₦airaland Forum

freecocoa:
Mr Cockrel you keep forgeting this is a nigerian site and we don't have lots of white chicks here,you white arse licking fowl.

i doubt he even dates white chics? except he dates the low-lives, like the racist chav on youtube!
there are white chics and there are white chics.

mykali:
LOOOL!! you've got the time to do this?

i have mr cork's time this evening.
he's a pubic louse!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=800592.msg9524746#msg9524746 date=1320949349]You go to Night club, they play hard to get. You come to Nairaland, They play hard to get.  Please advise. cheers!!! [/quote]chics will run after you:

-when you change your location from peckham to hampstead. . .
-when you improve your penmanship
-when you stop behaving like a raving lunatic.
-when you learn to spell the word "offence"

[quote author=9ja_I_hail link=topic=816238.msg9700414#msg9700414 date=1323109037]ALLOWING OTHER TRIBES TO VOTE IS NOT BAD BUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT IF OTHER TRIBES ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE BET ME FOR SURE OKIJA JUJU WILL CARRY THE DAY WHY BECAUSE OTHER TRIBES BELIEVES HE IS NOT READY TO DEFEND THE IGBOS RATHER HE IS LIKE OPPOSITION TO IGBO PEOPLE. MIND YOU THIS ELECTION SHOULD NOT BE SEE AS CHILD PLAY STUFF WE AS IGBO PEOPLE WE NEED A STRONG MIND PERSON THAT POSSESS QUALITIES AND ABILITIES TO BE OUR NEXT IKEMBA. THOUGH SO FAR OKIJA JUJ HAS CHANGED MY THOUGHT TOWARDS HIM THROUGH HIS CAMPAIGN ABILITY AND STRATEGIES BUT HIS PREVIOUS STANCE OVER THE IGBO'S HAS RUIN HIS CHANCE , AS LONG AS I AM CONFIRMED NWAFOR IGBO NO TRUE IGBO SON OR DAUGHTER THAT WILL VOTE FOR ANY CANDIDATE WHO PREVIOUSLY MOCK THEM OR MAKE THEM A LAUGHING STUFF.I ALSO WANT TO SAY THAT IF WE REALLY WANT PEOPLE TO TAKE IGBO'S SERIOUS IN THIS FORUM I WILL SUGGEST US TO BE SERIOUS AND VOTE TO SOMEONE WHO HAS IGBO'S AT HEART NOT SOMEONE WHO LOVE US JUST TO GIVE OTHER TRIBES AVENUE TO BASH US.AND OKIJA JUJU WINNING THE ELECTION MAY BRING SO MUCH NEGLECTING TO THE EZE NDIGBO IN THIS FORUM.

I AM NOT AGAINST OKIJA JUJU,THOUGH I HATE ANYBODY WHO HATE MY PEOPLE BUT HIS CAMPAIGN HAS MADE ME TO LOVE HIM AGAIN THANKS MR OLUSI OKIJA.I PERSONALLY CAN VOTE FOR YOU FOR ANY OTHER POSITION BUT NOT EZE NDIGBO NOOOOO EZE NDIGBO GOES BY MERIT

THANKS[/quote]okija does not need your vote as the eze ndigbo. his army of followers are marching towards this place in the next few hours.
he's the one and only okija. proud of his okija heritage - whilst many of you choose western/foreign usernames, he stuck to his roots. "okija-juju"!

if he doesn't win this election, there shall be human casualties on this thread. if you want to vote for someone else, please do so without denigrating okija juju. we don't need to know why you are not voting for him.

NEW BIN:
THE ANNOYING THING IS,  SHE HAS TOOTH-DECAY!
 WOUF! WOUF! WOUF!

love is sharing!
share the tooth-decay!

dayokanu:
And OP, Dont even sleep with her unless you have a Michelin tyre condom from your chest to the sole of your feet

he can get injections from his doctor - to make him temporary sterile.
he would fire blanks for a period of 1 yr or 6 months.

if he keeps on abstinence, the alarm bells would ring soundly.
if he wears condoms, the chic would also get the message. chics are not that dumb and if the op has been skin-diving in the past, how's he gonna convince her about condoms.

lailaiwala:
commissioner,

i refuse to address coogar. he is a known troublemaker, hothead and foulmouthed. see sport romance family sections. everywhere he goes he brings trouble.

please call him to order. 

if you stop making yourself heard all the time, you shall not meet any trouble.

i have been hired to make sure okija gets nominated without bias. i am only doing my job.
go and do your own job as well.

commissioner, please ignore the rants of this attention seeking igbo boy.

chaircover:
Coogar what can I interest you in?

i'll be going to naija for christmas and my girlfriend would miss me seriously especially with the freezing condition in britain.
i need a competent rabbit for her. (purple is her favourite colour).

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=818230.msg9700181#msg9700181 date=1323107182]vote where [/quote]read the previous comments, are you using your nokia3310 to browse?

freecocoa:
OKIJA JUJU for president,I mean EZE ndi igbo with me as the LOLO of course,if not problem go dey for this forum.

thank you very much!

okija's stock is rising.

lailaiwala:
well, one or two rules have been modified in the past. just checking.

urgent motion!
i wish to urgently make a motion that you seriously reconsider eligibility of nominators. we want a free fair and conclusive election. if a nominee nominates himself, what is the percentage of acceptable non-igbo supporters allowed. i'm not mentioning any names, but. . . ok yeah, BABE!, i believe, is from ile-ife. ife people are known to be troublesome and stubborn.  she will soon bring all her other rowdy ile-ife-ites and 190 lefulefu troublemakers to  dagbaru this primary.  

please, cut the bullshyte!
what has where voters come from gotta do with this? what matters is the number of votes!
voters can come from anywhere of the country. how do we know for sure you are igbo?

stop hating on okija. he's the spiritual leader of the igbos on this forum.

dayokanu:
This plan would surely fail.

The guy said he has hinted her and she still didnt send. She is ready to accept anything just to get that ring. You dont know Naija girls. they would tell him that even though you are cheating, I have forgiven you.

Dont you know that naija girls would rather fight the girl than face the boyfriend? How many girls have you seen fighting over boyfriends especially in hostels when the guy is currently phocking their 4th friend in his own house in quarters

Chaircover, Can you fault my plan?

if this one fails then he should do the almighty formular.

rent one heavily pregnant woman to come knock his door.
her story must be believable - the op knocked her up few months ago and promised her marriage!

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=818230.msg9700098#msg9700098 date=1323106626] [/quote]go and vote. . . stop brooding like a child.

chaircover:
LOL you guys havent met Ms Ama Desprado

with 3 babymommas in the picture? she would run for cover!

freecocoa:
What do I get in return?

i go give u belle.

dayokanu:
SECOND PLAN is the ultimate guy-man plan.

Get a friend of your she doesnt know. Give him her phone number let him start calling her and try to toast her or maybe meet her somewhere.

if she is complying on the day of meeting go there and burst them and call the relationship off there and then. She would come begging but you wont concede and marry your new babe ASAp. (Always remember to watch your back though cos she might kill you)

If you perceive she is not playing along, Let the guy start sending love text to her, One day when you are together at night let him call or text her and snatch the phone, raise Hell and kick her out immediately

Thank me later

the plan is lame.

the best way of getting rid of a babe is to make her feel she's the one dumping you. they relish in that kind of victory that the man is a jerk.
so let the op set up a scenario. . . . .he forgot to log out his email/facebook/whatever whatever. his friends would have loaded that email with plenty of sassy mails from strings of women and even babymomma! if the girl has any dignity, that should make her go angry and she would be the one dumping the op!

chaircover:
@ Mr Solek's

chaircover, what kind of adult toys do you sell?

freecocoa:
Coogar and BABY rubber,the two both of you are the ones jealous of us,leave our nigerian site.

my cousin(okija) is campaigning to be the eze ndi igbo in the politics section.
i need your vote.

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Yes i dont. As a matter of fact, neither do i bath or wash. . . I live in Nigeria, i'm a Nigerian, . . . .
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i need your vote there too. okija for eze.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=818230.msg9699863#msg9699863 date=1323105127]@ Coogar.

*In my Finnish accent*

Oh darling-- how sweet of you! Of course they're jealous.  You're my favorite Nigerian. The rest have proven to be ********.   [/quote]the rest are congolese.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=816238.msg9699916#msg9699916 date=1323105513]Coogar

It is well with you!!

Thanks for your support!!  [/quote]you are winning the seat - i assure you that.
i have been covering the ground for you and very soon - the west point of the nigerians in diaspora would rally their support for you on this thread.
by the close of the day, you should have about 300 votes.

as one of the respected ndi-igbos of the forum, i nominate okija-juju.

he's the man to take the igbo nation to the dizzying heights ojukwu would have been proud of.
all other contestants are pretenders.

okija is the crown maazi of this forum!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=818230.msg9699720#msg9699720 date=1323104177]   [/quote]don't mind them. they are jealous of your helsinki origin.
as for me, i like you as a finn. i would marry your finn-ness and populate the planet with finn rugrats!

freecocoa:
I tell you say I wan marry am?abeg o.

well, he wants to marry you.
word on the streets: 190's been wanking with your profile pic. if 190 dies tonight and ends up in hell, you caused it.

[quote author=DAY11. link=topic=818117.msg9699728#msg9699728 date=1323104198]I adore the print on your bumper nikkah. . buh why your zipper is not properly closed?  
No wonder Coogar is relating you with Roki[b]azz[/b]tu  

I love your shoes! . . . I love this outfit, Please, can i take you out tonight ?  [/quote]you must be very intelligent!

freecocoa:
which kind question be that one?do we look alike?well no be bad thing na,I don't want you jare,stop feeling like that.

of course, 190 fits you.
i wish una happy married life with plenty plenty twins in the marriage.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=818230.msg9699391#msg9699391 date=1323101975]That's how they show love. You can't blame them. Jack died for Rose to prove his love for her. Nigerians Some people share toothbrush to prove their love. It's the least they can do.  [/quote]sharing the same toothbrush? jeeez!
the thought alone makes me want to puke.

freecocoa:
Yeah that's me,finally y'all get to see me and I hope those calling me ugly and not confident can sharrap now.

are you related to rokiatu?

freecocoa:
Hmm,you are taken dear and I want coogar.

phew!

NEW BIN:
My gal has of late began using my toothbrush.
ANYTIME  i complain,  she would say i dont love her.
what do you think?

your girlfriend is a pig.
very soon, she would force you to wear her used sanitary towels - just to prove you love her.

freecocoa:
hahahahaha,I told you I'm cute,thanks.

is that really you?

can someone print the current league table so non-participants of this fantasy league can see?

who are the top dogs and who are the relegation fodders?
i am particularly interested in debosky, ibime, dayokanu, nateevs and that adebayor lover(mukina2).

jandite?

what's a jandite?

Ibime:
Rooney hasn't been the same player since his pops got arrested for match-fixing. One cannot underestimate the mental side of the game. Rooney is human like all of us and the negro has looked a shadow of himself since his pops was faced with the real prospect of prison-time - combine that with SAF's decision to redeploy a striker in the goalscoring form of his life to midfield at the time, there are enough mitigating circumstances why Rooney has been a shadow of himself over the last 2 months.

one of fergie's brain-farts this season. i cannot understand that decision at all!
rooney in the midfield - like. . . .what the hell!!!

StarBoard:
Roo has never been a point man up-front.He simply doesn't have the guile and greed to be a top scorer in any league.I think the team is better off when Roo defers the scoring to someone else.The year we went with Rooney as top striker we won only the Carling Cup and our season took a nosedive when he got injured at Bayern's.

he had scored 34 goals that season playing as a point man up-front that season. he got injured in march. if he had continued with that same form
till the end of the season, he would have scored at least 40 goals that season. his goal won us the carling cup final against a rampant aston villa side @ wembley playing as a centre forward. rooney was unstoppable that season. scored headed goals for about 9 consecutive games.

mind, he was very good that season as the point-man. scored 4 good goals against ac milan in the champions league tie. scored the away goal against bayern. if you really doubt rooney's ability to be a point-man, go and see the league match against arsenal that season when united beat them 3-1 at the emirates. rooney played like a true centre forward that he was born to be.

The team benefits more from his movement around the opposing side's danger area creating spaces for strikers to cause havoc.Maybe that's why Fergie thought he could be deployed as a creative midfielder,and may be the reason why he has managed to form deadly partnerships and understandings with strikers past and present (Ruhr,Ronaldo,Tevez,Berbatov and now Hernandez).

rooney started as a centre forward for everton. his obscene selflessness is the reason he's not up there with messi and ronaldo. i can actually say rooney @ 18 was better than those 2 but he let his trajectory take a nonsense path by trying to be too selfless. made way for ronaldo to be the centre forward and he was being wasted on the flank. then he started playing in the hole and now in the midfield. a striker has to be a bit selfish.

As for that chance that Phil Jones scored off,I wouldn't liken it to the Rooney miss.Great delivery into a dangerous area by Nani and Jones couldn't miss from 8 yards.

jones is a defender. he finished it like a true centre forward.
i have seen many strikers miss from similar circumstance.

Rooney on the other hand began the move with Carrick and took his shot on the volley after a sweet first touch.Harder if you ask me,but like you said,he is a striker and should be sticking them in.

rooney was also about 10 yards from goal and he did not hit it like a poacher. he applied too much power when all it needed was direction and a feather touch. strikers are paid to do that. you really need to see what demba ba makes out of half chances compared to what rooney makes out of it. he should stop being overly selfless - find himself a defined role and stick to it for now. time is running out, he's 26 already. a player that showed so much promise at 18 and 8 yrs down the line the improvement has been negligible. he was actually more feared at 18 than now.

@ 18, rooney pings shots from all sorts of distances. these days, phbttttttttttttttttttt!

Ibime:
Its not about creativity yet you keep parroting inane assertions like Lamps is too old to run the midfield.

he's too old to boss the midfield. charlie adam ate him raw @ stamford bridge.
you should see how a make-shift midfielder(phil jones) babysat charlie adams at anfield. . . .

Creativity is a subjective issue. Lamps has always been a genuine central midfielder and unlike the lazy assumptions, he doesnt wait in the opposition half whilst his teammates do work. He is no different to Ramires, Fletcher, Cabaye or any genuine central midfielder. The only difference is he scores goals.

half of those goals are from deadballs, ibime.
i don't see how we can compare lampard to his counterparts who don't take penalty kicks for their respective teams. had lampard convered his penalty yesterday, his statistics would have overshadowed his shower of shyte performance last night.  he operates centrally and he gives the ball away more than juan mata who plays wide.

i can compile a list of forward players who play wide in a 4-3-3 formation and do comparisons with mata's passing ability.
maybe by then, you would stop underestimating his value to chelsea.

I do not expect him to dribble like Mata, Goetze or any of the "in the hole" players cos he is not in the hole. The only time he goes forward is to look for goals, not like those AM's (eg VDV) who chill in opposition half and must carry creative burden. Regardless of this, he still creates his own volume of assists in his own way (not by dribbling, but thanks to his fitness and sheer volume of passes)

then what does he bring to the team? running around is not being effective. you have to do something whilst running around.
my eyes don't tell lies - i actually think ramirez is the best tackler in the whole division. some of his tackles are top drawer. he gets shortchanged by match officials cos he's a foreign player. the same kind of tackles lampard would get away with would send ramirez off in a match.

And Just cos a nigga run fast doesnt mean he's doing the most work. How come Ramires or Diame is not top for ground covered this season?

they don't have to. they have defined roles apart from the brazilian ramirez who loves to travel with the ball. most brazilians(anderson, david luiz, da silva twins, arsenal's left back, etc) tend to be like that. the truth is most of them were strikers in their teens but they had to settle for defensive roles to make the team back in brazil.

if i may ask - how much of the ground did claude makelele cover in his prime? better send lampard to the wilderness where moses n his crew travelled for 40 yrs. i am sure lampard would cover the same distance in 90 mins.
nigga should have been a camel.

StarBoard:
@coogar
I don't think Rooney is that bad.Remember that we played on a hard pitch last night.Not making excuses but I remember seeing Rooney have a 1-2 combo with Carrick at the edge of the Villa area,narrowly missing target with his final effort.I think Rooney has never really been an accomplished and consistent finisher and I feel that is what United fans should be criticizing him for the most

phil jones finished from the same chance. . . . .
rooney should have really buried that - the rooney of 09/10 would have finished that with a low shot. he's capable of scoring from those but i dunno where his head is at the moment. when hernandez went off, i was expecting rooney to play upfront with valencia, young and nani floating behind him.

to my surprise, fergie kept nani as the centre forward with rooney playing far too deep for my liking.
rooney can be an accomplished/consistent finisher. he should be more selfish. it's this selflessness that has robbed him of many golden boots. always prepared to play anywhere when he shouldn't be. if he's selfish, perhaps fergie won't be bragging his squad is ok for the rest of the season despite losing anderson and cleverley! rooney is a striker and he must play as one!

dayokanu:
Based on this stats I wont call Mata the best?

Scorer/Assist point?

he's scored or assisted more goals in less minutes than his counterparts, yes or no?
in spite of him being played out of position, mata scores/assists a goal per 86.9 mins.
the others do the same task after 90 mins.

Even Pass completion doesnt show he is better than those you compared him to?

for a player shifted in the wide position of the pitch, he is actually delivering more than what's humanly possible.
yesterday against the toon army, he clocked 37 accurate passes in 38 attempted. only xavi can match that.

According to this stat you posted, On what basis statistically is Mata better than Lampard or Silva?

like i said earlier, mata scores/assists a goal per 86.9 mins.
silva completes the same task in 91.25 mins
lampard completes the same task in 102.6 mins

mata delivers a key pass in every 31 mins
lamps delivers a key pass in every 39.5 mins
silva delivers a key pass in every 33 mins.

there's a new midfield general in town - juan mata!