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nateevs:
Hehehehe.

I love how Ibime loves to twist issues. We did not sit back and catch their high line.
We were forced to sit because they had better ball holders than us. Open eye man!

AVB will never sit back and catch people on the break. Something he even confirmed in the interview yesterday.
He said we would play with the same mentality, possession football, we won't play the long ball and 'we won't play counter attacking football'.
Go listen to the interview and stop clutching at straws.

Valencia forced us to defend deep. We pressed and capitalised on their mistakes.
Sorry, the setup you have been advocating for eons is not coming any soon.

don't mind ibime - he thinks he's in ikpulu creeks where he would use long-winded paragraphs to bamboozle his audience.
what sitting back is he talking about? chelsea did not sit at all. they played like they have always played - but they converted their chances better.

unlike the games they lost to arsenal and liverpool. goals change games.
the early goal really helped and kudos to drogba for burying his chance. everything became much easier then. . . .valencia tried to force it and that left them exposed at the back.

ibime wants to turn that single turn of events into mourinho's tactics and albert einstein's calculus.
we are lucky ibime is a professional with a good pay. had he ventured into 419, he would have used this verbose bullying tactics to dazzle his victims and sell nigeria to vietnam!

BlueDiva:
No high line my friend.
Even our full back stayed put.

Compare it to that nonsense we used to play.
We're not suited for all that high line jargon.

Even JT said it in the post match interview that they changed tactics for this game.

you don't understand football.

what was terry's position when drogba was about putting the ball into the net for the 3rd goal?
i am sure he was standing close to the centre circle.

had drogba missed with valencia counter-attacking, chelsea would have been caught.
the high-line defensive mechanism is being mis-read by you lots.

MRbrownJAY:
bro, the fact that he has a baby is irrelevant. look at it this way: if you were married with a great lady, you guys have a kid and suddenly she cant cope and starts to act crazy (postnatal depression), or she just starts to fukc around after the marriage blues is over. so, eventually you divorce her, would that make you an irresponsible man for the rest of your life?!

it's not irrelevant - matter of fact, it's the single most important reason the op's mother does not want her daughter to marry the dude.
if i was married with a great lady and she suffers post-natal depression and the marriage blues are over, then i remain single. . . . .and if i must re-marry, i must clean up my own acts now so that the only flaw/blemish i would have is the 1st marriage.

but this dude has more than a blemish.
he's a baby-father at 25. staying with another babe cos of his papers and he still wants to be with another babe.
would you let a female friend of yours put her in head in such a relationship? let's be realistic for once.

also, you Were Intimate with a damsel, condom broke, she got pregnant and she kept the baby (since she was against abortion), should that ALSO make you an irresponsible man for the rest of your life (even though you are caring FULLY for that kid)? .

don't get caught in the plague.
my condom can never break sleeping with a damsel. never ever.
when guys make such excuses - it's because they are irresponsible. using "used" condoms, using expired condoms or not wearing it the right way.
who should i blame for such? the condom company?

no no, i am just saying that it is "POSSIBLE" that he could live with her simply for the papers. is it not?! does "loving to party" or being Nigerian automatically means that he is fukcing the gal he is living with?!

the dude is irresponsible.
mind - i make deductions from what i have read on here - and if what the original poster has said is accurate - the dude is irresponsible.

bro, many of these desperate broke gals this days are willingly marrying 9ja men for MONEY and have no contact with these guys. they just live together to make sure it looks real for immigration. i am not saying that this is what is happening here, i am just saying that it is "POSSIBLE".

i don't see how it's quite possible for a couple of opposite sexes can live together in the same house without sex.
the lady is his ex. they have done it before. okafor's law must take charge. the dude is irresponsible.

when a man has so many blemishes - i give up on him. a babyfather should always endeavour other aspects of his life are straight!
straight as a ruler!!!

BlueDiva:
Common mate, make we cry?  

Yes, AVB still doesn't know what he is doing.
Why did he abandon his high line nonsense for this game?

he did not abandon his high-line. . . .

it's just that when chelsea went forward this time, they scored so they were not really vulnerable to counter attacks.
in the games chelsea lost, when you went forward, you guys couldn't convert most of the chances, the opponents broke and they countered.
the idea is to score from the chances you created. once a goal pops in - the opponents can't counter, can they?

dayokanu:
What happened to the shape keeper? DROGBA has silenced you all.
The problem with Chelsea is fernando torres

the problem with chelsea is lampard's position. . . .
----------------------------------------------------------

--------back five-------

----ramirez-----mikel----

sturridge---mata---malouda

-----------torres-------

if you leave mata there behind torres, he would sort the spaniard out.
torres would score plenty of goals.

Which was the other game Lampard was benched?

chelsea were out of sorts until lampard was subbed against newcastle.
the moment he left - goals kept pouring in few seconds later . . .

nateevs:
Please don't try to convince them. When dude starts to slam in goals, they will chill.
Meanwhile 2 weeks ago, some were saying AVB didn't know what he was doing.
Now they are sahring in the happiness. . .


Chelsea through jor! Roll on Boas!

hahaha, i remember ibime calling him portugese kevin keegan!
you would know ibime silently wished chelsea lost tonight so he can weigh heavy on his ill-advised theory.

2 weeks ago, they all stood on his neck that he's not ripe enough when it was obvious there was nothing wrong with his system.
chelsea are livelier - it was the chance conversion rate that was lacking - nothing to do with the way villas-boas set the team.

hopefully, dayokanu and ibime will now get it. i really hope they do.
buncha charlatans!

nateevs:
Lampard benched 2 games in a row, Chelsea win 3-0.
Some people are going to die. . . Hehehehe.

Meanwhile standing ovation for Drogba. Pure Class!
Step aside fake midfielders, Mata is in the building jor!

don't mind the charlatans like dayokanu & ibime. . . .

if villas-boas plays mata just behind torres to craft out those through-balls, torres would score plenty of goals.
that will happen in due time though - villas-boas is rebuilding.

what a golden pass from mata!

mata is such a brilliant player!!!!

drogba - goal!!!!

torres would have scored from that chance.

BlueDiva:
It's games like this that makes me realize that Chelsea can play when they want to.

if you don't play lampard!

MRbrownJAY:
what has anything got to do with being responsible?! so a responsible man cannot have a child and then divorce/break up?!

the genesis of irresponsibility.
if a man cannot take control of his home - then he's irresponsible.
he's only 27 now. . . . .maybe he had the baby at 21. so when did he marry? put one n one together. the dude is irresponsible.

let's be realistic here, yes living with a woman is wrong BUT, unless we can CONFIRM that she is his gf, we cant blame the guy yet. it could be some paper arrangement like there are many all over the world.

so you actually believe he's living with this woman without sleeping with her?
naija dude? that loves to party?

gimme a break!

BlueDiva:
When i said Romeu shiits on Mikel dey say na lie.
They said he is too young to play on the big stage.

It's getting clear now that Mikel is part of our problems.
Can't defend, can't attack, lacks creativity.

all these observations based on one game?
bluediva, calm down!

BlueDiva:
^^^^^
Haba, i've always said DD was still class.
Na una say the guy na dead wood. Nateevs especially.

he's deadwood. of course, he's not completely useless.
no striker is completely useless. . . . . .even ryan giggs at 38 still has his moments of ingenuity.

i just believe torres is a better option.
the last time torres started at home in europe, he bagged a brace.

but seriously. . . . . . .sturridge! does he own a football brain?
trying to score from impossible angle when he should have crossed. . . . .is he ok?

BlueDiva:
I will place a curse on anyone who says Torres is better than DD.
Good game so far, i hope we don't lose it.

Meanwhile wtf is wrong with Sturridge?
That Bottom.hole is so selfish.

bluediva is a fair-weather fan!

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=819188.msg9708598#msg9708598 date=1323197378]^count me out please

cooogar

Its time for shape keeper [/quote]who's shape keeper?

Russialane:
@  
coogar    ABEG TELL THEM joor you are on POINT NIGERIA IS TRULY A HOPELESS COUNTRY ITS LIKE THE GRADUATES INSIDE NIGERIA HAVE NOT REALISED THAT THEY ARE ALL TRAP IN THAT COUNTRY OF OURS i still feel NIGERIA WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER IF THE FOOLISH GOVERNMENT HAVE ENCOURAGED VOCATIONAL SKILLS so that those without degrees can make a living from their SKILL INSTEAD THEY ALL WORSHIP WHITE COLLAR JOBS . FOOLISH COUNTRY , OF OURS

and this is why you see 50,000 applicants @ chevron interview centre when chevron are only looking for 20 applicants!

yet we wonder why there are so many robbers/whores/yahoo boys and what-not!
the parents are not even making it easier for their wards. they would force a complete dullard to read medicine/pharmacy.
by the time he bribes his way out of college - he'd start prescribing wrong drugs and killing patients in his hospital.

jackpot:
for me, my fiancee must be a graduate and a potential M.Sc material to start with. Men, you've to raise your stakes high!
For those of you saying you can buy degrees, well good for you.
For me, I read and earned my precious degree.

@OP
figure it out!
[s]i understand ladies case's a bit different~[/s]

congratulations!
but errrrrrrrrrrrrr, do you have a job?

i am not talking of marketing jobs in the bank where you are supposed to meet certain targets and stalk rich customers.

Russialane:
@
meyr[/b]i

if  your guy were to be in the UK MY DEAR labour work pays so well and handsomely in the UK MORE THAN WHAT SO CALLED GRADUATES IN NIGERIA EARN even those with first class combine in nigeria will not earn what he will earn in the UK unfortunately nigeria is all about white collar jobs even blue collar job is not accepted in nigeria as a means of living by some. in the UK NOBODY gives a hoot about what sort of collar job you are wearing THE £ IS WHAT TALKS FOR YOU as long as you can earn a living ,[b] nigeria as a country do things upside down thats why there is massive unemployment whereby everybody wants to wear suit and tie and do office jobs thats is no longer available , just tel your guy to enhance and upgrade himself with some qualifcations in the areas of his skill .

it's a hopeless country.

everyone wants to be a graduate by force. no entrepreneurship - whereas, university is not for everyone.
the most annoying thing is when you speak to the so-called graduates, your stomach would turn in revulsion. some of them cannot speak to save their lives.

you might cop migraine while reading from some of them. then you begin to wonder how some of them bagged their first degree.
the unemployment level is a curse. 40 million youths are not employed, broke-assed and this is why they steal blackberry phones and do indirect pr[i]o[/i]stitution.

Goldieluks:
Coogar na real Britico,lolz.

says who?
i am an ordinary subsistent farmer in enugu.

Goldieluks:

Abi ooh,
your right,but that amount is arguable,is it constant?

constant if they are attached to a company!

Goldieluks:
@bolded!
Plumbers are making it here.

£5000 per month. . . .plus the little jobs they do in the neighbourhood(tax-free).

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=819188.msg9708245#msg9708245 date=1323194406]cooogar    [/quote]but you know it's true.
artisan jobs are hotcakes in developed countries - it's only in the 3rd world countries like nigeria that people still worship the certificate.

ring up handy men to come and fix something in your flat and see how much you'd be charged.
i wish i didn't waste years in the uni sitting in the office. . . .i should be doing plumbing work for single women around goldieluk's neighbourhood.

Gidisbug:
Really grateful to u all for your advice, at least almost everyone shares the same view, will do just that, thanks guys.

you never told me the dude is a baby father. . . . .
next time, try as much as possible to let it all out in one go so one can advise based on the totality of the problems.

he's one irresponsible chap!
if @ 27, he's got a son + he lives with another woman + he is still playing a game of checkers with you, then you should leave.

check out mr. cork and 190
they are nairaland's most eligible broke-arse bachelors. . . . .

meyri:
Met amazing guy recently. We just click and we make each other happy. I have introduce him to my family and friends and they like him. But one thing they cannot look over is his occupation. He can repair fix anything from car  to electronics to large appliances. He makes a good living and is very independent. But he not a graduate. He says he waited to long to gain admission so he decide to learn a trade to keep him busy. Want to go back to school but he says he doesn't have time and struggled with paying attention in school and he not sure if he want to relive that. My parents call his job "dirty job" and say that his future is not secure w/o degree. Na weting dirty job? A job is a job as long as you can support urself and your family. Must a secure job be an office job? My family and friend don't value him and look at him sideways. My mama says that Im wasting my time and staying longer w him will make it difficult to leave. For me his occupation doesnt bother me. I'm I being naive in investing time and energy in this relationship? Or should I convince my friend and family that he actually has worth?

you have nothing to worry about. your partner is a cash-cow.
if your parents think he's got no worth - bring him to the uk. he would make more money than all the first class graduates from your home town put together.  the real worth of a man is his skills(what he can do) and not a piece of paper some graduates bought with £2000.

graduate my arse!

okija-juju is not on the list of nominees.

this thread is a fraud!
voters on this thread shall be arrested and sentenced in a sharia court.

be warned!

e-f-c-c chief,
alhaji danladi yussuf

[quote author=soft-touch link=topic=818894.msg9708018#msg9708018 date=1323192380]Try think outside the box. I don't need PHCN to get electricity, I generated mine, and don't ask me how, search the internet.[/quote]i don't think i need the information. i was just making sure it wasn't a typo!
for me, there are other things to worry about than generating electricity. where i dwell, your information won't be necessary.

But Coogar, why are you always like making mockery of most forum discussion?

because most of the forum discussion i read here are often idiotic.

Maybe I should have invite you when celebrating a year of non-interrupted Electricity in my house by Jan 27th 2012 (without PHCN), but security
reasons willl not make it possible.

too much stress inviting me, save your breath!
plus i'd need a visa!

debosky:
So what? So if a player wants to leave he should be excommunicated? Bendtner was talking about leaving for a while but was still playing and training with the first team.

apples and oranges - arsenal need every player in their squad.
the squad is thin and often ravaged by injuries.

That's not the point - the point is a coach shouldn't treat players like lepers simply for handing in a transfer request. Kolo handed in a transfer request but it was rejected - he was never sent away from the fold till he eventually left.

kolo was a valuable member of the team - same as nasri.
in all honesty, i think alex's current form is better than john terry and david luiz.

luiz gets playing time because he suits villas-boas high line defensive mechanism and the amount of money spent on him. john terry is . . . . .john terry. you cannot bench him. someone has to be the sacrificial lamb.

Mmuo Okija:
[size=16pt]Press Briefing by Legal Counsel to the PROGRESS 2012 Campaign Team.[/size]

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, Ndi Igbo and Non Igbos alike,

Events of the past few days have indeed threatened the unity, intergrity, peace and accord of the Igbo people. Everybody has sat by and watched as a few unscrupulous and shady elements have hijacked and manipulated the electoral system in a bid to impose a puppet Eze Ndi Igbo on the Igbo people and thus manipulate him to achieve their selfish goals. It is even sadder to watch how they have at their convenience manipulated, changed and interpreted the rules governing the nomination to suit them. It is shameful to see how they speak from both sides of their mouth and deny it when queried. Our candidate Ogbuefi Nna Nyelu Ugo 1 of Nairaland, Chief, Engineer, Eze Mmuo Okija_Juju^TM had severally screamed and pointed to this gross malpractice and even went as far as demending that an Election Tribunal be set-up to address the grieviance of the Candidates, but the Mafia through their agent (who also doubled as the election commissioner) refused to set up such a comittee.[/i]It is no surprise to us as to how things turned out in the end. The rigging was so callous it wasnt even scientific in nature and could have been easily spotted by a kindergartener.

Since we the Progress 2012 [i]campaign team and other aggrieved persons who have been cheated out of our right to be voted for have no court to run to nor tribunal to seek redress at, we hereby bring our case to the court of public opinion and the igbo people in general to see for themselves and judge if this is the process by which we want to pick our leader.

I shall be presenting evidence to prove that not only was their mass rigging, but also that there were reported cases of double and even triple voting, rules that were ignored to suit the selfish plans of the Biafran Mafia (opposition), evidence pointing to the bias nature of the electoral commisioner and his coy tactics of making inflammatory and snide comments to instigate the voters against my client and the Progress 2012 Campaign team.

Although my client and candidate of the Progress 2012 campaign team[b] Ichie [/b] Okija_juju^TM has refused to take up this matter in the court of law, I find it prudent to make sure that the general voting Igbo public understand fully the situation on ground before they choose a wolf in sheeps disguise to be their leader. The following are the evidences to support our claims;

Exhibit 1. - This points to the fact that even before our candidate "Ichie EzeMmuo Alusi Okija^TM" entered the political scene, the electoral commisioner had a pre-existing bias towards him and had even started launching a campaign of Calumny against his person, thus hindering his chances of getting a fair acceptance by the voters.

Exhibit 2. - Shows evidence that one of the nominees (Ezeuche) had several complaints against him that were convieniently ignored by the electoral commisioner for his selfish reason, and also because his 3rd daughters wedding was sponsored by Ezeuche's company [eze spare parts limited].

Exhibit 3. - Shows the lousy excuse given by the selectoral electoral commisioner as to why he couldnt disqualify Ezeuche. Yet the same reason was used to disqualify the Progress 2012 Candidate in the end.

Exhibit 4. - Shows more evidence why Ezeuche should have been disqualified from the very start, yet ignored due to a phantom rule that was introduced from out of the blues.

Exhibit 5. - Shows one of the delegates (KC3000) making a mockery of the entire electoral process, which was written in the by-laws as a grounds for dis-crediting his votes. Yet despite this, the selectoral commissioner went ahed and ackonwledged his nominations, yet discrediting the votes of some of the delegates who voted for the PROGRESS 2012 Candidate using the same rule. Double standards.

Exhibit 6. - Shows that alot of allegations of double nominations where made by delegates and election observers alike that were never addressed by the selectoral commisioner.

Exhibit 7. - Points to one of the delegates (Lailawaliaslala [whose name sounds like a northern Boko Haram trained suicide bomber by the way]) supporting the short-circuiting of the rules to suit the desire of the mafia.

Exhibit 8. - This is strong evidence pointing to the bias nature of PointB the resident electoral commissioner who disqualified the PROGRESS 2012 candidate on his own prejudice even before he joined the race properly.

Exhibit 9. - Shows the electoral commisioner admiting bias. Yet he failed to step down from his position and went ahead to conduct the worst primaries in the history of democracy.

Exhibit 10. - Shows one of the delegates (Ifyalways) making a mockery of the elctions, calling those who took it serious (basically the entire Igbo nation) a joke. Which is solid grounds for her disqualification according to the bylaws, but this was convieniently ignored by the electoral commisioner because his first son is engaged to her daughter.

Exhibit 11. - Shows the electoral commisioner making subtle infalmmatory comments against the Progress 2012 candidate, thus planting the seed of malice in the heart of the voters towards him.

Exhibit 12. - Shows initial results as published by the electoral commisioner as at the close of nominations yesterday, putting the Progress 2012 candidate firmly in contention for the Title of Eze Ndi Igbo 1 of Nairaland.

Exhibit 13. - Shows the new results published this morning by the Selectoral commissioner after he recieved a cheque from the other nominees and a truck load of indian pros'titutes and alcohol.



I hope you all (Ndi Igbo) can see how these elections have been controlled by the mafia. I leave the verdict in the hands of our Umunna and Umunne (s).

Lets come together and kick out these wicked politicians from our midst as they can never bring our people the progress we desparately need. The world is watching us, our eneies are also watching. More eveidence can be provided should this case ever get to a court of law or a tribunal, where I Hon. Mmuo Okija _{Esq. SAN} shall be representing the Progress 2012 Campaign team pro-bono.

I rest my case for now.


Signed by

Chief Hon. Dr. Mmuo Okija _{Esq. SAN. GCON. OFR}

okija-juju, we are solidly behind you.
you are a proud igbo son and i reiterate you would become the eze ndi igbo of this forum.

keep fighting, reliable sources have now told me some considerable amounts of money were deposited in pointB's zenith account late last night.

PointB:
Indeed sir moderator.

I did not plan anything. I improvised for the good of the people.  
But at any rate, I did say subject to petitions,  nomination can be annulled.  

mechonnu!
you improvised for 1500 naira recharge card!

debosky:
It's virtually the same thing - they've been treated like cancerous cells that can affect the rest of the group!

except that anelka has been talking about leaving for months now - possibly even before villas-boas was hired.

AVB is acting immaturely IMO - if the players haven't committed an offence then there's no reason to excommunicate them for making a transfer request. Why couldn't he convince them to put in their best for their remaining weeks/months with Chelski?

convince them? what do you think would happen if carlos vela or pascal cygan(in his prime) handed in a transfer request?
i am quite sure wenger will be so happy he would do a thanksgiving in church.

Those guys aren't the first players to make transfer requests or seek more playing time. Only a Arrow like Winston Bogarde will be content to sit on the bench and see out his contract. These guys see themselves being sidelined but they still want to play.

i really dunno the details of this ish. i will get to the root of it later.

r231:
we are concluding the project today and awaiting final statement and pictures

-----we are waiting. . . . .
i want to see mr obuh in a man utd shirt. you guys should stop buying them arsenal shirts!

arsenal fc = bad luck.

debosky:
^^ If Anelka is arrogant, has Alex also become arrogant as well?
Coaches need to act with decorum - even after Nasri was almost certain to leave, he wasn't excommunicated, ditto with Eboue and others.

that is not the point. they handed in their transfer request. villas-boas didn't sack them.
why would any player say he wants to leave? anelka played for chelsea last month so it's not like he has been frozen out like mancini/tevez saga.

villas-boas has got decorum. anelka is the maggot. alex is just a baboon who won't admit his time has elapsed at top level.
nasri's issue was different, it's contract related. eboue? the fans forced eboue out.

Parisgoodman:
I have a about two female friends who are 20+, they seem not to be growing anylonger, their skin is shrinking stunted and getting smaller everyday, i suppose dis is because they are still virgin(guesing). I heard that wen a girl start sucking gbola, there are some cells in it that helps in growing, i'm asking if truly my guessing is right.

there are about 3 billion women in the world. using 2 isolated cases is erroneous.
your female friends are midgets - it has nothing to do with their virginity. even if they had started sex at the age of 3, their bone structure would still be the same.

debosky:
How can you show determination when the coach tells you to empty out your locker, never enter the building when the first team is there and go park in the visitors' parking lot? Even Berba never had that done to him, he was simply rotated and left out of match day sides.

That's just AVB trying to flex his muscles to show he's in charge - a player can't do anything if the coach treats him like that.

something must have happened before the relationship broke down to that level. you just don't tell a player to empty out his locker and stuff.
truth is, anelka is an arrogant twit - i will not buy that story from him.