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mikuz: I haven't seen FYH since today. What's up with him?

FYH is getting knighted as the newbie of the month. mikuz, how does it feel to be taken apart by a newbie?

mikuz: This battle was a rematch, you wrote that verse for him. That's your style up there.
This explains why you want to commit suicide over this loss.
I don beat you back

buhahahaha
if i wrote that verse for him, you would be dead. you know i don't kid around when battling. i battle to kill not to pamper my opponent. FYH dumbed down his lyricism too much and that gave you a tiny breathing space.

Emaprince: his ccocksuckerss are increasing indeed but don't be shocked to find out thhat most of those IDs are his..cooger is a shhameless goat!!!

you are a failure in life & you would fail in hell when the ground collapses under you in due time. yes....coogar is limerick, kr0ne, FYH, youngdanaval, etc that voted against kim.

when stüpidity & dementia experimented with sex, you were the product of that union. it shall never be well with you & may the remaining days of your life be 100 times bitter than the victims of ALUU-4.

Emaprince: watch out for coogger cos I'm very sure he can go as far as creating new I'd to vote against you..remeber he started swaying in the first page..he even went as far as trying to bully giyazz to vote aggainst you..I don't know why he's this desperate..

useless son of a firewood background is what you are. you think everyone is like you? i didn't bully giyaaz, i only questioned his sanity. he voted a tie when the points actually showed FYH won from the criteria he chose himself.

then like a stüpid man that he is, he flipped that he wasn't going to use the point-based system that was the standard rule(written by mikuz himself). how's that bullying? emprince.....you are just an emo-bïtch. one needs an electron microscope to measure your IQ.

Iceskidd: Coogar wit Mad Respect and all. Please stop making a ffool outta yaself

shut the fück up, you homoeròtic peasant. fall off a high rise building and die.

mikuz: You are back? How far?

i should be asking you that question.

in the last 6 months, you lost to....

•theprekky
•ibime
•sidddogg
•coogar
•teddyishappy

and now
•FYH

mikuz, rapping isn't your forte, you should try your luck in subsistent farming. insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

kim, it's time to give this battle shyte up.

Emaprince: Kai!...I got so occupied and missed all these...

MVGT-MIKUz..its clear

FYH only came bettter in personals...I commend him a lot for standing up to a heavyweight but he should detatch himself from thhat goat called cooger..
FYH mehn...you need to calm down cos it aint a do or diie thing here...I tthink you are tthe most poplar newbie now .thanks to mikz!.

Its clear thhat all thhe newbies mikuz got in problem with before and during the tourney are out to see him fall...

I don't even know wy mik is stoopiing this low to do this...you are allowing the ediot cooger play on ur intelligence..smh

the day you have a different opinion from ibime on this section would be the day of rapture. you have lickëd ibime's cöck so much, your lips now have his foreskin around it. don't you get ashamed of yourself, emabïtch? i don't wanna belabour the obvious but why is your head so far up your arsê?

If you come here to get your ego massaged, you won't get that here. I don't give ninstructions, I show examples . . . but when asked I pull no punches. It is only ninjas with an ego bigger than his skill level that will get frustrated. I take note of crits myself like whizkid said I should stop overmultiing before dropping my punch, or DBR said parentheses should be avoided or minimalised. Even when Coogar said my battle against Mikuz when I used too many Igbo puns was a niche topic that not many could relate to, I took it on board.

ibime - make up your mind once and for all and stop double-speaking. your initial opinion was that coogar sways verdict on a regular basis cos he's jobless but you are agreeing here that FYH destroyed ckushy & bruce. you also agreed any match against warriblood is a mismatch.

if you have any common sense at all, you would see those were the last 3 battles i judged bar this one we are discussing. so if you and i both agree on the verdict of the other 3 battles, how the fück can you say i influence verdicts? logic is something fat people usually lack & it's a shame that at your age......you are recto-cranially inverted.

fuckyouhard: lmao! who will not sleep? check out the wave am causin! it's just a shame u have to dickride to win battles. I don't need anyone to tell me again. . .ur a dickrider and it's obvious. all the people that voted are not my friends. and ibime comin out to back u up. because of who? fuckyouhard!!! how many battles has ibime judged in months? it's a big shame on u, kim

stop rubbing it in.
they definitely suck each other off at night. see how i exposed their rhyme schemes. they bite each other angle for angle. vowel sound for vowel sound. i am yet to see their rebuttal to explain why they use the same rhyme scheme in their battles.

my educated guess is ibime is the man in the relationship & kim is the woman - which makes the fat charlatan the topper. bunch of lazy gits. kim is a snitch, ibime is a benefit scrounger. they are a match made in heaven.

afrodoc: and you are right that the lack of defensive midfielders exposed us to excess pressure.
however i look at the 3 senior centre backs and he seems to be the odd one out IF we buy another quality central defender

smalling is the best out of the lot. the only problem smalling has is passing & distribution. he gets scared when in possession. if he can sort that bit out, he is our best central defender.

jones is another few matches from injuring himself or rooney. he's a bumbling oaf. he is the equivalent of schwarzennegger on a football pitch. evans blows hot & cold. more cold than hot if i can add.

mikuz: So another word for 'get it' is parenthesis?
Oboy stop deceiving people. Thank God I didn't meet you while I was learning the ropes o.
Na better wackster I for be by now lol.
Na these new battlers I pity pass.
You've succeeded in digging FYH's grave, who knows who's next?

oloshious fellow forward slash stark illiterate like yourself. you didn't even know mustard rhymed with bastärd until we took you back to brighter grammar to learn some oral english.

so what's the essence of eminem using "get it" after his pun? you expect him to say "bracket open & close" in his bars? where were you when your maker was distributing intelligence?

fuckyouhard: lol! he cannot break it down cos he knows he'd lie if he did. he's bis' boy as well as ur friend in fb, is he not? smh! horses must be jealous cos some humans have refused to ride them

don't be shocked by what's happening here. ibime & mikuz are from the same niger-delta area in nigeria & their alliance is strong. they are friends with benefit.

that was why i made sure i wounded mikuz mortally. to beat ibime or mikuz, you have to score 100% cos if you allow any of these faggöts to cop ordinary 10%, they will magnify it.

ibime is a good for nothing asshöle. he's a deadbeat dad. his 2 year old daughter would probably be home now watching pörn & picking used condoms on the floor to eat while the irresponsible father is on NL discussing parenthesis.

let them be - you won the battle. nothing they say here can turn it around. you got my vote. limerick voted for you too. there were 5 other cats who i can't remember. let salty ibime continue to drag his old age in the mud cos of his ijaw alliance.

we woulda lost tonight without smalling. he was strong for us at the death. the lack of defensive midfielders affected us towards the end and roma brought on quality players to try get something out of the game.

10 goals in 2 games, we are in business!

sosiqdude: see, thiz will continue and continue...please i want if una dey argue bout this, just don't sleep..the thread wont sleep and you people wont sleep ok.. and pigheaded coogar..i don't think you can sleep this night..keep on doubting..

don't speak to me unless i speak to you directly. where are your manners? are you a social reprobate? mikuz lost & went to facebook to bring his herd of castrated sheep to swing the verdict back on his side.

Ibime: Did Eminem start explaining his punchline at the end of his track? He rhymed his punchline in verse. You think Eminem is unprofessional or a wacko like you whose punches don't connect so he has to start explaining it?

FYH explained miquon before his next verse. just like eminem was emphasising his bars with "get it?". eminem is practically asking his listeners to look for the double entrede in his bars. it's parenthesis!

Ibime: Ah shuush. Stop derailing. You might confuse newbies with thís nonsense, based on their level of intelligence.

The newbies you like disinforming may not even recognise the start of the rhyme scheme 4 syllables before the end syllable. The skill is not in the end syllable but in the start of the multis. As usual you like playing to the dumb among the audience. They the only niggas you can sway cos skilled niggas no respect you.

you are a disgrace to lyricism. the rhyme scheme is the same, you obese charlatan!

smoking this lout = dude in the south = bruised in the bout = owned in a bout = moving his mouth = hole in his mouth = lose to the tout = holes in his mouth.

what's the difference here? this is practically the same thing. mikuz just chose all your end rhymes, add different wordings but persisted with the same vowel sound. this is biting!!!!

you either sell bars to mikuz or mikuz copies you so much, he included your name, your number and your DOB on his WAEC answer paper. tell him to at least change the vowel sounds if he must use the same rhyme pattern.

you faggöts are ruining this place!!!!

The parentheses thing is well established. I have thrown away dozens of puns cos they are not easily recognisable and would need parentheses. Like DBR said, if the punch needs a parenthesis, bin it.

and who the fùck is DBR to make a universal law about parenthesis? eminem, the greatest rapper alive uses it in his multi-million selling albums. you can use parenthesis if the audience are dumb like we have here on NL. it's a standard practise.

eminem on criminal
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checking the mail
Get it?(Checking the male)---->parenthesis

eminem on underground
Straight jacket with a hundred eight brackets
With a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it
Cut your fücking head off and ask you where you're headed off to,
Get it?(Headed off to)---->parenthesis


eminem must be wack to be explaining his bars on his tracks according to 2 brainless nigerians who think parenthesis is needless. this is why eminem is rich & you clowns don't even have a fücking career.

mikuz
I'm smoking this lout/ rip him apart and blast his bones to the south/ he could never have me owned in a bout/
So if he 'speak with a forked tongue' . . my cutlery ll bifurcate his lips and leave holes in his mouth!/

ibime
I'm the illest dude in the South/
Ever since Mik got bruised in the bout/ Coogar been moving his mouth/
I don't what he crooning about/
Already beat him twice. . . so y'all know. . . I could never lose to the tout/
Ibime vs Sauron. . . google it out/


lout, tout, south, bout, mouth. same shyte recycled over & over again.


why do you idiòts use the same rhyme scheme? who's biting who here? who's the creative one & who's the dullard? do you guys even think we don't see through your fraud. how many times are we going to read the same rhyme scheme from you faggöts?

CLOSER

mikuz
So what hes spitting is floppy/ all his writtens are floppy/ watch ma axe rip through his tummy/
. .and split him two . .
. . Cos I'm swiftly bringing 'Ffuck' to an end . . like I was caught committing adultery!/

mikuz wrote the same rhyme twice(floppy) and for fùck's sake - bringing fück to an end isn't the same as being caught with adultery. that double entrede makes no sense.

FYH
I still have more bars to deck the ho/ so i ain't lettin go/
till he slumps from my heavy blow/ and i put a nail in his coffin . . .
like em to benzino

every line FYH used here was a punch. it's cleaner, less forced and more clever than the nonsense mikuz wrote writing floppy twice in the same rhyme scheme.

OPENER

mikuz
I'm smoking this lout/ rip him apart and blast his bones to the south/ he could never have me owned in a bout/
So if he 'speak with a forked tongue' . . my cutlery ll bifurcate his lips and leave holes in his mouth!/

FYH
klitscho on scene. . . . i'll throw jabs on him/ till he goes down on knees/
this is no bout for me/ cos u'd never hear miquon . . .like the math program for kids !!! ~ mik won


.....now anyone with a retentive memory should know mikuz bit ibime's rhyme scheme with that "smoking this lout" nonsense. how does one blast bones to the south?

look at FYH's clean application. miquon is a well known math program for kids just like kumon. i can relate with that angle he took very well & him explaining his verse is for the retardëd souls like mikuz himself.


by every standard, FYH took the opener!!!

Lagunna: coogar: FYH
Ibime: mikuz
GIYAZZ: tie
ELYMAXiimus: FYH
teddybiyasi: FYH
sosiqdude: mikuz
JigsawKillah: mikuz
Iceskidd: mikuz
ThunderStorm: mikuz
siddoggg: mikuz
mikuz 6 FYH 3
I liked fyh lines more, but the people have spoken.
Next battle please........

giiyaz stüpidly said tie - his calculation said otherwise. limerick chose FYH. youngdanaval chose FYH. you also chose FYH.

iceskidd & sosiqdude are too irrelevant to decide a battle of this magnitude. this is not a traditional wrestling bout in a village. this requires a certain level of intelligence.

fuckyouhard: show me his w/ps

hahahaha - thank you!
let them show us mikuz's nonexistent wordplays. the people saying mikuz won cannot do a comprehensive breakdown of the verses. if they do, their fraudulent ways would be exposed.

mikuz: Lololololololol
Lolololol
Na you make me come back o, I thought you were serious about battling me again, but I didn't know you were tryna claim James Bond in my absence.

you have been killed!
40 voters decided our battle & not a single one of them thought you one. 30 of them were my haters but they knew you got murdered, they couldn't debate my flawless victory.

why should i battle you again when there's FYH, limerick & even teddy in the top echelon. i only battle guys on a winning streak, not failures like you who is on a losing streak. you have not won any battle since february. cobwebs have taken over your cranial cavity.

Cooger stop crying over split Milk. Ok count all the votes in this battle, including your biased vote! Who won?
Lololololololol

he won!
you already admitted he won. nothing else should matter after that. you conceded defeat just like fayemi did in ekiti state.

mikuz: I guess the audience have spoken. Tried to de-activate the account be the feature is not enabled. Airmark you can ban this account for as long as you want. This is my last post on Nairaland.

who wrote this again? was it not mikuz? was he drunk when he wrote this or did he suffer a temporal brain damage?

airmark, how can a contestant concede defeat and then change his mind almost immediately? FYH won after mikuz himself made this post.

fuckyouhard: my worst disappointment is ibime himself! chai! see the person i was respectin. do u think my ally with coogar can influence me ratin u lower than anybody on this section? but ur attitude in this event clearly proves ur not a good person. u even had to resurrect the dead to come after me. ur doin all this because of coogar. smfu

nothing anyone can say can deny you the victory. you beat the shyte out of mikuz. the "likes" only told half the story. when you counted the verds of the relevant voters, what was the score?

peterrParker: Aint you getting it?? Your generic puns failed you!

nah, your common sense failed you just like your mother's contraceptives.

peterrParker: coogar really influenced the verdicts here www.nairaland.com/1823459/bloody-clash-ii-fuckyouhard-vs

your propensity to extend the borders of daftness is peerless. what did i influence there? i only fück with dopë written, i don't care about who wrote what.

airmark, this is how these ruminant animals goad me to start spraying venom all over and make me look like a troublemaker. i will not tolerate this reckless accusations from anyone.

then again,
every vote from regular posters here must count. since when do verdicts get selected based on hater or non-haters. what are you people turning this into? so mikuz can choose whose votes to be counted? we can as well take the battle to mikuz's family compound in the murky creeks of edo & ask them to vote.

what are we waiting for?

peterrParker: sure, he won. But some of the voters were influenced by coogar's stupidity! They follow his league

actually, some of the voters were against your father's stupidity for not putting a bag at the end of it on the night you were conceived. look at this lunatic giving an opinion - who the fück are you? i blame human rights for this rubbish. meritocracy should be the criteria here. urchins like you with subzero IQ level should never have an opinion on the weather, let alone discuss the exegesis of battle rap.

mikuz: He has declined again for the umptheenth time due to immense fear. Count the votes now and declare a winner cos FYH has deleted his verse due to shame. Remember, I said before the battle that the votes from Mikuz haters will not count!

Cooger is a sham and a fraud. I'd rather lose to Kr0ne than get a win over Cooger. Certified vets don dey hail Kr0ne since sliced bread. So its an honour to go into the ring with a champ like Krone than to exchange bars with a confirmed vampire like Cooger. Give me Kr0ne!

may thunder fire you, shameless edo goat. no wonder you look like a billygoat. you tried to steal someone else's girlfriend and you don't even have the decorum to delete yourself from this thread & never return. do you have any code of honour at all? were you born with one?

as for the battle, you lost monumentally.....you had already conceded a loss after you saw FYH's verse. ibime & your army of simpletons got you back the cojones to start fighting for a battle you already lost. they hate to see a veteran lose disgracefully like you did.

i trust airmark to do the right thing & declare FYH the winner of this bout. hater or no hater doesn't count. when i destroyed mikuz, my haters voted in my favour. if a verse is good, it's good. i never heard of obama's opponent whining that his haters gave obama the victory. if you are good enough, haters won't have any influence on your votes.

Anacksunamun: This Coogar na real werey. He's already using Mikuz's personals against him. .

mikuz go hear am with that khimwhyte episode. he doesn't even know his own don finish for NL. make i return from my trip next week.

mikuz: You are a confirmed madman. You are looking for more time for you to bite lines! If na me give this excuse now you go say I dey run, that it takes us so called vets days to write lines. Thats the same thing you said before FYH's match but you were left dumbfounded after I brought a master piece within 20 minutes that obliterated him together with his generic lines. I wrote this verse in a shorter time frame and yet it was better than the one I fought you with. How do you explain that?

You can be busy enough to postpone battles but others can't be. Great!

of course, i am scared of you now. mikuz the legendary writer. your 10 losses in the last 6 months is enough for me to be scared of you. if i add the fact that you were actually caught pants down snitching on another man then i am certainly quaking in my boots for you.

you are a monumental disgrace...
FYH used your face to clean the toilet....you conceded defeat and told us you were quitting NL altogether and now you are back? do you even have any iota of decorum in you? until you win a battle, no top-tier textcee will battle you & stop biting bonez's lyrics.

mikuz: Lolololololololol . . .
Krizkutz thanks for posting that.

Cooger so we're having the rematch after-all. Lets make it tomorrow - 6pm: selected judges!

24 lines! Lets make this my last!
Make I pop thread bro.

i will be away for most parts of the next few days. i won't have the time to write vapourous bars for you yet. don't be in a hurry to get killed - you have about 4 battles lined up already and you keep taking losses.

you need to refresh.....

Limerick: You dnt get it. . . .Khimwhyte is Sleakid's ghost account

for real??
dayuuuuum.......kim must have felt like a real twät when he discovered. that nucca sleakid is a tortoise. he practically caught mik pants down.

Krizzkutz: he was not, d snitch was made to apologize with bars.

hahahahahaha.....
no wonder mikuz acts like an ape here. so all these things were happening underground & you guys kept it from us? okay o! one day mikuz will resurrect & i will question him concerning this case.

achebe of rap? hell no...he's the iscariot of rap.

Krizzkutz: u see D̶̲̅εγ reason mikuz hates krizz for no reason?? Truth is in FB mikuz aint shit

wait - was mikuz successful in his bid to snatch khimwhyte off sleakid?

Krizzkutz: Mikuz is a snitch, peep this nigga https://m.facebook.com/notes/krizz-kutz/mikuz-n-khim-white-private-chat-leaks/527909480655315/?refid=21

cheiii, why didn't you post this link yesterday before mikuz got killed? you did me bad, krizzkutz. this is the kinda information that gives easy wins in rap battles. dayuuuuuuum

in my hood, 12 nuccas with baseball bats would beat mikuz till he loses both patellars. this is the worst form of back-biting i have ever seen in my life.

now i feel like battling mikuz again. this would be all personals.....cheiiiiii! mikuz was really asking khimwhyte to leave her boyfriend cos he doesn't love her?

bloody hell....

Kingsley Mikuz Achebeofrap Ezeala
Leave him. Its clear he has no feelings 4 u. Maybe I should start writin my raps lik him. Then I can stand a chance of winnin u over. I mean it from d deepest part of my heart. I'm goin 2 start textbattlin lik sleak. Im so jealous of him. I wish i have al wat he has. Pls wat makes him so special?

Apr 19, 2013 · Sent from Mobile

and this is the dude ibime is defending openly? it shall not be well with mikuz & fat ibime. what the fück!!! see someone that calls himself a street nigga burning the cable of another man because of püssy....