₦airaland Forum

Dyt:
best u get 2 shoprite 2 get your drinks n food
more lyk u goin on picnic
elegushin cld b lyk 1k5, tkbay u nid 2 get on d boat n dat cld b abt 350h per person

350 what? 350 dollars?

Goldieluks:
ok get a cab and lets go there, because you not exempted!

behave!
uncle orikinla wants single nigerian ladies.

emofine:
Some people are natural flirts. Some people don't even entertain such flirtatious banter.
Others may dig an individual online. Some are unaware of the attention they are attracting.
Others have been chased by various characters or have briefly done the chasing.
There are those who just go with the flow whilst others misinterpret the situation. 
Some are simply being duped. Whereas some characters have an ambiguous handle.
And of course there are those with a fluid sexuality so are able to compromise and adapt to any given situation and may even welcome the twist. . .

Despite an individual declaring they are 'male' or 'female' I guess one just has to take their word for it until proven otherwise because in an anonymous arena one can not always be so sure. On the internet we can be whoever we want to be.
But whatever formed the beginning of these kiss chases, some experiences are just worth sharing sha.

I understand there are some people who are probably yet to make that discovery but for those who had a rude awakening how did you feel/react upon such findings?

Alternatively, are there those who have purposely misled other individuals, stringing them along (maybe as a personal experiment )?

[size=5pt]Hopefully this will remain a light-hearted topic[/size]

i remember flirting with tpia thinking i met a gorgeous female.

i thought wrong!
the amount of testosterone in his body makes a mockery of twhat was found in the body of the biblical goliath!

Goldieluks:
is that where you live?

galleria is situated @ victoria island - and that's where uncle orikinla is providing sweet popcorn.
coogar stays in enugu. i am from the east!

Goldieluks:
baba has spoken,lol@ short or ugly i won't post your pics on NL,lmao!

if i were you, i would take a black cab to victoria island.

Orikinla:
Please, keep them coming.

Apparently, this is the best fun place you can ever afford.

You can see one of my recent photographs on http://www.ekoiff.com/team.htm and pray if you will look half as good when you clock 45 and without potbelly too. 

While you are here bitching, a cent or more goes into my dollar account from online. Thanks to you pawns of my social marketing games on Nairaland.
Merci beaUcoup.

You expose your poor comprehension of nuances of satire.
How can you understand when you don't read!
Nigerian intellectual morons trolling cyberspace.

Over 600, 000 of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's novels have been sold worldwide so far , but only about 30, 000 copies have been sold in her native Nigeria, the most populous country in Africa with over 40 million literate people.

Just to brighten your cheerless life, there is free film show for those in Lagos at the Silverbird Galleria, at 3 pm, on Saturday.

DON'T BE INTIMIDATED.
JUST COME AND MINGLE AND IF YOU ARE LONELY, I CAN HOOK YOU UP WITH ANY OF THE NUMEROUS CAUCASIAN AND BLACK PALS WHO WILL BE THERE.

EVEN IF YOU ARE UGLY OR SHORT, DON'T WORRY, I WILL NOT POST YOUR PHOTOGRAPH ON NAIRALAND.

Including the one with the smelling womanliness too.

tell them, orikinla.

tell them you are the sexiest nigerian uncle on the planet.
nairaland ladies - a word is enough for the wise. uncle orikinla can hook you people up with numerous caucasian and black professionals up.
he's also providing a free movie @ the galleria with free popcorn(sweet) for the hungry folks.

Hardunnii:
@1025 i wnt argue with u again, your premise on this debate is wrong, anyway young romeu is showing now aw good mikel is.

mikel is the best defensive midfielder in chelsea and he's marginally better than alex song(in the role they are supposed to play in a team).
that alex song has scored more goals or provided more assists is a bonus. . . . . .he is not paid to be doing that.

vincent enyeama is not better than iker casillas because the nigerian goalkeeper has scored more goals.
mikel obi's role is to provide a defensive shield to his back four. be an outlet to receive a pass and release the ball.

he's more or less a 3rd centre-back when bosingwa/cole roams forward.
think mikel. . . . .think carrick, busquets, lucas levia and denilson. comparing him to alex song who doesn't really sit in most games is farcical.

SEGAD:
Absolutely correct.

I refuse to disrespect SAF.  Proudly UNITED

it's not possible for a manager to preside over a club for 25 years without dark days. . . .i refuse to disrespect him but he must ring some changes.

on dec 7th, 2005. united crashed out of the champions league.
it was the end of an era and fergie had to rebuild from then on.

6 yrs later, united won 4 league titles in 5 seasons.
3 champions league finals in 4 seasons

we have been here before!

how idiotic PointB must look now with all the support okija-juju is getting.

i would hate to be PointB right now. you have managed to conduct the most farcical election process on this forum.
posterity shalll judge you for centuries to come!
you bribe-collecting slapstick electoral commissioner.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=819196.msg9722071#msg9722071 date=1323354416]Dude
It was all good fun!

Whats an election without an opposition!! I never expected to win anyways, but I figured I might as well have some fun whilst Im here. I havent done anything like this in a while on Nairaland since the peiod I was on a vendetta against Ekiti State. [/quote]okija, keep your head up!

i agree with the previous comments on this page. you are above this parody of an election.
let the muppets have the bone.

[quote author=i_Do link=topic=818597.msg9718785#msg9718785 date=1323323353]If two consenting adults choose to love each other it is no one's business. If you keep making life difficult for these people some of them will secretly marry your sister or daughter. As long as they are adults they should be free to do as they choose in ANY country in the world.

Some of the people making noise here and promising to kill people because of the way they were born have committed r.ape, perhaps even murder and some even molested young girls. So I don't understand how the decisions of an adult that does not affect anyone else should bother people.

Just because we don't have the tendency or are repulsed by same sex attraction does not mean we should be mean to others. It has taken a lot of people time to come to understand that people are just born that way. The same way most men are not physically attracted to other men, hence some men are not attracted physically to women, that is just it. Some people are born albino without choice so that is the way nature is - very unpredictable in it's many manifestations.

Please let us practice consideration and tolerance for others - to make our country better. I am more concerned about ok.o haram, PHCN, fuel scarcity, bad roads, corrupt politicians, rainy season floods, runs girls that take my money, etc, than worry about people's personal choices. I guess they live more women for us![/quote]shut up your mouth and stop misinforming the public.

nobody is born a hom[i]o[/i]sexual.
those are the lies fagg[i]o[/i]ts tell to appear as victims. homosexuals are borne out of the sexual abuse in a child's formative years.

factors ranging from different circumstances in the life of a child. a boy serially abused by an uncle as a child might have the tendency to be [i]g[/i]ay.
boys locked up in same-sex institutions and were abused might become gay. they were not born gay but they have chosen to adapt to the habits they picked in their formative years. just like we are experts in our mother tongues, how we write, and those characters we picked up growing up.

homosexuality: - it's nurture not nature.

debosky:
It's Fergie's fault because he didn't play Rooney in the previous home game.

thanx for answering that question the way i would have answered it.

fergie treated this competition like the carling cup and he got what he deserved.
i can't even be bothered. there's always next year. united didn't crash out because of what happened last night but what happened in the 2 home games we did not win.

europa cup has a different flavour. thursday night football and sunday fixtures in the league(i am loving it).
team in transition forward slash end of an era forward slash cyclical doomsday.
united we stand, divided we fall.

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9716764#msg9716764 date=1323287834]Poor from DeGea there [/quote]why didn't referee stop the game for smalling's face injury?
if it was the other team, he would have called it.

diggz:
@ coogar,I appreciate,love and commend d fact that u hv so much faith in FT, El nino or Mr El shekpe keeper yet,can u explain d reason Y he has failed even amongst the best midfield players,d current football world Champions(speakin of spain)?

torres is never fit for these tournaments. think about it.
he's always out injured pre-tournaments - euro 2008, check! world cup 2010, check!

by the same token, i can also say rooney has failed with england.
apart from euro 2004, i cannot remember rooney doing anything massive for england in tournaments too.

what has messi done for argentina? ronaldo for portugal?
i am all for constructive criticism - but what you guys do here every time is just misplaced aggression for a quality striker.

debosky:
Ga-ays are the single largest cause of HIV spread yet the 'morally upright' and 'antii-g-ay' Africans have the highest prevalence rates of HIV.

That's the definition of a paradox right there.

if you factor in preventive measures africans tend to ignore due to their lack of education and their archaic beliefs that h-i-v can be cured by african gods, the statement makes perfect sense.

but of course, a troglodyte like you sees things in only black n white.

all4naija:
You see where you got it all wrong. I asked you a question and you are asking me questions in return for answers. . Please, read my comment again. I don't think you understand me correctly. Islamic states don't equate to Islamic nation. In other word, the federal possess the power.

the power to do what exactly? are we that equipped to fight terrorism?
do you know it entails forensics? face-recognition softwares, databases of fingerprints and dna samples, high-powered cameras, drones, etc?
you think terrorism can be tackled with word of mouth? you are an ignoramus!

What you failed to understand is that it is new to Nigeria's national character only to find out that it is not religiously fueled as such but politically. Sorry for your narrow mindedness!

you are just making your own argument.
terrorism must always have political undertones in it in the first place so you have not actually discovered the cure to polio.
how this correlates with the topic of discussion - i cannot understand.

your attention span must be shorter than a congolese midget!

obowunmi:
If the organizers of this organisation can guarantee my anonymity ,  I'm willing to donate large sums of money to the next cause/project but I do not want my name or anything related to me on any thread or front page news. That's the only thing that sincerely keeps me from donating, 

All is well.

as long as you are not into money-laundering!

NRI PRIEST:
OKIJA JUJU, I cant believe you just said you are from AGUKWU-NRI !!  If its true then you are the biggest FOOOL!!
And dont forget the last sentence on this your post because I will remind you if you forget!!! Remenber what Arthur Nzeribe told Mko Abiola!

“YOU WILL NEVER RULE THIS COUNTRY WHILE AM STILL ALIVE“
Nzeribe to Mko Abiola. . .

Aku fesia odaalu awo.

i cast the 7 deadly curses of okija shrine on you.
if there's any justice in the world, you shall turn into a rodent in 7 days.
a paraplegic ground-nut eating rodent.

all4naija:
The aggressive mood of your comment proves your are furiously ignorant. Why address homosexuality when you know that you can't address issues that are of highly importance(like poverty, infant mortality,etc)?

you are a disgrace to the people that handled your child development. what is this ignoramus saying?
how can you open your mouth and say the issue of homosexuality is not important? is it not a social problem? what makes it less important than the other pressing issues?

When did terrorism become part of Nigeria that it now require century to combat because Arab countries couldn't find solution? Nigeria is not an Islamic nation and that character of terrorism has not being part of us.Most people would agree with me it some of the people who passed the bill are same people behind the terrorism because it is more of a political issue than religion.

but nothern nigeria where these acts of terrorism are perpetrated are islamic states practising sharia. you didn't get that memo?
you are too slow to cope with the pace of this discussion.
go and lie down!

I have a lot of factual evidences that Nigerians have be cohabiting in their various communities irrespective of religion for long until now. Why now?

how is this single statement relevant to what we are discussing?

So, you don't have a single clue about Boko Haram. The reason why 10-14 years jail sentence has not been given to any of the perpetrator is because it is political, some of the people passing the bill are same people who are behind it.One of them is already implicated and facing the court. Why not death sentence if found guilty? While you feel homosexuals deserve to be jailed for their intimate orientation.

and now he ties himself up in a tortuous knots.
on one side of his mouth, terrorism is a new phenomenon in nigeria and on the other side of his mouth, not one single terrorist has been sent to 10-14 yrs in jail. did it not occur to you that terrorism act might be missing in our constitution?

homosexuals pollute the community. they are the largest single cause of the h.i.v. spread. their method of sexual congress spreads the virus more than any other known methods. and in a country like nigeria where people are not really educated on where to put their willy - you then have my beloved country turn to south africa where 70% are living with the virus.

diggz:
@ coogar, wud u swoop rooney for Torres?

of course. i would love to have fernando torres in my team.
however, united have to play to his strength. sell rooney, bring in sneijder or a midfielder in the mould of ozil, david silva, van der vaart or mata.

---------torres--------

young---sneijder---nani-

----carrick----fletcher------

i cannot imagine nando torres in tottenham. he would have scored 20 goals already.
with bale, van der vaart and aaron lennon roaming behind him with pace. a hapless adebayor is re-galvanizing is dead career @ spurs.
it's because that team suits him perfectly.

when you buy a £50m striker, the team should be built around him.

debosky:
So you need to see a video clip to believe?

I hope seeing the video won't send you over the edge into gaydom.

nah - you are the one supporting their cause or don't have any problem with how they want to live their lives in the bedroom.
which to me is the genesis of irresponsibility. it is this same attitude that has plunged "the west" into immorality which they are finding difficult to curtail now.

Mammals are listed in the article as being some of the animals that do it - Bonobos and Chimpanzees are mentioned. Dunno why you are so concerned about goats, lions or cats instead of primates.
Oh wait I forgot - you're a cougar.

chimpanzees implaling each other? or chimpanzees providing warm embrace that normal fathers give their sons?

It had already been addressed eons ago - we have had anti-sod-omy laws for decades, any more time wasted on the ga-y issue is time better spent on tackling urgent issues.

please, let them spend more time now and put the matter to the grave once and for all.
if they had spent plenty of time in the past, the hydra wouldn't have raised it's head again. the matter should be dealt with extensively so i don't have to listen to it for the next 50 yrs i still have to spend on the planet.

ritchboy:
There is little or no sun during the winter - Coogar 2011

go f@ck yourself, you obdurate w@nker.

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iice:
[color=#9900ff]Whiskers! My mind flew ahead of my fingers again
Anyway. . .they are both great fighters.

All this talk of gladiators is making me ache to go watch the whole thing again before the new season starts.[/color]

i have watched it twice in the past month.
heard the new season is a tale of the gladiators taking over the capua and squaring up with the roman soldiers.
i hope the new spartacus character lives up to expectation.

Mujinho4b:
withot much thinking, ganicus go kill spartacus, though i lyk spartacus most,

how sure are you?

r231:
Guys,

We have 3 positions left

the criteria for these positions are -

Notes:
- 5, 6 and 7 must be Nigeria-based and possibly live in different parts of Lagos
- Not to be sexiest but must be at least 2 females and a guy  
-  Must be able to donate some of their precious time to go out and investigate cases
- To physically confirm and lead projects; must be in Nigeria, ready to devote time for the exercises
- Must be a regular poster on Nairaland NOT once a week poster
- Member since at least 2009 as there will be a lot money involved

member since 2007 and at least 5 heavyweight members must be able to vet his character

Odunnu:
Madam Kobo, quit whining jor, go and enjoy thousands of other threads that are not igbocentric

odunnu, are you going to allow this mockery of an election to go on?
i urge you to close this thread right now. okija-juju has been robbed of his fundamental human right to contest.

no okija-juju, no election

debosky:
I only bring up that point when some new deranged nitwit comes online and says homosexuality 'unnatural' because even animals don't do it. I don't mind opposition to homosexuality, but at least know what you're talking about.

mammals don't do it.
i am yet to see the video clip of a male dog impaling another male dog a[i]n[/i]ally.
not even goats, or lions or cats. i don't care what penguins and peacocks do to themselves.

I see they have fooled you with this action - it changes nothing at all, instead it provides a worthy distraction when serious issues are going on. ASUU is going on indefinite strike, Boko Haram is killing people, yet the focus is on preventing some folk from marry-ing each other when no one has even asked to get married.

so you'd rather they didn't address it at all and ignore it like they have ignored boko haram, ASUU and the fuel subsidy?
a man has big problems and small problems. he decides to solve the smaller problems [b]first [/b]and you think he's wrong?

dayokanu:
Surely Mukina with her toothpick legs would thread a pass vs Genk, How about doing it vs top teams

germany weren't a top team when torres scored against them in the final, were they?

Opta stats would tell us Drogba was Chelseas number 1 penalty taker?

lack of comprehension skills yet again.
opta stats would tell you the number of penalties chelsea have taken since 2004 when drogba joined.

Scoring in Euro 2008? Even Angelos Charisteas has achieved a similar feat. that must mean he was the best striker since Gerd Muller.

charisteas did it against portugal. a country yet to win the world cup.
torres did it against germany - a country that has won. . . . . i will leave you to fill in the gap.

So why was he benched for the world cup

injuries and fitness issues. he made only 22 appearances in the league that season. he clocked only 1,715 league minutes that season.

A German striker has been highest goal scorer in the last 2 world cups A german striker is currently highest goal scorer in the CL

where were they on the ballon d'or list?
we are talking ballon d'or and he's talking world cup golden boot?
are you mentally impaired?

How about telling us what Failure Torres has achieved individually.

so scoring against germany in 2008 euros is not an individual achievement?

Even Oshea and brown won several team titles

and i am sure they have scored in the final of a football tournament plenty of times.
you are a billy-goat!

ritchboy:
There is also no considerable difference between Messi and Welbeck.

it's not possible for you to make sense during winter.
there's little or no sun to power your solar energy compliant brain cells.