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jackbauersballs: The rantings of an irrelevant dunce....you are a fool - look at what you are typing? pilkington scoring against sunderland means torres must definitely score? only a billy goat could have reasoned this way - you have the brain capacity of a culex mosquito! coogar the hallowed dunce amongst duncesspoken like a true homoerotic zombie..... you have the intelligence quotient of a pubic louse - whoever introduced you to nairaland must be running a circus cos you are a fat clown! useless analogies that you expect in a beer parlour when people are drunk......"pilkington scored against sunderland therefore torres must score against sunderland". i said it - ibime's kinsmen in ijaw have taken over nairaland with their sheer idiocy! |
jackbauersballs: This coogar is an absolute dunce...your father is the dunce here, he should have bagged it instead of letting his soldiers flow upstream the püssy.... I cannot believe the dunce is already making excuses for Torres not scoring....BEFORE the game!of course? strikers just score without the help of their team mates, idiotic buffalo! About creating chances....Sunderland's last game was against Norwich...where Anthony Pilkington...again PILKINGTON...scored a beaut after cutting in on Cuellar...so pilkington scoring a beauty against sunderland automatically guarantees torres would score against sunderland? you have just scaled the height of stupidity! yet Dunce coogar says Torres cannot fashion chances for himself and must wait for tap-ins....get the fück out of here you nigerian avram grant! you have poop for brains. so because rafael scored against liverpool means aguero must also score against them? who are these troglodytes? Sunderland have lost 4 of their last 6 games including losses to such powerhouses as Villa and Norwich and this Dunce is giving excuses already...what a twerp! chelsea have not won a league game in 7.....how are they any different to sunderland? you are a tool - anyone who reels this kinda pilkington theory should not even be allowed on the internet......go buy yourself crayons and colour a fücking zebra, you jobless mutt! |
4llerbuntu: so torres made his rep @ liverpool by scoring tap ins hehehehe chai. what wontwe hear. coogar: isn't that how he scored majority of his goals @ liverpool? a good service isolating him with the last man? why can't chelsea create these kind of situations for him? |
[quote author=BABE!]Sisi kill is a twit! To her, going to a hotel alone (going about your business) is the same situation as going to meet someone you desperately need their help.[/quote]sisikill is caucasian - i can write everything she knows about the nigerian setting on a grain of rice.... chaircover: Just shut it right there. I have indulged you enough. I dont even think you know the meaning of sane with your stuupid arguments. What do you know sef? Your uncle this, your aunty that, your friend this . . . what exactly do you know? apart from third hand stories you hear and regurgitate all over the board.kobojunkie's propensity to stretch the borders of deftness is exemplary. so if B is raping C in room 202 in the 2nd floor, then it would affect A on the 9th floor in room 907? how these troglodytes bagged their degrees should be questioned. we are talking of a woman going into the hotel to meet a potential predator who already knows her prey would soon arrive and these twits are spitting megedefegede about foreigners who are going about their own business and not meeting anyone either in the room or lobby...... |
chaircover: Lodging in a hotel as a paying guest with your own key, space etc etc = going as a guest to see an "uncle" who considers himself as father Christmas and is doing you a favour?imagine the obtuse reasoning...... |
[quote author=BABE!]You're an agric chicken! Who ever said a hotel is synonymous to kidnapping and murder? You ok? By typing out that highlighted nonsense, Aren't you also guilty of the "let us paint the other person's argument in the worst way possible" ? Just quit making noise all over the thread already with your yeye soliloquy.[/quote]you had me in stitches - jeeeeez i mean, how idiotic can some people be? whoever said going to hotel is bad? damn - seun should start measuring IQs before giving people NL membership. i would gladly drop my wife off at any hotel if she's meeting other women......going for a social event in a hotel.....attending a friend's birthday/wedding or blah blah blah.... but let her go to a hotel where she's meeting a crooked uncle? |
chaircover: You know something . . I dont care what anyone says, but I will be very offended and concerned if I was in this female bankers shoes and my husband who is supposed to be my protector and my alabaro just waves me a casual "see you later hon" goodbye when I go off to collect money from "uncle"better don't be offended otherwise you are being caged......with a louis-vuitton gold plated leash on your neck! ![]() |
ileobatojo: Would you kindly show me where Chaircover said hotels are bad for you? Thanks.mama biology, why are you people dragging this issue now? a married woman being lured into the hotel by a crooked uncle should be compared to foreigners lodging in nigerian hotels to meet empty space.....sheer ingenuity! as time has gone on i have steadily become more and more convinced that this façade that nigerians have above-average mental capacity is just that - a façade. there are few intelligent folks on this forum. [quote author=BABE!] Coogar you go hard! (Pun intended) [/quote]i am not a räpist! |
Baby mama: Rule of thumbhahahahaha.......lmao@you can't unbreak an egg(words of wisdom)! a molested woman is scarred for life.....it's the same husband that would bear the brunt of rehabilitating his wife back to normalcy should something happen. prevention is better than cure..... bjcole: when a woman is married, she is responsible to her husband, her desires are unto her husband & he rules over her, dats how God made it, in view of this, d husband is directly & indirectly responsible 4 d safety & security of his wife. He is d first person 2 ask if any wrong happens 2 his wife, if caging wil guarrantee d safety f his woman, why not? U r daughters of Eve, d world has nt recovered 4rm ur grandmother silly mistakes in d garden of eden.dang it - don't take this ish personal now..... |
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Lmao! Oooh! I like the sneaky slip in of word there. . .Of course anyone who is GULLIBLE is gonna get taken advantage of where they may be but OP hasn't said his wife is gullible now has he? Or y'all automatically think she is because. . .she is not cowering in fear somewhere, afraid of her own shadow because it is a big bad world out there?? Oy Veh!! [/quote]simply put - you are naive!these pot-bellied naija men have a different mentality to what obtains in the west. give an average naija man a smile and he would assume you are down for sex. the moment this woman arrives at the hotel - her gullibility status becomes confirmed. the crooked uncle would instantly assume she's down for whatever he offers her. you cannot blame the uncle though - some other morally bankrupt women in the past have serviced his loins so they tend to believe all women are dogs.... [quote author=BABE!]Welcome. It amuses me that some Nigerian women have been so westernized, they're insensible. I'm happy to be led my husband. If I don't trust his decisions, then why are we even married ? [/quote]https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md80wqYL0X1r2d8m9o1_500.gif |
Baby mama: Ok it is in a hotel but can the wife go with her husband to pickup the check?i don't even think that option should be considered..... according to peterwins...even if the husband waits outside, these men would still attempt to molest the gullible female bankers.... [quote author=BABE!]If "caging" is what you call my husband reasoning, warning and protecting me from pot-bellied uncles, then I'm happy being caged. Tenks.[/quote]https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mals4eaiOa1r2d8m9o1_500.gif |
dayokanu: So whats Torres strenght? standing unmarked in front of an empty post and tapping in?chelsea should do more of this.... https://soccer.indonewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/toresqpr.gif |
dayokanu: Theres a 1% chance your wife can have an accident driving a car, So stop her from driving,auto-accident is not rapë! Theres a 1% chance her brothers or father can rappee her, So she shouldnt visit her brothers and familyunlike you, i did not marry into a family of lunatics..... Theres a chance her Boss, pastor, driver etc can drug her and rapppee her. So she shouldnt go out.so where would my wife and all these people meet up and get drugged? are you a goat? Theres a 1% chance Boko haram might visit her church next Sunday so she shouldnt go to church. Just sit at home all day.boko haram bombing is not räpe! Heck theres a 1% chance a trailer might lose control and even come and kill her inside the house so where she go stay now? maybe on the tree. tree sef might falltree falling to kill my wife is not räpe! you see, all your examples are grossly irrelevant! let me repeat in case you are suffering from a pink eye - if there's a 1% chance my wife could be räped, i would rather avoid the situation. i will give you one more chance to redeem yourself from your acute stupidity.... |
dayokanu: The goals other Chelsea players were scoring were they one on one vs the keeper?other chelsea players are not torres, you pleb! can rooney score the kind of goals hernandez scores? can rooney even beat an offside trap and outpace his marker? what kind of idiotic question is this? playing to the strengths of torres is quite different to playing to the strengths of mata or ivanovic. torres is the arrow head - he's the one that needs to be catered for, you gook! |
Ujujoan: Do women only get molested in hotelsso because hotels are not the only place a woman can be molested, i should then push her there where a useless hörny billy-goat is waiting for her with his evil plans? i am sure you skipped logic classes in school! There's always at least 1% chance that a woman may get molested. We've heard cases of women getting raped in churches during vigil, special prayers e.t.c.the chances are far slimmer, my friend! on this occasion, a man would be waiting for her in a hotel(a venue very secluded with alcohol and drugs easily accessible) plus a bed! only an idiotic husband would then send his wife to a lion's den. cynthia's killers were waiting for her just like this crooked uncle would be waiting for this married woman - what should one not be worried about? Goodluck caging your wife!she's not complained to you she's being caged, has she? |
Ujujoan: Peterwins gave one scenario out of hundreds of cases which he decided to ignore!why should i take such risks? if there's a 1% chance my wife could be molested in a hotel i would rather avoid the situation completely. how do i explain myself if she gets molested in a hotel? |
4llerbuntu: So the team must provide tap ins for mr 50 million so that he can use that to pad his stats and appear to be working?this post reeks of football illiteracy. if the midfielders are good enough, strikers should be scoring a huge percentage of their goals from tap-ins! that's the law in football. the era of a player dribbling past 9 defenders to score has gone....defenders are now smarter, the offside rule, etc have altered the way teams now score goals!!! Hehehe. Notin wey we no go hear from coogar to support argument. There is a reason why van nistelrooy and ronaldo are not mentioned in the same breath.there's a reason drogba and inzaghi cannot be mentioned in the same breath as well. when would you poofs learn goals can be scored in so many ways. that you prefer dirk kuyt to berbatov or andy caroll to chicharito is not my problem. Anyways, those gifs are 2 examples. If van persie had been reliant on those he would not have the reputation he has today and would not be at united. Even chicarito has not made a name for himself solely on that type of goal.if torres wasn't the 3rd best player in the world in 2008, chelsea wouldn't have shelled £50m to get his signature. in terms of pedigree, torres is miles better than van persie. go to nairaland archives and see ibime and most pundits here rooting for torres as at 2009-10 circa. But mr 50 million is so good he does not have to do anything but wait in front of the GK to tap in. By pursuing these lines of argunent you are highlighting the very reason why he is a dud.isn't that how he scored majority of his goals @ liverpool? a good service isolating him with the last man? why can't chelsea create these kind of situations for him? look at the way united's midfielders completely ignored the long balls and quick passes they deploy when chicharito leads the line and settle for the build-up interplay that got van persie and rooney their goals. when would you admit chelsea do not play to the strengths of torres? they still play him like he's drogba.....he's certainly not! Even folks who may have been reasoning along with u should now see the light. Smh.i don't post to please folks - which is why i am on the other side of this argument. unlike you, i don't buy into the herd mentality you and your ilk are displaying here. there's a reason torres is not scoring - the service is tad poor! |
Ujujoan: I intended to ignore coogar and his myopic views but then I have to comment again . . .you don't need to comment..... my opinion still stands - it's insulting for any man to ask a married woman to meet him in a hotel. if you have been asked to do such, you have been insulted! for those saying he had a hidden agenda for asking her to meet him in a hotel . . . Did he actually request the meeting be held in his room? What if he had the intention of meeting her at the lobby or bar or restaurantyes - meet her where her drinks could be spiked. she would then become unconscious and the fool would take her upstairs and the rest is history - while a mumu husband stays at home waiting for his "hardworking" wife. I wonder why it's so easy for people to jump to baseless conclusions!because prevention is better than cure..... For those saying she could be molested, wouldn't that solve the problem if she went in the company of her colleagues or even husbandwouldn't the problem be solved if she avoids the situation completely? can you not read peterwin's comments? husband going there or not makes no difference. she cannot go in with someone who has no business with the bank. its not professional so she must go alone or go with her colleagues......and i can bet if she goes in with her colleagues, the deal would be called off. nor be naija men? |
BlueDiva: Hehehe. . .he missed a far easier one against United last season.van persie missed a great chance on saturday, far worse than torres' chance last season. should united sell him? |
dayokanu: Mata has already outscored Torres in the league despite playing lesser games. How does Mata get his chances? Does he bring those chances from home?that's exactly what we are talking about..... mata has no business outscoring his only striker - he should be providing for him. mata and rooney play the same role for their respective clubs....why has rooney not outscored van persie? in chelsea, there are too many selfish players......i wish torres gets the kind of service he renders to his teammates from his teammates....in united, players work for each other! the only goal separating mata and torres on the scorer's chart was made by who? [img]http://cadfael.tv/image/src/1354366788041.gif[/img] i have thrown down the gauntlet - which of the goals scored by man utd above would torres have missed? this is not the time to eulogise drogba or hasselbaink - this is the time to search youtube and show us torres missing chances identical as these ones. |
without trying to overflog this torres issue - i want chelsea fans with reasonable IQs to tell me which of these chances torres would have missed if his team-mates create as many clear-cut chances as man utd...... and please, this has nothing to do about movement as the goalscorers made little or no movement at all - they only waited for the ball and the rest was history......it also had nothing to do with strength like ibime always rants. https://i.minus.com/ibrmO3zxUZFQ3g.gif https://i.minus.com/ibrcKuQg8Drbwb.gif https://i.minus.com/iwbpSY036IDDj.gif [img]http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-9wgxp6.gif[/img] there you go...... rooney and van persie are not supermen - they are nothing without their supporting cast! evra's only intention was to put that ball across cos he knows rooney or van persie were there with the simple task of tapping into the net. rooney's only intention was to flick the pass to van persie - a chance my half blind great great grandmother would have scored...... i would be damned if chelsea create glaring chances as such as these uns for torres....and yet they want him to justify his £50m price-tag. why not build him 2 extra legs or stick a ferrarri engine in his guts so he can dribble and outrun his markers. bunch of gooks! |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]1)Bro U know Oflately i've found Coogar's Insolence and Stupidity Oddly refreshing. . .an Ediot that kips parading that he knows Chelsea much berra than an astute Scholar of my Kind that paid £100 to get Gravin's Voluminous Chelsea Biography, Sat and Studied it like am Goin' for the Grammy!1) you are a miserable sod...... this poof paid £100 to read a book, stamford bridge is 2 blocks away from my house. i wine and dine with season ticket holders of chelsea fc. i know much more about chelsea than 99% of the agberos like yourself who only started supporting chelsea after terry slept with wayne bridge's mistress....without daily mail, you wouldn't know nada about the club you support so kindly tape it shut! 2) it does not matter against which team torres scored his brace - fact remains he can only score against what is put in front of him. 80% of the goals messi has scored this year were against bottom clubs/mid-table clubs. • once again, it does not matter the kinda CBs that was pitted against torres. he still had to score against what was ahead of him. every striker in the world has scored against low quality teams. matter of factly, world class strikers score more goals against weaker defences than stronger defences - you are hardly making any point here. • this social reprobate must possess a cancerous brain. how is it torres' fault that shakhtar couldn't beat juventus on their home soil? torres did the job asked of him @ stamford bridge. he scored 2 goals on the night - those goals should have taken chelsea to the next stage and as at the time torres scored those goals, no one knew shakhtar would lose at home. 3) you have to accept you are intellectually inferior when it comes to english football. no amount of chelsea history perusal can compensate for a man who lives next to chelsea fc. you are only reading the life i live to see everyday. there's a universe of difference between us. so go back to your chelsea biography and keep studying - one day in the year 2098, you would have reached the level i am currently at, you impish gorilla! jackbauersballs: The upcoming game against Sunderland will provide a big opportunity for Torres to build on his confidence following his good showing earlier this week..yet more brainfarts from chelsea fans.... i think ibime went to his ijaw village to introduce nairaland to the halfwitted crew out there. so torres must score against black cats otherwise he's finished? nothing to do with the service he gets? nothing to do with a striker is as good as his supporting cast? nateevs, how do you cope with this bunch of intellectually-sterile gibbons? |
StarBoard: . . .if foul-mouthed coogar wins it, then this thread isn't better than Yaba motor park.shut up you nani-loving male..... all you are asked to do is vote or nominate! |
fellis: I am not sure I get your point, how should people avoid it altogether?the husband also has a role to play in this - he must also love and respect his wife to get this privilege of submission. the bible did not say wives should submit to an abusive and an irresponsible husband. don't twist the scriptures! If it is simply a matter doing it or ignoring it altogether then there would be a lot of divorces because instead of encouraging cooperation in marriages as a way to make things easier, people would just leave marriage alone completely since the very foundation of marriage in the Bible is for the wife to always submit and the husband to love unconditionally.you lost me here completely - what's the meaning of the missive above? |
Obinoscopy: And why would anyone want to use the word Yoruba in an academic debatewhy would anyone use the word in any capacity at all? you see....people still use it to denigrate the other tribe. this idea should be squashed. there are more pressing issues we can debate on....the topic is too sensitive for now. this would have been possible 4-5 yrs ago when there were more sane people on the forum. |
all4naija: Hahaha... I couldn't help laughing at your question, on bold. Christians are lured by fears of afterlife to submit or worship the so called Lord so that they be favored or gained access to the over-elusive heaven. Indeed, all religions coerced people to worship based on what they are going to gain from the Lord through indoctrination. There is always this condition attached to it in one way or the other and it is always scary or deceitful. That really makes it to be something actually against one wish to choose under normal condition without any pre-condtion.stop embarrassing yourself, negro.... christianity is a choice.... they lay out the choices...join us and cop eternal life, reject us and get a first class ticket to hell. no gun is put to your head to make that decision. how can you then liken this to the oppression women suffer from their overbearing husbands? like i have said, submission is a gift/privilege a woman has chosen to give her husband....a gift the husband must have earned by respecting his wife and loving her. if you still find my explanation ambiguous then i suggest you go lie down for a while and watch some cartoon. |
Jarus: I still believe we can pull this off.no we cannot..... any opportunity to use the word "Yoruba" should be discouraged on this forum. however, if you guys manage to pull this off, i want to argue for biafra...... |
BlueDiva: Which midfielders? Even Iniesta, Xavi and co can't make it happen.scored the only goal from xavi's pass in 2008 euros final scored a goal in euro 2012 final winning the the golden boot! Check your account balance. . .I doubled it.cool beans! |
OMO IBO: We coulda done without his goals really.torres scored the 2nd goal.....how's the 2nd goal not important in a match? Take it or leave it Torres has failed time and time again to rise to the occasion when it really matters.how many goals has he scored this season now? are you aware at this rate, torres would easily score 20 goals this season? |
maclatunji: I go to sleep, the mind boggles at some arguments here!better don't take 95% of the things you read here seriously..... sometimes people just want to argue - it does not mean what they argue for/against is what they do in the real world. dayo is a chauvinist for instance - he's just winding us up! |
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[/quote]i am not a räpist!
