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[quote author=Mr_TA]RVP's definitely our best candidate for PKs.[/quote]anderson is the best penalty taker @ old trafford!

on another note, it's quite amazing what this current side has achieved in terms of games won and points accrued. they have bested the other title winning seasons in spite of the dodgy defence and weak midfield(according to starboard)!!!

Afam4eva: Even the monikers wey all these Nairaland chicks dey use sef go make you think say dem be Beyoncee part 2.

that's a good point....
the moment you see pretty, sëxy, cute or whatever in the username, take cover. the only reason any chic would put cute/pretty in her username is because she's not cute/sexy.

Afam4eva: It was the day a thread was created for Nairalanders to say the cars that they're currently using that i knew that Nigerians can lie. Even some people that i know real life who have degrees in trekking were saying that they use Lamborgini.

that was good!

leave ibime alone - he's suffering from the achebe syndrome!
psychosis or senility - pick one. he just accuses posters without facts or tact. all the claims he's made here are white lies. ibime must also be close to abramovic to know emenalo is the prima donna @ stamford bridge. the other night, ibime claimed nateevs ran away from NL just because you were absent for few days - i had to shut him up! this is what obesity does to humans - cholesterol in the system denies blood circulation and 90% of the messages sent from ibime's brain get lost in transition.

mimifonwon: So i was in naija recently, i have met some cool people here on nairaland, and some have emailed me, i just wanted friendship and someone to hang with when i got to nigeria.

So i met this guy ( will not name him cuz i really feel sorry for him, if he will go to such extent to be someone else, he was one of the contestant for mr.nairaland). Anyways i thought this guy was hot, ( na me be the mugu), it wasnt like i was trying to do him ( am a good girl, wasnt looking for that). Anyways this guy and i had been emailing and even skyped, but he always said he couldnt cam up, but always asked me to cam up.

I have to admit he was funny, handsome and was everything i liked in a guy, and he said he just graduated from uni in uk and relocated to naija for nysc. I was really taken away by his patriotic spirit, anyways, fast forward we had been chatting with eachother for 4 months until i got to naija. I gave him my number and invited him to come to my uncle's house where i was staying in lagos and he kept giving some excuses, i was getting angry,one time he said his car broke down and the other time he said he just got robbed on his way to meet me so he ended up not coming.

Anyways i offered to have someone come pick him up, but he said no, that his gateman lost the key to open the gate, so he has to wait for his sister who had the spare key to come back,i believed him( abi na me be mugu).

This guy man, was so kind in his words and reassuring that i just related everything to bad luck, but the day i was about to go to the east to visit my grandmother's village he calls and askes me if i would still be his friend if he wasnt so handsome and had all the money he claimed he had. I was like sure, why not, i didnt befriend you for your money, yes i was attracted to him, but it was his character and words that won me over.

Anyways he says i should come to oshodi and that he will meet me there, and so just curious i convinced my brother and my cousins to follow me there, when i finally met the guy, he was a meat seller, and yes he was a graduate, but i was amazed how well he fooled me, even his british accent he faked was good. He told me how much he liked me when he saw my picture and knew i wouldnt talk to him if he didnt play big boy.

I was shocked, but i forgave him, no he wasnt even cute, he was 37 year old guy, and short, nothing like the pictures he sent me, but yes i learned my lesson, and that is why i am done befriending people on nairaland, i dont like to be deceived. So if anyone has had similar deceitful experience- what we in america call catfish experience" please feel free to share.. Yes btw i know i was a big Fool X infinity to trust a guy i met online, talk of Nairaland.. I felt so useless...

i saw a documentary today and it was like dejavu

so does anyone have a catfish story?

5 words - you are what you attract!
i have met several peops on this forum and they are exactly what they said they are - no gimmicks!!! people like you should learn how to separate the chaff from the wheat.

ciphoenix: Where're Prince and Coogar to teach this fellow a lesson

he's been dealt with....

ritchboy: Coogar,

How does "tooked" fare in comparison with "childs"? I think it just knocked it off it's fuc[color=#000000]k[/color]ing perch!

"childs" takes the cake and there was a toba1909 that did "losting" on your thread. it would take another 1000 yrs for anyone to beat that!

StarBoard: The buffalo shifts the basis of the argument as usual.
First caught out by claiming he never said Chelsea don't create chances.
Now this.

you are a tool!
scratch that, you are mentally indigent. show me a post of mine where i said chelsea don't create chances. failure to do that and you are a confirmed homoerotic pleb! the only reason i didn't reply dayo earlier was because i didn't want to embarrass his lack of grasp of english language. i said chelsea create "next to nothing". does next to nothing mean zero in your mental faculty? you are a product of a village school!

He scored twice against United last season, so United is now a minnow?
Awaiting the scarecrow/echo nateevs and charlatan debosky to spin this argument further
Allow the buffalo to keep flip-flopping from one excuse to the other.

so he scored against united last season? you mean demba ba played for chelsea when he scored against united last season? you see why many of us see you as the biggest plonker on the sports section? your inability to apply logic when required is your biggest undoing.

my argument was that chelsea don't create enough chances for their striker. dayo kept beating his chest about ba's 3 goals for chelsea and i said the goals are meaningless because they were scored against bottom sides and until ba scores against man utd or any of the big teams, dayo should tape it shut - then you idiotically mentioned that ba scored against united last season. now, tell me one reason why i should not call you a brainless vermin!

dayokanu: Did Demba Ba do his own part by scoring Yes.
When was the last time Torres scored a goal for Chelsea sef

demba ba did not do anything - he was on the pitch the whole time and his job shouldn't have been completed till the final whistle or till his substitution. therefore, ba's solitary goal failed to give chelsea 3 points against a bottom side at the bridge. demba ba failed!

dayokanu: You beat the person in front of you. Torres 7 goals in the league this season Demba ba has double of that. I cant even count how many players have scored more than him maybe like 13

but that statistics is irrelevant as the other strikers don't play for chelsea...
why would you compare van persie who has scored 70% of his goals from tap-ins to torres who has no wingers to feed him consistently? you either bring torres to united for a season to have a fair comparison or you shut your trap!

dayokanu: How many goals did Torres score against weaker league opponents? when he had 90mins
Demba Ba scored 3 goals in his first 3 starts Tell us aout Fernandud

torres has scored against city and arsenal this season. he scored against united, barcelona, etc last season. when demba ba does it against a quality side - get back to us. scoring 3 goals against the bottom sides do not impress me.

case dismissed!

BlueDiva: Hehe.. .clutching at straws.
Ba has 3 goals already. When last did that waste of space score a goal?

3 goals against minnows...
everyone of us here including a bra-wearing bluediva would score against southampton and the hapless side chelsea beat in the fa cup tie.

dayokanu: Demba Ba scored the 1st goal today did you miss it?
He shouldnt be expected to stop goals on the other side.
When Torres came in he wasted all the good chances that were presented to him

i learnt on these pages that any goal scored by chelsea striker that does not result into the accomplishment of chelsea's main objective before the game is null and void. torres scored the day chelsea got eliminated in europe - and you boil-ridden hypocrites/eunuchs said his goal did not count on the night. chelsea were after 3 points, they ended up copping 1 point - demba's goal cannot count as well.

3kay945: Hypocrites!
Your post made me laugh. spread HIV ko, distribute Aids ni,
Mr. wise, so unprotected sex with opposite sex is better off in spreading disease...who is talking about spreading virus. All am condemning is the way they were treated. simple.
And it's NOT MY BUSINESS IF ANYONE IS A GAY OR NOT.

unprotected sex with the opposite sex has only 30% infection even if the man is HIV positive. unprotected sex with a faggöt is 100% infection rate. you are a stark illiterate - anuofia!

as per the way they were treated, it's just the way nigerians treat criminals in general. pickpockets, petty thieves, cultists, debtors, cheating girlfriends, etc have all been treated the same way.

dayokanu: Meanwhile the Benitez experiment is looking good so far

2-2 Southampton I laugh in Di Matteo

chelsea in a fix to win at home and demba ba did nothing to bail them out! what good strikers do is score when their teams need a goal to win. demba ba experiment has not worked so far even when he's played bottom teams since his move to chelsea!

3kay945: I wonder o, what concerns me if my neighbor is digging a anus instead of p.us.sy.. Inasmuch they're not screaming while doing the thing

this is the most ignorant statement on this forum since it's existence.....
i dunno why many of you do not bother to read - the only reason HIV continues to spread is because of homosexuality. they spread the infection 2-3 times as much as the straight people. in a poverty-stricken climate like nigeria where there's little or no education about preventive measures, the infection would spread like wildfire. we have enough problems already in nigeria with witchcraft, corruption and lack of leadership. we cannot afford to add faggotry to the existing problems!

kandiikane: It's called a sex.ual deviance by those who do not condone it.

it's a deviance by every means......

Africans try to paint the continent as a no-nonsense continent with high morals but what we don't realise is how backwards it is and immoral it is, in fact it's an absolute cesspool! How has jailing homose.xuals made Africa a better place? We use the little issues to cover up the main ones. We have worst things and disgusting issues to be worrying about but noo. Oh, yes, homosexuality is the reason for Africa's problems.

it's a balance - what the western world seem to lack in morals, africans have it in abundance in family values. if africa should embrace homösexuälity, we would be worse off!

dayokanu: Great chance created for Demba Ba and he shoots over the Ba.
Shows they create chances

this boy is a tool.....:
who said chelsea don't create chances? the criticism was chelsea do not create enough for a top 4 side in england.

kandiikane: If you want to go with this theory, then it has to be said that noone is born straight either.

no one is born straight? so why is it called straight and hömosexuality is a sëxual deviance? it should have been adam n steve in eden not adam and eve.

How is it your business if someone wants to sleep with another man? How will it affect your life? Don't you have important things to worry about in your own personal life?

it's a criminal offence in nigeria!
the law clearly states that any form of homoerotic behaviour must attract a long custodial sentence. i am not happy that they were paraded nüde - they should have just handed them to the law but nigerians love to see other people's gënitals. it's an innate behaviour.

nani, anderson and rooney are back? goodness gracious!!!
giggs is the only clog in that wheel. he would play in the midfield again with valencia and nani starting. where's fletcher or even kagawa to help out. i don't like giggs starting any game for us. he's bad luck!

RuuDie: Dude. . .for real - ONLY! That is ALL the problem a striker can ever have and after how many years at UTD, learning at the feet of some of the game's best finishers, he still has the same problems. Nucca please!

that's not all....
what welbeck lacks in finishing and composure he makes up in his ability to press. if welbeck presses a goalkeeper and the goalie miskicks the ball into the path of rooney and rooney passes to nani to score......would welbeck not get some credits?


-----what a zidanesque pass from anderson to chicharito!

dayokanu: Did football start in Germany in 1962 50yrs ago that you claimed? As at 1962 Germany already won a World cup

Someone was German Champions in 1905, 1912, 1914 1926 etc
Use your brains for once at least

nah, you should use your brain.
a well structured association football did not start in germany until after the war. bayern have actually won the league 22 times - i deliberately omitted the won they won before the 2nd world war before bundesliga was formed and 50 yrs is a decent sample size to work with.

let's even assume the league is a fluke for argument's sake and peep at the other domestic football competitions in germany. records show that bayern have won the dfb-pokal 15 times. their nearest rival in that competion have only won it 6 times. in the english league, fa cup started in 1871(132 yrs ago) and man utd have only won it 11 times. their closest rival arsenal have won it 10 times.

surely, we can conclude the english league is more competitive than bundesliga.

dayokanu: The premier league started in 1992.

How many winners do they have compared to the Bundesliga in the same time frame

and united have won the premier league 19 times? did football start in england in 1992? abeg - use your common sense na. the 2 most successful clubs in england are liverpool and man utd. united have won it 19 times, liverpool have won it 18 times.

tell us about bayern munich......

dayokanu: Since 2000 Bremen, Stutgart, Dortmund, Wolfsburg and Schalke have won the BL tell us about the EPL sir

bundesliga did not start in year 2000, don't embarrass yourself again this evening. i am in a very good mood today so don't push your luck. bundesliga was formed 50 yrs ago and bayern have won it 21 times. the english league was formed more than 100 yrs ago and man utd have won it just 19 times - bend your head around that fact!

You just decided to enagage your brains here. Which club in England has all these factors? Ferguson and Wenger are there for life.
No sensible coach except a mercenary would want to work under Roman,
So where do you want him to go? QPR or Sunderland?

man city, man utd, arsenal, aston villa and liverpool have a better academy than bayern.....guardiola would definitely not come to england unless he's managing man utd. chelsea have a reckless owner and arsenal wouldn't spend money. city are wet behind the ears in europe so only united qualify for guardiola!

claremont: I wish Nigerians can use the same enthusiasm to protest against their corrupt leaders, but alas, they do not. They would rather intrude on the se-xuality of their own brothers and sisters.

the society is sex-crazed!
why would the mob strip people in public cos of their sëxual inclination? just pass them to the police and let the law deal with them. imo state governor should answer to this - he should tell us why his citizens are fixated on the genitäls of their fellow men!

Ibime: I wanted pep at Chelsea regardless of the fact he is untested outside Barcelona. I need a manager with the kudos to call the shots, buy and sell players etc rather than leave it in the hands of Roman and the executive clowns

guardiola played it safe.
from one 2-team league to another. after the bundesliga, he would probably go to scotland and france to manage celtic and psg respectively. besides, the attraction to bayern would be their possession stats and their excellent academy system. something chelsea lack in leaps and bounds.