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Miss Shakara: Again I ask who are you to ask the woman to provide evidence to you? Are you the Police? Her Lawyer? Or the Judge? Need I remind you that you are just a faceless, nameless nobody talking trash on nairaland, you are very insignificant and your opinion does not matter one bit to the matter at hand!

and yours does matter, right?
hahahahaha - this is an online forum in case you lose sight of the purpose of having a board. what do i expect from a stark illiterate with a disgusting herd mentality? she's mentally lazy to think outside the box.....a douche-bag of your size will clean the vägina of a whale.

Whether you believe the story or not is irrelevant,you can never be seen nor heard in respect to that matter. So pack all your poo and shove it up your behind gay!

the story has no iota of truth in it.
unless you are dino's wife, i fail to see how this is a pain in your rectum. this is what happens when a product of a cheap drunk fück is allowed to grow around humans. your birth certificate is an apology letter from a condom factory.

amazing2013: Seriously Miss Shakara, stop responding to coogar. Seriously; you can see HE IS NOT WELL. You are quite intelligent, just choose your battles. He might get help in the future.

it's quite simple.
i have a zero tolerance for verminous cretins like yourself & miss shukura. when these cretins act cowardly, i get peeved even more.
you lunatics should have posted with your original monikers(not that it really matters) but what's with hiding like masquerades? you have failed, so was your mum's birth control pills.

amazing2013: I return your arrows back to you-again.

the arrows have already pierced your left ventricle. the only thing left is for you to bleed gradually to death.

Miss Shakara: Amazing 2013 please allow me to reply this idiot
Sorry Detective Cooper, why do you think this story is cooked up? I know you grew up to be a vagabond forging letters on the "dodgy streets of Nigeria" I plead with you not to allow that to becloud your mind as to believe that every document is a forgery, you actually reason like a goat!

if i wasn't so sure you were raised in a polyandrous home, i would have been keen to hear you out but what good logic can come out of a swine like yourself?

Be more open minded! Embrace things for what they are and not what you think they might be, work with the facts you have and seriously get help cos you really need it. All the vile you spew from your mouth shows you need a total makeover.

look at this stark illiterate.
i am the one being open minded here & this is why i am having a different perspective unlike you sheeple who think anything posted on the internet is the truth. the money invested in your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place.

FYI, you can't even clean my family's shoes talk more of having them reply you! Change this your conspiracy attitude, not everyone wants to pee on you.

of course i can't clean your family's shoes - it would be the other way round. you are intellectually bankrupt. conspiracy attitude? asking a battered woman to provide a stronger claim to nail her husband is conspiracy theory to you? let me be the first person to break this news to you - your future is very bleak.

Miss Shakara: You can say that to your mother! Am sure you beat her up too, after all what do you care? You "don't give a flying fück about the chromosomes she carries"! If she crosses your path then BAM you explode!

the difference is striking....
my mom does not come online to troll like yourself. with your below average intelligence quotient, you were easy to puzzle & you swallowed an ordinary letter-headed paper anyone struck with leprosy like yourself could cull out of google. you are a disgrace to the donor of your y-chromosomes!

You aren't married too am sure cos only an animal that chews cord can take your broke ass attitude! Despicable Dwarf!

when stüpidity & dementia experimented with sex, you were the product of that union. what has my marital status gotta do with what's on ground? are you recto-cranially inverted?

amazing2013: Lol. It shall not be well with me? I return your arrow to you. YOU NEED HELP.

fück yes!
it shall never be well with you & may the remaining days of your life be 100 times bitter than the victims of ALUU-4.

[quote author=soul_glo]A man won't do it but you are doing it here and do it all the time. Maybe if I was standing with you and having some of the heated conversations we have had you would have hit me to teach me a lesson. In your world that makes perfect sense[/quote]my words are my weapon!
the punchlines are enough, men like me don't use hands on the weaker sëx.

Miss Shakara: This is just how you know foolish immature men, going back and forth with a woman! Shame no dey catch you! Am sure your likes will do more than Dino and justify it! You Disgusting slowpoke!

foolish immature men because you met someone who would not take bullshyte? hahahaha - you must have been raised in the village. who cares whether you are a woman or an animal that chews the cud? you cross my path, you get scorched. i don't give a flying fück about the chromosomes you carry.

ignorant cünt!!!

armyofone: Were you there analyst coogar, i thought the OP said they were both arguing.

both arguing?
you actually believe a man would deliberately start an argument, try to shut his wife up, park & start beating her? i am a critical thinker and i don't just swallow nonsense. if a story doesn't make sense, it's a lie 19 times out of 20.

Miss Shakara: "Fall from a skyscrapper and die"? Its so obvious now you can't think straight when it comes to violence cos you have little appreciation for human life! Unfortunately the likes of you can only run mouth online when in reality women use you to scrub floors.

you are a consummate rëtard....
violence & little appreciation of human life over an ordinary hearsay? if that was the training you got & you are bragging about then everyone involved in your mental development should be arrested for child abuse.

My parents at least gave me training while yours left you in a gutter to pissed and pooed on, that explains your bitterness and insensitivity to life.
Unfortunate Pompous Fool!

i doubt your parents gave you anything that remotely has a semblance to training. kerosene background animals like yourself must have been neglected. i am accessing my 3rd eye through chakra now & i can see you as a child crawling around, picking used condoms & putting it in your mouth. you are the boil on the arsë of humanity, you paraplegic nuisance!!

[quote author=tpia@]Its an olden days custom and possibly the wife is not well educated.

The other option like I mentioned, is prayer.[/quote]

yellowpawpaw: Of course he will take her back.
When other ways didn't work, he decided to humble her this way.
Not to worry, her village kinsmen will teach her manners.

It is an old practice. The village elderly ladies will tutor her well. She might be fined too!
Uncultured gals.
U c their mouth running like tap water everywhere and they call it smartness or whatever. They never knew when to stop and respect themselves or their men.

shoot!
civilisation & feminism have achieved nowt in nigeria.

Miss Shakara: Yes of course! You need photos, what of videos? Don't you need videos to be sure the photos aren't photoshopped? Even that may not be enough for you, she should probably come to your place to show you her bruises so you can confirm it is actual blood and not paint. Will that be okay Mr "empirical evidence".
And you should be provided with evidence as the policeman, Attorney and Judge all rolled in one! Smh! Nonsense! Feeling punk like what you think matters! Who gives a f**k about your opinion in this matter

maybe you should fall from a skyscraper & die instead of having HBP on what coogar wrote. this is why some of you get beaten by the likes of dino melanyie. all the training your parents gave you have been washed away down the throat with a bottle of fanta.

inbred twät!!!

alutacontinua: @bolded, another biased assumption that you and Efe keep repeating!
OP NEVER POINTED THAT OUT!
They were BOTH shouting!
She didn't say the wife was shouting first, then both of them, then beating followed! THEY WERE BOTH SHOUTING!

did the OP need to say that before you figure out what transpired? why would a man driving a car park his car & drag his wife out to beat if she hadn't said anything? come on!!

the woman must have been the instigator & the husband set her straight. the husband threatened her to keep quiet or get what's coming - she dared him & got what was coming. i dunno why there's so much hullabaloo over this matter.

alutacontinua:
Somebori haf deceive coogar oooooooooo....
Dey der dey watch...
E go be lyk season film to u....u know d kain twist wey dey always pop up in scandal

i am confident.....
this one has been tested & trusted. from himalayan mountains to the rocky hills of afghanistan. she's mint.

ferhyntorlah: Yeah, ayam sure

well, let's look into it.
i don't see men wearing wig or belly tightener beneath their shirts. i don't see men queuing up for tummy-tuck in spain & india. whatever situation a man finds himself, he's confident about it. he's rocking his fat belly & bald head without fear.

but women? lord of mercy!!!
fake hair, fake brows, fake lashes, push-up bras to help fatigued böobs, fake pads to push up the bütt, fake nails, fake hymëns, fake armpit hair(i once saw a chic with strands of fake brazilian hair in her armpit)

so my dear, it is not the same.

alutacontinua: @first sentence, she's just trying so haaarrrdddd to make it palatable. Talk about trying to make good out of ugly!
She'll soon cheat on you with some correct making sense 6-pack guy in her office

hahahaha - i trust her with my heart & soul. i could lock her in a room with 4,000 shirtless men & their 10-packs & throw the key away.

ferhyntorlah: That's your partner oh; as for me a massive turn off!!!

look at you - the cold feel of the pot-belly is soothing. putting your face next to it feels like the cold air in alaska.

Same mu ni!!

you sure?

[quote author=soul_glo]So the woman lacked control because she was being argumentative and the man does not? He is St. Husband. Whatever.[/quote]she's the trouble starter.
don't be surprised if you spit at someone & he shoots you in the head. if you did not spit at him in the first place, he will not aim his gun & shoot. there's no universal law that says retaliation has to be equal. people have different ways of handling insults, people have different thresholds of pain.

the woman deserves the aśs-kicking!!!

ferhyntorlah: Say what?
Coogar, you okay so? Which kain statement be that? If na dat, then extra tyres at the belly and fallen boobs are also "sëxy" and a sign of good living.

my partner tells me my protruding belly is what she likes the most about me. she kisses it first in the morning & just before she sleeps. that already tells me she finds it sëxy.

PS: receding hairline is a sign of aging, gerrit Coojar abi na Coohar!

you have to live well to age graciously. stop hating jor & don't compare our beer-bellies to fallen böobs.

Baby mama: I don't care what anyone does,a man bent on cheating will cheat
Look at Halle berry for instance
It doesn't get any cuter than that yet Eric benet was all over town

halle berry starved him of sex though. i think they were having it twice in 3 months or so.

How about Elin Nordegram and Tiger Woods
There are drop dead gorgeous women whose husbands have cheated with women not even a quarter of the looks their wives had
Some with professional put together wives have cheated and cheat with mgbeke area girls that can't string a sentence together
How do you explain that
I refuse to put the guilt of a man cheating on any woman and the things she failed to do
That is a small ,minuscule number

it's not about looks alone. it's the complete package. a husband will easily cheat on a very pretty wife with a rotten attitude. there won't be remorse sef.

You assume the man doesn't change
Hair lines do recede you know and pot bellies pop out

pot bellies are sëxy. receding hair is a sign of good living.

Mrs Awesome: Where do you send husbands when they misbehave? Double standard
. Women even at 70-80 your husband can still send you back to your family.....so pathetic.
Women should start gaining financial, emotional and social independent from their man at least no right thinking idiotos will dream of sending you back to whomever like damaged goods just cos he feels like or believe it is necessary for him....

it depends on your country of residence....
in my neck of the woods, a woman can have her husband/boyfriend kicked out of the house anytime she pleases. all she needs to tell the police is that his presence in the house threatens her & he may not return home until she's satisfied that he is well-behaved.


[quote author=Efemena_xy]It's gonna take more than 2-4 weeks to reformat her brain. Two years worth of crassness is no can of beans.[/quote]https://img.pandawhale.com/32357-damn-gif-5HbE.gif

Miner13: Nop.
Still with her parent coz the husband threaten to do something silly if they try sending her without a change.

i won't be surprised if this husband is having an affair already. his scheme is groundbreaking though, he's got himself time to philander. he now has about 2-4 weeks to himself until oga madam returns from the village.

kulyie: what other evidence is conving enough.can anybody not do some marks of her face and snap picture to show as evidence of assault.abi is it untol they carry her corpse out of his house before she uses her common sense and know what to do

anybody can provide that letter.
i can get a police complaint against you that you are a flaming pëdophile. in sane countries, they take photographs of domestic abuse victims. they take witness reports of neighbours or passersby etc to authenticate the case.

however, this one looks like a case where a woman just wants to smear the reputation of her spouse. it's very common with women especially african women to fabricate stories against their husbands when their marriage hits the rocks!

[quote author=tpia@]Its better than beating her up though.

I can't comment until I know the hows and whys of the situation.

The other option is prayer.[/quote]and what will praying achieve here?
turn a bad cook into an excellent cook overnight? i'm sure if God is ever interviewed, He will say nigerians are the highest abusers of prayers. jeeeez!

prayers should be the icing on the cake - the catalyst/facilitator/multiplier & that's after the individual must have put in all his efforts. i'm tired of hearing people pray amiss!

chaircover: Some Naija marriages . . .scarier than a horror movie

Pointing a loaded gun at the mother of your children. What if the gun had accidentaly gone off? . . . . I weep for her

Women should stop keeping on having children in a relationship that is going nowhere. The more the children the harder it is to leave.

If you really want to know a mans real self, give him money and power.

story looks fake!
i don't want to see complaint letters that could be fabricated in any dodgy street in nigeria. i want to see photographic evidence of bruises & bloodied face.

dino melayie may be guilty as alleged but an empirical evidence wouldn't be out of place. if we go by word of mouth alone, the biblical joseph was a prolific räpist!

armyofone: What he did was wrong, you dont want to hit/beat a woman in front of your kids or in public. Our world is already messed up with every kind of violence, sigh.
The best thing is to park till you both cool off 'woman can i go on now' kind of thing. What was he trying to teaching his kids, that you beat a woman to shut her up? Ummmm

.......but it's 100% perfect for the wife to rain abuses on her husband in front of her kids in public?

alutacontinua: U're totally missing the point!
Fighting on a road doesn't prevent an accident, it paves and opens way for it to happen! assuming he finished d beating and drove off, dt's another potential accident cos an angry man driving is not the safest of things either. Pinning his action on 'intent to save life' is not a good argument at all cos it still doesn't make sense. For God's sake, i dunno how large that road is but if i'll weigh it by what most roads look lyk in Naija, they definitely don't allow for a car to be parked, oda vehicles coming and someone practicing karate skills. Not to mention the crowd that must have gathered to watch. Now, that is an accident scene right there!

he was already done beating her. he cannot be angry anymore. he's already satisfied with his action. he would be very much relieved. if anything, it's the wife that would be angry, not the husband.

They both ran their mouth, they were both stupid. I'm not saying the woman is an angel but your argument abt preventing accident does not apply in this case. If I were a man and i'm driving and somebody starts to distract me too much with insults and noise, i'll quietly park, and for the sake of the libes i'm trying to protect, calm her down! It doesn't matter who is right or wrong here, tr lives at stake is what matters to me. If dt doesn't work, we both sit down i that car and shout each other down until we're satisfied, nobody gets out! If dt doesn't work, i call for a cab or stop a cab(whichever is appropriate) and get outta there with my kids. Dragging the woman out of the vehicle and beating her up just doesn't serve the purpose of protecting lives. It endangers it more! Maybe it serves some other purpose but definitely not saving lives!

dragging her out & beating her seems appropriate for the type of woman she is. he's not stüpid. the woman is on the passenger seat, dragging her out on the service lane is safe enough & beating her right there after she dared him to is well deserved. if a woman acts like an animal, treat her like an animal.


for centuries to come, she will remember this day.

StarBoard: Arsenal cannot be termed the surprise team anymore.
A team with 14 straight campaigns to the CL is hardly new to anybody.
Just wondering which striker who fits the world-class bill is not cup-tied by January

suarez!!

[quote author=Efemena_xy]You've just described a long-standing situation with no immediate threats or risks to human life.

The man's situation in this story is different. He was driving and warned her to shut the hell up so he could focus. She refused and continued with her tirade. He stopped the car and she refused to get out. What more should he have done to stop the flow of hurtful words from her pit of a mouth? [/quote]dance for her.

bluuu: the woman i think.
if a guy whose wife s not sexual enough to his taste is justified' going out',y cant this woman who feels lik a single mom 'go out' too

really?
is sex food?

StarBoard: Remember that every champions league campaign has a bit of a surprise team in it.
Olympiakos just might be it for this year.

Given that we have Gollum, i have come to learn to expect just about anything from this United side.

arsenal are the surprise team this year. wenger is bringing in a world class striker next month.

dademola: Cooger, arsenal will at best draw at d emirate, and most certainly lose 4-0 at allianz arena! Stop giving pataki and debosky false hope-arsenal wld crash out with an embarassing aggregate score!

arsenal to qualify on goals difference or shoot-out. put your money on it.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]I will NEVER support such a woman. She pushed her man to the brink, to the end of his tether and even then, he offered her an opportunity to save herself by shutting her darn mouth. Did she take it? He warned her that he'll beat her. She dared him!

Abeg make una talk another one jare.[/quote]don't mind them.....
men are supposed to have self-control & be a gentleman but women should have a free rein to insult & verbally abuse their husbands. few hours later, these people would be telling you there should be sex equality.

bunch of hypocrites!

salsera: Cheating is knocking at the door of this family
He can't shirk his responsibility as a father and husband to save the world. He should save himself and stop trying to be Superman or micro managing. What kind of organizational framework does he have that cannot run without him physically being there all the time?

which of them is going to cheat?

StarBoard: Wow.
Definitely not an easy ride.

one of the reasons many believe arsenal fixtures earlier in the season were very easy. by the time arsenal play those tough fixtures, they would be 6th on the table.

superstar1: Coogar,
when did you turned to Nostradamus?

the oracle has spoken!

StarBoard: Until then.
I'm not even sure of our own tie until we qualify.
As much as Arsenal seem to know how to play in Germany, they've lost at home to these German sides.
So i'm not even encouraged by that fact as well as the possibility of a killer fixture list around the time of the tie.

bayern will go out...it is written!

our own tie against a greek team? that's bread & butter. olympiakos are easily the weakest team in the last 16.