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dademola: are u insinuating that whenever jones plays, the opposition wont test our defense with through-passes or what??some of the things u post make me doubt d crdibility in ur "i played with karimu shuaibu" claims!

na tortoise story....
elampiro has never completed a match at senior level. this is why he's advocating for jones. united are the joint last team with the least attack in the central area this season. when you have deer in the headlights like jones in the midfield & the trust fund baby(rooney) ahead of him, how can we attack through the middle?

if we could make the back of the net look like a defender, valencia would have scored 40 goals this season.

an evidence that mike dean wants swansea to win.

https://vine.co/v/hYHM2WgxvgA

Purist: How Valencia still starts games for us is totally beyond me.

he has the brain power of a maggot. moyes is a terrible manager. i would rather have fabio as a right winger. i'm sure valencia sucks moyes cöck @ carrington, that must be the only reason he gets so many minutes under his belt.

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Wish we can throw more bodies at the left flank. So far, most balls are directed towards the right for smalling/valencia; and it seems the duo are utterly clueless!

The few balls down the left got crossed into the danger area by Buttner.[/quote]never ever expect creativity when smalling is behind valencia. valencia only plays well when he has rafael to make decoy runs. without rafael, valencia is nothing.

@Coogar, Nani started our games against Newcastle and West Brom. Why do you make it look like we lost all games 'cos of Valencia?
See for your self. I did it manually, but I doubt if there is any error.

2 losses are better than 5 that valencia has had. besides, valencia was directly responsible for at least 3 of those losses. he's a steamy pile of shyte. he should be sold alongside rooney this month or in the summer.

elampiro: We have missed three chances. Chicha miscued, Val lost 'cos of his weaker foot, Kagawa didn't get to Valencia's through ball 'cos of lack of pace.

We all know the limitations of our guys individually.

val is a waste of space, he cannot cross, he cannot score. what the heck does he do? you know a winger is screwed when all our fullbacks can ping quality crosses better than he can muster.

DBR: Lmao! Didn't I warn y'all that Cooger is all talk and fluff?
And dude still had d effrontery to mention ma name in that weak as$ nursery rhyme he penned. I like ur courage sha.

u better beg sm1 like Evil Chapter to take u under his wing and receive tutelage.
Nice one there Evil Chapter. .better pesin. Hope to see more from ya.

oNe

see this mumu - that was a rough sketch. it's not a battle. if ibime feels he's ready, let him come to the ring & take another win. what's he got to lose?

hahahaha - ibime is viewing & yet he cannot write bars before 9pm. ibime's ghostwriter is busy, no wonder he has to wait 7 days to drop his verse.

elampiro: Nani played against Newcastle. After then we have only lost one game. 6 wins, lost 1. So I don't get it.

what's this one saying? valencia has played in all the games we have lost this season bar one. he's the most useless player in the league.

he just wasted another chance when he should have used his left foot to take the shot.

BinghiNya: nani is only good in virtual games, nani is so good he can't command a regular spot in a shyte united, someone who can't mark, poor at crosses, can't make. Decisions, can't support defenders, show boats, nani is useless

and how many games has valencia won you since nani's injury? if we don't have a useless manager, valencia's contract should have been shredded by now. smalling/valencia again tonight - i expect another draw or loss. there's no way we are winning outright unless swansea beat themselves.

i would rather have a male donkey playing in the right wing than have valencia. moyes is a lunatic.

mikuz: Lol . . . Ibime will send his next weekend. Please start putting finishing touches to yours!

next weekend? what happened to tonight's 9pm deadline? i finished writing for ibime around noon(it took me roughly 2-3 hours). where's that fatso to come & defend his clan here? if ibime does not show up by 9pm, it's a no-show & he should get a 12-month ban.

Ema prince: You talk too much but always find iit hard to put those in rhymes

i let my class speak for itself. you said i didn't rhyme a word, the other dude said i over-rhymed. that's exactly why troglodytes shouldn't be allowed in this art. some of you don't even know what lyricism is all about.

mikuz: Then send it as soon as you're done and quit laying false allegations.

send what as soon as i'm done? ibime is running helter-skelter, scared to death his street credibility is about to take a dent!

Ema prince: Keep quite sauron joor...I dontt care how you describe me,I felt its necessary to let you know that you way below par after all the mouth making
And does those words you listed out there sound proper to you?..well its. A known fact that sauron doesn't spit multtis..sauron can rhyme "bandit" witth "it"..I.e rhyming "it" in bandit with "it"..the proof is littered everywhere in. Ffr and freestyle. Lounge..
The truth still remains that your verse lacks creativity...the last time you had a verse with lil creativity was against Eyo nigga in 2009

Hand of esau,voice of jacob looool....even the way you type yo verse reveals it

you have always been a dïck rider & i ain't surprised. this is the best rhyme your idol could come with.

ibime: He should be struck with lightning/ or subjected to something frightening/
I don't know why this punk is lying/. . . cos we aint seen that junk you writing. . . since Sauron got expunged for biting!/

lightning, frightening, writing, biting but in that semën-filled cranium of yours, they are world class bars.

ibime: You talk like him/ even walk like him/ and follow sport like him/
So save us the lecture. . . cos when this 'teacher writes'. . . you'll get 'outlined in chalk'. . like him/

talk like him, sport like him, walk like him, chalk like him.

Ibime: I never promised to battle the dude. . . only if what he dropped on FFR was good, and I ain't seen that yet. . . wait, lemme tease something döpe out of him . . for now he remains on 'sparring' level. . .besides, I'm not picking up pen again till next weekend.

hahahaha - ibime has ducked yet another battle. i ain't sparring shyte with you. if i ain't good like you claim then why are you afraid to battle me? this should be an easy win for you. if you think i will waste my material on FFR then you must be high on shroomz.

if you are really the king, i dare you to drop your verse before noon. uk time or naija time is fine by me. if you fail to meet this deadline, then you are a disgrace to every niger-delta citizen in the last 200 years and the souls of your ancestors shall weep for letting them down.

mikuz: Lol . . . Cooger if you can't come with a concrete evidence to prove that Ibime knows the password to that email then we'll have no option than to believe you're afraid of facing his fire and that freestyle has made lose nuts like you changing a tyre.

hahaha - coogar never ducks from a battle. i am 80% done. if ibime can drop his verse, we could both submit by 12 noon(nigerian time).
9pm is too late.....today is sunday!

mikuz: Cooger, Ibime its on . . ,

https://www.nairaland.com/1581188/brutal-combat-vi-ibime-vs

God bless you mikuz!
time to start writing for that obese charlatan.......

sleekdot: Leeds won the first PL, Arsenal winners and runner up recently how come man Utd is buying the best layers from these clubs?

leeds won what? the first premier league title was in 92/93 & man utd won it. arsenal were last winners in 2004 & runner-up in 2005. they weren't title contenders for 7 seasons when RVP moved to man utd.

the equivalent of what bayern just did is going to man city & taking yaya toure & aguero off them or going to chelsea and stealing hazard & oscar.

BinghiNya: nani start ahead of valencia, maybe in ps3 nani is good to start in a team like. Fc of manchester

this is why nani is greater than any winger @ united.......the day valencia does this, shoot me!

https://i.minus.com/ibr2ciTO6MOQ4u.gif

https://i.minus.com/iM5we85jU1u3n.gif

nyabinghi, look at the pass execution from the outside of nani's boot. only about 4 players(berbatov, negredo, nani, nasri) can do that in this whole league.....laser guided pass.

nani is god! valencia is shyte.

mikuz: Cooger and Ibime, great verses! Class!
I'm setting up the thread. Send your verses. 32 lines!

nlking@hushmail.com

ibime is dead......
please set up the thread so i can post in it directly. i don't want NL's autocorrect filter to spoil my bars.

Krizzkutz: Xplain this?? ibime aint no test then y r u sweating?? Or D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ heat frm beatin him that makes u perspire
rating 0.1/5

battling him is no stress that can make me sweat. logic fails you!

Is will smith distress? Or is his a bitch?? Bro is his intestine infected?? Coma xplain this too
rating 0.1/5
Wtf is this one saying

olodo 10 kobo.....
will smith = i am legend.

I never expected batter ur skull/ scatta ur balls kinda lines buh where is d steam?? what's all this now??
D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ only tin u murdered here was ur rym, u over killed it

yet, emaprince said i never rhymed a word. you are now saying i overrhymed

Nottin wowwing
rating 2/5 and that cussa ur ryhmes
rating 0.1/5 ii recommend www. b-ryhmes.com for u, u rym is fuckt
rating 3/5 cussa ur ryhme n dha wolf-flow ish
Overrall rating 0.8/5

hahahaha - a guy that could rhyme cut-throat hacksaw with don't flow backwards need rhymes.com? i already told you twits that was something very light. it didn't take me one hour to write that but mikuz has set up the battle. i am sending my verse to him by 10am(UK time)

mikuz: Oboy!! Chai!!!!

ibime has the password to that email address. i don't want him seeing my bars before dropping his verse. set up the thread & give us the exact time to drop our verses.

e.g. 12 noon(+ or - 60 secs)

Ema prince: Sauron or cooger..na wa for you sef...after all these big big grammer...
I mean wtf??...are you writing an ordinary story condeming iibime or is this what you call rap? Cos I can't see no rhyme in this verse...look at the repulsive ways you rhymed. Races..penmanship..evident..scheme.plus you rhymed "end of days" with "irrelevance"...then "surrendering" with "bribed for it" and "premises....I bet you won't even be able to make these words rhyme on mic,no matter the wayo accent

Generally,there's no creativity in your whole verse..no line is mind blowing..you shoulda known that those days are gone.

As for the title...no be today sauron start dey drop WARNING SHOT TO IBIME

this is where illiterates like you should not even be allowed to judge lyrics. this is a complex rhyme pattern - i have told you i operate on a higher spectrum of lyricism not like what you herbs pen down here emphasising few internal rhymes & end rhymes

sweating = legend = stressing = intestine = fected. penmanship = evident = thetic scheme.

surrendering = vendetta shït = nonentities.

nemesis = settlement = question is = specialist. elegance = excellence = eloquent = feminate.

you have to be really stüpid not to see the rhymes sprayed mosaicly in what i called a rough sketch(freestyle). i mean, you must have acute dyslexia to question the rhyme pattern.

but then you have always been on ibime's nuts - so it's not surprising you are here talking greek. i advise you go back to school for oral english & learn how these words form perfect rhyming.

WARNING SHOT TO IBIME

a clash with you ain't no test i'm sweating.
all these faggöts think i am stepping to a legend
you ain't will smith - i see a bïtch distressing or your intestine is infected

your stans dont really get it, you are not at the races
and every second you bite canibus' penmanship.
you bars are fraudulent, in your punchlines it's evident,
it's really a pathetic scheme

the coog is your nemesis, you would lose badly to this veteran.
when you go back home, your wife would probably sue for a settlement.
you are a degenerate, effeminate and the question is.....
are you seeing a specialist?

you lack the elegance & that simply erodes your eloquent excellence.
ibime oozes of meaningless, feminine excrement
with repetitive petulance that has zero effectiveness.

i lay emphasis....
my greatnesss stretches back from genesis to the end of days
while your style is boring - bordering on the point of irrelevance

i'm not DBR, you won't catch me surrendering
your biggest win is against theprekky and i bet you bribed for it
now i am here for some vendetta shït to evacuate you nonentities from this premises.

where the fück do y'all get this impression, twits?
i craft bars breathlessly, my performance soars when the pressure peaks.
you claim the coog is sauron, where's the evidence?
one more conspiracy theory from you lunatics
and i'd have y'all nailed to a plank like the crucifix.

the accusation is baseless, i should dice y'all with a cut-throat hacksaw.
sauron is a wolf, i am a cat - i don't flow backwards
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45 mins rough sketch for ibime -
like i said, this is something light

elampiro: ^^^^^
I am not interested.

If you like praise to high heavens a player who SAF has always used as a back up, then loan him to QPR last season. And Now still a bench warmer. Is scoring a goal in the capital one a criteria? Buttner scored a goal in his debut.

As I said, I have stated my opinion. You are entitled to yours.
Bye.

welbeck, beckham, evans, etc went on loans too. they must have been shyte too. if SAF didn't rate fabio, why would he start him against barcelona in the final of a champions league? your amnesia probably got in your way of reasoning.

it didn't occur to you it was fabio that asked for a loan move as he couldn't get ahead of evra? he wanted to be busy instead of sitting on the bench counting fingers. so your point is as frail as bin laden's heart condition.

mention one bad game fabio has had this season & you are vibrating like a nokia 3310 that is being charged by a generator from taiwan.

Ibime: Coogar should go drop some bars on FFR. If it's any good, I'll battle him. I get challenged to battle almost daily but we all know the score, FFR is where we filter those who are worth battling from the noisemakers.

let me write something very light for the benefit of the others. watch out.....

elampiro: I wont go for any long argument.
1. I saw Fabio in the preseason. He was very poor in the defence. Against Crystal Palace he was played like a school boy.

he was our best defender against palace. he scored a very good goal in the capital one cup as a substitute. he's performed better than any player in our squad albeit limited appearances. fabio has never had a bad game for united this season....if he has, name that game.

2. Our best wingers on current form are: Janujaz, Valencia and Young.

valencia is not a winger, he's a lunatic. young is better than valencia by 100 miles. if howard webb wasn't a plonker, young should have had a penalty when lloris brought him down - that would have been another assist or probably a goal if he wasn't clattered.

Nani is good for the bench. Zaha is only good for the reserve team or he should be loaned to championship side.

nani is good on the bench & valencia is good to start? hahahaha - jokes!!! how is valencia even earning a living at old trafford? his crosses don't get past the first man?

[quote author=#teamgarri#]Congratulations for hosting a hitch-free tourney. I almost have up when you couldn't decide the winner but common sense prevailed in the end. I have been following the competition as a guest from day one & you really did a good job. Now that a winner has emerged, what next?
It seems the champion is scared of Coogar. Mikuz has not requested for a battle against you but Coogar has. Let us have a laugh at least. The money is on you to win this one so stop ducking like a scaredy cat.[/quote]ibime is a püssy.

[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]LoooooooL, this dbr na mumu ^^[/quote]he's a big mumu but you are a bigger mumu.

DBR: ouch!!! U didn't even consider Cooger?
Pls don't let all his boast of improved biting skill go in vain o.
Nice job by U and Prekky tho. Will luuuv to see another encounter soonest.
oNe

would you willingly enter a lion's den? ibime is not suicidal even though he's got MEND cousins.

elampiro: 1. Not sure of Fabio. It appears you guys didnt pay attention to his game in the playing time he has had. Also, he was so bad in th preseason.

what happened to his game in the preseason? how's he any different to rooney that didn't even have a preseason or the other players who were crocked? fabio had an outstanding preseason & he started against crystal palace at old trafford(he kept a clean sheet too) & he was one of our best performers on the day.

2. So Nani is left off the hook because he has been idle? Now there is a price for being idle.

our best wingers are...
nani
young
janujaz
giggs
valencia

funny how you & nyabinghi suddenly stopped the hero-worshipping of valencia. perhaps, both of you have now realised you have been barking the wrong tree for aeons.

GustavoFring: Well they're second in the league only a point behind the leaders.

They have the highest goal difference in the league

They are still in all the cups AND they have the best squad in the league.

Why would De Rossi want to commit suicide at such a club?

because they have been shyte for at least 2 seasons....they were beaten to the title by 11 points last season.

they are about to be decapitated in europe by barca, they came second in their group. they are not even top of the league in england. should arsenal/chelsea win the league, that would be 2 seasons in a row without winning any ish.

de rossi would commit suicide cos his team(roma) are on top of their league & they seem to be travelling in the right direction. since de rossi extended his contract, city haven't won a pin!

Ibime: lol. Abeg make una carry market go another thread. This is not discussion thread.

shut up, you MEND terrorist!

DBR: Blah blah blah. . .
Rough sketch? Lmao! uv been preparing since last year for this
and now u already creating an alibi cos u know waeva u pen its gon be fluff
Shuush!!!! u just a jester.
oNe

just watch when i behead ibime(your idol)

GustavoFring: So why would De Rossi consider suicide if he was playing for high flying city who are in all the cups?

how's city high flying?

dayokanu: according to reports United made a bid for Daniele De Rossi this summer and the Italian recently told friends something to the effect of,

"I'm glad I didn't go to Manchester because I would've committed suicide by now."

city made a bid for de rossi, not united.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-city/9490082/Daniele-De-Rossi-rejects-move-to-Manchester-City-and-commits-future-to-Roma.html

mancini was going to use his italian connection to bring him then but he refused & signed an extension.

DBR: Ok, so after looking at those IMO ibime did more, and won most criteria cos his sytle barz etc suits me more as a judge.
Aint that simple enough?

it's not.....you are a dïck rider.

Again as always, u are in error. I only stopped late 2012s/early13 !
And lets say u are right and anybody culdda attained legendary status then,
how come u neva did attain any , save the bitters status u got?? Just asking.

i have never written a battle verse on this forum. i dunno if you are high on amphetamines or you are confusing me with someone else you know.

But enuff yakking dude.
Prove thy self with some writtens and save us the babbles of thine imaginary skill that thou boast of.
oNe

i will drop a rough sketch when mikuz sets up my battle with your idol. i will make sure you get a mention in my writtens. i am killing all y'all.

Mr Aboki: If the Manager is making 25'k per annum... Imagine what the rest of the staff are making

i know the day of reckoning is getting near when nigerians would demand better welfare from their politicians. N25k per month? what cleaners make in a month in developed countries is what managers make in a year in nigeria. meanwhile, our politicians make twice the amount politicians in developed countries make.