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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:37pm On Mar 01, 2012

afrodoc:
coogar using your definition of world class,since zidane couldnt walk into united's first 11 without arguments(according to u) r u saying he was not world class in 99?

in 1999, zidane wasn't world class.
his world class status was in patches.

world class in 98, dead n buried in 99. . .
world class in 2000, utter w@nk in 2001 & 2002(lucky to score a good volley in champions league final) and the media went overdrive. he had a stinker in 2002 world cup. . .he was injured but when he played, he did nothing.

zidane's best tournament for me was actually in 2006.
had france won that tournament, zidane would have eclipsed maradona's 86 world cup feat.
my point is a player can hit good form to be called world class and then dips( to become almost anonymous thus creating a zig-zag pattern in his performance on a graph.

rooney could fluctuate between being a world class striker to being the shittiest striker ever.
some players are like this but then you have some players who continue to deliver the highest quality year in year out.
messi, ronaldo, xavi, iniesta - these players don't lose form. they always deliver.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:28pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
In which games did Klose start behind Gomez in the last 2 years?

is that the reason no german footballer has won anything on the continent in 11 yrs? grin

zidane is the best "10". zidane ko, sardine ni. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:11pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
Drugs alert. Hart would bench Neuer. Cleverly would bench Khedira? have you gone to rehab?

who is samir khedira? he doesn't even start for madrid. lass, pepe(defender) and alonso are preferred.
neuer is overrated. joe hart is miles better. how many goals has neuer conceded in bundesliga, how many has hart conceded?

Gerard would bench Klose because Gerard is a striker like Klose? rather it should be Gerrard would bench Neuer since Gerard is a Keeper Cleverly wuld bench Gotze, Reus. You are a disgrace to rhesus monkeys globally

klose plays behind gomez . . .gerrard plays behind rooney.
gerrard can play as a supporting striker. who is gotze? another german player brought to light by the german hype machine.
he's good but not great. on balance, cleverley is miles better.

That is what happens when you watch games on pages of newspapers. Vs Bayern and Man Utd.
Madrid was useless that season up till that point and Man Utd dominated them especially at Old trafford.

dominated who?
dominated them and they raced to 3 goals at old trafford before united could muster a goal?
are you mentally ill? grin

Madrids last 2 goals were counters after United camped in their half with Karanka and co having games of their lives. Carlos got turned by Beckham for the goal though
The psycho-analysis of Roy Keane

oh shut up. . . .does it matter how a goal is scored?
madrid were the away team at old trafford - some measure of caution was applied but they battered united.
but for a dodgy penalty scored later, the score should have remained 3-1.

Does it matter who was top scorer? Jardel was also joint top scorer what point does that prove?

jardel in 2000 is better than any german striker bar gerd muller.

Since you didnt watch Iker in 2000, Can you ask ppl who watched those games?
What does this tripe mean?

i saw iker in 2000. he was rubbish.
a season later, he was permanently on the bench for cesar sanchez until cesar got injured and there was no one else to play but him.
he became better as he grew in the shirt.

the statement reads dayokanu = dorkkanu. grin

dayokanu:
I see that you have revolutionalised stupidity.

that would be the same stupidity that conceived you. grin

the source is mightier than any revolution. mr dayo that claimed torres is older than van persie. grin

In 2000-2002 Kahn and Buffon were world class. Would Buffon walk into the German team of 2002 without arguments?

without a doubt. . . .
kahn and buffon would divide opinions. in 1999, kahn and schmeichel would divide opinions.
messi and ronaldo divide opinions. . . .there are some people who still believe strongly ronaldo is the better player without arguments.

In 1998-2003, Zidane was the best 10, Does that mean there are no 10 in the world worthy of being World class? if there are, Would they walk into a team that already has Zidane ?

this tool has started again with the best 10. what is 10?

and who told you zidane was the unanimous best 10 in the world in that period? are you a fool?
zidane was the best 10 and yet roy keane disgraced him in turin in 1999. what a 10?
would zidane walk into united's 99 treble winning team? best 10 my foot!!!! who would zidane bench then? scholes or keane?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:55pm On Mar 01, 2012

afrodoc:
and d best player for madrid in 2000 wasn't casillas d goal keeping hero or raul d top scorer,it was definitely redondo who had his annus mirabilis.men dt left peg of his was on something else during dt period,he would hv bin a great fit for dis current barca team

redondo was the craftsman but someone still had to score the chances created.
raul was good value for money. 10 champions league goals nor be beans.

afrodoc:
maldini definitely world class at 20.dt he wasnt d best defender in his club doesn't mean he wasnt world class since he was playing in one of d all time defence line ups led by one of d best defenders of all time.
bergomi too was world class at 20 and on his way to be an all time great.

i agree bergomi was world class at 19. he was a starter for italy in 82 world cup final at 18 and he murdered german strikers.
littbarski, fischer, rummenigge, etc stayed in his shorts until breitner scored from a goal mouth scramble later in the game.
matter of fact, take this e-handshake for remembering bergomi.

i wouldn't call maldini world class in 88. i could name a dozen defenders better than him then.
where would maldini be in euro 88 amongst the finest of defenders/sweepers in europe then?
let's not misuse the word "world class". a world class player should walk into any starting xi without arguments.

paolo maldini would not play for holland, germany, brazil, argentina or russia in 1988.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fernando Torres Vs Robin Van Persie: Who's Better by coogar: 8:47pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
Well There is little one can do about your situation

Everyone who read my statement understood what I meant that RvP when he was in doldrums was young and younger players have the better chance of recovery from bad form than older players

I cant help you with analytical reasoning at your age

so rvp was young at 26? the same age torres was at the world cup when you slated him?
if van persie could bounce from his doldrums at 26, why hasn't torres recovered from his since his form started suffering at 26?

mr dayokanu - you don't make sense!
your stupidity in megawatts would certainly solve the electricity problems in all the 3rd world nations.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:39pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
Who would they bench please enlighten me.
German line up Neuer- Boateng- Hummels, badstuber, Lahm - Khedira-Schweinsteiger- Muller,Ozil, Reus/Gotze- Klose
Hart would bench Neuer, Lampard would bench Khedira, Gerrard bench Schweinsteiger, Ashley Cole bench Lahm, Cleverly bench Ozil or how?
Please who is your weed supplier? He has been mixing subsidized fuel with that ish

hart would definitely bench neuer. . . .lampard/cleverley would bench khedira, gerrard would bench klose, lahm and ashley cole is a toss up.
lahm plays on both flanks and he would walk into the england set up. cleverley would bench gotze/reus/kroos.

If you didnt watch those games ask those who watched. In all those 4 q and semi final Madrid was under the cosh for most of the time.

you're a miserable sod.
madrid were never under the cosh against united and bayern.
both teams self-destructed and got swept away. redondo murdered both teams.

Actually it was counted as an upset for madrid to beat bayern and Man Utd given their horrible form that season. man Utd battered therm and many in Old trafford believed Man Utd would still win even after keanes own goal.
Despite that I was hoping Madrid would win, it was until Redondo disgraced Berg for raul to score that i could really celebrate

buhahahaha.
the own goal ruined united. maybe if someone else had scored the own goal, keane would have rallied back cos of his mental strength.
however, it was the perfectionist himself(roy keane) that made the tremendous error of scoring into his own net. the heads of the others went down and conceded 2 more goals criminally before the normal english fight back started - by then madrid had lost interest in competing and just coasted till the final whistle.

The Raul, Morientes etc that could barely scrape out of the group? The same Madrid that was embarrased 8-3 aggregates in the groups by Bayern and needed a last matchday victory over Rosenborg to qualify? You are a toad!!

raul was the joint top scorer in that particular competition.
morientes also scored 6 goals in the same competition.
you are a troglodyte - you know nada about european football. . . . .you read complete football, i watched live games so keep it shut.

You should be the gold standard for stupidity. If a team has 2 world class keeper without injury, Would they play the 2 at the same time?

but spain didn't have 2 world class keepers. . . . .casillas was not world class in 2000.
he wasn't even as good as the current david de gea as at 2000. . . . . .stop overhyping nonsense.
canizares was miles better and i could count 12 different goalies all over the world better than iker.

If Buffon and Kahn were from the same country in 2002, Would the 2 play at the same time?
How many minutes did Oliver Kahn play in France 1998.

back to the ebonics again. . . .
canizares was the better goalkeeper. casillas was the young goalie playing for the biggest team in the world.
it was canizares that started for spain in euro 2000 few months later after casillas(saved real madrid to win europe's most coveted trophy according to dorkkanu) grin

Casilass was benched because he has an equally good keeper in Canizares ahead of him who was also more experienced

casillas was benched because he wasn't good at all. he was a rookie.
the season that followed madrid's victory in the champions league competition, casillas was demoted due to his army of eye-catching errors and cesar sanchez was the number one goalkeeper @ real madrid. matter of fact, cesar's injury was the reason casillas got the starting shirt back again almost a year later.

yes, let's pretend casillas is world class because he kept the goal for the biggest team in europe.
dayokanu - football is not your forte, try vulcanizing. grin

the day you win an argument on football matters, i would swallow cyanide, you this homoerotic vermin!

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Family › Re: Mother In-law Snatched My New Born Baby by coogar: 8:17pm On Mar 01, 2012

Naijaklef:
Hello NairaLanders,

Please i need your advice! , my wife and my new born baby was taken away from the hospital by her mother
simply because i don't allow her to tell me what to do in my home.
I dont always accept her instructions.I don't give her as much money she deserves.

However, she has being telling people that her reason was because i can not take of my wife properly. can u imagine!
This is woman that have stayed with for lyk 2years now and she has never lacked anything. We did not have any issue before leaving the house until she came to hospital and poisened my wife mind and convinced her to go with her.

My Family and elders of the church intervened but they were insulted and asked to leave
My wife isn't helping matters now because she has been brainwashed by her family. Last time i saw my baby was in the hospital which was about 6month ago.

Our marriage preparation was full of demands from her mother. She asked for so many stuff which was given to her without holding back.
All i get in return is to punish me by taken my wife and my child away.

Please, i need your advice, what can i do?

i can't believe this. . . .
your mother in law kidnapped your wife and your baby and you are here begging for help?
gather around 50,000 naira - lead a squad of mobile policemen armed to the teeth to the house and retrieve your baby.

lock your mother-in-law up in panti or alagbon for a weekend to know you won't tolerate such nonsense from her.
what has suddenly happened to the average nigerian man?
have you guys traded your balls for a pot of porridge?

no mother in law would try such nonsense with me? my baby? my first child?
biko, heads would roll.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fernando Torres Vs Robin Van Persie: Who's Better by coogar: 8:07pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
I expect normal humans to understand not those with IQ in on the left side on the number line

dayo has resorted to ebonics. . . .

dayokanu telling us van persie is younger than torres.
what a shame!

read your statement again. . .

dayokanu: For RvP he had the advantage of being young and was always injured
fernadud Torres would be 28 in less than 3 weeks, He has been a failure for both club and country for close to 2 years

you know nothing about football - instead of you to admit your goof, you are busy scraping the barrel.
you opined van persie had the advantage of being young and was also injured. . . . .and torres wld be 28 in 3 weeks. . .

who clocked 28 first? van persie.
at what age is van persie delivering top quality football? 28.
if van persie can do it at 28 yrs of age going to 29 - what stops torres from replicating such form at 28/29?

mr dayokanu, stop scraping the barrel.
your moronic self thought torres was older than rvp until i brought you back to life.
i have told you to start pubic hair plaiting instead of discussing football.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:01pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
Fact is Mertersacker conceded more goals in the BL than in the EPL. That was someone that was the object of ridicule in the german media now starting for a top 4 side in Engerland

arsenal are better than any team in bundesliga apart from bayern.
and in arsenal, koscielny and vermaelen are better than metresacker. even a toad knows that in england.

Fact is Phil Jones, Smalling, Evans would never get a german U21 call up. Infact No one in the whole England set up currently(maybe except Rooney) would make the bench of any german side

they would all walk into the under 21 call up.
gerrard, lampard, rooney, ashley cole, joe hart, welbeck, cleverley, etc would play for the german team.

Top Performers? You must be a m0ron Top Performers yet couldnt make top 4 in La Liga

what is this tool talking about?
how did they win the champions league if they weren't top performers?

IAsk those who were old enough to watch games then. Casilass was the a top performer and actuially saved madrid in that tourney especially in the quarters and Semis.

quarters and semis when jeremies scored an own goal?
roy keane also scored an own goal which resulted to a vital away goal for real madrid at old trafford.
madrid had scored 3 goals before united scored 2 goals. casillas did squat in the q-finals, man utd just self-destructed after keane's own goal.

How many saves does Valdez makes in a game? compare that to Casilass in year 2000

casillas wasn't making any save in 2000.
madrid was criminally talented. . . the triumvirate of raul, morientes and anelka were good value.
salgado and roberto carlos were kingpins not to forget redondo and you are here mentioning a non-existent casillas at 19.
if casillas was world class in 2000 - can you kindly explain why he was an unused substitute few months later in euro 2000?

you are a goat!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fernando Torres Vs Robin Van Persie: Who's Better by coogar: 7:43pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
You are expected to use your brain to process issues and not be spoon fed There is no one here who wont understand what I was posting

i don't.
van persie was 27 before he could score a dozen league goals. . . .
and your poor excuse was he's young and he's perptually injured?

27 yrs?
let's be honest - you are a cretinous twit.
how can you open your mouth and argue like this in public?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fernando Torres Vs Robin Van Persie: Who's Better by coogar: 7:34pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
Surely your teachers should be given the Ibori treatment.

How old was van perfie when he was in sixes and seves? definitely not 28

the phaggot cannot even type correctly now that the heat is on him.
how old was van persie when he was scoring low figures? what did i tell you about player development trajectories?

strikers have different peaks n troughs in their development.
you are too intellectually lazy to process this fact. that van persie scored 6s/7s in his early/mid-20s does not mean every striker would follow suit.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fernando Torres Vs Robin Van Persie: Who's Better by coogar: 7:27pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
For RvP he had the advantage of being young and was always injured
fernadud Torres would be 28 in less than 3 weeks, He has been a failure for both club and country for close to 2 years
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2108602/Fernando-Torres-Euro-hopes-hit-Roberto-Soldado-hat-trick.html#ixzz1ntG0kiLJ

yet more brain-farts from dayokanu. i have counted about 20 in the past week.
so you mean torres has never been injured in his career? this boy's intelligence keeps vaporising. grin

dayo telling us van persie is young yet van persie is older than torres. grin

torres would be 28 in less than 3 weeks, van persie clocked 28 in the summer of last year.

i reiterate, you should donate your brains to the apes. grin

goof merchant! grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:22pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
I have always known you are clueless when it comes to European football.

Phil Jones better than badstuber? Even Djorou, Mertersacker, Smalling, John Evans? If those were to be Germans they wont even make the U21. When Howedes isnt guaranteed a shirt, When even the same Mertersacker isnt guaranteed a shirt yet he is better than badstuber who is one of the first defenders to be chosen?

you are a big buffoon - smalling/johhny evans/phil jones are all better than badstuber.
who is badstuber in the realm of things. . . . metresacker - a defence kingpin in germany is smelling his baptism of fire in the premier league now.
germany is light in the defence - it's an open secret!

You are very clueless
Who doesnt know the exploits of Casilass at age 19< Casilass was one of the top performers in a mediocre madrid team that won the CL in 2000. Comparing Casilass of 2000 to Da Silva? Why not compare them to Deinde fernandez?

he wasn't.
he was just a young player starting for the biggest team in the world. . . . .unless you're a nanny goat. . .
salgado, roberto carlos, campo, redondo, raul, steve mcmanaman, morientes, anelka. . . .those were the top performers then.
if you think casillas was world class in 2000 then you're not fit to discuss football on these pages. casillas better than van der sar, toldo, barthez, etc.
are you this moronic?

Like i told you, if you dont know ask questions

it's you with the brain-farts.
that casillas was a goalie for the best team in the world doesn't make him world class. . . .canizares of valencia was better in 2000.
valdez has been barcelona's goalie for ages - you wouldn't put him in the list of top 5 goalies presently.

in 20 yrs time, your son would tell his mates valdez was also world class in 2006. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fernando Torres Vs Robin Van Persie: Who's Better by coogar: 7:02pm On Mar 01, 2012

ritchboy:
^^ First comment:

RvP has ALWAYS had more ability than Torres, na today?

except that you were alive as at the time this comment was made and you made no argument to back van persie then.
the christino that made that first comment did out of club patriotism, he couldn't have meant it.

dayokanu actually said van persie should be compared to nicklas bendtner.
it's funny how the football world changes.

one of these days, torres is going to make y'all swallow the vomitus.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:57pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
Badstuber would not play for a top 4 team in Engerland yet Gary Cahill does, David Luiz does, Phil Jones does, Chris Smalling, John Evans, Per mertersacker, Djourou etc all play for top 4

phil jones is 50 times better than badstuber.
all the players you have mentioned are miles better than badstuber.

No wonder none of the top 4 player could play a decent World cup while Badstuber and Boateng were playing Semis

no wonder no german player of this generation has won anything on the continent in 11 yrs.
what a disgrace!!

Iker Casillas was already a world class goalkeeper at 19, paolo Maldini was already world class at 20

none of them wasworld class at these ages. casillas wasn't even better than canizares for spain in 2000. stop lying to us.
casillas was a goalkeeper for madrid at 19, he wasn't world class then because at 19. . . . . .schmeichel, oliver khan, vitor baia, toldo, rustu, barthez and van der sar were all better. that's only in europe - i won't even mention south america.

as for maldini, i can only laugh at your illiteracy.
maldini wasn't even the best defender for his team(baresi, costacurta) - let alone be a world class player at 20(1988).
maldini was better than koeman, rijkaard, kohler, brehme, sensini, branco, aldair, augenthaler, etc?

If you dont know, Ask questions

you're a tool. . . . .
if casillas was world class in 2000, da silva brothers are also world class. grin

so because a young player plays for a winning team suddenly makes him world class? what a tyke!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fernando Torres Vs Robin Van Persie: Who's Better by coogar: 6:32pm On Mar 01, 2012

funny how the world of football can be.

not even one soul disputed van persie was better than torres when this thread was made. . . .
but if we ask the same set of fans now, they would say robin van persie is 500 times better. grin

torres would shine again without a doubt.
he joined the wrong club and he's currently in a spanish set-up that is even slower than chelsea.
both spain and chelsea don't use width!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:20pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
Robben was signed in 2007, Sneijder was signed at a similar time, As ear;y as 2007 Ronaldo was already angling for a move to Madrid

angling a move that real madrid could not afford? you are a blatant liar!!!
without florentino perez, madrid would never have signed cristiano. the florentino era marked another galactico era.
if you dunno your football, start a business in pubic hair plaiting.

And you wonder why they call you retardo? How old was Badstuber, Boateng Khedira etc. Baines 27yrs Cahill 26yrs are definitely older than them

khedira is a midfielder - shut up.
badstuber would not play in any of the top four teams in england and boateng? that was kicked out of man city as he couldn't displace kompany, kolo toure, etc?

at 18, rooney was terrorizing defences in europe at large. if he was a defender, he wouldn't even smell the reserves, let alone start for england.
at 19, luiz ronaldo was the best player on the planet, if he was a defender or a goalkeeper, he wouldn't even be considered. wealth of experience is needed in the defence department that no young player can bring. name me a world class defender at 20 in the history of association football!

younger players are preferred in the attack than in the defence - even a kid of 5 knows this but dayokanu whose brains have been caked in by ogbomosho sun wouldn't know jack!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:04pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
Kicked out of Chelsea you put the capital M in M0ron

Someone made a 35m move to Madrid and you said was kicked out? Kicked out to the dream club of most players? Do one get kicked to a higher club? Maybe UNILAG can kick you to Harvard

he was kicked out and as at the time robben left for real madrid, madrid were shyte in europe then. it was a dumping site for premier league teams, you homoerotic neophyte! so van nistelrooy also left unilag for havard? david beckham also left unilag for havard? you are a billy goat!!!

Maybe Ronaldo was kicked to Madrid, Alonso was kicked to madrid, Fabregas was kicked to barca, Kaka was kicked to madrid, Benzema was kicked by Lyon to madrid, Sneijder and Huntelaar was kicked by Ajax to Madrid,

it was a different era in the time of ronaldo and alonso, you retardo! ramon calderon had a different concept.
in the ronaldo era, florentino perez is the difference unlike when madrid were signing quacks like robben, old ruud, robinho, baptista, etc.

when the real superstars were signed, robben could not stand the heat. . . grin

the most overrated Arrow by a country mile.

Like afrodoc said you need to trade that content of your skull for a plate of gbegiri

yours would do a perfect trade if they substitute your brain cells with 10ml of camel's s[i]e[/i]men

dayokanu:
^^ Whats the total number of caps Muller and Ozil had before ravaging the 3 rats of Engerland in Summer 2010?

yet more idiotic comments from the lips of dayokanu. . . . .

muller and ozil in the attack in comparison to smalling/cahill/baines/jones in the defence. . . . .what a daft comparison!
have you sold your brain cells for a plate of fufu? young players usually do well in the attack as no experience is really needed in that department.
you need a wealth of experience in the defence and this is why older players usually occupy the defence. . .

you should donate your brain cells to the zombies.

Family › Re: Help My Mother-inlaw Asked My Husband To Walk Out Of Our Marriage by coogar: 1:46pm On Mar 01, 2012

[quote author=c.fours link=topic=881313.msg10303665#msg10303665 date=1330561101]keep exposing yourself.
now everybody knows that we need an electron microscope to see your e[i]recti[/i]on[/quote]you must have cobwebs in your central nervous system.
stay there and be gaping at people's erections. . . .what a tyke!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:12pm On Mar 01, 2012

dayokanu:
And whats good about Ashley Youngs goal?

Whats so spectacular about it?

ask the dutch defenders and their goalkeeper. . . .

dayokanu:
Starboard

You still think Robben is overrated?

Ask those who were in Wembley how he outshone the EPL top scorer even in Robbens bad form

robben is massively overrated. . . . .so he scored 2 goals against an inexperienced england defence and we should have a party.
how many international caps has smalling copped? gary cahill? leighton baines?

robben my foot - if he was good, he won't be kicked out of chelsea.
i am yet to see his name come up in the list of best players in the planet.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:53pm On Feb 29, 2012

Emperoh:
I hope the injury to Smalling ain't that serious.
Bigs ups to Ashley for that goal

who according to dayokanu, is not good enough. . .

since his come back, he scored at ajax, provided giggsy's assist at norwich and got the equalizer today before robben murdered leighton baines.
sometimes, you have to wonder what kind of brain fluids power dayokanu. . . . .i am sure it must be a bucket of camel's s[i]e[/i]men.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:16pm On Feb 29, 2012

StarBoard:
True on the bolded.
But Anderson and Fletcher over time have proved unreliable due to injuries.
2008/9 was the year of the trio. They did damage on all the top sides when we played them.
But now we have only Carrick as cover.As effective as he is,he needs someone who is reliable to play with and be even more effective.

i believe carrick and cleverley can do a job. anderson and cleverley can also do a job.
but we need the wounded ones to be brought to speed. it's sickening that we have more injured players than arsenal this season.
what is wrong with our medical team? jeeeez.

Politics › Re: Ibo And Yoruba Rivalry - Myths And Facts - Part 1 by coogar: 5:56pm On Feb 29, 2012

i said it. . . .okija juju should have been made the eze ndigbo of nairaland.
the boy packs more intelligence than the other igbo posters of nairaland - shame on the electoral officers that installed a laboratory muppet on us ndigbos.

okija juju - keep fighting
no letleat no sullenda.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:52pm On Feb 29, 2012

StarBoard:
Coogar I wish I could share your optimism, but montelik is right.
The wing play is masking our defects in the middle. Whenever our wingers don't get into stride, we tend to suffer.

my fellow comrade, it has always been like that since we lost hargreaves to injury.
then carlos quieroz came with the 3-man midfield of playing anderson-fletcher-carrick to give us a bit of cover to our back four. . .
quieroz left and fergie started playing 2 strikers - one ahead of the other in a 4-4-1 and 2-man midfield.

since then - carrick became a permanent defensive midfielder. . . .and his attacking quality got lost in that transition.
injuries to anderson, fletcher and cleverley hasn't helped. . . .scholes n giggsy are running on empty tank so we have no definite pattern.
i am still amazed fergie hasn't fixed this flaw cos he relies heavily on our wing play. we have the best pair of wingers in europe.

Family › Re: Help My Mother-inlaw Asked My Husband To Walk Out Of Our Marriage by coogar: 4:45pm On Feb 29, 2012

[quote author=c.fours link=topic=881313.msg10295988#msg10295988 date=1330488911]I do not support sex before marriage. but come on it's not rocket science. you don't need to have [i]se[/i]x to see an e[i]rec[/i]tion on a guy.[/quote]how would you see it? electron microscope?

see your mouth like puff puff
how many girls have you impregnated?

see your face like a tattoo drawn on a scrotum.
i have impregnated a dozen - so what are you going to do about it?

Politics › Re: Ibo And Yoruba Rivalry - Myths And Facts - Part 1 by coogar: 4:32pm On Feb 29, 2012

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=881517.msg10299534#msg10299534 date=1330524437]Kcswat

Fact: You like many other Igbos here know that I am indeed Igbo, but marvel at my ability to say the truth without bias or fear.
Fact: You did not witness the Biafran war, neither do you have personal stories close to home to tell about the war, but feel that you must support the cry baby Igbos just because that the cool thing amongst young Igbos.
Fact: You are mindless zombie who lacks the ability to speak for himself.
Fact: You know everything I said is indeed fact.
Fact: You are too much of a coward to admit that there is alot of truth in my Post.
Fact: If you disrespect me again, I shall not be this courteous.

Fact: You now think of yourself as my Hater, when you have indeed become one of my numerous groupie fans.
Fact: You love Okija. . . cool

Fact: I shall offer sacrifices on your behalf to the gods and pary they forgive your earlier transgressions towards their servant and great high priest.

Udo diri ghi, Nwannem woke'.

Long Live Nigeria, Long Live Anambra State, Long live Agukwu Nri.[/quote]nothing truer has ever been spoken on this forum.
okija-juju, take a bow son!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:17pm On Feb 29, 2012

montelik:
Honestly I feel we are sinking already. We need our wing play to bail us out and help mask d other inadequacies. Unless Nani and Young can hit top form, Park get back to his best, as well as Valencia returning from injury and continuing his stellar play till May, I am worried. Scholes is still looking fresh but playing 90 mins every week will soon catch up with him, very soon. Carrick already looked knackered against Norwich. Giggs is mostly below average every game but can come up with crucial result influencing contributions that mask d problems. We can't continue like this cause it might catch up eventually.

D europa cup only makes d fixture pile-up worse and with SAF refusing to bring up Pogba e.t.c to provide relief, he will continue taking gambles with his team selection even in PL fixtures and like against Blackburn it might cost us.

nani and ashley young provided the assists that scholes and giggs scored from.
the wing play is very much alive. it's just that our wingers have been struck with too many injuries!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 3:58pm On Feb 29, 2012

debosky:
Everything changed when Torres had two knee injuries with surgery with Liverpool - he's never really recovered from that both mentally and physically.
Anything else is just blowing hot air.

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lesd5aJSqg1qz7jn9.gif

Family › Re: Pregnancy: How Did This Happen Again? by coogar: 11:59am On Feb 29, 2012

rosefleurs:

Who's to say the ceiling fan you're sitting under won't fall down in the middle of the night while you sleep and cut you to shreds? Should we kill you now and save you from a joyful union with Tpia?

i can't remember the last time i sat under a ceiling fan so i won't be cut to shreds in a long while, you filthy rat!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=879488.msg10295821#msg10295821 date=1330482016]ok, i just read the whole page and noticed the usual crew at their theatrics again.
did you all just get back from the bar?
knock yourselves out.[/quote]tpia@, stop forming - you love the attention. grin

9 distinctions - you wan steal am? grin

ileobatojo:

no vex - i didn't really mean to do that. wink

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 11:53am On Feb 29, 2012

dayokanu:
How many penalties has David Luiz scored? Even when Lampard and Drogba dont play Mata takes the penalties maybe we should blame Mata for the Torres problems too.

exactly my point -
in a sane atmosphere apart from chelsea, the big budget players take these penalties.
ronaldo for real, rooney for man utd, messi for barcelona, etc.
@ chelsea, the mafians won't even let torres take set-pieces - pathetic.

In Euro 2008 he scored how many goals? two. in 6 games when his teammate Villa copped 4 in 5 games

he scored 2 goals in 2 different games. . . .david villa scored 4 goals in 2 different games.
villa had the benefit of scoring a hatrick against russia that boosted his tally - so what's the biggie.

torres was spain's highest goal scorer in the 2006 qualifiers, he scored 7 goals in 11 games for spain.
so it's idiotic for you and ibime to say he has not benefited from the fantastic midfielders in spain.

during the world cup itself, he scored 3 goals for spain - same as david villa.
torres was the joint highest goal scorer for spain with david villa - i reiterate, it's moronic of you to say torres has not benefited from xavi and iniesta.

2 goals in 6 games is scoring for fun? No wonder you think 2 league goals in a season is success.

stop goofing, torres featured in only 5 games for spain. he did not feature against greece(last group game)
he still made the team of that tournament in euro 2008?

how many goals did cristiano ronaldo score in the same tournament?

How come when Drogba and lamps dont play Torres still dont play penalties. Maybe mata is to blame

stop talking like a goat, abeg
instructions on who to take penalties must have been dished before the game. . . .do you really think any player can take the ball on the penalty spot n take it?
this is exactly what i am telling you - the hierarchy/mafians @ chelsea won't let it happen.

Does Sturridge take the ball from Cech to score? Does David Luiz take the ball from Cech to score, Does Villa take the ball from Casillas to score?

sturridge is a liability, he's a winger who gets to touch the ball more than torres who leads the line.
let's david beckham and ryan giggs shooting from the flanks - how many goals would ruud, yorke and andy cole have scored for man utd?
football is a team game - it's not about a brainless winger shooting from awkward angles to cement his place in the first team.

david luiz basically scores from set-pieces. vidic, vermaelen, samba, etc score from those on the regular.
villa is more at home with spain's tiki-taka cos he mixes it. before the 100% tiki-taka spain now plays under del bosque, torres was scoring for fun in spain.

under luis aragones, torres was a beast for spain - everything changed when spain started playing low-risk, slow-paced, boring football.
far majority of the goals they scored at euro 2008 under aragones were direct breaks. . . .mr dayokanu - your brain needs blood tonic. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 9:23pm On Feb 28, 2012

dayokanu:
Luiz has been bad as a defender but he has compensated partially by scoring goals. Some defenders are like that actually most Brazilian full backs suck at defending but are rated by how much they can attack.

luiz is not a full back. he's a centre-back.

Fernandud Torres STRIKER mins played 1216 goals scored 2
David Luiz role DEFENDER mins played 1260 goals scored 2
Imagine a defender who spends most of the time in his own half scoring same as a striker who spends most of the time in opposition Half.

would that have happened if torres is designated to take penalties/free-kicks?
he's £50m but his teammates treat him like he's bought for £1m. let's assume for a second cristiano ronaldo does not take penalties/freekicks for real madrid.
would he have scored as many as he has copped. goals help strikers to find their form. when the form is bad - all a striker needs is to step up and score a penalty and his confidence gets a boost. how would torres get such when you have lobotomized apes like lampard and drogba hugging the media attention all the time?

How come better players like Mata, Xavi, Iniesta, fabregas , Pedro, Villa, Lampard etc couldnt help Torres?

they helped his goal-tally in 2008 euros and 2006 world cup.
if you don't know something, keep quiet.
torres form became shyte when del bosque took over and the spanish side embraced 100% tiki-taka.
before then, torres benefited a lot from his spanish midfielders and he scored goals for fun.

How come other strikers in the same Chelsea have scored more than Torres even Sturridge and Drogba have scored more goals

drogba is a battler. whether he gets passes late or early, his physicality allows him to bully his markers n score.
he's a veteran, used to chelsea's style of play and he has the penalty/freekick option at all times to boost his confidence when the goal dries up.
a credit facility torres does not have.

sturridge is selfish. . . .he plays as a wing forward but whenever he gets the ball on the flank, his only option is to cut in and shoot.
other players would try and deliver a cross on the head of the strikers. . . .sturridge touches the ball more than torres and it should be so.
without the delivery from the wingers and midfielders, how's torres supposed to take the ball from cech and dribble past 11 markers and score?

there's an article on england's chances without rooney at the euros where sturridge n welbeck were discussed.
these are some of the comments made by football fans. . .

1.Sturridge has many attributes but his greed is shocking.
All those tame shots straight at the keeper when cutting in from the right are becoming his trade mark.

2.Wellbeck and Sturridge pairing has potential.
However, someone needs to take Sturridge aside and tell him to pass it every once in a while.

3.Sturridge is greedy, if he passes the ball instead of wasting shots then maybe he could cover while Rooney is out. They lack experience but this is the perfect chance for Fraizer, Welbeck or Holt? I dont see what is there to lose

4.Sturridge is a player I go back and forth on. I wish AVB would put some constraints on how he plays at Chelsea. Order him to look up and pass more. Sturridge can surely do it but would rather try and beat everyone and shoot from impossible angles. He always looks like he's got a goal in him, but in each game perhaps half a dozen team goalscoring opportunities are wasted 'cos he takes shots that aren't on/doesn't release the ball quick enough. A player who looks better in the highlights packages than in a real time game(though still highely promising.

5.Is anyone else quite pleased by Sturridge's "greediness?" I like the fact that he is put in a team full of internationals and a £50 million striker and says no, I believe I deserve my spot and I believe I am the better player. Its that kind of pig-headed self motivation that may have him performing well at a major tournament.

6.Two very good young players Sturrudge and Welbeck playing for two of the countries best teams. Not sure that would suit playing together though. Welbeck is more of the team player but needs to improve his finishing and be more clinical. Sturridge is a good finisher who needs to improve his teamwork and stop turning into trouble.

i rest my fuckin case. . . . .sturridge is a liability!

Family › Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Submissive Wife. by coogar: 8:22pm On Feb 28, 2012

davidylan:
Dear Lord,
You said that whatever we ask in thy name, as long as we have faith, it shall be done to us your children.
So in this we ask thee Lord that may we all find wives like[b] mutter[/b] . . . Amen!
May our unborn children be as funny and intelligent as her son . . . amen!
May our legs never stray to the door of jezebels like queensmith . . . Amen!
Slap us Lord should we ever attempt to speak to women like ileobatojo
Help us Lord never to listen to wicked men like moremi2008
but help us to be everything that dasparrow told us you want us to be to our wives
In Jesus name we pray,
amen

copied, printed and posted on my wall to recite every morning.
jezebels like queensmith - the thought alone induces projectile vomiting.

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