ask my detractors not to vote and you won't leave to see tomorrow. You miserable vampire. You keep biting punches. When are you ever gonna write a punch that is 100% yours?

You got banned and disgraced for biting a whole verse in 2009, that's why you ditched the useless Sauron account, Couger what's the meaning of ya name?

mr mikuz.....what are you still rapping for? how can i hate someone that died in my hands like a stillborn? show us where you asked your detractors not to vote in a battle? this isn't your father's compound where you get to choose. it has been revealed half of your bars were bitten. you bit an entire rhyme scheme from ibime. the heart land bar was bitten. blackbonez is in court now suing for copyright. your life is a mess.....that's what you get when you clash with the coog. you haven't won a single battle since you died weakly from ma sword.

mikuz: Cooger, Limerick, Kr0ne and Krizzkutz were asked not to vote before the battle, are you blind?
And who's YoungDaNaval, Yeyenatu and Lagunna to be voting in a rap battle? Lol
Airmark please run things properly.

you are a disgraceful liar - show us where it was stated by airmark that coogar, limerick, kr0ne and krizzkutx were asked not to vote before the battle. failure to do that may cost you your life this year. do you lie for a living, you edo street urchin. you keep taking losses, you got punked by khimwhyte and you were caught pants down dry-snitching on sleakid.

fuckyouhard: he even called giyaz's verd a tie. even guykhena gave us a tie but decided to go with kim...where's the tie breaker in the criteria? smh. airmark, so ur among them? if what u said is final then u better ban this account cos it's our agreement or i'll haunt ur dream

airmark is mikuz's bïtch.
he hid the comments where people voted for you & counted the ones for mikuz. i mean, lagunna & youngdanaval voted for you - does airmark think we don't have a retentive memory?

airmark: Mikuz' voters : Ibime, sosiqdude, Jigsawkillah, Icekidd, Siddogg,Thunderstorm,ojoawo, LooNat11kk, emaprince, Guykhena = 10

Fuckyouhard’s Voters : Elymaxiimuss, Teddybiyasi, Kr0ne, Limerick, yeyenatu, coogar, krizzkutz, Elvisonjack2 = 8

Nullified votes : Mikuz : peterrparker,
Fuckyouhard : kenwood002
Tie : Giyazz

what happened to the votes of lagunna & youngdanaval? airmark, come and explain how you arrived at 10-8, please. i want to know how emobïtch carries more weight than youngdanaval.

victorVIC1: Not only have I read but I've also heard quite a number of horrible testimonies from some of my friends who are from polygamous home. Their ordeals include the inability of parents to meet up with their basic responsibilities such as providing of food for the family, payment of school fees, what have you? The wives and children also tend to involve in unhealthy competitions which may sometimes result to the adoption of voodooism inorder to achieve their respective aims. Furthermore, the death of their husband is often accompanied by an insalubrious struggling as regards to the sharing formula of the man's properties. Although, it is agreeable that the aforementioned factors are not peculiar to "polygamous family". However, if is not out of place to conclude that these situations are more prevalent in polygamous homes.
I have tried times without number to ascertain the benefits of Polygamous Marriage and I could barely arrive at any plausible conclusion so I thought it I should drop the following questions in the house.
Is Polygamous marriage a beneficial arrangement? If yes, to whom is it beneficial? If no, what are your reasons?

it's beneficial to all the parties involved. it's lack of money & the poor organisation nigerians are generally known for that paint polygamy in a bad light.

in the middle eastern countries where there's wealth, you would hardly hear of mama akeem beating up mama saheed. nothing really works in nigeria & that includes all types of marriage.

some monogamous marriages in nigeria are worse than polygamous ones. it's the people at fault, not the arrangement. the unhealthy competition & voodoo side of it is only prevalent in poverty-stricken societies.

mormons practise polygamy in america, how often do the wives go to the herbalist to cast spell on each other? that's the only proof you need to see that the people practising it are the problem.

fuckyouhard: Kim askin where i am? today is sunday, am not a pagan like u.
dicklickers like iceskidd sayin coogar ghostwrote for me? wow! am impressed! my pen game must be very good then. and for those who don't understand what rap battle is, it means takin points! this is no topical brawl where ur storytellin ability gives u the upper hand. take loonatiik vs thunder for instance, thunder was busy buildin up while his opponent was takin jabs at him. or kim himself vs sidd. Sid had a better verse but i gave Kim the win because he went in harder. most of y'all here haven't been to other battle sites. u stay here and claim lords n gods and look down on people. imagine, am the same fuckyouhard Kim didn't qualify in his rookie tourney because of poosie. see how much trouble am causin him a quick fight. shame on u bro!

you are a skilled writer.
there's no question about that. at this point, i rate you higher than kim or the emo-bïtch. keep your head up & don't let the politics on this thread discourage you. limerick, teddy and you have had the biggest meteoric rise in the past few months.

this thread has outlived it's usefulness. kim should count the score again from page one so airmark can close the thread.

Emaprince:

All of a sudden,cooger and lagunna became friends..it's well o!

keep my name out of your lips....did a centipede crawl up your rectum?

lololololol @ coogar ghostwrote for FYH. i am sure coogar ghostwrites for MI & mode9 too.

Lagunna: Na lie, i don see mikuz fb b4, the guy na young man. Na you and Ibime be the oldest here. Agbayas

you are gullible. those pics on mikuz's FB were taken in the 80s. mikuz voted in the 1983 elections in nigeria as a UPN member.

do the math!

Lagunna: Na brother ibime be the egbon for here.. He don grow pass calender

mikuz is the oldest here. he was in "form 5" when i entered primary school. mikuz cannot be less than 52.

Lagunna: So u be pikin.... Me dey think u be one egbon. Chaiiii....

i am just a young man doing a grown man shyte.

Emaprince: usual random insults which you can easily send to the first person that ruffles ya weak feathers...I aint surprised..
Cooger,you are a small fry..all those random insults doesn't hurt as far as they aint related the life I live bothh here and offline but stuffs I said and will still reveal about you are all undeniable..you are in trouble already..

small fry to who?
you know the internet is about the only place you & i can break words. in the real world, you would be my car window cleaner when i am stuck in traffic.

you know nothing about me. go and bring your evidence here. your father is a bastard sired by a village witch if you fail to reveal the stuff you know about me.

Emaprince: you are a m.oron!...a shameless goat with the most banned I'd in this site!..when will you ever grow up and behave like your agemates?..b1tch!..

your father is the möron......the simple mistake he made 37 years ago is what we are dealing it today. i can only pray you die before you pass your stüpidity genes to your children and populate the earth with obdurate wänkers

All you do is throw random insults..if I decide to take you down..I have a dossier on you..I mean a lot personalss to chase ur shameless @ss off this site..I don't do random insults,I talk hurting truths about you..you are thhe bigest mistake of your father..

take who down?
you, your father and the 29 generations that lived before him cannot cause a scratch, let alone get a punch. i would destroy your entire family tree. bring it on - if you are a true son of your father.

Around this section,nobody is a goat just like you/..
...Cos around this section . . No bloke is 32/
B1TCH!!!

how does goat like you rhyme with 32? this is why you are the wackest son of a whorë that has ever existed on this forum.

32? i am not even 30.
ask mikuz, he knows my age. this is how you fools propagate falsehood that condemns your nuclear family into eternal penury.