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queensmith:
im gonna have to rephrase that-

are you people trying to say marriage will ONLY be worthwhile with a pretty lady?

any woman that says looks don't matter is not good looking. . . . .it's as simple as that.

the physical attraction comes first before anything. . . .if you are butt-ugly and you still see a man running after you, then it's because you are rich, your parents are rich or he's doing it for the green card. you think men are foolish to be with a butt-ugly partner that offers nothing. look around you and do some beta testing of men with ugly spouses. . . .

queensmith:
ok this convo has been seriously diverted, but following the diversion.

Are you guys tryin to tell me marriage will be worthwhile with a pretty lady?

of course.
when everything else fails, there's a pretty face to count on.

afrodoc:
so coogar united has a big game away at stamford bridge and u had to hav just one player who would u have?
rooney or berbatov? berba is a talented player but cos of d way United play(n hv always played) i.e tryin to play uptempo with wide wing play,overlappin fullbacks n quick direction switches with long balls rooney is a better fit for a united attacker
i have noticed u love ur stats so much, well stats r good n could help wit analysis e.t.c BUT this is soccer men n debates dont begin n end wit stats
FIFA,UEFA,CAF e.t.c dont use stats to decide who to give their footballer of d year awards,do they? football is as much an art as it is a science,if not more so, so just reading n reeling stats cant take d place of watching d game play itself.

technically, i would have berbatov but more often than not. . . .he rarely gets decent services in games.
passes to him are overhit/underhit. you often see him asking his team-mates to move into one position or the other or you see him flailing his hands because of a wrong option. we really don't have the players suited to berbatov's advanced football. . . . .we have too many "hoof and hope" players which suits rooney more than berbatov.

ok o any gist online or r we goin to keep comparin our players like one cheeky guy said earlier
it seems terry will make d match after all,but how will chelsea set up in defence , specifically who plays leftback for them?   bertrand,luiz,malouda?

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bos--ivanovic--luiz--torres

armyofone:
don't tempt me, i don't want to be 2nd wifey to any son of adam  

you that like your lady to plait her hair, hello!!!!, phew, gotta run

come on - that was just a joke.
reveal jare. . . .stop forming. you know i like uniform women.

armyofone:

hahaha, don't want anyone romancing my pix so i will leave it at that. it's mouth watering i tell ya.

armyofone, abeg na. . . . .
i promise to get you a squad automatic weapon if you reveal the face behind the moniker.

AjanleKoko:
His own box or the opponents' box?
He has scored with his head against an English team - Manchester United. I bet Stoke would not be much different.

that was a free header. . . .anyone can score free headers. messi was unmarked with that header.
we are talking about a packed box where the ball is contested. messi stands no chance.

heard we welcome back nani, rooney, young and cleverley. . . .with chelsea missing cashley, terry and ramirez and even drogba.

what's the odd this match would be called off because of snow over the weekend?

AjanleKoko:
Mesi's not useless aerially in the box.

put him in the box against stoke or blackburn.

davidylan:
maybe she is afraid. armyofone oya prove us wrong!

it would probably be her picture molesting some innocent iraqi citizens in basra.

i don't think she's afraid. . . .she's applying her cosmetics from avon.

davidylan:
I dey wait.

Dem get . . . plenty sef. Naija no dey among them. I was opportuned to attend a gathering of naija med students and doctors in Roc (mostly female) in 2009 . . . chei! to say i was disappointed would be an understatement. the only thing many of them had going for them was their pockets . . . those doctor chics make a boat load of money they dont know what to do with. I for manage them that time, at least i would have money to chase fine chics on the side.

bad boy!

ronkebp:
Although, truth be told, i still prefer Naija ''runs'' to Obodo Oyinbo, we have classy babes in naija, that knows ''whatz-up''

babes in naija are superb!

armyofone:
let me post my pix so David and Congar know there are real foine babes with class around. look well

where is the pic? armybabe!

bobonkiti101:
I do luv dis gal, bt am just scared.I dnt know weda its luv dat am feeling or weda am being controlled, trust me its really scarey

you have struck gold!

your girlfriend is an ogbanje? tell her to fly into the coffers and zenith bank and pack money for you.
if she cannot do that, kick her out of your life.

Goldieluks:
Where is Coogar?? may we continue from where we stop?

going to oxford circus to get my valentine gift.

freecocoa:
Making jest of me isn't nonsense enough?does it make sense to you?just let me be please.

make jest of you?
freecocaine. . . . .enough of your pretence.
you and i know you suck up to sexkiller. . . . .and i have the freedom of speech to say whatever i want whenever.
if you don't like it. . . .kindly suck my phallus(sideways).

freecocoa:
Coogar please leave me out of your nonsense,I wonder what gives you all these rubbish impressions,I'm friends with killz and agree with him sometimes when he is right and stand up to him when I should means he dumped me? Just let me be I don't want it at all.

me? nonsense?
did you really type that?

Goldieluks:
Ohh what is okoro romeo then?

sexkillz aka mr. discombobulated.

dayokanu:
I disagreed also because there is no way you can be realistically outnumbered in your box

Assuming Bayern is defending a corner vs Man Utd.

Man Utd already have a man taking the corner which is minus 1, they would have their keeper in goal(Unless dying minutes) minus 2 and probably one or two defenders around the center line to prevent counters thats totalling about minus 4.

So with the minus 2 of Bayern defender staying on the line, you still cant be outnumbered

It would be hard for Man Utd to outnumber Bayern in their own box in corner kicks.

Also those short players like Lahm, Modric, Rafael & Fabio, Dani Alvez, Messi and Rafinha are useless aerially so why not make themselves useful at the post instead of pretending to be marking someone and just loafing around

don't mind those managers - their oversabi too dey worry them.
how would fabio defend against mario gomez or peter crouch?

Goldieluks:
Coogar what is atutu juliets?

[b]atu[/b]poyoyo juliet. . . .the female version of okoro romeo.

andromida:
None taken. The problem you probably have is this - sometimes like attracts like when it comes to humans so you may need to upgrade so that you can attract the kind of women you desire, you see no one wants to be dragged down.

don't get it twisted. . . .i am well-served where i am based. i was only commenting on my observation about the states!
and thank feck davidylan who is based there agree with me. . . . .

God bless the Queen!

Goldieluks:
Your opinion. But besides those names you called them,i still see them as attention seekers,
one don't have to be horrible to be an attention seeker you know.

it's only on nairaland these guys can seek attention.
in other forums i know, no one would even comment on their threads. . . .or just one poster warning others with "troll alert"
but this is nairaland - people take things too serious.

Coogar try differientating the borderline sometimes, i know when someone is seeking attention and
when someone is leading a sadist life. Attention seekers are people like Mr-cork,onila,lefulefu,born2fucck and so on,
you don't see them attacking every thread on NL,do you? There's a huge difference i must say.

those ones are just halfwits. . . . . .in the real world, they can't be different except mr cork who i know is very intelligent but hides behind the mask of being a simpleton. onila and lefulefu are just natural born r[i]e[/i]tards. born2fuck is a sex deviant!

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=861459.msg10113054#msg10113054 date=1328279060][color=#000030]If after all these, and Killz doesnt change, you all what? You all FAILED! [/color][/quote]i don't expect you to change. . . . .why would you change for anyone? are you a spineless wimp?
you would break my heart if you change cos it means i have one less member to harass as i please.
remain the way you are. . . . .the more atutus around you, the merrier.

Effiko:
with all de great stats for berba , he may stil start on de bench on sunday

that is what the die-hard united fans cannot figure out.
but i bet it's just the way it is. . . . .it can only happen in man utd. . . . .we benched carlos tevez when he was here, same as berbatov.
last season, they both won the golden boot in the league. . . . . .

Goldieluks:
Lol, i kinda agree with you on that. But i wouldn't say he is an
attention seeker,he's just a sad child who needs a hug from his mama and his boyfriend once in a while,
maybe that would help to fix his thinking faculty,because he always so miserable.

he's not sad - he seeks attention. . . . .i bet he laughs himself to death when people get irked by what he writes.
why do you think he posts with big words, unusual fonts/colours and unnecessary epistles.
goldieluks, read between the lines.

Moodie:
Arsenal is OUT of the top 4 as far as this season is concerned, except that earthquake that a poster mentioned above hits, not only Man Utd/City, Tottenham, but also Chelsea and Liverpool. Liverpool have Suarez back so they are also trying to push for a top 4 finish. Even Newcastle is also in the mix. So no Champions league football this time. All strategies should be geared towards next season. Even if Wenger retires today, no coach can rescue the situation this season, even if he buys Ronaldo, Messi, Iniesta, Silva.

i can rescue arsenal and even win the league if i can get them 5 players. . . .

aly cissokho
kompany
hulk
ozil
falcao

andromida:
Most of the guys on the thread seem more concerned about their pockets. Everyday some correct guy is finding himself a correct wife but some men here are thinking women are going to suck them dry and then run away with their monies, better they stick with whores since they cant tell the difference anymore. Seems like these guys sleep with their coins under their pillows and count it every second they are awake to keep it away frm women.

And what is this am hearing cute naija gals are now scarce in obodo oyinbo where do you guys go. smh

@OP marriage is worth it for guys who are worthy of the right women its not mandatory though, you shouldnt marry to please anyone but you.

i think it depends on the standard by which individuals operate. . . . .from what you have typed there, it seems your standard is shorter than a congolese midget.
no offence!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=861459.msg10112861#msg10112861 date=1328277557]https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmleirkje31qiee4r.gif[/quote]stop making me laugh na. . . . .don't get me sacked.

Goldieluks:
Funny how he appears to be very happy when been insulted,and appears so ANGRY and BITTER whenever anyone
dares to open a thread. He throw abuses at them and expresses so much anger. I hope his personality disorder gets diagnose
on time to save him from all the trouble,of course i know how hard it is in the mental hospitals in Nigeria,some of them mentally ill
people are chained and beaten,apparently they got schizophrenia,OCD or a peronality disorder.

sexkillz is just an attention seeker, nothing more.
he thrives in the attention when he's bombarded and he quickly waves the victim card that people are attacking him for no just reason.
this only wins him more atutupoyoyos who think he's being persecuted. . . . .then after using the new converts for a while, he dumps them and seek more atutus. . . . .it's a vicious cycle. freecocoa is his latest dumpee.

Moodie:
^^^and also because he doesn't put chances away. The type of chances that Berbatov squanders is unforgiveable. He misses too many clear cut goals and doesn't put in enough work defensively as well as slowing down most counterattacking moves. I like him when he's in his elements, but most times he's simply frustrating.

berbatov: 7 goals, 4 key passes 8 tackles won, 0 tackle lost, 9 shots on target, 15 total shots, 82% pass completion, 486 mins
rooney: 13 goals, 3 assists, 10 tackles won, 1 tackle lost, 38 shots on target, 68 total shots, 80% pass completion, 1641 mins.

with the above stats, berbatov is more clinical than rooney, he has not lost a tackle this season and he didn't lose any last season too.
his chance conversion rate is far better than rooney.

Goldieluks:


Incarnate or incarnet or incarmate whatever it is. The most important thing is that you grab the essence of what am trying to relate. Besides am typing from my phone andd I don't have a dictionary beside melike you normally do. Duh much?

he uses the spell checker.
in fairness, his command of english is as wack as his atutu juliets. . . .it's just that he covers his flaws with big words like "discombobulated"

anonymus11:
whats the meaning of this poo u wrote. doesnt him and his atutu jullliets pick on people at the same time. r u part of boy boy too? r u trying to play hero or hypocrite

this anonymous must be high on his own pubic hair.
where are the atutu juliets, they are not here defending him. . . .so why do you need nato forces to beat up sexkiller?

Moodie:
^^^ well Wenger doesn't necessarily have to retire, he's much younger than Fergy or Redknapp. I think he actually put himself in this fix by his emphasis on his philosophy as the be-all and end-all. So for him to splash out on quality players, which they desperately need to do, will be seen as a contradiction of his ''Philosophy''. The man is just being stubborn.

Arshavin, rosicky, were all good at the time they came in, but over time there performance have dropped. The few good ones, Nasri, Clichy, Fabregas, were shipped out. Then he brought in some average players, the best of which is away playing at the AFCON.

He simply needs to forget about philosophy and strengthen his squad. If tomorrow Real Madrid makes a Bid for Van Persie, with arsenal languishing maybe in the 10th position, who is to say he wont leave.

i think he has to retire. . . .

wenger is afraid to spend. if he spends and the team does not improve, the criticism would be huge.
for now, he still has excuses that there are no funds and he operates on a tight budget.
i don't really see arsenal usurping man utd, man city, chelsea or even tottenham.

Goldieluks:

And you are a number one bully. How can you condone something you know is bad? You keep applauding that idiiotic satanic incarnet. Why?

i operate differently. . . .i only attack those who attack me.
sexkiller jerks off from attacking whoever crosses his path - man, woman or child.

i am not applauding sexkiller but if you have any bone to pick with him, do it on an individual basis
having 300 people against him looks a bit lame and reeks of e-bullying.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=861459.msg10112690#msg10112690 date=1328276359]I know right. It's lame. [/quote]

Muehehehe.   They are plenty. Names? Classified. I call them Atutupoyoyo Juliets.

come on. . . .let's name and shame the ayupoyoyo juliets.

anonymus11:
for once i thot u see the light. its like he is taking u along to darkness. i would sanctify u from that albino with horns. sidekicks or disciples? blood sucking vampire thinking draining my blood wld make me anorexia. this is surely the rise and fall of Idi-Amin Albino

this dude is funny. . . . .
albino with horns - oh my days!!!! my ribs, eh!

slimyem:
just gimme the new key-code.m waiting too

still waiting @ room 112.

davidylan:
I've only seen 1 cute naija girl here in 7 yrs. to be honest, there are far better looking nigerian girls in nigeria.

it must be the water. . . . .
yankee-based chics can be hideous but canada is far worse.

i have never seen a cute chic based in canada. never ever!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=861459.msg10112584#msg10112584 date=1328275710]Leave killz alone o! You guys are only attacking him on this very thread, because there are a lot of "back-ups".  
It's not fair! It's called bullying. I am against bullying; and everyone should be. Attack him one on one; that's more like it.
[/quote]i don't condone bullying too - this is like a killer-bee attack on sexkiller.


[quote author=BABE! link=topic=861459.msg10112584#msg10112584 date=1328275710][color=#000099
Okoro Romeo A.K.A Sexkillz!   How market? Sorry ehn! Ndo. It is well.

I hope you're getting ready for your arse-whopping. Okoro Romeo, it won't be easy o. I will destroy your arse on a final note. This one no be empty talks o.  
[/color][/quote]okoro romeo?
i am willing to pay you $5000(bank transfer) if you can reveal the okoro juliet.