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mrkels: TELL US OR YOUR STORY NEVER HAPPENED .............

what i thought......

OMO IBO: lol. . .
coogar, the question is if torres was misfiring in a man utd jersey would you continue supporting and believing in him after 2 + years??

he cannot misfire!
look at all the strikers who have played for united since 2007 - which of them have misfired? a striker needs no skills at all to play for man utd. just stay in the box and the wingers would find you. see as van persie is just scoring tap-ins for fun. you would be hard pressed to see such chances at chelsea. your football is way too plastic to suit any striker. look at the records under abramovic - only drogba(2 good seasons in and anelka(to an extent) did well. the others have been nothing to write the village about.

[quote author=BABE!]One particular meatseller is different from 10 random meatsellers.
Spot the difference Coogar:[/quote]same principle applies.....

10 random meatsellers running after Freecocoa (she's smart and hot) means they're attracted to her. That doesn't mean she'd give them face or listen to their lame toast lines! She can't be attracted to them!
1 meatseller comes after the OP, and there's a mutual attraction.
The first example shows that you're not necessarily what you attract.

i doubt 10 random meatsellers would even make a move for freecocoa unless she dresses in a way to attract them in the first place. you want to tell me freecocoa would go to a market dressed like those posh women on wall-street with her bulgari sunglasses, lexus jeep and meatsellers would ask her for a date? abeg, levels pass levels!!' when people lower than your status are asking you out then it must be because you have dressed down or lower yourself intellectually to their level. if you dress in a trashy way to the market then expect okada men to even touch your boöbs!

She was in denial or she was too lonely; too desperate (that's how people get duped by 419s); she's waited for her dream guy all her life and Mr. Nairaland contest came along. She met the virtual guy that fitted her dream guy image and she fell in love with him.
While those lies and deceits were coming up, she was having second thoughts but she was just too stuck with the image the guy created on NL, so she didn't want to let go.
Or she's just daft!

i rest my case

dayokanu: Torres played against bottom placed QPR, Wigan how many goals did he score?

in the last 2 seasons, torres has scored against man utd, arsenal, man city and barcelona...he scored in the final of euro 2012 against italy(one of the meanest defences in the world). there's nothing else to prove!

OMO IBO: i wonder if coogar would continue with his support of torres if he played in man utd jersey?

united would have suited torres more.
unlike chelsea, united play a more direct football.....no fiddling with the ball or isolating the main striker like chelsea do.

[quote author=Unluvable*]@OP, if your story is true, you just told us who guy is without knowing. I know it wasn't your intention...[/quote]who is the dude?

mimifonwon: for your info he wasnt that ugly, he was just too old for my liking and he used his nephew's picture ( atleast thats what he said) to pose. Never met his nephew, but i maintained contact with him, condition of unemployment in the country left him to be a meat seller, he has a first class degree in accountancy( according to him), so i told him to send me his cv and see if i can help him, and before i left naija he was yet to send it. When i say short he was close to my height and am 5'7.5 ft. Again life na teacher, no condition is permanent, what pissed me off was that he lied all along.

so you sef were hoping to nack a cute bobo?

mudistr: Coogar, there seems to be something you are missing here. Many Nigerian graduates might not be exposed. They might also not have jobs. But they are extremely intelligent. How do you think they oyinbo's fall for their scams?

oyibos are desperate and some of the oyibos are in their 40s and 50s. people who have lost touch with reality or don't know what obtains anymore. any tool can scam oyibo and get away with it. some oyibos don't even know people do lie - so let's excuse the oyibos. the op is nigerian!

[quote author=BABE!]She fell for his lies because she doesn't know wassup herself, or she was in denial. The person that'd make me for fall for such cheap lies hasn't been born yet![/quote]that's because you are intelligent and you would put such person to your own acid tests which he would definitely fail if he's lying.

Again, I'm not on about the OP's matter. They are both meatsellers.

i don't even believe the story
for this to have happened, the op must have been incredibly daft. she could have been attracted in the first few days - but not 4 months unless something diabolical was involved.

mimifonwon: lol we met him at the market and he took us to his shed where he works with his aunt for the time being until he gets a new job, and sells meet with her. They were very nice, i was just surprised he had the time and money to come on line, let alone own a bb? I was like am i missing something? But i learned my lesson.

so why don't you unveil the dude? there are many gullible sisters on this forum that would fall for his tricks. at least, save your fellow sisters na. then again, you said he's not a meatseller - just a graduate helping out his sister till he gets employed. you have moved posts. one more reason to doubt your story!

[quote author=BABE!]Coogar, I'm not on about the OP. In fact the OP was in love with the meatseller.[/quote]how did that happen? the op only lied about his appearance and status - what about the quality of their conversation for 5 months nko? how was she so gullible to fall for his lies that he graduated from a uk university and went to nigeria for his nysc?

If "impulsive attraction" is what you want to call it, sweet!

okie dokie!

You're not what you attract; impulsive attraction.

tell me - is it possible for you to continue to attract a meat seller for 4 months? even if he posted the equivalent of chris brown's pic? you only need to ask him one question about heathrow airport and he would collapse.

[quote author=BABE!]You're not what you attract! Stop arguing against the obvious. Some people are even attracted to things/humans they know they'd never get![/quote]which people? stop lumping daydreaming and attraction together....

In OP's case, they were a perfect match. She's not so smart and his inferiority complex na die. So it's understandable that they'd be attracted to each other.

now you are talking.....
the op and the meatseller are one and the same level......

Attraction is different from going all the way! Attraction is superficial! 190 quoting me and toasting me doesn't mean I'm an idiot. Onila quoting, toasting you, sending you PMs doesn't mean you're a tool.

attraction is going all the way.....
there's an impulsive attraction that jolts one - that can happen to anyone. i am sure many people on this site must have had that only to quickly check themselves and back out. the op had that impulsive attraction and she continued to be attracted by the wiles of a meat seller for 4 months till she went to naija. even when the meat seller was hiding, she still took the extra risk of going to oshodi to find him. i stayed in lagos for 14 yrs - i never stepped foot in oshodi in those years, i only pass by and i did when it's unavoidable!

ibkaye: lmao I was just watching catfish today even

then you are a starfish!

Jarus: Hmmmnnn, thank God I don't pretend on NL. I take take okada to work and enter Marwa too. Lol

Abi I be catfish too?

jarus is a bikefish!

dayokanu: Demba Ba 3 goals in 3 starts in front of the same Chelsea midfield who doesnt create enough for their strikers

3 goals against the same team(southampton) - bottom team! at least, sturridge has done it against united. we are waiting for ba to prove himself tomorrow against the gooners!

[quote author=BABE!]Don't they?
Ekaettes fantasize about Brad pitt on their TV screens.
You're not what you attract! Everyone wants a piece of the good![/quote]you are what you attract - stop arguing against logic
let's even assume op was fooled with appearance and lies - did the guy also fool him with his intellect? there's no way i would chat with a pepper seller for 4 months and not detect some scent of pepper background in her diction, behaviour or intellect.

the op communicated with this guy for 4-5 months and she got attracted so much she bought a ticket to nigeria. let ekaette do the same for brad pitt first before concluding. if the op's intelligence frequency matches that of a meat seller then she's not better than him and thus she found her match!

[quote author=BABE!]Agberos fall for beyoncé. . . what does that say ?[/quote]agberos fall for beyonce? which agberos?

ItsModella: Nkiru is not bad na..

speak for yourself!

OMO IBO: sturridge scores for liverpool again
Studge 3 in 3

SMH @ torres

torres scored plenty of goals as a liverpool striker
liverpool creates far many chances than chelsea. the comparison defies logic. torres spearheads a chelsea midfield that do not create enough chances for their strikers. suarez has taken the most shots in the league and the credits go to downing, gerrard, sterling and suso.

Vikin: More like the tilapia fish

dogfish!

KAYD007: when dealing with the complexities of human relations, the notion that " you are what you attract is not true.

it's very true.....
you are what you attract - i would be damned to see david beckham chasing after nkiru sylvanus.

Afam4eva: The first comment is by Amya and not Minifonwon...You're hereby fired for the second time. Now, back your bags and baggages and leave CTU for the professionals.

that link does not even apply...
the op got sold on the first edition of the mr nairaland contest, not the latest edition. gboss4sure should be handed his sack letter with immediate effect and he must return the salary of the last 6 months he has collected for bringing this force into disrepute.

2legit2qwt: Why do i think the guy is lucenzo

lucenzo is a student of UCLA.... it cannot be luce

gboss4sure: After some few hours of investigation, am thinking is lucenzo.

Reason, The OP was crazy about him here: https://www.nairaland.com/1131972/mr-nairaland-grand-finale/78#13390524. Check her comment.

#no offence o

submit your CV.....
EFCC & SSS need brains like yours to help curb crimes in nigeria!

Idowuogbo: Bless u! She's chatting pure fuckeries. If she talk say d guy she meet na yahoo yahoo guy now, I for stamp am say na 190. But..... Meat seller? Op,u full of shyte! Abeggi! Next!

she's obviously lying -

[quote author=Richy.]Please do not make me believe u are a saint. I just have a little issue with the phrase u used "Nigerians". try and reduce the statistics next time. instead of saying Nigerians, say people. and believe me no high class girl will give a second glance to a meet seller.[/quote]it's a character synonymous with nigerians.

Afam4eva: This guy has to be on the list because he's following the OP.

inconclusive!!!
after the op's disappointment, her first reaction would be to unfollow the "meat seller" for taking her for a long ride.

ItsModella: LMAO!!! it can't be. Flashaldrin is supposed to be in med school, not in Oshodi selling meat.

med school = meat school!

ItsModella: Found it
https://www.nairaland.com/978113/mr-nairaland-2012-elimination-round

it's flashaldrin....
where's my bounty?

pepperminty12: gbaam!! Am so loving u Richy! Ds is d most reasonable comment/question ave read on this thread so far! I dnt blame d poor guy! All we gurls want is a handsome, tall nd rich guy wiv a pretty gud accent..... And I bet u, if dere was a way 2 borrow dese features, he wulda bleeped nd established a relatnship wiv ha!

that's not enough reason to lie about his status.....
why do nigerians always make excuses for criminal acts? the op has her preference, the meatseller lied to fit into the op's preference. why should you not blame the op for lying about himself?

Afam4eva: You don't just jump into conclusions like that. Let me give you a tip as a former data analyst who worked in CTU for ten years alongside Chloe O'brien.

chloe is shyte - edgar is the brainbox!

ItsModella: here you go, get to work now.
https://www.nairaland.com/1128190/mr-nairaland-elimination-round-1

itsmodella should never work for any investigation department.
the link you supplied is the wrong one. the op had been talking to the meat seller for 4 months. the link you supplied was a competition of last month. where's the first edition of the mr nairaland contest?

ItsModella: here you go, get to work now.
https://www.nairaland.com/1128190/mr-nairaland-elimination-round-1

it must be jaybee then.
he's the only ibadan resident amongst the contestants.....


psyches! jaybee is london-based and he's allergic to meat.

OMO IBO: Blimey!
Talk about signs!
Threadstarter, the alarm bells shoulda gone off the moment he refused to get on camera.let alone the numerous botched meetups.

You also failed to nip the british accent??
Cmon!

If I were you threadstarter, I'd stare at a mirror for a long time

why i said she's what she attracted.....
it's one thing to be beautiful, it's another to be sensible. a guy refuses to skype, video call, etc and you ate his lies line hook n sinker and you come here to complain? i would be embarrassed to even start this thread in her shoes.

Vikin: Meat sellers in Naija start by 11 or 12 pm because of the time they get to kill the cow etc.

i still don't believe the op - the gulf in class is too wide!

They also finish early maybe 6pm depending on how fast they sell...so he has the time to browse and make contact. In Naija, this story is possible

i am curious how you know the daily schedule of a meat seller.

Afam4eva: It may not be your everyday meat-seller. He could have people working for him or something.

then he's an employer - an entrepreneur!

gboss4sure: Omoh mehn, but some guys the fall hand finally ooo. This tori gat me laughing so hard that I nearly hit one keke man.

the story is not true, op is lying!!
even though i agree there are fake people on this forum just like every other site, i do not believe this particular story. a meat seller would not have the time to troll here and still cleave meats in the market.

lekkie073: ok. if we see coogar, lioness, and so, what does dat imply?

then run for your life - never look back, just keep running otherwise i would be having your blood for dinner.