₦airaland Forum

dayokanu:
Seriously? this kind of talk reminds me of what they spew in Old buka after drinking palmwine. SO scoring against Chelsea is also an achievement?
How about Drogba has scored more goals vs Arsenal than any other striker.

Torres supporting in midfield? Torres threading a pass from midfield? maybe vs Genk one of the worst teams in the CL.

How many dozens penaties has Chelsea taken in the EPL since 2004 when Drogba joined. Knowing he isnt even top in the hierachy of penalty takers. Lampard was the number 1, When Ballack was around he was the number 2 and then Drogba

He wears number 9, Like are you serious? He wears number 9 and sits comfortably on the bench. In fact they needed to bench him to win the World cup. When a real number 9 like Ronaldo was even injured the coach forced him to play the world cup final. But a failure like Torres had to be benched for his team to excel.
What a FAILURE.

Shows he is a failed striker. Almost 10yrs of playing and he is a misfit for club and country

debosky:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5550488/Same-sex-behaviour-widespread-in-animals-according-to-new-study.html

We already have sodo-my laws addressing that - why waste precious legislative time addressing something not even an issue? If anyone ga-ay tries to get married, just ask them whether they have engaged in so-domy. If they have - bam! lock them up.

The issue of nitwits posting on the internet is repulsive to me, do I go seeking legislation to ban them for displaying their stoopidity?

In Nigeria where so-domy is already illegal, there is no Church that will marry ga-ays in the first place.

I have a moral compass - it is firmly directed at helping the less privileged first and foremost instead of hyperventilating over what someone does in their bedroom. I don't support homose-xuality, but I support people's rights to CHOOSE their own leanings.

debosky:
People are starving in Africa and children dying of disease, Boko Haram is bombing people to death and homosex-uals getting married is the most pressing problem?

You are no better than the ga-ay bonobo monkeys if you think that.  

dayokanu:
Maybe you can give us one of these your "Modern striker" who is rated based on his assist and not goals
The kind of shyte analysis that you spew on this forum is mindboggling.
Drogba is all you want in a striker and Torres is all thats wrong with a modern striker

Drogbas offensive pressing is actually one of his strong points, while Torres is Lazing around the whole field looking for someone who would speak Spanish to him or for younger players, Drogba is atimes seen in defence and midfield struggling

I remember on Saturday vs Newcastle when Drogba was contesting a header from a corner that he unfortunately almost turned into a own goal.

Ramires goal from yesterday, Drogba was in the midfield where he got the ball and threaded a pass

Drogba is one of the most hardworking strikers in Europe, While Torres is easily the laziest one always waiting and strolling around, If he was to be clinical like hicharito he might be forgiven

But he is a failure in all ramification

Look at barcelona or Spain playing, Their strikers harras you all the time running for 90mins non stop. Little wonder why Torres is a misfit for Spain.
He is a misfit for modern football

debosky:
Nigeria has countless more pressing problems we should be devoting energy to - in the same rotten Senate the PIB bill that would create jobs for Nigerians has been in the doldrums for how many years now? Yet something that isn't even a threat (marriage of ho-mose-xuals) is swiftly passed in a matter of weeks.

It is phoolishness of the highest order - by next year a lot of the goons posting here may not be able to afford to put fuel in their generators because of subsidy removal but they care more about some random ga-ays protesting in New York.

Like someone else has said - this is equal to washing your windows while the house burns to the ground.

debosky:
^^ Stop expressing your ignorance. Instances of homo-intimate-ity have been found in animals.

purefella:
Men cheating in a relationship is a very normal thing , why if you don't allow your man cheat on you , you won't even like what will be happening in your relationship and most times some doctors will advise you to let your man have girl friends when you are pregnant and as for me my girl will let me cheat on her because am far way too strong for her or only one gal to handle , One thing is no dating but i can bleep those bitches and whores with my CD

mykali:
^^are you playing the fantasy league and asking this question?

ifenadi:
FACT: Only Nigerians can have full conversations with just QUESTIONS.

Dele: My guy, How far?
Emeka: Wetin dey happen?
Dele: Why you jus dey call me now?
Emeka: You buy me credit?
Dele: Dis wan wey you call so, you wan show?
Emeka: Where u dey?
Dele: You sabi Plus place?
Emeka: Make we block there?
Dele: Before nko? Abi u wan make we block for anoda place?
Emeka: You get pay?
Dele: Wetin you wan take money do?
Emeka: We no suppose to drink?
Dele: Na me born you?
Emeka: No be u be my chairman?
Dele: Abi craze don log on to u? Na my pay u go dey use maintain?
Emeka: Before nko?
Dele: U serious abi you dey play?
Emeka: Bros, wetin u tink?
Dele: So, u no really hold change eh? And u wan drink? U no dey shame?
Emeka: Bros, which ones na? Na change for beer come dey cause dis kind yarn?
Dele: Before nko?

Goldieluks:
Dementia patient of NL.

ifyalways:
Bookmarked. . .

While at it can we open the floor to all NLDers to bring forward any news of people that are in urgent needs and requires help?

School fees for an Orphan
Wheelchair
Donating to the motherless homes
Hospital bill
etc.

xtianh:
@ okija juju. Abeg make we hear word. Thnks so much for making ths thread mre interesting i appreciate your good(bad) work. But i will always remind u that u have been disqualified nd kicked out through d window by our numerous votes. infact i was first person to run the campaign against u. If u are truely an Igbo man u have been thrown out by your fellow igbos who didnt find confident in you. so relax nd accept defeat nd find some else to do.

Mmuo Okija:
Mixed reactions trail the Eze Ndi Igbo elections.

Thisday Newspaper
December 5th Publication


The voting has commenced to elect the Eze Ndi Igbo 1 of Nairaland, in what has been discribed by international observers as the worst form of broad daylight rigging in the history of democracy. Our reporters went out and interviewed many Nigerians and observers on what they felt about the proceedings and this is what we got;

Even I am speechless. This is worse than anything I've done.  - Maurice Iwu _{Former INEC Chairman.}

With I guy like PointB handling an election in my country, I shall be in power even after I die, because he can make even a dead man win. - Robert Mugabe. _{Zimbabwean President}

As a proud Igbo woman, I am ashamed to associate myself with this sort of charade. Infact this election has given me the inspiration for my new book titled "Pointb is a true SUN of a BEACH" - Chiamanda Ngozi Adichie. _{Prize winning authour of Half of a yellow Sun.}

Laugh wan kill me o!! - Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo _{Former President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria}.

Even I could have better rigged a football match result using just an Abacus. One word to describe this would be "system failure". - Bill Gates _{CEO Microsoft.}

I am not surprised. The second I heard he (PointB) was incharge, I knew that the elections would be flawed. In 2005 he was arrested for selling fake drugs in Onitsha by Mrs. Akunyili, also arrested by Tafa Balogun for importing sub-standard spare parts at Seme border. He also gave false testimony in court, gained admission into polythecnic with falsified results, was caught buying hard drugs with counterfiet money and then you give him an election to run, OFCOURSE he will provide you with fake results. - Nuhu Ribadu _{Former EFCC Chairman.}

Jesus Christ of Nazareth!!  Did you say election or selection - Mahmoud Ahmedinejad _{President of the Islamic republic of Iran.}

That was not an election. It was a jamboree of frivolous decadence, masqueraded as an election with the sole purpose of enthroning a puppet whose puppeteers would manipulate, exploit, maneuver, steer and gravitate to sway, play and levitate to their malicious melody. The entire Igbo assembly should band together and expectorate the anthropomorphic hoodlums for thier midst before they teleport them back in time to the pre-jurrasic times. - Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon. _{Senator from Edo State}

Where was this guy (pointB) during the PDP Primaries?! I would have won by a landslide victory. - Atiku Abubakar _{Former Nigerian Vice President and PDP presidential primaries loser.}

Tufikwa!! Gini! What election?! that is an aluu, perpertuated by decendants of Osu's - Ohaneze Ndi Igbo spokesman.

Did I hear you say 'Eze Ndi Igbo' election?! I dont think you finished your question. Its is 'Eze ndi Egbo-smokers elections'. - Gov. Perter Obi _{Executive governor of Anambra State.}

Embarassing!! - Seun Osewa _{CEO Nairaland group}


Also, wikileaks has also released damning evidence of moneys paid to the Electoral Commisioner and also copies of invoices and reciept of the merchandises and gift items given to the electoral commisioner by some of the Candidates. The election was done by secret balloting and reports coming out of the Commisions office says that rigging was of epic proportions. A reliable source who pleaded not to be named, told our reporter this;
The question on everyones lip now is "what  is the hope of the Igbo people?". .

ritchboy:
Drogba is the worst passer of the ball in world football

Odunnu:
Someborry heeeellp!! I'm falling for Mr Obuh and i'm so jealous seeing Ify so close to him oooooo!!!!

Jarus:
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23, Bernard James - 5k
24, Oyinmama - 10k
25, Initials AOA - 10k
26, Joy2theworld - 2.5k
27, Unidentified(ATM/POS transfer) - 1k
28, OAM4J ($100) - 16k
29, bfire - 10k
30, A-zed - 1k
31, Jamace - 10k
32, Anonymous - 10k
33, Docjuli - 1k
34, Initials KSS(Temp) - 10k
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TOTAL DONATIONS TO DATE b]417,900[/b]
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BALANCE(09;30 am; 07/12/11) 43,900

Signed:
Jarus
Fund custodian (Nigeria)

MRbrownJAY:
if that is the case then why should it matter if he liveswith his ex, why should it matter if he is illegal? why should it matter if he likes strips clubs or not. Mummy said she doesnt like the guy and that should be the end of the story then!
why all the pointless talk about his lifestyle?

wait a minute!!!!! if anyone has a problem with such lifestyle then fair enough BUT, if the guy told the OP and she didnt say anything against it (or broke up with him RIGHT THEN) then who are WE to say otherwise? just because this lifestyle is wrong to you/Sexkillz and others shouldnt automatically make it BAD. as i always say: you do YOU, and let him do HIM.

are you saying that a man who has a kid SHOULD only date women who already have kids?! oh lawd, come on bro, you know you are not making any sense now!!!!whats next? a virgin should only date a virgin? a divorced man should only date/remarry with a divorcee?

what has drinking (or going to strip clubs) got to do with being responsible?! you make absolutely NO SENSE! so long as he can feed/cloth/educate his kid PROPERLY, then why should his nightly activities suddenly make any difference?! does he bring the kid to the strip joints? does he act drunk around the child? is he doing anything criminal or illegal?
what has responsibility go to do with the gf if she has accepted who he was?

having a kid outside wedlock is a lack of responsibility. i am a guy and i should know.
i guess i must be a woman, lol!

you can take all the precautions you want and STILL end up as a single father. you can choose the best woman to marry and spend the rest of your life with, AND END UP DIVORCED. that is the "real" definition of L I F E for you!

serial liar, c[b]u[/b]nt, self centered?! woah pls care to enlighten me on where you got that image of the guy!! and also, if he really is then blame the OP, not the guy!

so partying at strip clubs, going to parties at night is wrong in your world. . . . . . . . .  and that automatically makes him a bad father?! BWAAAAAH! you guys are really having a laugh, and i suggest you look back in your dictionary what makes a FATHER. (ps so long as the needs of the child are taken care of, then this man has all the right to spend his free time the way he wishes, whether you like his lifestyle or NOT)

bro, i tell you, you guys are seriously making cry of laughter, i just love my 9ja peeps!
"she gotta leave!!!!!" LOL

so, as much as having a love child is important TO YOU, if i understand you correctly, it is not wrong for someone to love that person UNCONDITIONALLY if thats THEIR choices, right?!

fair enough, we all have our limits but it sure wont change that person (aka who he is). i would understand if you had said that he she cheated, or did something wrong to you DURING the r/ship. . . . . . . . .  but her past?! oh well!

again, thats Coogar talking and MBJ responding, and there can be MANY ways to solve this issue depending on who is the person concerned, i am just giving this confused sista my point of view.

i understand that you may feel a lil upset that a guy, who already has a kid, could remarry with a gal who has no kids( or ever been married before). . . . . . .but thats life, you better accept it!

dayokanu:
You can also provide that and tell us most importantly, the quality of opposition they both faced. i am too advanced in football analysis to be running after x assists in y starts



When everyone knows the job of a striker is to score goals.

maybe Torres would be the first striker to be judged based on his assist and next the curl of his hair and size of his shirt

dayokanu:
Facts from UEFA site shows us that in elite Europe

Didier Drogba shytes on Fernando Torres

Drogba is the general while Torres is the recruit

You can supply stats from carling Cup to help the Shape keeper

dayokanu:
You can supply that and provide us with your link for verification

dayokanu:
VS Arsenal the started Torres

According to stats I saw on soccernet

Drogba started 9 games scored 5 goals

Torres started 11 games scored 4 goals

DO THE MATHS

Chelseas biggest problem is FERNANDO TORRES

MRbrownJAY:
if that is the case then this whole thread is a waste of kb, and the OP shouldnt even have any issues.

so what you are saying is that you CAN be single, have a baby and be responsible. . . . . . . . . . .  also, before you can remarry, you have to "date" first. dont you?!

yeah some are "unlucky" like that. it's all about the cards that you are dealt in life.

i would tell this friend to DISCOVER THE TRUTH, before making IMPORTANT DECISIONS on assumptions. why dont you put yourself in this guy's shoes and ask yourself the same question.

yep you are right about that, but dont forget that many women temper with condoms to get pregnant and force men to marry them. so again, if you believe that having a kid is automatically a lack of "responsibility" then i will disagree.

nothing the poster said was "accurate". does she have CONFIRMATION that he is fukcing the gal he lives with? is there not a shadow of doubts that he could be sincere? do you often judge people with no damn evidence to back your accusations?!
innocent until proven guilty!!!!

just because YOU cannot control yourself with your exes, doesnt mean that guy is the same. he has been honest with the gal, was NOT afraid to tell her his "not so attractive" lifestyle, why should he suddenly change?! if this guy really wanted to LIE and play clean, then he would have no reason to tell her about the strip clubs etc that she would have NEVER known.

so you are saying that he is NOT trying to better his life because he lives with another woman for the papers?
we dont know what this guy has been through, who are we to dictate that he lives his life the way WE want? so long as the OP is ok with it then so be it, and if she isnt then let her move on with her life and find someone "better" for herself.

bro, when you L O V E someone, you accept EVERYTHING about them or move on with your life. trying to dissect what you desire, and discarding the rest, is not only wrong but crazy. this gal has the choice on her hand, i am just asking her to CONFIRM HER ASSUMPTIONS before she make her decision.

if you stop loving someone because you discover that they have a kid then i am safe to say that you NEVER loved them to begin with!

dayokanu:
A player taken off after 60 minutes = being benched in the books of nateevs

This is serious. If you dont watch matches, how do you hope to understand tactics?

maybe the removal of Mata too was tactical?

The reason Chelssea won 3-0 in both games was simple

TORRES was benched!!

dayokanu:
Yes ooo
You know who to use when you need goals and who to use when Shape keeping is important

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Really, what happens to his son when he get's married to OP? He becomes OP's Burden? Is that her reward for her first relationship in life? Life is a bit[i]c[/i]h then. . .[/size][/color]