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r231:
Awwwwww thank you so much

what's the latest with the obuhs?
any update? new pictures?

debosky:
@ nateevs

AVB definitely wants those guys out - if he didn't, why the humiliation of not training with the first team or even being in the building while they are there?

There are others allegedly open to transfers as well but haven't been excommunicated in a similar manner.

what about showing a bit of determination to stay and playing one's self back into the first team.
this is why berbatov is the most outstanding professional footballer in europe. go and read his comments in spite of how ferguson has treated him like shyte sometimes. . . .

playing for clubs like chelsea, man utd, arsenal, etc is a privilege for these prima donna players.
they owe the club and the fans that gratitude not behaving like punks and sending transfer requests.
they can f@ck off. players will come and go - the club shall remain forever!

AjanleKoko:
Ehn, Alhaji . . . and you be my guy na! No vex

FIFA Ballon D'Or Update: Penaldo joins Leo and Xavi in the top 3 , Moanrinho battles Pep and Fergie Baba once again for Coach of the year

i don't know how mourinho made the short-list. . . . .he won only copa del rey last season.
villas-boas his countryman should have made it instead of jose mourinho. villas-boas won the europa cup, won the portugese league without losing a game.

----in my opinion,
xavi
messi
ronaldo

pep
villas-boas
ferguson.

[quote author=soft-touch link=topic=818894.msg9707166#msg9707166 date=1323186596]@ jarkbauer : I love your innovative solution to your health problem and the traffic.

Everyone may not do the same thing to achieve result. But in Nigeria, everyone is trying to do same thing to achieve success. We need to think outside the box, and see the big picture.

Standing out of the crowd is my own personal way of life. I do things in my own way to achieve a set goal. While renovating my house, most people (Bricklayer and Electrician) that work for me did not understand me when I gave order of how I want my house and wiring design to be done. They claimed it has never been done like that before! but 11 months now, I have never experience a power failure. My own way of making sure, PHCN wahala is out of life, more so my generator is now redundant, a mighty cost-saving on my fuel consumption.

I believe if each and everyone is coming out with a practical solutions, we need to appreciate them, little drops of water make a might ocean.[/quote]how did you go about this? you connected a wire from ghana to your house?
no power failure in 11 months? nigeria?

Siena:
Wow. I thought I was one of the only members old enough to remember that rule, odd and even numbers, Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Then Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.

The only issue with Nigerians, is the blatant refusal to obey any local regulations. They got round the even-odd number rule by simply bying a second car, so they ended up with cars for all days of the week. More cars, more chaos.

let congestion charge take care of that!

owenueme:
Very ingenious. Your cost has also reduced.

inversely, his life insurance would have increased.

eros:
@Jack,

You put my idea into reality. When I was still in Lagos, I was planning on getting a power bike to solve the traffic madness. Fortunately, for me I relocated and it has been a blessing ever since. Lagos traffic believe it or not is a silent killer and it has been proven that Lagosians have a shorter life span, than other urban dwellers in other states. Also, it has been proven that 98% of Lagosians are clinically and mentally mad for a longer period than the supposed "5 minutes madness".

anyone older than 47 yrs of age in lagos state is living on "borrowed time". . . . .

interesting idea from the original poster.
i think fashola should introduce congestion charge in some parts of lagos state - especially lagos island. motorists should be paying a premium to get to the island. this should reduce the number of cars going to the island.

they can also bring the even number/odd number car registration they had in the 80s.
lagos is too chaotic. too many cars for the tiny roads - no traffic lights and motorists don't even respect simple driving regulations.
it's a lawless state!

freecocoa:
Coogar you saw the bosoms yet you can't decipher which it is? The much you know is okay abi you want buy bra for me?

christmas sales at victoria's secrets!

freecocoa:
Meet me on skype\YIM I'll show it to you there.

you are very correct.
matter of fact - you should win the b[i]o[/i]obs of the year award.

is that cup side dd or ff?

freecocoa:
Coogar,wetin your eye find go reach there? My bosoms big,na that cloth make am be like that.btw I get down berra than that.

prove it. show me your b[i]o[/i]obs right now.

jay bee:
Na only that one u go see Mr Infrared  

what else am i supposed to see?

but isn't sexkillz anti-sex? what is he doing in bed unclothed with another woman?
seriously. . . .one should not believe everything on here

jay bee:
make una kiss and make up jor

https://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv6kf3Zlyt1qlosn9o1_500.gif

so this is how freecocoa gets down? na wa o.
her b[i]o[/i]obs look small too.

slimyem:
i cant date any guy one day younger than me.there's no way on earth i'd respect him.
The oldest i have dated is one who's 8 yrs older and the youngest is 3 years older.

then you better marry quickly while you are still in the market.
if you clock 30 and you are single, then the luxury is no longer in your hands.

by then, if a 19 yr old boy asks for your hand in marriage, you will jump in his arms.

PointB:
^^^^

No amount of intimidation can jeopardise this process.

Your candidate did well in the campaign abroad, but unfortunately was undone at the home front.

I think he has the potential; but need to learn the finesse and the subtle art of political sagacity and diplomacy.

we shall see about that.
little did you know you are about to be replaced by a female commissioner.

you are not competent enough to remain in this office.

PointB:
^^^I think you should look again. The Commissioner did the best with the information and resources at his disposal.

And the Commissioner will not be blackmailed into resigning; he will not give room for fifth columnist to hijack the process.

you are a rogue! a despicable and an obnoxious rogue.
by the close of work today, i shall get you arrested and have you farmed out to guantanamo bay where islamic radicals shall sodomize you for weeks.
okija-juju is a proper igbo son, with deeply-rooted heritage from the east.

just because some unscrupulous nominees rubbed your palms with diseased kolanuts and palmwine does not give you the right to disqualify okija-juju and the other people. this is democracy. the government of the people by the people. 7 igbo sons & daughters nominated okija-juju and you think you can just disqualify him to satisfy your selfish wet-dreams? i shall make this place ungovernable. i will recruit 270 virgin boko-harams to cause chaos and anarchy on this thread.

furthermore, okija will go to the supreme court where we would be hoping to get a death sentence passed on your person!
your days on this planet are numbered. if i were you, i would get a lawyer and start writing the will.

sandysprax:
Even if i run, i still believe she might harm herself over it and i dont want to live with the guilt that she died cos of me.Gives me the creeps each time i think about it

at least, the records would show you were not there when she offed herself.
you don't want to be arrested for murder. you would spend at least 18 months in prison before your innocence can be proven in a crown court!
there are some suicide acts that look like murder has been committed.

imagine her drinking a delayed poison and dying in your bed.
it seems you don't know what you are dealing with.
i pity your loved ones - they are the ones that would weep for your ignorance while you are throwing tantrums in wormwood scrubs!

Adaeze003:
yep love and sex go hand in hand in most cases but that's not my point. My point is LOVE and SEX are two different things!

it's like saying a bungalow and a skyscraper are 2 different things.

Gidisbug:
Please nairalanders, I've been in a confused state for some weeks now, I just need help! Ok to my story.
Through the regular group activities most of us do on  BBM, I met a guy who was actually fun whenever we chat and we got so used to each other, he's based in the US while i live in London. He always comes back home during festive periods but I don't. So last year I decided to come home since he was to visit Nigeria and it was a good opportunity for me to come home as well. getting home to Nigeria, I met him and we started a proper relationship, but I was shocked when most of the other girls on the bb group told me they had something with my new bf.

When I confronted him, he didn't deny but told me he saw me differently which I stupidly fell, and all through the holiday was fun for us. Even after we both travelled back to our different countries, I always. Travelled to the states to visit him, but he never came to the uk because of reasons best known to him. To cut the story short, I love this guy I did so many things I can't mention but I can't find a pin I got as a gift from him. Whenever I miss him and need to talk, he's either partying or in strip clubs and when I ask him why he goes to such places, he says to me he doesn't wanna lie to me so he tells me where he goes.and he just loves the sight.
I have cried and begged him several times to show me some respect and love but all he keeps doing is make me cry. Now my mother has promised to cut me off if I continue with this guy and she hates him so much all of a sudden.
Recently, I went to NY with my mum and I tried keeping away from him, but I went ahead to let him know I was in the states just cos I didn't think he was gonn come there since he is based in Atlanta and I had 2 days left to stay. He actually came and has been begging me to forgive him and he wants us to start on a clean slate.
He has hurt me so much, cheating and lying to me and most of all my mum disapproves of our relationship now. But the truth is I still love him, so I'm just confused,  Your advice can actually help, do I stay or walk away Cos I'm scared of getting hurt again! He has been begging and I just hope it's not a scam. Well, insults and advice is allowed, it's nairaland after all,

you better stay!
there's no promise the next guy you date is going to be better.
he's not just going to change his ways because he met you. it doesn't just happen that way.

you want a fly guy, be prepared to share him with hordes of women all over the world.
if you want a faithful, stay-at-home guy. . . . .go to mountain of fire church on lagos-ibadan expressway. you will find dedicated faithful and religious men who are virgins and will not even look at another woman till they die.

sandysprax:
Its even better she threatens to kill u, atleast u stand a chance of travelling to an undisclosed destination,My girl pisses me off sometimes and when i tell her i dont want her anymore, she picks up jik or shower gel to drink and die and she dosent bluff, she means every bit of it.I have stopped her severally from committing suicide in my house as i wouldn't want someones blood on my head.Though we've been together for 4 yrs, 2 of which was spent at long distance.Girls are the most complex creatures ever.smh

she'd kill herself in your house one night(take it from me).
i know a girl that used to do that to her boy/f. eventually, she jumped from 30ft and killed herself one night over a minor argument.

if you love yourself, run now and never look back.
babes like that have a death wish.

Adaeze003:
@ coogar
love = feeling of great fondness or enthusiasm for a person.
Sex = the physical activity that people do in order to produce babies or for pleasure <longman dictionary>
how can you now say love =sex ?

except that it is. . . .

can 2 people in love have s[i]e[/i]x? yes.
can 2 sex partners fall in love with each other yes?

sex and love are not mutually exclusive.
they go hand in hand in [b]most [/b]cases.

dayokanu:
[size=28pt]I was sponsored by Onlytruth - ALI KONDUGA[/size]

Notorious Boko _haramist has come out on national TV to claim that he was sponsored by onlytruth.

The SS has hereby invited Mr Onlytruth to their "headcutters" for kweshioning

this is "mr. onlytruth" after hearing the news:

[img]http:///gallery/d/187562-1/Distraught_fan.gif[/img]

Adaeze003:
people now see love as sex. What a pity!!!!

how do you see it, adaeze?
if sex = love-making, can you really separate love from sex in that equation?

seedord247:
Coogar . .
As an outsider (ape), what do you think of the human race? . . . God?

i think it's a disgrace that you actually belong to the human race - at best, your intelligence is at par with a pubic louse.

but they said Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!

exactly my point.
in your case, there's no point giving you a brain! you have traded it for a plate of hot porridge.
na spermflakes occupy your brain cavity as we speak.

May God punish that doctor that did not abort you . . . .

by the same token, i blame the woman that allowed your conception.
the spermhead should have been swallowed with a glass of shekpe

^^

high chief is trying to posion the elders.
na palm wine be dat or hydrochloric acid?

seedord247:
Ape!  Ape! Ape!

how many did i call you?. . . .Are you always so silly or is today a special occasion?

you are back again to get your weekly lashings! you ran away last week - i thought i had claimed another life but then your decorum is nothing to write village about. how are you mr seedord? have you eaten? are you out of the poverty bracket yet?

seriously though, you should get rid of those moses shoes.
environmental specialists have found out those shoes breed anopheles mosquitoes - the cause of the high infant mortality rate in your village.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=818230.msg9702221#msg9702221 date=1323125653]cooogar u are a fool

Goat [/quote]190 you are a tool! the greatest tool ever to have walked this planet.
if being foolish is a serious crime, you won't get a death sentence - you would get a death paragraph.

[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=816238.msg9702200#msg9702200 date=1323125348]You can debunk my claims in so many other better ways. Dont bring in another fight here, we are not into do-or-die politics and stop taking things too serious and while you are at, enjoy the kola. Thanks[/quote]don't bribe me - i don't want your kola.
i have 40 baskets of original kola in my backyard supplied by okija-juju himself.

PointB:
NEWS FLASH!!!

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE ELECTORAL COMMISSIONER,

TO ALL CANDIDATES
AND GENERAL PUBLIC

okija-juju has gained another vote from naijababe.
please, add to the poll!!

Orikinla:
To be truly honest, I would prefer free love to marriage. Because I cannot live together with the same woman for long without being bored. I would prefer to date for as long as I wish and move on to another person. I am very faithful and have never cheated in every relationship, but I cannot bear the routines of living  with the same woman daily for life. I have had a live-in lover before and she wanted marriage 12 years ago. But I did not go on with her plans. I praise married couples, but I know they are just following the custom and tradition of a religion or a society. I have tried to do so too, but it would just be to please my family, church and society who would be happy to see me married. Honestly, I do feel sorry for married people, because in many cases they are not really happy. They just simply believe they have to carry on the tradition. Do I want children? There are enough orphans who need parents. I would prefer having the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie kind of relationship without being married. I would love to have children from three different women from three different races. But what has kept me this long is my church will never accept it. They want me to be a role model, but I am a rebel like most of the prophets were who never married  or even married more than one wife like Moses and David.

how old is this guy for bleeps' sake?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=818230.msg9702017#msg9702017 date=1323122813]Someborry is jealous! Whoooshh!  Oh, you so wish you were them. Village boy.

See this one using me to pull e-swag-- Chei. Olodo. [/quote]190 is s[i]e[/i]x-starved. . . . . .are you sure your e-kisses won't make him bust his nuts?
be careful how you play with this boy. he's not had s[i]e[/i]x in a decade.

freecocoa:
^
Na today you know say seedord brain dey work anti-clockwise?

my problem with seedord is - if you are going to yab anyone's look at least the person yabbing must be decent-looking.
but when someone like 190 starts dissing slimyem's look then there's a problem. a pot has no right to call kettle black.

[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=816238.msg9701432#msg9701432 date=1323117613]PointB, I would like to inform you that the following people that nominated Okija Juju are not Igbo:

Cooger: He is not Igbo and if you check the first 2 or 3 pages of this thread where he asked the meaning of Eze Ndi Igbo before Alj_harem explained that to him. I am 100% sure he is not Igbo. I know him.[/quote]why can't some nigerians tape it shut for crying out loud? i don't know you from adam - stop claiming you know me!
so because you are not getting any votes you have now resorted to "pull him down" tactics for okija-juju?
you are a joker!

BABE: She is not Igbo too, she is Yoruba. I know her as well.

her mum is from imo state.
she's igbo!

On this note, you have to withdraw their nominations for Okija juju

not even arthur nzeribe can withdraw our nominations for okija.
he's led exemplary all these years. he's been a good igbo ambassador on this forum and his existence on nairaland pre-dates many of his rivals.

@OP I nominate "Onlytruth", he has those qualities in him to take us to greater heights.

Daalu!!!

what you should have done before resorting to hokum.
nominate who you want to nominate - but don't bring others down.

i cannot believe seedord is yabbing freecocoa.

r231:
^^^^^are you gayy

don't feed the troll - he's a lunatic!!

all he's got is his 17" cock, he has got no brain to think for himself!
you have probably met the dullest nigerian male on the planet in mr. cork!

[quote author=al-qaeda link=topic=816924.msg9696253#msg9696253 date=1323081207]she was my heartbeat until friday when asked her to come over and she said she cant. i now asked her if she had made any plans for the evening and she said no and also said that i could call her anytime i wished. i now called her by 8 to talk to her after work and she didnt pick. i went on to cal her about 30 times throughout the night unto saturday morning, still no reply. she later called on saturday afternoon and told me she wasnt in the mood to talk to any1 that nite. she came over yesterday to tell me that she was with another guy on friday. i've been with her for 2 years and was about to propose next weekend on my birthday. what do i do now as i am in a mess. pls house, help me decide on what to do.[/quote]how is this possible? a babe you have been doing for 2 years suddenly decides to spend the night with a total stranger?
what is wrong with the men in nigeria these days? have your c[i]o[/i]cks fallen off?

you mean you never suspected her of this? you never knew she's capable of doing this?
you had no plan b or plan c? damn!!!! now i know why acid-bathing is the norm in nigeria.

i hope i don't see you on the front page of pm-news handcuffed cos you have showered your babe with sulphuric acid.

kolexy:
This is pure wickedness. How could you date someone for SIX YEARS, only to turn back that you don't love her! Haba!

I once dated a girl, and we both love each other. But because I wasn't fully okay marrying her, we had to part ways. She wept and pleaded, but I made her realize it better for us to separate now than later. We broke up, not because I found someone else, but becos I do not want to make mistakes.

It is selfish to keep someone you don't love for six years. Bros you must Marry her by force.

pot calling kettle black. did you marry yours by force?