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fellaini and jelavic??
i doubt we would leave goodison park with a clean sheet today.
this is expecting anderson, van persie and young to come in later when the going gets sticky! fellaini would maul carrick aerially! this is a tough match without rio, smalling, evans and jones!

[quote author=Mr_TA]RVP on bench: De Gea; Valencia Carrick Vidic Evra; Nani Cleverley Scholes Kagawa; Welbeck Rooney[/quote]we have the strongest bench in europe! berbatov, young, rafael, anderson, van persie, etc

scholes in the middle?

[quote author=Mr_TA]RvP Starts alongside Rooney. Carrick in central defence?

Or maybe not...[/quote]------------de gea-----------
valencia - carrick - vidic - evra
------scholes-----cleverley-----
---nani -- rooney -- kagawa---
-----------welbeck------------

debosky: ^^ I don't have time for watching ex-players' goal reels.

I'm currently studying Giroud's 21 goals last season to figure out which type he'll score against Stoke at the weekend.

giroud? he's shyte!

debosky, i dedicate this video to you...eid mubarak


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVzsSNDWRig

debosky: Moderakina how far with the extermination of the mental patient? I hear a few more complaints about its peculiar disease spreading.

if the extermination process isn't going to work, you can send him to clifford orji's cell in kiri-kiri!

debosky: Apparently the 'final solution' that was administered is a slow release poison that will gradually take effect. If no improvement is observed in the next two weeks, the dosage will be increased.

slow poison? why not buy a 12-guage shotgun and exterminate the ish once and for all? it would be a travesty if i have to bear the nuisance for the next 9 months.

Wrong - I have annihilated the scavenging offspring of Sharon countless times. . . .so much so that I now simply look upon his gaunt frame with pity. There are fewer and fewer scraps to feed on here, unless he wants a taste of psychotic 1025.

for feck's sake - who is sharon?
this is about the 6745th time people would link me to him/her. annihilated me countless times?
debosky, have you been daydreaming?

chamotex: Fellaini is doubtful . . . hopefully he doesn't make it.
He has terrorised us in the last couple of games but Vida is back now

fletcher played another 90 mins with the under-21 squad against stoke on saturday!!
are you still in doubt fletcher is few weeks away from the senior team?

BlueDiva: Actually, sane people shouldn't converse with you.
You have the IQ of a sheep.

I don't care if it is Mikel that feeds your lineage, my opinion stands.
You should spend more time getting an education rather than lazying around NL. Free advice.

this is a bit rich coming from a diva that feels coogar is foul mouthed!

you just dissed a man old enough to be your uncle. 1025 will be 63 in november. he's married with children and you have the chutzpah to say he needs education? would you say this to his face in the real world? bluediva, apologise now before 1025 curses you with his grey strands of beard!!!!

StarBoard: @coogar,
Give it a rest.it's not worth it.

i rest when i start fights - i don't rest when the fight is brought to my door step
check the genesis of the brawl - she called me out and trust me, you will never see me walk away from a call out. she wants it, i will give it out in good measure - pressed down and violently shaken together!

Cristalz: @Coogar
Well, hello there, raving lunatic. Read your drivel and instantly lost my breakfast. Ew!

everybody i know would lose their appetite with the kinda breakfast you have....
so don't blame me, blame the quality of your food.

If you're looking for some humpin' go to your usual dog pound 'n quit propositioning me on a public internet forum. The height of desperation.
I'm sure some rabid canine would take pity on you.

this is a bit rich coming from a zany acting maniac who's comfortable talking about my balls on a public forum. epitome of a firewood background!

I see that even after claiming you don't interact with "my type" you still find my posts irresistible.

if i find em resistible, the tone would be different but my middle finger is waving at you, so you can go phuck yourself - nicely!

I repeat, your brains and your balls switch places regularly. Already told you what to do if your basket-like mind goes into hump-starved mode.
Idiotic narcissist.

yet again, the woman with the issue of blood loves my balls! ewwww,
some mothers do have them - cristalz is suffering from down syndrome!

1025: i am just happy that folks here are beginning to observe what i observed months ago. these two things(coogar and starboard) need at least six months holidays with yaba mental rehab. they lack respect for both men and women. they don't talk much of football. i am ever willing and ready to help in any way i can to bring the two back to human levels. so if anyone is making any plans towards that, i will make myself available any day and any time.

why is this paramecium still existing? i thought debosky said it would be exterminated once the season kicks off. i guess in your household, manners weren't taught and you then carry on to display the same agbero attitude of putting your broken nose where you weren't invited - you are a tool! go and study "brighter grammar" first before you can even qualify to comment on this thread. contrary to what you think, i don't engage in a diatribe with sub-literate tools with buck tooth!

Sagamite: I will think about the variety of contexts where wishes are not desires in you-must-kill-me-today-land, how change of desire means the same thing in delusionland dictionaries and how we never debated on "change your desire".

"I no go gree, you must kill me today"!

oh not again---
sagamite wants to pounce on his neighbour's wife. he desires to have her on all fours and [color=#000000]b[/color]ang her till she's sore. so he mans up, takes a stroll to the neighbour's house and.....wait, her husband is around.....sagamite sensing the inappropriateness of his mission engages his self-control gear and asks for a glass of iced water instead of grabbing the lass - you are saying your self control has not changed/controlled/altered/modified/dictated your desire?

i'm out!!

afrodoc: lol.maybe kagawa? but actually scholes in a 3 man midfield gives us all d merits of scholes without his demerits.imagine clev nd ando doing all d donkey work while scoles as a luxury just comes short and starts pinging d ball 60 yards to nani and rvp.
his preseason dispay against barca was a clinic of spiritual long range passing

goodison park is a small pitch though so scholes would be a disadvantage rather than an advantage....on a smaller pitch, he's easier to press and when you press scholes, he's impregnable!

in all honesty, we should forget about starting the vets in hostile grounds like goodison park. the home crowd are too close to the pitch and they always influence referee's decisions with the way they scream at every challenge. anderson, cleverley and kagawa to supply the ammo for the strikers!

Sagamite: No one can dictate to you what your desire should be.

I can not dictate you should love morbidly obese women. I can not change your desire in women. I can't prescribe to you what kind of women you should desire, your desire will still remain your desire. It will not change.

laws can change all that! self control can change all that!
self control is obeying a law or a moral code that governs you and the rest they say is history!

So simples.
But, hey, in the world where wishes are not desires in some context, maybe not that simple.

seriously, it's getting tedious now - the turning point in this argument was when you shifted the post in your own ink that laws cannot control one's desire. since then, this debate has not moved an inch----so go cop a nap, think about my intellectual javelin travelling n stabbing you in the abdomen, then come back with a meaty rebuttal otherwise - i don't have any reason to comment about this ish anymore!

that said, i am glad you have been body-bagged!

Cristalz: @Coogar
Now you conveniently leave your stupid "Rafael is burnt out" statement out, which is what I was disputing.
Oscar was to show you that if he is not burnt out, why should Rafael be burnt out.
Afrodoc pitied you and included Sandro, who played for 90 minutes.

rafael is burnt out, fergie said so....are you so idiotic to argue with facts? rafael da silva completed 90 mins in all the matches brazil played @ the olympics bar the final where he played for 85 mins.....sandro completed only one match out of 6 brazil played, he was subbed in the other 5 games so this point even ridicules you further!

i told you - you are [color=#000000]r[/color]etarded!

Instead of admitting your dumbness (I'm sure you'd rather sell your soul to Lucifer first), you switched to 'starting' and 'subs' and 'ending' in a bid to wiggle yourself out of it like the slimy agama lizard that you are.

a player that started would enjoy more minutes than the one starting from the bench(injury permitting)! oscar played for 26 mins, would he have been subbed in the 26th minute if he had started? cristalz, you are a leprechaun! logic evades you!

If you are so high-and-mighty selective, why are your balls getting in a twist over my responses?

surprise surprise - she's talking about my balls
i bet you fantasise about having it licked every night - leave my balls alone, you would never get hold of them!

Truth hurts, and your tears and tantrums are evidence of that.
Go suck on your diseased thumb while hugging a picture of your favorite p*edophile if it makes you feel better.

woe betides whoever turned you into a chewing stick gnawing peasant! how did his happen? who broke your heart? roflmao!!

You are still a stupid, dull, sexist neanderthal with a monumental ego whose brains and balls trade places regularly.

here we go again...
my balls again? keep my scrotum away from your lustful mind.....
balls balls balls - yeah, i would have let you have a taste of them if you are not a leprechaun carrying hiv!!

Sagamite: Explicitly stated what dictate means when I repeatedly said "change your desire".

prescribe with authority = "change"

my ribs don finish
i am in [color=#000000]f[/color]ucking stitches here....somebody help me, sagamite just murdered the language!

[quote author=dipo+]The point is Imbertov is a waste. If not, getting RvP who he is better than (according to you) wouldn't be necessary. RvP isn't going to deputize - he is going to replace[/quote]a scorer of 20 pure premier league goals can't be a waste! even last season, he scored more goals than the number of starts he copped! there's no striker in arsenal better than berbatov since henry was in his pomp! if you think giroud, poldoski, park, bendtner, etc are better than dimitar, i cannot help you.....

Sagamite: Wow! Can't see control desire there.

Where is my specsavers?

It seems it is that delusion of saying behaviour is the same thing as desire in delusionland that is causing confusion. Red is black!

But, Olopa, don't arrest coogar because I never said "change your desire". We never discussed that. We are in delusionland.



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Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

"I no go gree, you must kill me today"!

hahahaha - sagamite has copped his nocturnal brainfarts again.
now lemme bury you in your own puke....

dictate
v. dic·tat·ed, dic·tat·ing, dic·tates
v.tr.
1. To say or read aloud to be recorded or written by another: dictate a letter.
2.
a. To prescribe with authority; impose: dictated the rules of the game.
b. To control or command: "Foreign leaders were . . . dictated by their own circumstances, bound by the universal imperatives of politics" (Doris Kearns Goodwin).
v.intr.
1. To say or read aloud material to be recorded or written by another: dictated for an hour before leaving for the day.
2. To issue orders or commands.
n. (dktt)
1. A directive; a command.
2. A guiding principle: followed the dictates of my conscience.

sagamite, this is the 2nd time i am letting you know dictate = control!
or does dictate means "change"?
i am the rain man!!!

Cristalz: Oh my, what a tantrum. You must be exhausted.
I can picture you banging your head on your keyboard and throwing your dinner at the tv in frustration. LOL

keep blowing air in your own arse that i am throwing temper tantrums - asswax!

You know what, you are good with stats but common sense apparently eludes ya. Simple reasoning makes you sweat buckets. It's sad, really.
Everyone else here has gotten my point except Your Royal Stupidity.

your tactless point?
oscar did not start
oscar is your reference point
therefore, rafael would start??

even in a parallel universe where dumbos like you populate, this would be seen as the most idiotic logic ever!!!
cristalz, you need brain tonic!!

If you haven't gotten the point, I guess you never will.
Dumb neanderthal.

i can't see the point, cos you made none.
matter of fact, you just reminded me one-tenth of the square root of my iq is beyond you!

BTW, it's a public forum, asswipe. Google the word 'public' if you're at sea.
You don't want responses to your posts, ask Chamo to hide 'em for ya right after you hit 'submit'.

i know it's public but i mind the people who engage me in verbal intercourse. if my chalk leader sees me debating with a twit, i would get punished. being caught in a debate with you is worse than necrophilia so in that wise, i hope i speak for all and sundry when i ask you, with all due respect, to [color=#000000]f[/color]uck off!

[quote author=dipo+]City is in a world of their own. They are known to buy players just to keep those players from joining rival clubs.

Mascherano is technically a CB in barca, so getting Song to deputize when Busquets' wife feels h0rny makes sense.

But in Manure, there's already Rooney, Welbeck, Chicarito and Imbertov... The only reason for signing a proven striker in addition to these is admitting that the one's on ground have not delivered especially imbertov who scores 4 goals in one game and walks around the field like a linesman in the next 3 games knowing it will still amount to 1 goal/game ratio.
If its the same imbertov you claimed is a better player than RvP, singing RvP wouldn't make any sense. You think, Coo[/quote]89 league goals and united's strikers didn't deliver?

[quote author=Efemena_xy]I don hear. Oya keep massaging that over inflated ego of yours o! [/quote]egos? my egos are smaller than a mustard seed!
efemena - come over here and tell me how you mow the lawn - vertical or horizontal stripes?

Cristalz: Now I know you are quite stupid. Seems I have to spell everything out in black 'n white for ya.

that is if you realize stupidity flows in your blood plasma!

Are you in Di Matteo's mind? How do you know that Oscar not being in the starting line-up was due to fatigue??

unlike you, i am privy to some information that are superior to your thought process!

Did his performance resemble that of a fatigued person? Dude, your cranial nerve endings need rewiring.

duh - that's the point
he did not start so he wouldn't look fatigued. playing for 26 mins as a sub is different from starting a game!

You lied that Rafael was "burnt out", which he isn't. Oscar was my reference point in disputing your dull declaration. If you cannot understand that, your brains and balls must have switched sides again.

thanx again for exposing your blatant stupidity....oscar did not start and he's your reference point. so why then do you think rafael would start if oscar was indeed your reference point? you are a cuntbucket!

First you write Rafael off 'cos he is "burnt out", then you turn around now and say "I put up a starting lineup not an ending lineup". You really suck.

alex ferguson said so himself - pay attention to details!!
i didn't ask for your misguided opinions when i put my team prediction up, but like a stinking pinnochio that you are, your beak had to take a dip in my soup! valencia was in my starting line up cos i am sure rafael is fatigued to start. i never said he cannot start from the bench or he's crippled! jeeeez, you just want to attach yourself by force - high libido, i guess!!!

Add 'future owner of Man Utd football club' sef if it brings you joy. Ode oshi.

if you have the itch, find a playmate to scratch it for you.....

Sagamite: "Change of desire" is not what we are discussing only if the thread is not LITTERED with me harping about laws don't "change your desire".

There is a context, somewhere in delusionland, where a wish is not a desire.

"I no go gree, you must kill me today" arguments!

Sagamite: You see, my people, laws do not dictate desires, it only controls behaviour. And sometimes if the power is not sufficient, people will not behave like the law requested (e.g. Nigeria) because they believe the leaders/authority do not have the means or competence to enforce the law. They resist the law and do as they wish. Lets not forget, wish is another word for desire.
Saga = badd arse!

the metropolitan police are looking for the author of the post above, there's a £500,000 bounty reward for whoever finds the author of the post above. the number to call is 0-800-0-COOGAR!!!

lalaboi: ANy of you muchachos know if Ferdinand will play 2mrw>? Interested cos i dont want him to. Fantasy league things

rio is 50-50
check his tweets. if he's silent then it means he would play cos he would be in the team hotel right now. if he's tweeted in the last 6 hours, then forget it. he is not in the travelling squad!

Cristalz: The point is, Rafael is not "burnt out", according to you. He is fit and ready and can play for 90 minutes. You really should kick the habit of making ill-thought statements whenever it suits you.

again? even after your oscar example made you look foolish? in case your frail mind missed the bus. i put up a starting line up not an "ending" line up. if oscar is too fatigued to start for chelsea, why would rafael start? cristalz, give up before i tie your long-neck to a moving vehicle!!!

I have as much right to be on this thread as any Utd fan...if you don't like it beg you-know-who to make you a mod.

absolutely!
you own the thread - i mean, who can stop you from coming here---
the man utd first lady herself: fergie's mistress, phelan's concubine, sir bobby's grand-daughter!!!

ileobatojo: OMG! You two are relentless. Coogar is wrong, Sagamite is right. There really is no doubt whatsoever. Time to move on, maybe??

judge judy has spoken! time to get my coat!!!

Sagamite: You obviously can't accept facts.

"I no go gree, you must kill me today"!

I will not waste my time. Facts is all I have! What is the point of debating with someone that never accepts facts!

accept facts? what do you call facts? the theories you pulled out of the stratosphere?
i don't just accept the things fed to me. my mind goes to work to peruse/digest, process and do some alpha/beta testing - if the theory stands after those tests then i will accept!

you were asking me to accept laws cannot control desires barely 2 days ago....now, you have admitted in your own ink that laws can actually control desires but it will not change it. imagine if i had taken your advice to accept "your" facts gullibly.....

sorry mate, i don't belong to that class of people who would accept anything served on their plate. in a debate with me, you'd better be at your sharpest!

[quote author=dipo+]Abeg... You have such a player and still needed to sign RvP. That guy imbertov is waste[/quote]barcelona have busquets and mascherano, and still signed alex song?
dipo, think hard.... another example, city had tevez, dzeko, balotelli and still signed aguero??

Sagamite: Admit it first, I will not waste my time with someone that cannot admit facts:
But desire is not behaviour, as I said?

desire is behaviour! the scriptures even back that up to the hilt
do you need a bible verse or are you going to say the holy book is a fraud?

And wish is a desire, contrary to what you claimed?

i remember adding the clause "in this context" when i said that but you can grapple at straws all they long. fill your boots, sagamu boy!!!

Self-control (controlling or restraining your desire) does not mean your desire has changed, am I right?

change of desire is not what we argued, we argued if the law can control one's desire!
you said no, i said yes and the theory of self control destroyed your 200,000-word thesis!

bow down to me - cos i am your maker!!!

[quote author=dipo+]Bid for Imbertov
You taking a piss right? That imbecyl is falls behind Welbeck and Chika[/quote]a golden boot winner - scorer of 20 pure goals in the premier league!
gunners are missing the bargain of the century!

Sagamite: Here are very short points:

But desire is not behaviour, as I said?

And wish is a desire, contrary to what you claimed?

Self-control (controlling or restraining your desire) does not mean your desire has changed, am I right?

see blatant change of stance ----
sagamite, did you not say laws don't control desires? are you going to lie on a public forum that you did not type that? [color=#000000]f[/color]ucking hell!

you should have just walked away from this when you had the chance but your dickwaving attitude wouldn't let you. see, coogar is like the quicksand and you don't have enough wisdom - the man who gives coogar resistance sinks the quickest, na simple physics!

if you ace me in any debate, i would kill myself!

Cristalz: Truth hurts, deal with it.
Your IQ seems to have gone single digit...is pre-season same as the actual EPL season?
The perspective is a lot different when therez an actual trophy at stake, dumbo.
And who said Rafael is burnt out? Was it you that burnt him out?? You've started with your delusional statements again.
If Oscar could play today, why not Rafael?

of course, oscar started for chelsea today....
too much oestrogen has messed up your brain cells!

And, I think it's over an hour you've spent tryna impress me on dem threads. I'll be generous and rate you 0.5/100.
If that's your way of excusing yourself, well, may all you meet find ways to make and keep you miserable. Wish you sweet Legion-infested dreams.

i have excused myself - go play somewhere too and stop stalking!