₦airaland Forum

Shollypopz: hahahaha.....shymexx can't handle a woman like tpia. He's a wussy!

shymexx: I Want a "virgin" for an immaculate conception...

shymexx: I'm a virgin...

Ishilove: Haaa... The Lit section is like a market place. You have the very good, the good, the mediocre and the downright boring. It is left for you to search.

Another thing you have to understand is that a lot of the writers yonder are beginners, or 'learners'. The writers whose creations you have scornfully dismissed as 'basic' and 'tasteless' are people going through a metamorphosis; budding writers who have the potential to be international award winners.
You cannot use the standards used to judge professionals to judge beginners, which is what you are erroneously doing.

I still think you are a philistine, though, so I doubt if you will be able to appreciate really good literaure when you stumble on it.

CFCfan: Omo that 2004/2005 season was da bomb. Apart from Liverpool, no other team could cope with Chelsea's fast, direct and efficient play.
I also think Robben wanted to move because he started the toughest games of the 06/07 season from the bench; Mourinho preferred a strong, diamond midfield 4 of Lampard, Makalele, Essien and Ballack.

Akanniade: ^^
I beg to differ, The Wire trumps them all.

nateevs: Good game by everyone. Especially impressed with Bertrand.
Hopefully we are through to the next round.

Frostyzone: Whoops! Just realized my mistake. You were right. It's showtime. I missed it up with another HBO show he played the protagonist, 6 feet under! But Damn, those two premium channels have a lot in common with the similarity of the productions they are churning out.

Purist: The players with the best win percentages (20+ games) at all 45 teams to play in the PL.

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Although he hasn't played so many games yet, it's still interesting to observe that Cleverley has the highest win percentage (87%) on that list. I believe this is no mere coincidence, but instead lends more credence to coogar's argument that United tend to win more games with him on the pitch (in his preferred midfield role of course). Those that claim that Cleverley brings nothing to our midfield may want to have a rethink.

Frostyzone: It's HBO. When you talk about this premium cable network, be rest assured that they don't carter for kids but for mature audience.

Some of their popular Tv series past and present are as follows;

Game of Thrones.

Treme

Dexter

Six feet Under

The sopranos

Dead Wood

True Blood

Rome

Etc

adaobi123: They are both as bad as each other. I lived in two countries for a period of time and so I would know

However, kids in Nigeria have more respect for their elders unlike the kids abroad.

Ishilove: Philistines like you find it boring

Pataki: South Africa is abroad?

Orisirisi sha!

naijababe: This is true, bought our own box from some Turkish guy in the Netherlands in 2009 and pay 100 euros annually and it is still working. Get a motorised dish and you can watch 'gbogbo' Europe like he said.

wonlasewonimi: I said through Europe you are asking if you can watch 3pm. You will be switching your channels at 3pm like a crazy person.

wonlasewonimi: Coogar who is talking about skybox. There are other boxes that are re-routed through europe. Believe me, they never stop working. You just have to pay these guys £100 every year and you get everything on sky in HD.

playmode: I have lived in South Africa for close to 13 years but have been planning to return to Nigeria with my family for the past two years. Over the past two years i have sent money home to arrange a place for me and my family to reside in and have done a lot of research to determine what I will do when I get to Nigeria.

All my plans however have been put in disarray with the worsening Political, Infrastructural and Security problems in Nigeria. I just learnt yesterday that there has been close to 10 kidnappings in the lekki axis where i own a property and this just worries me.

Living abroad all these years has definitely "spoilt" me. Now i am used to constant electricity & water, good roads ,clean open market, parks , cheap ADSL internet, advanced security , strong currency , efficient service providers ,quick access to modern technology , world class medical facilities e.t.c All these things makes my life easy and enables me to earn a decent living. My wife is South African just as my kids are and they are also spoiled by the easy life in South Africa.

The recent state of kidnappings in Nigeria has scared my wife who was once eager to move to Nigeria to become reluctant to move. As everyday passes I see the hope of moving to Nigeria with my family fading away. My In laws have even made it clear to me that they do not want their daughter moving permanently to Nigeria because of the kidnapping situation. I have tried defending Nigeria in their presence but everyday news of bombing or kidnapping emanates from Nigeria.

My question to all Nairalanders especially the ones in Nigeria is this :

(A) If you were in my shoes what will you do?

(B) Is it worth it to come back to Nigeria at this time or should I wait a few more years till the security situation get better?

(C) Should I leave my family in South Africa, come back to Nigeria and visit SA once every two months?

Please only serious minded people need reply and please none of that “I am the first to comment” nonsense. This is a thread directed at mature adults with some level of intelligence. Thank you.

wonlasewonimi: Stop deceiving yourself, you'll still pay TV licence if you own a smart phone or computer.
http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one
The only way you can escape is to turn your doorbell to decoration like I do.

Also, if you instal a software called readon TV with all the plugins, you will watch everything online including mojo.But why do that, pay some guys £100 to give you full package sky for 1 year. When my in-laws came last year they watch nollywood tv tire.

Shollypopz: Haba! It's not that serious naw, not every Nigerian is 419. Besides if they HV a well paying job, what makes u think they want the lil kobo in your account? Btw, u're Nigerian too

shymexx: Just pray a Nigerian doesn't pick up the phone... The Nigerian will increase your bill to £50 a month... I still don't know why Nigerians like overdoing their jobs, to be honest...

shymexx: I'll probably call them on Saturday to sort it out... However, I don't like the way they keep people on hold on the phone for long...

naijababe: I am dulling mehn . Gotta give this a try

naijababe: Would this work on guy? I am willing to give it a try o

shymexx: My windows are double-glazed and I'm never at home, to be honest... I've been paying electricity bill since I was 17/18 and I've never paid anything close to this(even when I was in uni outside London and stayed indoors most of the time)... It's just the normal thing with these rip-offs to overcharge people for the services they didn't render...

I should've changed my meter to the pre-paid one when I moved in... Who likes paying bills, anyway Even the richest people in the UK don't like paying taxes, hence why most of them hide their money in tax-free countries... Most of the clowns running their mouths on the internet probably cry every time the postman drops their letters every Monday morning, to be honest... I'm a real guy and I don't care about fronting to people in Nigeria...

shymexx: Lmao @ the illuminated ones..

Hence why people with supreme consciousness call London - the belly of the beast... Canary Wharf and the City of London..

chrisley024: Rooney n Rafael are injured naa!

shymexx: So overpriced electricity bill is what pays for all the story-of-methuselah that you wrote up there?? Do you understand English and actually know the difference between electricity bill and taxes If you want to pay 4 times the amount you're supposed to pay for your
electricity bill, good luck to you... As for me, I won't let anyone rip me off...

jennykadry: Maclatunji is the reason behind my not wanting my daughters to marry male virgins. You can smell these male virgins from afar.

SailorXY: Seems United will get Thiago from Barca. A welcome addition for me

bebe2: hi NL, i have a bakery in benin city nigeria. it was opened in january and its been run by my sister.
the problem is were are not making a profit.
i spent about 4million setting it up but it has refused to get off the ground.

cost of baking one bag of flour (including other ingredients)according to my calculations is about N11,800.
they are making profit of about N1200 fom each bag after expenses.
this doesnt make sense, i expect to make at least 40% of the cost of making a bag of flour.

we cant even holdon to a baker they come spend 1 month and they are gone.

pls anyone wit experience, can u help wit tips?

obadiah777: NAIJABABE ISHI AND PATAKI CHECK YOUR EMAILS. LEARN HOW TO NAVIGATE THE SITE BECAUSE YOU CAN ALSO WATCH EVERY FOOTBALL, TENNIS, BASKETBALL, ANY THING CALLED SPORTS YOU CAN WATCH ON THAT SITE IF YOU TO TO THE BLUE TAB CALLED 'LIVE SPORTS'

Shollypopz: Dude what's with you and my age? By the time I'm 45, u'll be 79 and dead

shymexx: Everything depends on what I get in return, bro...

I should at least get a naked lap dance from each one of them...

ItsModella: these UK folks no dey sleep? anyway, I'm out jor..

I've got an okporoko business to run tomorrow. ...bills have got to be paid.