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tyson55: Yes, I'm her alter ego

you mean you are feed me more?
posing as a chic all along? you need deliverance at the peak of mount horeb!

[quote author=ShyM-X]Loads of oversized batty in maxi-dress... [/quote]did you tap some batty?

[quote author=ShyM-X]Saw a few nice things on my way home..

Time to start planning ahead for summer proper... #GiveThem[/quote]what did you see?

Flytefalls: What would you do? We humans often love to brag about our accomplishments, but what happens when your biggest and proudest achievement(s) doesn't fair so well compared to his/her peers? Is it so bad?

I was reading the following article about one woman's experience and someone commented "The world will always need check-out assistants" . Share your thoughts

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/apr/22/why-isnt-my-child-clever-as-me

it would kill me if my child is slow amongst her peers!
this is one of the reasons i have never been an advocate of divorce. children raised by single moms are more likely to be dumber than the ones raised by single dads and ultimately, they are way slower than the kids raised in the normal family unit.

adaobi123: I dont know. She ain't been online for a couple of days now.

katsumoto is really playing with fire.
i have got itchy fingers - whoever likes katsumoto should warn him sternly. i don't joke with my baroness!

Tashamania: HUH! You quote my post? You must be doing well as a '"jobful" man

mumu woman....
may amadioha impregnate you with 5 albino ewoks.....

adaobi123: Typical

where's my lady, feed me more?

Tashamania: Seriously now someone wanna be like the famous 'Tashamania'

This is either biolabee's or coogar's alternate account
Never under-estimate the power of a woman

you must think everyone is as jobless as you are....

adaobi123: True.
However some girls take it overboard though

overboard? no!
as long as there's no outright nüdity....it's allowed! i like me some skin.

adaobi123: Bum shorts,maxi dresses etc

there would be less stress if the sun comes out like this every time...

today's weather is the best in the last 50 yrs.....the chics went in...

StarBoard: I'm right here.
I'm not joining in any celebration.
This is hardly worth celebrating.

don't join, i will send the open bus celebration next month!
it's only when united win the league that it's not worth celebrating - you saw how the entire city fans encroached their pitch last season after they won. when others win it, they must have worked for it, when united win it then it's because the league is poor!

You won the title because the so-called contenders were as befuddling as anything.
Chelsea, City all imploded at some points within the season and never recovered, despite starting brilliantly.Arsenal and Liverpool weren't in the race from the beginning.

on paper, city and chelsea have better squads - how did they implode? united lost their first league game against everton, united's rivals had 3 points head start and yet all of them are dozens of points below united with 4 games to spare......

van Persie's signing was instrumental given the edge he gave our attack.

you condemned his signing - you said he's one season wonder, he's got glass legs and he's too old to fit in. it turns out van persie was one of our fittest players all season. he hardly missed a league game to injuries.

This United team hardly played any great football for 90 minutes.Maybe the game at St. James' Park. But I admit that the side had a wining mentality despite their deficiencies.

34 games, 84 points!
the name of the game is 3 points. you might want to ask where swansea and arsenal are with their pretty football!

We still need to strengthen the midfield if we're going to launch an assault on Europe, which is my biggest concern.
Please don't call Anderson, abeg.

sack giggs and we would be very fine!
ryan giggs is the only reason that midfield is weak - he was the reason we lost to spurs, norwich and man city. that's potential 9 points!

where's that doubting thomas called starboard?
he consistently doubted the potential of this team in august - he made a bold claim we won't win a pin until we stock the midfield. the midfield wasn't strengthened and our wingers were piss-poor throughout the season - how did we win the title with 4 games to spare?

let's do some post-mortem........

nikkyshyne: The baby could be yours, no big deal. But i'm wondering why you still put this 'particular' picture up(it's been almost 2 years). Mind posting a recent pix? It is okay if you wont.

so you can steal it again? nah, i'll pass.....

nikkyshyne: For your mind. I do see this picture around.

if you see it around then someone stole it from here.....
https://www.nairaland.com/799767/nairalands-cutest-baby-contest#9516714

look at the date before you start making yeye claims you cannot back.

fergie might not even start RVP on sunday. hernandez would likely start with welbeck.
wenger and fergie are good friends lately, no special needs to rub it in. my predictions concerning arsenal are slowly coming to pass. arsenal would likely win on sunday - united are perennial lazy-arsês after the job is done.

bettymafy: Coogar, is she yours? She's so cute! she looks like the lil me.

like father like daughter....

coogar's princess.....

[quote author=Mr_TA]Let the haters hate it makes it even sweeter.

I want to taste all your tears. [/quote]https://i.minus.com/iM39P3A0tEJxS.gif

which is better - rooney's sublime pass or van persie's exquisite finish?

https://i.minus.com/ivK2nD7hb5O1T.gif

[quote author=ShyM-X]Yeah - he's Nigerian as well...

The guy is mad talented - and he looks exactly like Denzel Washington...[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0gm7dHKKc

this movie was done in your estate - i see loads of mandems in hoodies robbing white bitches.

[quote author=ShyM-X]Naija's young Denzel Washington look-a-like, David Boyega, is the next big thing...

Naija brits are running circles around everyone's square - we're on this thing!!

David Boyega

[img]http://www.indiewire.com/static/dims4/INDIEWIRE/419ffab/2147483647/thumbnail/485x341%3E/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fd1oi7t5trwfj5d.cloudfront.net%2F45%2F3342807ab611e2922e22000a1d0930%2Ffile%2Fboyega.jpg[/img][/quote]

[quote author=ShyM-X]Naija's young Denzel Washington look-a-like, David Boyega, is the next big thing...

Naija brits are running circles around everyone's square - we're on this thing!!

David Boyega

[img]http://www.indiewire.com/static/dims4/INDIEWIRE/419ffab/2147483647/thumbnail/485x341%3E/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fd1oi7t5trwfj5d.cloudfront.net%2F45%2F3342807ab611e2922e22000a1d0930%2Ffile%2Fboyega.jpg[/img][/quote]i know this dude too - he starred in attack the block

he's a very funny actor.....

he's supposed to do the abortion of idi amin's wife in last king of scotland.

dayokanu: Kevin Keegan + Gazza + Lineker + Shearer = 0 National team medal

Stefan Kuntz = 1 Euro cup

Prove to me Stafan Kuntz isnt greater than all English players since the Biafra war

wes brown > lahm + schweinsteiger + gomez + kroos + goetze + badstuber + klose.

dayokanu: Gascoigne, Keegan, Platt, Shearer, Beckham, Scholes Seaman , Peter Shilton
No National trophy to show.

Sunday Mba has achieved more National honour than any English man in the last 45 yrs Never mind Angelos Charisteas.

hahaha
schweinsteger(0 champions league, 0 national team award)
michael carrick(1 champions league, 0 national team award)

who has achieved more?

evra is a genius!

dayokanu: And what prize did they get for beating Bayern at Allianz?
Its like a Milan fan saying they beat Barcelona in San Siro

Did Dortmund beat City or not?.
You mean these dud English players cant win anything for their NT in 3 generations?

when schweinsteiger, lahm, gomez, podolski, etc retire - what are they going to show their children and grandchildren as their achievement on the continent? NOTHING!!!

rooney, wes brown, carragher, neville, carrick, ashley cole, terry, etc all have champions league medal. their counterparts in germany have nothing to show for their country or for their club.

[quote author=dayokanu
Tell how how meaningful that Arsenal victory is when they were still knocked out
Like a child who failed but bask in the joy that he passed Fine Art.[/quote]arsenal were 7th on the table when they destroyed bayern @ allianz arena.

2 seasons ago? Why not 200 seasons ago? We are talking about the current season he is talking about 2 seasons ago

did arsenal beat dortmund or not?

What has the current or ancient crop of English players in the last 45 yrs won for the country NOTHING..
This is worse than a curse

they won for their clubs in the champions league
german players have won nothing for club or country in the last 13 years. 13 years of flaccidity. this is a major curse - worse than that of job.

Tashamania: Thanks people. Party's over now. Coogar and his fellow gang of girls can now take their rest. The running mouths was indeed worth it

you are a pasty cüntbucket!
see this yeye fowl feeling funky - whether you are tasha or a maniac, i still wouldn't locate my interest in your with the most powerful telescope in the world.

goal of the season - see the tekkers alone!

https://i.minus.com/iEIkRVDdvvNCo.gif

dayokanu: In a meaningless game where bayern had taken care of business in the first leg?

meaningless game? reel out your starting xi in this meaningless game. biko!

Theres a reason Bayern is going to play the CL semi tomorrow while that 6th place Arsenal is rehearsing how to do Guard of honor choreography. When everything was at stake Dortmund reserves molested the EPL champs

just like how 5th placed arsenal molested dortmund(champions of germany), 2 seasons ago.

The same way the outstanding English players have not been able to win any National team trophies for close to 50yrs. No title in around half a century, This one pass curse

since that time, carragher, gerrard, john terry, ashley cole, rooney, carrick, rio, hargreaves, brown, etc have all won in elite europe. what has the current bunch of german players won for club/country in europe? nothing! as in yang........useless country, useless league.

dayokanu: That is Kompany and Joe Hart combined together being sodomised by a Bench warmer in Dortmund

you talk a lot of rubbish - we all saw how a reserve arsenal side destroyed bayern on their home soil!

Kompany ko Shareholders ni. How come this same Kompany gets molesters viciously in Europe?

This same Kompany led defence conceded 5 vs Ajax Amsterdam and was last in their group. Its only in EPL a doofus like Kompany gets accolades

keep grasping at straws - how welbeck argument metamorphosed into kompany i would never understand. we are talking about the last 13 yrs and he's talking about one-off games. how come this outstanding german league has not been able to produce a champions league winner in 13 seasons? na curse?