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Family › Re: Violence In Marriage by coogar: 2:05pm On Dec 16, 2013
Chillisauce: grin ;Dkulyie did you say Yugoslavia .

My belle o grin

I actually pee in my pants laughing now.
Of all places. Chai. grin cheesy
she's never serious....
eastern europe where you have the highest human trafficking & girls are forced into pröstitution is kulyie's best example. sometimes, i think kulyie takes alomo bitters before posting.


kulyie: @coogar yeah the man is a hero IN YOUR VILLAGE.make una go give am chieftaincy title na
he's a hero in lagos. grin cheesy cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:02pm On Dec 16, 2013
[quote author=sir.law]So here is the whole draw for the last 16 of
the Champions League:[/quote]okay.....let me predict.

Manchester City v Barcelona,
man city 1-2 barcelona
barcelona 2-1 man city

barca qualify 4-2 aggregate.

Olympiakos vs Manchester United,
olympiakos 0-2 man utd
man utd 3-1 olympiakos

man utd qualify 5-1 aggregate.

AC Milan v Atletico Madrid,
ac milan 2-1 athletico
athletico 3-1 ac milan

athletico qualify 4-3 aggregate

Bayer Leverkusen v Paris St-Germain,
bayern 1-3 PSG
PSG 3-1 bayern

PSG qualify 6-2 on aggregate.

Galatasaray v Chelsea,
galatasaray 2-1 chelsea
chelsea 2-1 galatasaray

chelsea to qualify on penalty shootout.

Schalke v Real Madrid,
schalke 1-3 madrid
madrid 4-0 schalke

madrid qualify 7-1 aggregate

Zenit St Petersburg v Borussia Dortmund
zenit 1-2 dortmund
dortmund 2-0 zenit

dortmund qualify 4-1 aggregate

Arsenal v Bayern Munich.
arsenal 2-1 bayern
bayern 3-2 arsenal

arsenal to qualify on goals difference
Family › Re: Making Love & Raising A Family by coogar: 1:40pm On Dec 16, 2013
Chillisauce: The other men were forced that's why all of them queued you with paper plates. They weren't happy just that they in Gods presence so they have to just smile.
forced?
yes, i could imagine chaircover pointing a sawn-off shotgun to the other men to take the paper-plates. she then frog-marched them to the buffet with a shiny whistle & a military beret on her head. grin

Typical Nigerians, suffering and smiling with paper plates grin
hahahahaha - it's more like feasting & smiling.

Ujujoan: I really don't know why every thread on Nairaland should be truned into a battle ground . . . can't people just offer their opinion and suggestions and leave without attacking others huh undecided

Why must such a lovely topic be ruined with irrelevant talks huh undecided
priestess ujujoan, no one is fighting a battle. we are all a happy family here. and how dare you paint yourself as a saint here when your WWE belts are in double-digits. if i bring pataki here now, your tone would change.
Family › Re: Violence In Marriage by coogar: 1:37pm On Dec 16, 2013
kulyie: yugoslavia and some other countries i cant remember
you can't be serious....
Family › Re: Making Love & Raising A Family by coogar: 1:31pm On Dec 16, 2013
Chillisauce: Coogar no need going back and forth this is the initial statement
Seriously I am not playing again o! especially husband games. My Ruth no go gree
who is ruth?

Notice, She served ALL men standing with paper plate in queue. She was waiting to finish serving. Looks to me like SHE was in charge .
the men she served, were their wives struck with paralysis that they did not know where to find proper plates for their husbands? surely, she couldn't have been the only one that knows where proper plates were kept.

She was asked why her husband not in queue and the following response continued.
This is wrong and not worthy of emulation. FULLSTOP. cheesy
it's her husband - her crown!
if she feels comfortable serving him in a golden plate, it's entirely her prerogative. where's the crime in that? if the other men were also satisfied eating from paper-plates, what's the fuss?

you are acting like they were forced to eat from paper-plates. knowing how churches are organised here, these people won't even care one jot about what transpired. people are too busy to care about such frivolities.

nice attempt though, chillisauce....
Family › Re: Making Love & Raising A Family by coogar: 1:20pm On Dec 16, 2013
Ihedinobi: One crate for you, dude! grin
chilled satzenbrau, please....
Family › Re: Making Love & Raising A Family by coogar: 1:14pm On Dec 16, 2013
Chillisauce: If you can't drink from paper cups, next time go with yours or do it in the vicinity of your home. Every man born is a king himself, except of cos in the case where the chief launcher is the one that paid for the whole food.
why should i go with mine when there are plates in the church? ever wondered why several types of food are served in parties?!/9 they can cater to everyone's tastes. paper-plates are for children & bumbling oafs who break plates. it's not for adults.

Most people don't eat in parties because they are allergic to so many things but this is Public function. Keep your allergies to yourself or take an exception without rubbing it in peoples faces
well, on this day - the man wasn't allergic to the food. he got served like a king. when you have such opportunity, serve your partner with a plastic bag. much ado about nothing.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:10pm On Dec 16, 2013
dademola: Radamel falcao tongue
an exception to the rule.....
plus he wasn't available when spurs had £100m to spend. a team like spurs must spend & spend & spend to get instant results like city in 2009 & chelsea in 2003.
Family › Re: Making Love & Raising A Family by coogar: 12:59pm On Dec 16, 2013
minute: I personally learned a lot about what NOT to do from my parents. Even if I did feel that they were instrumental in forming

my perception of love, I truly don't think accepting and believing love is genetic or inherited. It is something you learn

from experience . . .especially if the parents survive within the confines of a loveless marriage.

Perhaps subconsciously we choose people that have qualities that remind us of someone we know. However I don't think

there's any clear evidence to prove that theory.


The right person will be your best friend first and foremost and a lover second. You will enjoy many things together but also

relish in your space without resentment. This knowledge also comes from experience . . .first love and true love are two

different feelings.

Someone can definitely be crazy about you . . or vice versa .. .and not be the right one. Once the sheer bliss of your

intimate times blows over, you can think more clearly and see someone for who they really are. Sometimes, you discover

they aren't as wonderful as you initially thought . . .sometimes you realize they are the best thing that's ever happened

to you.
not me.....
i don't subconsciously choose women with the qualities of someone i know. i consciously choose women with the qualities that stir my loins. grin


Chillisauce: This is a public function where plates were provided. You have no rights opening the pastors cupboards for plates, if not get a higher quality of plates or do it secretly.

I believe this is a church program, why the segregation undecided
says who?
what if the hubby is allergic to paper-plates or he just doesn't like eating from them? like me, i cannot drink from plastic cups in a party. if there's no glass, keep your drinks away from me. people have preferences & one of the main tenets of having a party is to keep the guests satisfied.
Family › Re: Making Love & Raising A Family by coogar: 12:54pm On Dec 16, 2013
Chillisauce: So we are still saying all the wives present should open the pastors cupboard for higher grade plate quality just to show that they serve and treat the husbands as kings.
if the wives have any iota of respect for their spouses, they should open the pastor's cupboard & bring out dishes. how one treats her spouse in public is how the others would treat him/her too.

if i am taking my wife to a party where she does not know the celebrant, my duty for the day is to serve her. she must be seated before i can even think of sitting. she must wine & dine before i do. she's a guest there & must be served till she's satisfied.
Family › Re: Making Love & Raising A Family by coogar: 12:34pm On Dec 16, 2013
Chillisauce: If all wives starts opening pastors cupboard for China plate, who will then use the paper plate undecided.

So CC what do you want them to learn here?
No vex o, I want to understand too
she wants the other women to learn to treat their husbands like kings. basically, only single men & women should be on that queue, not married folks. husbands should be served by their wives.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:31pm On Dec 16, 2013
superstar1: i got the team i prayed for.......yes.

Arsenal vs Bayern and City vs Barca are mouth watering.
arsenal & city got punished for finishing 2nd in their respective groups.

dayokanu must be fidgeting now. walcott, ozil & cazorla would take turns to destroy alaba.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:14pm On Dec 16, 2013
[quote author=Mr_TA]Gutted spurs sacked avb. They might get someone that can do well with 100m worth of talent. undecided[/quote]and moyes still has a job?
fück me sideways.......daniel levy should have been united's chairman. £100m worth of talent is difficult to spend if you don't play in the champions league.

in the last 10 years, liverpool outspent united & they still cannot finish in the top 4. which quality player wants to dumb down & play for a europa cup team?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:08pm On Dec 16, 2013
Oghos1: avb's question to answer to answer. He probably wanted loldado to play and get goals hoping that would help his league confidence.
nah - spurs are light in the attack. their defence is also dodgy. only their midfield functions but you need more than a functional midfield to win in this premier league. they created chances aplenty last night but they lacked the quality to find the back of the net.


U definitely have a misinterpretation of that word.
ericksen is proven! one of the best playmakers in europe.


Forget what that table says bro. Spurs are in much deeper shyte than united. At d end of d 1st half of dis season. U'll see that.
the table tells no lies - spurs are currently above us. deal with it.


forget that table shyte. After d 1st round of matches gets completed. U can then judge. Spurs are in much deeper shyte. They lost to practically all big teams the've played except united embarassed and were helped by a lot of dodgy penalty decisions earlier on.
first round of the matches are almost done. 16/19 & united are below spurs. there's no guarantee we would be above them after 19 league games must have been played. if AVB is in shyte, moyes is neck buried in the sewers.

Temporary glitch indeed.
One that will ultimately cost them a top 4 spot. Which was d very reason for spending 100m+ in d summer.
spurs are not a traditional top 4 side & that includes everton & liverpool in recent times. the teams i am expecting to finish in the top 4 are the 2 manchester sides, chelsea & arsenal.
Family › Re: Violence In Marriage by coogar: 11:40am On Dec 16, 2013
kulyie: is a lie.violence is not everywhere.
so tell us one country where there's no domestic violence.


bukatyne: For posters saying the woman deserved the beating et al,I guess the man would also pounce on a fellow man that way.

We do not even know the cause of the arguement afteral they were both shouting on each other. I believe the woman should also do the same if she was the one driving.

If the woman had ran into the road and died, I am sure we will all blame the man for been a violent man.

Let us make up our minds and support beating et al if we want to. It is all this talking from both sides and insincere lip service that doesn't make some things work in our society.

If a man driving has the licence to park his car, drag his wife out and beat her up because she was assumed to run her mouth in public with the kids in view why can't he beat her at home?

It is well
yes, you are very correct!
there has never been a case of 2 men fighting each other in the history of nigeria.
Family › Re: Violence In Marriage by coogar: 11:52pm On Dec 15, 2013
nitrogen: I have always been asking this question, but no answer, maybe I can get one here, 'can Violence in marriages ever stop?' I see and hear a lot daily, and it is just bad, it even scares those that want into that marraige thing sef.

Why would a reasonable man raise his hand to beat a woman, or why would a man use a 'turning' stick on a woman, it is just crazy! Mainly, violence,( and some others like distrust, cheating, egoism) has always attached itself to almost every marraige, WHY?
it's human nature.
there's violence everywhere you look. it's very prevalent in marriages too. i suggest couples should be having intensive psyche-evaluation before tying the knot.


Eminado01: Lmao, coogar nke a!grin
who's this?
too many new monikers these days.
Family › Re: Violence In Marriage by coogar: 11:42pm On Dec 15, 2013
Toyinletstalk: You know, I really do not think a man would walk up to his quiet wife who was minding her business and start pouncing on her because she was quiet.

Women have a way of bringing out that animalistic nature in anyone with their tongue. We need to control that. People that say people should "think before they talk", ain't crazy, they have seen it work. Let peace work in marriages. We will be surprised how happy one will be in the end.

2014 is around the corner, I expect married couples to include 'marital peace" in their New year's resolutions and steps to make it happen. And it does not matter who respects first in a relationship. Let the women start to respect their husbands and see if the man will not love and cherish them in return.
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Family › Re: Man Killed Wife, Son With Crossbow. by coogar: 11:35pm On Dec 15, 2013
kulyie: excuses upon excuses.nothing in this world can justify murder.we are talking about human beings that were murdered not rams,chicken,goat.anyway good to know he was served well
i thought you said you like america. grin cheesy
Family › Re: Violence In Marriage by coogar: 11:34pm On Dec 15, 2013
Donxavier: grin grin grin grin
But on a serious note the dude effed up. haba outside on the street. smh

Efe's account looks hacked though def not the real efe grin
how did the dude eff up?
he's put the final stop to a reoccurrence. this couldn't possibly be the first time. if they were at home then no excuses - he should have stormed out of the house to cool off.

on this day, he was driving. he couldn't possibly park the car & abandon his wife & kids on the road. the only solution is to silence the parrot the only way he knew. grin

the man is a hero. cool
Family › Re: Violence In Marriage by coogar: 11:28pm On Dec 15, 2013
PocketEconomist: One of the most important qualities of a real man is to have self control. In other words, be able to make rational decisions under pressure. On that ground, the man is wrong to beat up his wife. It is a known fact that when most women are upset, their mouths run faster than their brains but as the man, you must be able to handle this in other ways apart from violence. My two yuan.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:20pm On Dec 15, 2013
nitrogen: The bolded made me LOL, see! If you play a Rooney behind a Rooney, twill be the same result, Rooney is good, but he is giving way for inferiority complex, he feels insecured because of a certain VP, the chap (VP) is just the best striker in the squad, everybody knows, including your god, VP can score from any angle at anytime,he can bring us out of any mess with ease, can you remember his first game last season, that he scored a hat-trick (we were loosing, before he scored two wonderful goals) he made us win the league last season, if it was Roo upfront, then the league wouldn't have been ours, last two seasons, your god was our main man, but we didn't win the league, he couldn't even top the chart (goal scorers), what a shyte you both are.

Rooney wants bumper package at the expense of the whole club, comparing himself with Messi and CR7, broda, the gap between these guys and Roo is very wide, its best he leaves the front for those that wants us to progress. He's had the chance to prove to us that he can be relied on upfront, but he goofed.

Please, when next you see him, tell him I said 'fvck you both'.

Nonsense!
haba!
elampiro thief your wife? this is too much na. on top rooney matter? na wa o
Family › Re: Violence In Marriage by coogar: 11:18pm On Dec 15, 2013
byvan: grin abeg they both totally went bonkers grin, nah she get hormone pass??
hormones pass hormones.....
be thankful yours is normal or else you will be tongue-lashing every man you come across including your boss. cheesy
Family › Re: Violence In Marriage by coogar: 11:12pm On Dec 15, 2013
byvan: It takes a completely deranged man to beat up his wife in the full glare of the public and an equally foolish woman to put herself in such an embarrassing situation.


They are both crazy joor undecided.
nah - they are not both crazy.

this woman has 100% rights to verbally abuse her husband before her kids. she's a woman - an emotional being driven by hormones so she cannot always be reasonable or be held responsible for her emotional flashes. she's not crazy, her hubby is the crazy animalistic depraved man that should have known better. grin
Family › Re: Violence In Marriage by coogar: 10:58pm On Dec 15, 2013
kulyie: what shocked shocked shocked so people with animalistic tendencies have not finished in nigeria shocked ( pardon my language,i was shocked and still very shocked)
a wife running her mouth abusively to her hubby before her children is also an animal. they are both animals but it still doesn't mean the woman doesn't deserve the beating.

see the person i was even vouching for o.why do people believe in violence so much.no wonder the boko haram guys will not stop doing their thing,opc guys will not stop doing their thine e.g the people that poured pepper into a woman genitals for stealing ordinary useless pepper,niger delta militants too wont stop wrecking havoc. Violence left right and centre.everybody just thinks fists solves all things.
tell me one part of the world you will deliberately provoke someone & there won't be consequences. if you don't want to be beaten, act accordingly.

The nonsense that man performed can he do it in other civilized and normal society without getting locked up shocked is it not because here in nigeria anything goes.anybody can just take laws into their hands as if we are living in a jungle abi zoo instead of a territorial entity.nawa o shocked
i doubt the wife will also abuse him in a civilised or in a normal society before the children. there's mutual respect between men & women in a civilised society as well so you can't have it both ways.
Family › Re: Violence In Marriage by coogar: 10:08pm On Dec 15, 2013
kulyie: wrong is wrong efe,just accept it.VIOLENCE IS NOT THE SOLUTION TO KEEP A CAUSTIC TONGUE SHUT
sometimes, violence is very necessary. the democracy you are enjoying today was fought for by brave men. if hitler had his way, you would be a slave somewhere in eastern europe grinding pepper for a kosovo family.
Family › Re: Violence In Marriage by coogar: 10:02pm On Dec 15, 2013
drmary: Recently while driving home from work,I was in a bumper - bumper kind of traffic,it was around 8pm on a friday evening.There was a toyota camry beside me,obviously occupied by a couple and their three children ,they were in a fierce argument,the woman talking loudly,the man also responding with a loud tone,before I knew it,the man shouted on top of his voice"if you do not keep quiet I ll park this car and beat the hell out of you",you know now, the woman said something like" o to be"(u no fit) ,believe me,the man parked,open the door of the side of the car the woman was,dragged her out ,started beating her like a thief,the children were screaming,it was such an embarrassing sight,other road users had to stop to separate them. I could not sleep that night,I was just preoccupied by the thought of what I witnessed,I thought about the woman,the innocent children the fate of the marriage etc if I were the woman what will I do? U nko
beating well-deserved.
she verbally abused her husband before her kids, it's only fair she got physically battered before her kids too.

now the kids know if they run their mouths disrespectfully, they might get punished for it. verbal/physical abuse are the same thing. next time, she will learn to shut up when her husband tells her to.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:53pm On Dec 15, 2013
montelik: Exactly. Moyes of a month ago would have played the same lineup as today. Only that Rooney would have been up top. Welbeck would have been wide. Jones in midfield. Generally putting players in all manner of unnatural positions just to be more solid.
moyes is a dunce!
he should give evra some needed rest. he plays the most minutes & we rarely protect him on that left channel. we have a young lieutenant in fabio but moyes will rather play the clueless buttner.

Today due to injuries, we were forced to play players in their natural positions and we saw a cohesive performance. Defence linked to midfield, midfield linked to attack and vice versa.
see how composed jones/evans were today. they räped benteke inside out. on another day, it will be the slow rio or the less mobile vidic that would be putting our defence in pressure with stüpid back-passes.

But I can't trust that next week we won't see Smalling at RB, Jones at CM, Welbeck and Kagawa wide, Januzaj on the right, Rooney as lone striker e.t.c.
that's exactly what he will do.
moyes' concept of football is "don't lose" instead of "attack attack attack". he's too negative. roberto martinez has exposed him - he shackled everton all these years and we all thought he was doing a decent job.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:40pm On Dec 15, 2013
Oghos1: so defoe, adebayor and kane were all unavailable in midweek?
if they were available today, why did soldado start?


Loldado u mean grin.
Ericksen? Proven!!? shocked where, how?
lamella?? How?
Or is it caopue?
ericksen, soldado & lamela are all proven. they have all proven themselves in europe at one point in the last 2-3 seasons.

Jokes apart tho.
Soldado is d only newcomer that is close to being proven and he has been their biggest flop. Mayb not d biggest. But he has floped bigtime.
christian ericksen is also proven.

squad changes were just too much and itz telling on them. D players are finding it hard to gel. Massive overhauls aren't always d ansa
moyes that did not change too much in his squad is below spurs. there are deeper issues troubling spurs - it's little to do with the players they bought.

They bought who they could itz hardly their fault that not too many marquee players fancy them. Again massive overhauls aren't always d ansa. They let too many players leave. And their replacements are having a hard time gelling.
it's a temporary glitch - soon to be fixed.
as bad as spurs appear, they are still higher than moyes' united on the table. club are not a champions league side - they couldn't bring in too many quality players.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:20pm On Dec 15, 2013
Oghos1: The europa league excuse works for teams with thin squads. Tottenham squad is not thin by any means. Just take a look at their mdifield. *sighs.
close to half of their squad are out injured. they are not thin & they didn't have an alternative for the fatigued soldado. he scored a hatrick on thursday against anzhi while suarez was at home resting & feeling fresh for today's game.

What I'm tryna say actually is that teams shouldn't just buy just for d sake of it.
When u do buy it should be 70% proven players and 30%prospects.
who isn't proven at spurs? soldado? ericksen? lamela??

In short prospects should only be bought for d purpose of complementing an already good squad for and grooming. And not bought to be thrown straight into d fire. This is highly unpredictable and can easily go either way.
you seem not to know the pressure heaped on club managers. you really think spurs could have sold gareth bale & sit on the money without buying anyone? the fans would have been calling for his head.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:02pm On Dec 15, 2013
Ibime: This is what happens when a mumu oligarch sit on his yacht watching videos from 2 years ago and making whimsical decisions based on old information. You end up spending £50m on a shot and broken Torres whilst Liverpool carry half that money and buy a world beater like Suarez.
and what's to say suarez will thrive in chelsea? grin
Nairaland General › Re: The Execution Of 'Doctor Oyenusi' A Notorious Robber by coogar: 9:00pm On Dec 15, 2013
funnyx: Clips of a Yoruba movie titled Oyenusi, watch out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxHZhgR0ynw
that was heavy....
the production is crisp. i hope the movie is based on true events & not some fictional rubbish. i saw the oyenusi brushing bullets off his jacket.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:54pm On Dec 15, 2013
Oghos1: Over buying isn't always d ansa. embarassed

Just take a look at spurs.

Avb to probably get d sack b4 their match against united on jan1st
under-buying isn't the answer as well. top teams often spend money. barca, bayern, madrid are all heavy spenders.

thing is, europa cup & other domestic competitions are a major distraction. look at swansea this season? newcastle(last season)?

liverpool get about 6-8 days to prepare for league games. we helped their cause when hernandez eliminated them from the capital one cup. it's been easier for them, they should be doing better sef.

we shall see what they are made of when FA cup joins their fixtures next month!

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