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delors: murder fucca! Is that what your numb-brained English teacher taught u at high school abi na ur own brain no fit comprehend simple tenses? Aboki! .
1: 'I go' is not a tense, it is a clause/sentence!
2: 'I go' is not in present continuous form, it is in 'simple present tense'...'I am going' is in present continuous tense. mad man olodo. Are u a learner?
U keep confirming u were a school drop out, probably selling dried fish around Oyinbgo now...

antap: Same old crap! I bet you would make it big if you work professionally as a 419. You bloody cheap crook!
Who is unemployable? Lol, Wallahi, I go feed you and your family comfortably! Do you wana try me? You wana place a bet?
Oloriburuku somebody!
Anuofia,
Ewu,

delors: Sharraapppp! old ediot! I knew u never went to school. Good thing u denied ever being an OAU student, i would v been embarrassed. all those nonsensical LOBOTOMISED jargons u keep feeding your gullible followers with, u never thought u would be caught! ode! I said u were a pick-pocket for 25yrs, I didnt know u were also an incurable klepto stealing anything from simple sentences online to people's ideas...As soon as i saw one of ur stolen insults, I knew I had seen or heard it somewhere before so I checked, and it checked out...You, womanise on campus? I laugh. Who would ever in her sanest mind roll with a castrated klepto like u? Well, maybe fellow 'se-ise wa' girls. Agbaya! Ole!
and FYI, watched the soccer in luxury, so I had enough time to open your yansh...Your fada!

debosky: ^^ Are you listening to these folk?

It is so easy yet others didn't do it.

Make una respect Torres abeg. As for those thinking JM will get rid of him, why not wait till it happens before you start jizzing?

4llerbuntu: you have started revising again .
what was said then was that he bagged the glorious goal scorer award with a paltry 3 goals in a tourney, and actually tied with another player but was given the award based on some useless FIFA rules.
if i remember sef, i think he scored in just 2 games.

who said anything about big sides n small sides?
bruv if a footballer once valued at 50 mill cant score against jobbers like tahiti, then he is better dead than alive. how scoring against tahiti becomes a reason to pop champagne beats me

antap: This COOGAR grandpa is a pathological liar! The only thing is good at is to throw tantrums!
He said in an interview conducted by Nairaland a couple of months back that he's 27 yrs old, that means when he went to great Ife to babe-hunt in 1999 he was 13 years old.
Haha! Papa COOGAR, easy abeg. Next time, they think well before you tell lies on a public forum.

delors: murra fucca! OMG! As soon as i saw your statements, I knew I had seen them somewhere before...so I checked! And the result? COOGAR has been bamboozing Nairalanders with stuffs he copies directly from insult sites! He then infuses some local ideas to make it sound original! COOGAR, the school pick-pocket, is a FRAUD!!!
This is a common insult on insult sites.
Check it. I am digging them up one after the other...i just knew that guy never went to school...Plagiarism of the highest order...

dayokanu: Didnt Villa score a hat trick vs this Tahitian

BinghiNya: where is o'shea now

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I'd hit 4 Past those Tahitian traders!

No fuss...

Nando can do berra hitting 3 Past Cape Verde which I doubt he'd do at the moment.[/color]

BinghiNya: Goals against roma, schalke not to mention. United fans are ingrates. Rooney will excel anywhere. He has his off days but his overall contribution to the team is unrivaled. He never wanna lose a game

BinghiNya: Rooney is greater than all in United now bar Giggs, Take it or leave it. I won't be drawn into senseless arguments. Lets see how it goes in the new season

BinghiNya: Did Rooney not score a hat trick against ac milan and 5 overall against them
Did Rooney not end United's lean spell of 10 years at stamford bridge against chelsea in the UCL

dayokanu: The players Klose scored against were all professionals not full time fishermen who play ball for evening relaxation

babyosisi: Bwahahahahahaha
Afro candy eh kwa

Oya I have a rethink
Chaircover recommends you highly and I value her opinion in matters
Let me see what she saw

chaircover: you people should not corrupt me oooooooo!
Im a sunday school teacher
see how cooger is hugging all the limelight . .
where is saga, johndoe and richy sef?

dayokanu: How many minutes did it take Echiejile and Oduamadi to score vs this same group of amateurs that half of the team are brothers and cousins

chaircover: ***faints****

errrrmmmmm cooger please can I borrow you

dayokanu: Hurray

against Tahiti the same team Oduamadi scored a hat trick on

andyanders: OP, I think you are a low iq person because your explanation is irritating as if you NEVER went to school. You do not know how to put a simple story so that people can read and understand your point?

Even most of your posts here are confusing.

elampiro: @Coogar and co, you guys think I am a computer or a joke? Was Rooney not one of our 6 best this season in wo separate votes by fans and colleagues? You guys already created a cult of belief here it's difficult o breakaway from despite the facts. That's the hate for Rooney. Chikena.

armyofone: why are you preventing me from doing my assignment as a doc assistant? please work with me here, the report is necessary.
biting ko? They have the barking ones on QVC

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delors: But bros, na true u talk...I'll let the animal rest. we shouldn't be mean to animals, especially gorillas. they are endangered species...COOGAR is the last of its kind. I'll spare it.
And by popular demand, because of all the texts, complaints, pleas and threats I have received from concerned Nairalanders, i'll let COOGAR, the LOBOTOMISER, the gorilla, the son of his uncle and sister, the campus pick pocket, the grammatical crook, rest for a while...
It's been nice doing 'aro' with you this ibo boy called

delors: No wonder u never made it to school to study... Confused boy..

delors: Check how many times you wrote 'homoerotic', 'chromosome', and other jargons...so much for repetition...mumu

Getting lame or feeling fatigued banged by ur old man at 10? Sorry bro, u were caught off guard.

There the gorilla goes again...LOBOTOMISER! Your intelligence is better displayed here...really would love to know what u do for a living (apart from picking pockets)...

This isnt a pen game gorilla...its a friendly advice: Charity begins at home bro, correct your conception first...the daddy-daughter banging trait in your family must stop...it breeds more beasts than humans...COOGAR is a living example.

Emperoh: Rumours have it Thiago Alcantara has agreed terms with Man Utd.
Who can confirm?

StarBoard:
Ol boy, free that guy na.
E don do.
Let's move on to better things.
This Rooney talk is decreasing whatever is left of my IQ arguing with elampiro.

Ola Johnson: Coogar and Delors, it is high time you stopped this attack on each other, after all our motto in OAU says: For Learning and Culture. Let us keep our culture of sound judgement as learnt in Ife alive. We are alumi, who knows, students and members of staff could be viewing us. Great Ife!

delors: Oh so ur dad really yansh u? I just knew it! That must be the cause of ur nonsense grammars...His cucumber don re-structure ur yansh so tay ur brain is impaired. Poor boy, . U should write a book...the world would love to know ur ordeal -banged by ur father at 10, disowned by ur mum (who is also ur sister) at 13, roamed about on campus for 25years picking pockets, that is really a story! Better than superstory. But first, u need to visit a therapist to reconstruct your an.u's because ur papa don do u strong thing from behind...u should think of reporting ur self to the nearest police station...so he doesnt do that to your younger brothers (that is if he has done it already - it runs in the family, right)

ileobatojo: Erm...I'm only interested in fact checking, daz all!

delors: Ile oba to jo, nor drag this gorilla away na ...don't u know this is what Seun pays him to do? Drag traffic to threads with his LOBOTOMISED grammars

ileobatojo: The guy says he likes you. You wan do? If not why are you constantly trying to maintain his attention? Abeg report to the other thread where Hauwa is patiently waiting with gloved hands for your...ahem...cross examination.

delors: I like the guy, I like his name as well (although he is a gorilla - check his profile picture). He has a secret book of wayward science registers he steals from...he keeps me company whenever i am less busy...besides, he amazes me with his life. Can u believe a guy roams about for 25years on campus, not as a student but as a pick pocket? Its amazing. he is a cool guy...

delors: Lolz. Cursed did u say? And I am here on this forum helping to straighten your crooked life? OMG! well, this is what we get when a boy is a's.s-banged by his father at a tender age of 10...I guess u still fell his cucumber-like rod in ur a's.s. Sorry, that must really hurt Next time he shows up in ur room with his kock, suck it rather than spread ur legs...teach ur father what u learnt hovering for 25years on campus picking pockets...both of u really need each other at this trying time...

delors: COOGAR was lucky not to be caught...he was in OAU for 25years, not as a student but as a pick pocket, plying his trade around old buka, Angola, and Road 7. I swear,he would never have survived the MSS inspite of his LOBOTOMISED grammars ...crook.

delors: Wow! So u even have a puppy (it could be a lie anyway, we know ), then your puppy must be more intelligent than you...I really see how humble you are...lurking in the shadows on campus for 25years picking pockets...Now, that's humility!

delors: I would be disappointed if, with all these over-used meaningless grammars, you weren't a nursery school teacher. Since all u did was hover around OAU for 25years picking pockets like a no-gooder, now u are venting ur anger like a frustrated toad, cool down. It's never too late, you could still go back to school to start all over again...sorry Gorilla, life could be mean some times

delors: ...And in case you forgot, COOGAR, the smileys are there to be used...part of communication mode... Really, you should go back to school...u'd never make it in life with all these LOBOTOMISED grammars of yours...murrrafucca