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hensben:
You are the one spewing nonsense if you don't know. Who was deco and benny mcarthy before the treble? you even have the guts to call them mercenaries, keep trying hard to discredit mou's success with fc porto like ferguson didn't sign players to win 1999 treble after many years of trying. Btw, go check meaning of mercenary.
Fyi, mou statue is outside fc porto stadium till eternity.
Here were the players he turned into world beaters. Players like paulo ferreira and ricardo carvalho were porto academy.Mou won europa and ucl with them. Before mou, they went trophy-less, he built them into world beaters.

you are a fool!
ferreira that was already 23 at vitoria setubal before ever meeting mourinho at porto was a porto academy player? why have you made yourself a laughing stock on these pages? carvalho was already 24 by the time mourinho became porto's manager. he had played for several clubs on loan by the time he won ucl with porto. how was he developed by mourinho? we can as well say fergie developed diego forlan! you think you are in your shekpe thread where your moronic opinion wouldn't be questioned?

hensben:
PORTO FC disagree...He bought n bought? but he was successful with it unlike LVG who spent and spent last season.

who did mourinho develop at porto fc? benni mcCarthy? deco? or who? you just come here to talk nonsense. porto fc was a team of mercenaries from their goalie to whoever. jose mourinho did not develop a single youngster at porto.

SailorXY:
its pretty clear Bayern WILL NOT sell anyone to us again this summer, even their Chairman said so!
we ain't even in for Lacazette, there's been no remote link between both parties.

I think Benteke is @ least 2 levels above Welbeck. he's better in the air, better as a lone forward & his finishing can only be matched in Welbeck's fantasies! if LvG settles for him, I won't have much qualms considering options in the current window.

benteke isn't any 2 levels above welbeck. he has the worst finishing in the entire league. he's a route 1 football player. put it in the air for him and he would bully his marker and then score 1 goal from 25 chances. we are not suited to that kind of football. benteke is a shyte shyte player. lukaku is miles ahead. LVG is after pedro.........pedro is at least better than benteke but not the level we should be aspiring. we are extremely light in the attack department!

hensben:
This is mou's third season moreover, he has been doing great business so far and still won epl n carling cup. FYI, he won treble with PORTO with unknown players n academies then, he transformed them into world beaters.

this is mou's 7th season in the PL if you add his previous stint at chelsea to the equation. he never developed anyone from the academy. he just bought and bought and bought. mou cannot work with raw materials. he works with finished products!

SIRcumalot:
E go hard o
We need an Elite striker that is better than rooney.
I don't see a striker of that Caliber coming to old trafford except we go dey start 2 strikers.

benteke isn't the striker we are looking for. if LVG buys benteke then selling welbeck would look silly. we need an elite striker. if LVG cannot go for lewa or lacazette then he shouldn't even be our manager. how do we expect to upstage barca/real madrid with a 30-year old rooney upfront?

elymax edged this.....

he reserved his best energy for the most important moments of the tourney. he did exactly what greece did in euro 2004.

liricyst should have used better angles. he had the scientific bars and he should have intensified those punches to achieve the maximum damage. he didn't do enough or elymax is probably too well-rounded for him. i dunno what liricyst was thinking or who advised him - elymax has a flippable name. you could do 50,000 different punches with that name and yet you let elymax go scot free. are you kidding me?

opener - liricyst
rhymes - liricyst
metaphors - elymax
punchlines - elymax
personals - elymax
flow - liricyst
wordplay - elymax
closer - elymax.

MVGT - elymax

Nihilist:
This is the reason I've stuck to career mode in recent months.
I've put a controller through my TV in the past, and smashed a couple against the wall for the sheer fuckery that EA facilitates in FUT.

The worst was the Spanish speaking opponent I faced, with the ST Ronaldo card. I was up 2-0 in the first half, and coasting. This fucker started high pressure, zig zag running and shooting from range with Ronaldo and I couldn't stop it. Long range hattrick to win 3-2.

To make matters worse, the bastard would celebrate each goal in a cuntish fashion, either shushing me, or doing that stuppid prancing bird move.

To finally add(literally) insult to injury, towards the end of the game, he started passing the ball round the back, while laughing and saying "Fvck your mother, Fvck your father" in his heavily accented English, whenever I put in a desperate tackle.

By the time the ref blew, there was a tear running down my left eye. I was so incensed. I had the superior possession, shots on targets, pass percentages etc. He just had a ridiculous number of tackles from the pressure abuse. That and 3 goals to my two.

That was the day I gave up FUT 15. I cannot continue to get myself so wound up over a badly scripted video game.

I'm not going back....

At least till FUT16

it's so annoying.
so many kids on FUT these days with their cuntish behaviour.

Bimffo:
Vidal is better than Ramires. Yes! But their game play is almost the same thing.. Bully the ball out of the opponents hand, then start running..

You are just giving Pirlo's credit to Vidal anyhow.. Anytime Vidal is playing against a top team, he is sitting on a Time Bomb..

See, how Modern DMs/CMs play na..

i don't have to say much.......
your comrade has put you in order concerning vidal. he's much much better than 99% of the midfielders in the EPL. there was a time his injury was hampering his performance but it seems he has recovered very well lately. he was one of the best performers in copa america.

ramires is about 8 steps behind arturo vidal. i like ramires a lot but he's not in the same echelon as vidal in marshalling the midfield. there's a difference between sleep & death!

moonraker:
I get it. i truly do. However, how many times have i come into this thread about the amount of bullshit i face each game?? The amount of

glitches, bugs etc in this game is horrific, considering that EA has had 1 fcuuuking 1year to make a new alteration. Its ridiculous.

The game that guaranteed me the div 1 title, my opponent has all the regulars Ibarbo, doumbia etc.... He has bale and neymar in the midfield.

I mean who does that? He could have won yesterday but for my solid defence....

What is my point really?? well, i was once of the school of thought that placed emphasis on good and realistic football but fifa 15 has broken me

into something that i dont want to be.... After breaking 5 external keyboards, 4 controllers, an alienware laptop, i think i deserve my div 1 title

regardless of how i won or what players i used.

just saying

i feel you!
if you can't beat them you join them. when i see ibarbos, doumbias & gervinhos, i just step up my defensive skills. counter attack straight from deep! a looping overhead through pass from hummels or alaba to lewandowski.

that's how i beat the ibarbos, i succeed beating them 2 out of 3 times.

coogaluta:
smh....
Sis. Mary can teach you
She be chopping onions while you're chopping pepper

i have passed the stage where i can be taught how to chop pepper. may be in my next life.....let the maids do my quota of the chores.

SailorXY:
I see no "dashings" here. he knew he was signing as a back up & if he needed game time @ least to stretch muscles in the reserves while waiting for his chance, why refuse it? why sign the contract in the first place?

let's be fair.....
no one loves playing with the reserves. even young talented players don't like it. pogba, morrisson, etc all hated the reserve games....they do not motivate. if a player is asked to play in it to aid recovery from a long lay-off then no wahala. however, a legend like valdes is too big for reserve games.

another viewpoint - it depends on what the agreement was when we signed him. valdes must have known he was never going to bench de gea & we were out of all competitions so there wasn't going to be a game valdes would start for the senior team debarring de gea's injury.

so perhaps valdes was the one that broke the vows he made with LVG concerning game time!

as for de Gea, its his loss. he will remain on current wages till the end of the season, & should Madrid go ahead with another goalie recruit, I won't be surprised if Woodward does a downward review of the improved contract on offer for now.

de gea isn't worth more than £20m. he's on his last year of his contract. we do not need the money. de gea's service to us is worth more than £20m in the coming season. he can walk free next season.....it would give us time to scout for a new goalie. his departure this summer would hurt us a great deal!


depay said he turned down a bayern deal to play for united.

coogaluta:
what about helping her out yourself?
And the use of machines?
Housemaids are

i won't be caught dead in the kitchen, never mind getting caught alive. what i ain't good at, i hire experts to do for me. i cannot stress abeg.

i don't want my wife to start complaining of backaches or headaches in the bedroom. i will be hiring 2 housemaids to make life easier for wifey.

the experience of your friend that lost 2 sons to a housemaid is an anomaly, it's not a norm. wives are not donkeys, they need help sometimes.

i think LVG would disown his own children if they don't follow his philosophy.

we only signed valdes for 2 games? this is brutality at it's sterling quality. i like LVG's honesty though, no beating about the bush like the french pedòphile in north london.

seems we have contacted sergio romero(argentina's goalie @the world cup).

this LVG is brutal o. he just dashed valdes hopes like that. who would be happy to play with the reserves? i won't be happy too!

Keky:
You will never see Arsene come out to the press and bad mouth a player or hang him out to dry. Perfect Gentleman!

that is why arsene has never won a champions league title. winners are always ruthless!

chrisley024:
Nawa o! But he has been with them for this past season. The man sha.

na him sabi!
he better let de gea run his contracts down. we don't need any amount madrid might be throwing at de gea. we are better off letting de gea walk free next season. we would have good 12 months to scout for another goalie rather than take £15m that madrid are offering.

lloris has broken his arm so we won't be buying him this summer.

breaking news

LVG just said in a press conference that valdes would be sold. valdes didn't follow LVG's philosophy as he refused to play in the 2nd team(reserves).

it seems de gea would stay!

weedtaker:
I just wan see hw english media go act, wen dia skipo wazza go be one of de O.T bench warmers dis comin seasn.

wazza is the captain....he must play!

is this our strongest team?

Tval:
The loaves of bread they both eat are made with Dangote flour.

dangote eats sliced bread, hensben eats agege bread fermented with palm wine.

Tval:
On a real note, he earns 80k.
http://www.totalsportek.com/money/manchester-united-player-salaries/

bastian earns about £140,000 per week. his annual salary is €10m(£7m).

Shymm3x:
Lol, Coogz

You mean best white rapper ever? All punchlines, similes, multi-syllables, wordplay, and metaphors - with no content.

Not even the greatest out of Detroit lol.

Cause when I'm bent most of my energy is spent on enemies /80% of what I invent is Hennessey/ 20% is from being hungry as sin/
10 is because I love being under your skin/

Yeah shït can happen/ so stick to rappin/ Quit the yappin/ or I'ma lift the mack and/ That can lead to another mishap happening/ Skip the crap get the can of whoopass cracking/

shym3xx, this is why we love eminem.....
polysyllabic rhymes everywhere like he invented english grammar.

eminem is the G.O.A.T.

EA is giving away 200,000 futties....
moonraker, pray for luck that you would be one of the winners.

Tval:
I didn't do this, please don't attack me

don't compare the kinda bread mike adenuga eats to the ones eaten by hensben. united spend their own money, chelsea depend on abramovich's oil fields to thrive.

why do you think we aren't pursued by FFP? there's a difference between a regular babe that works 9-5 and earns her money legit and the one that depends on sugar daddies to survive.

moonraker:
lol I am licking my lips for that doumbia card.

untalented players who just run & run cos EA sports refused to address the glitch of players running at defenders. these days, they run zig-zag and they just breeze past the defence line. it's nonsense!

look coogar, if you cant beat them, join them. i cant shout this enough. I have criticized people for using the likes of sturriage doumBIA (as martin tyler would pronounce it ) etc, not anymore. the players are in the game. so why not use them.....

i am a purist!
i play the game like the big clubs in the real world play it. i pass the ball around, look for openings, put through passes in here & there. i just don't see how you can enjoy players running straight into your goal from kick-off.

AdeLaNa1:
The latest IFs. Pls wat is Sturridge doing here?? After spending more than ¾ of last season out with injuries...

sturridge got there cos he's the player that has scored the most goals on FUT15 according to EA sports. as at june, he has scored 80 million goals.

the other players were voted for. sweaty gamers like moonraker voted for toure, reus & doumbia. i hate doumbia so much, i will shoot him if i ever see him.

hensben:
disgracing myself? for saying it as it is huh..Truth is bitter which manure urinated fans can't handle.

you are a disgrace to the primary school that passed you out! if you cannot tell the difference between a charity project and an endorsement then you shouldn't be breathing the same air as me.

Nihilist:
But Manyoo fans are the second most racist group of fans in England according to the British Transport Police though.

Rio Ferdinand has been fined for racist tweets. A Manyoo scout has been sacked for racist behaviour.

Ryan Giggs was shagging his brothers wife.
Oya what next?

which racist tweet?
can rio be racist to a fellow black man? if i call you a nigger on twitter then i am racist? stop clutching at straws & wear your racist badge with honour!

hensben:
Insulting me will not make your word to be the truth, united for which unicef? lol... sorry bruv i ain't buying.

you are a stark illiterate!

what barca have with UNICEF is an endorsement - this is why UNICEF logo is on their shirts. what united have with UNICEF is a joint establishment to save children from poor homes in africa. united do not have any UNICEF logo on any of their kits!

why are you disgracing yourself like this?

njokusboy:
The American doctors told her dat her doctors diagnosed wrongly and that it was just a minor problem.....

the american doctors only disagreed with the solution the nigerian doctors proffered which is surgery. they never said dora didn't have cancer. they told her she did but it was too small for surgery to be required.

ofcourse, Dora akunyili was a pharmacist, I find it hard to believe she didn't take her medications, as far as am concerned, the American foolish doctors treated her case with levity, it eventually escalated and she died...

a surgery would have saved her life....
http://www.informationng.com/2014/06/how-dora-akunyili-died.html

so what kept the cancer quiet for 16 years? if the american doctors treated her case non-challantly, why did she live a healthy life for more than a decade before she fell ill again?

answer that question.....

hensben:
Is drogba not a chelsea legend huh... man u was taken there due to contract ..Is that why rooney(the pig) said he had disease in africa. ferguson is a local champion, he cheated his way to the top with the help of english FA n ref same way you guys(cr7 fan) are saying messi should leave la liga if he is that good forgetting he shiit on your club(ucl final), man city n arsenal several times.

you are a serial wänker.
you mean setting up foundations & charity organisations are contracts! where were you when you mates were studying in school? you were probably in the bush hunting grass-cutters and squirrels.

you are a disgrace to humanity for comparing "united for unicef" project to the endorsement barca have with UNICEF. this is why some of you verminous creatures should be locked away for good.

hensben:
You are the illiterate bruv..UNICEF are known for this philanthropic investment they either use barca or didier drogba. Now go sleep.

your brain is a terrible thing to waste.
we have asked you to show us any chelsea project in africa and you are mentioning barca.

when did chelsea ever take their squad to africa to give their african fans the pleasure of seeing the team in the flesh?

about 400 years ago, i would have sanctioned your capture so you can be sold as a slave. men like you should never be allowed to procreate because there's a risk you would pass your stüpidity genes into your offspring!

Shymm3x:
The Game is the last person you want to listen to - he's a perpetual dyckrider.

so should we conclude rakim is also a dyckrider? he compared a white boy to the greatest black man that ever lived - cassius clay!

Anyway let me break it down to make it simpler - the nucleus of rap music is about content and storytelling, no?

the nucleus contains structure, rhyming, freestyling, etc. it has about 21 attributes so you get to choose which one rocks your boat the most!

So, let me ask you: how would rate Em among the greatest when it comes to content and storytelling?

eminem is up there with the legends. stan is one of the greatest stories ever told in a rap album. it has an unusual ending to it. biggie was also a monster in the art of story telling - "i got a story to tell" is one of the best stories in the history of rap.

eminem can tell stories - go & listen to "brain damage" and see how eminem captured high school bullying in 2 verses. these are stuff you never heard pre-eminem. he doesn't do the story-telling tracks frequently like others but whenever he does, he kills it!

Also, based on technicalities (though secondary in the scheme of things):

- Biggie was the greatest rhymer ever and he also had the greatest flow.

eminem rhymes better than biggie & rhyming isn't even his greatest strength! eminem has the best flow in the history of rap music. he cannot be touched when he is spazzing out!

- I'd say when it comes to multisyllabic rhyme patterns and wordplay - Big Pun, MF Doom, Kool G Rap, and Keith Murray trump Em.

none of those can touch eminem. big pun had a world class flow. i would put him in the same echelon as eminem & biggie might sneak in too.

as per rhyming, no one can touch eminem. until you can show me a rapper who rhymed a whole sentence with another whole sentence like eminem did in "stay wide awake", this category solely belongs to eminem.

- Big L is the greatest punchline rapper ever. Chino XL deserves honourable mention, maybe Canibus.

i cannot disagree with this!
canibus & big L are the punchline kings. they were fierce with the punches - eminem ain't a slouch too but i am willing to concede that eminem is a step behind bis/big L.

- Nas owns complex metaphors ("I went to hell for snuffing Jesus" remains the standard).

basically any rapper can come up with an ill metaphor! most of them have the same strength in this category!

So, where would you put Eminem since he isn't even the greatest at anything apart from selling more records than everyone?

eminem tops polysyllabic rhyming & flow. he tied the best of them in story-telling and metaphors. he has one of the sickest wordplays ever & guess what? he can freestyle better than all the names you have mentioned here.

The infantile kid is on permanent ignore - I can only get brolic with those around my age, or older, not some teenager that got sired after the golden era of rap when both Big and Pac died. I don't have time for kiddies playground nonsense with toyish and illiterate references - too old for that.

before eminem came into the scene in the late 90s......biggie & pac were my favourite rappers. since the early 2000s, canibus & eminem took over & i can boldly say they have taken lyricism further than where biggie/pac left it in 96/97 circa.