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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 8:01pm On Dec 04, 2011
Ibime:
Just cos a nigga run fast doesnt mean he's doing the most work. How come Ramires is not top for ground covered this season?

It may interest you to know that the midfielders covering most ground per minute this season are Bradley Johnson, Marouane Fellaini, Lamps and Meireles, none of whom are fast niggas.
elokobi is not a fast runner - but i have been told he's the fittest player in the premier league!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 7:53pm On Dec 04, 2011
Ibime:
You're simply parotting the hee-haw crowd who make inane statements like DD, JT and Lamps are old. DD and JT may be getting on, but Lamps muscles are still outperforming negros 10 times his junior. Instead of AVB to focus on true oldies, he will give DD chances ahead of Sturridge, Lukaku and Anelka, give JT shirt all the time despite wanting to play high-line, yet focus on Frank cos Frank is not a political beast like JT and DD. Infact Franks response to getting dropped was to put in extra 2 hours in training everyday. Thats one of the reasons Im querying AVB over Anelka and Alex issue - cos I dont agree with this niggas decision making a lot of the time!

Like I've said before Lamps is fit as a fiddle. The only nigga I see competing with him for fitness is Meireles and thats cos Meireles impressed me by covering 13km in Blackburn game.
so it's no longer about the creativity - it's not about being fit like butcher's dogs? grin grin grin grin grin
ibime, if y'all are looking for fit players, y'all can easily buy elokobi, diame, tiote, etc. i am those ones cover 20km per game.

Lampard has also covered 107,596 metres of ground for Chelsea so far this season, averaging an impressive 115.82 metres per minute. Only Ashley Cole has covered more ground, but the full back has played more games so his metres per minute ranking of 114.77 metres remains below Lampard’s.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/mirror-football-blog/Chelsea-s-Frank-Lampard-still-performing-at-the-top-level-according-to-the-EA-Sports-statistics-article832183.html


Other niggas need to start contributing their quota both defensively and attcking wise and stop critiquing one of the few niggas still pulling his weight. If Bosingwa cant defend, blame Frank, Mikel cant defend, blame Frank. Torres cant score, blame Frank. High-line pierced open, blame Frank. Frank is old - yet Frank is the only nigga covering 12km per game constantly, contributing 19 goals in the year. Niggas need to get their priorities right!  smiley
ibime - i am not concerned about what bosingwa is doing at the back. chelsea aren't onion bags in the defence. it's the conversion rate of the strikers that villas-boas is worried about. why are chelsea playing so well and drawing/losing games they should be winning easily?

they have a £50m striker who is not pulling his weight because the supporting cast is lop-sided.
villas-boas' first priority is to bring the best out of torres - this is why lampard's role is very crucial. if lampard fails to deliver the required passes to bring out the best of the strikers, points get dropped and chelsea would drop ranks on the league table.
Politics › Re: Can We Have Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland? by coogar: 7:44pm On Dec 04, 2011
what's the meaning of eze ndi igbo?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Thank Nigerians For The Support & Solidarity During The CCT Tribunal by coogar: 7:38pm On Dec 04, 2011
welcome back, asiwaju tinubu.

may the gods shrivel the c[i]o[/i]cks of all your enemies.
but without you, obasanjo the obnoxious pig and his pdp goons would have sold lagos to the mallams.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 6:45pm On Dec 04, 2011
Ibime:
Lampard is lumped in with the "Chelsea mafia". He is one of the only older guys still close to his peak but unfairly lumped in with DD and JT and under pressure from a manager with different ideas.
the fact remains lampard is no longer what he used to be. at best, lampard should be coming on inspired from the bench.
read the game(cos he's quite intelligent) and add meaningful contribution to the team. the energy expended in the last 10-20 mins should be good enough to coast chelsea to victory.

Lamps performance this calendar year stands at 19 goals (3 pens) and 15 assists and still covering the same amount of ground per game (12km)
how many games has he played this year?

The only reason you're making arguments against him is cos you wanna see 4-2-3-1, and even still, Lamps will easily slot into the 2.
because 4-2-3-1 will play to the strengths of your £50m striker. if you shell £50m on any striker, then you should play to his strength. if you do not, the media would heap blame and pressure on the shoulders of that £50m striker and his confidence would be shot to bits which can also infect the whole team. torres is 27, lampard is 33. i know what fergie would have done.

Trust me, there's no competition from any of Chelsea central midfielders right now except for media lambasting Chelsea old players. Simples!
mata has shown he's the new midfield general.  telling me there's no competition from any of your midfielders is telling porkies.

against newcastle

mata: 37/38 pass completion( shocked shocked shocked shocked), 3 scoring attempts, 4 attempts created, 1 goal assist in 75 mins.
lamps: 28/37 pass completion, 2 scoring attempts, 1 attempt created, 0 assist in 61 minutes.

i accept mata played more minutes to have created more scoring attempts, etc but did you see that passing statistics?
is mata xavi in disguise? shocked shocked shocked shocked
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this season so far. . . . .

juan mata: 3 goals, 7 assists, 28 key passes, 485/564 pass completion, 869 minutes
frank lamps: 6 goals, 4 assists, 26 key passes, 629/745 pass completion, 1026 minutes
david silva: 4 goals, 8 assists, 33 key passes, 716/817 pass completion, 1095 minutes.

ibime, numbers don't lie. . . . . .there's a new midfield general in the land, he's called juan mata!
the much talked about silva and lampard are sheriffs! grin


mykali:
Anelka and Alex leaving is good news.
but what about Ferreira? isnt he gonna submit his own request too?
my guts tie up in a knot everytime i see that dunce coming on. he's way past it
ferreira is not complaining - he's a good squad player.
he understands he's now old and there are better defenders that can play in his position.

anelka/lampard are struggling to accept that fact!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 6:13pm On Dec 04, 2011
Ibime:
A valid perception if you are left out of several squads whilst duds like Malouda get thrown on to predictably negative effect every time.
well. . . . . .lampard is protected by the mafia/media. . . . .anelka isn't!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 6:04pm On Dec 04, 2011
Ibime:
"The club, which is going through a difficult time, has decided to play with the players of Chelsea's future and, because I am a big professional, I accept this decision"
why hasn't mikel obi submitted his own transfer request?
turnbull? hilario?

anelka is an arrogrant twit - matter of fact, french players are often rebellious.
that anelka opined he is no longer a part of chelsea's future is his problem. villas-boas never mentioned that in any of his comments.
it was anelka's perception.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc 2.0 by coogar: 6:00pm On Dec 04, 2011
Basics007:
I'm falling in love with you! I wish you were a woman. Best thing anybody has written about Spurs for a long time now.
https://www.gifbin.com/bin/032011/1300711041_angry-kid.gif
Romance › Re: Naija Girls,i Give Up. . . by coogar: 5:17pm On Dec 04, 2011
2sexy:
Am sorry ladies, asmuch as I would love to have you, you keep making me feel I dont belong here,more like an alien.

Even the ones that seem to be good don't know what they want. Being cool is no way to survive their game. Yet, I don't want to be a player. I just checked HIV status which tested -ve.

I just feel my kind don't exist here. I like a very lively and communicative relationship yet they don't want it that way.
https://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm288/larryo340/Funny%20gifs/f8e635cf.gif
Politics › Re: Tinubu Thank Nigerians For The Support & Solidarity During The CCT Tribunal by coogar: 5:06pm On Dec 04, 2011
[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=817145.msg9688338#msg9688338 date=1322959386]Shouldn't you be there praising your god instead of hanging on nairaland?[/quote]try and space out the texts when you make topics.
i know you copy and paste them but at least make them readable.

put paragraphs instead of mumbling everything together!
what you just posted is an eye sore, please edit!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 4:32pm On Dec 04, 2011
nateevs:
So AVB wrote the transfer requests for them and handed them over to the board?
AVB must be the reason Drogba also rejected the Chelsea offer and said through his agent "We will go for whoever offers the most money"

This AVB sha?
don't mind ibime - his interpretation of events makes you wonder whether the guy has actually been to school.
had lampard accepted to be a bench warmer, anelka's role in the team would have been permanent. he would be playing on the left side of the attack.

mata would then be in lampard's role(flanked/supported by ramirez/romeu/mikel/meireles)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 4:18pm On Dec 04, 2011
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9691144#msg9691144 date=1323010961]Derby draw shocked for the FA Cup. Bring it on.

Yes, I agree Carrick has been excellent lately. Would be interesting to see him and cleverly partnership if he keeps up this form.

I have to say I have not been impressed with Ashley Young at all. Will give him time.

We really cannot afford anymore injuries to the squad though.[/quote]i have been impressed with him. yes - he's not really in that early season form but he is a tireless worker.
valencia is the player i hate the most these days. he's a very limited player. fergie should play him on the left flank as an inverted winger.
let him learn to use his left foot - if he cannot, at least that would force him to cut in and cross - instead of always running to the byeline before he can cross.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 3:51pm On Dec 04, 2011
Effiko:
Manchester City draw Manchester United at home in the third round of the FA Cup
jupiter's c[i]o[/i]ck!

--perfect!
i got my wish.
if dem born fergie well, let him take a half-baked team to manchester city in january.


montelik:
If you talking about his disallowed goal, that was completely Rooney's fault for delaying d pass for an eternity.
rooney has now become the worst passer in the team.

it's a disgrace he didn't release the ball early and he allowed welbeck to drift offside before doing it.
even his ball control has now left him. his first touch is horrendous - he's now back to the form he was last year when he couldn't score from open play.

carrick was yet magnificent again last night. simple passes, he pressed well and his usage of possession was fantastic.
nani was hit n miss but i can understand cos he played as a central forward when hernandez got crocked.

ashley young did ok, valencia is a disgrace(i think he's unfit, he's lost a yard of pace and he is scared of injury)!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 3:45pm On Dec 04, 2011
Ibime:
According to Anelka "he respects the fact that Chelsea are trying to use players who represent the future".

Anelka and Alex told they have no future at SB and have had transfer requests accepted.

Which begs the question: Of all the older players, are Anelka and Alex the priority for Chelsea to move on?

These are two of the older ones who are actually still very useful for Chelsea.

Howz about Malouda, Ferreira, Kalou, Bosingwa?

AVB no see road to sideline these players before looking at Anelka and Alex?

Should Luiz or Terry get injured, would AVB not need Alex. . . . or would moving Ivanovic to CB and playing Bowingwa RB be preferrable?

As it stands, Anelka should be collecting 1st team shirt regardless, but if Studge gets injured tomorrow, does AVB prefer turning to Malouda and Kalou than Anelka?

As it stands, I think AVB is hustling backward!
ye more backward reasoning. . . .

it was anelka and alex that submitted a transfer request - villas-boas did not chase them out of the club.
they had a wish and the wish was granted.

how about malouda, ferreira, kalou and bosingwa? you conveniently omitted lampard.
what's the point of lampard in that team?

should luiz or terry get injured, ivanovic would be drafted as a centre-back.
bosingwa would take his role as right back. essien is also about to recover from his injury. essien can play as a right back or a centre-half!

i accept anelka should be starting games - but lampard is also indirectly the reason anelka can't start.
the fat one has refused to admit he's no longer useful to the team. he then takes mata's position. mata has now taken anelka's position upfront.

geddddit?
and since we all know the media's tongue rests permanently on lampard's scrotum, then anelka has to be the sacrificial lamb!
Family › Re: She Has Invested So Much In Me. Now She Want Marriage And I Dont Love Her Anymore. by coogar:
Elizadath:
We met in schl. She was lucky to get a very good job while i am looking for one. She invested all she had on me. This is the 6th yr of this relationship. I have tried all means to cut her off but she won't let go. My problem is that i can't say it to her face that i am no more in love with her. Cos i dnt wnt to hurt her. Now i have found my dear love. She is asking for marriage but i can't marry her; i want to get married too (but, ) pls help me what do i do now am so confuse
may the gods shrivel your cöck!
Family › Re: Man Raises Family Under Lagos Bridge by coogar: 9:29pm On Dec 03, 2011
AjanleKoko:
And here I was about to commend you for not talking any smack on this thread sha grin
go f@ck yourself, you hyena-poking dog!!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 9:26pm On Dec 03, 2011
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9687114#msg9687114 date=1322941171]That was stupidly dull. Shame as i thought we played well against Newcastle and Benfica. Obviously the injuries/lack of consistent team selection isnt helping but we really need to pick up our level for the festive period. Vidic and Carrick very good. Still no goals for Rooney is very worrying really.

Atleast our away form is good.[/quote]that's the way fergie wants them to play i think.
approach the league games away from home like we play in those away nights in european games!

at least, no one is mocking the defence now!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 4:23pm On Dec 03, 2011
nateevs:
Well we've won now. Hope we get one on Valencia mid-week.

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Meanwhile AVB confirms that Alex and Anelka have handed in transfer requests and the requests have been accepted.
They are no longer training with the first team.
good news. . . . .it means roman must buy in january.
go to serbia, get pitbull defenders!

buy demba ba as well. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 4:15pm On Dec 03, 2011
nateevs:
I honestly was not questioning the reason behind the change but the change itself.
At this moment in Chelsea's season. We have to wrap up the game.
Statistically, we are more likely to concede than score.

If we had drawn or lost that game, we will be low on confidence and confidence at this moment in time is far more important than fit and fresh players.
beat valencia and beat city - all shall be forgiven!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 4:09pm On Dec 03, 2011
nateevs:
This has got nothing to do with managerial insight, it's just perspective dude!
i think he sensed newcastle were done n dusted.
they had lost all their centre-backs so villas-boas musta felt even if they score, chelsea would still have had enough chances to score 2 or 3.

with coloccini on the pitch, drogba wouldn't have scored a free header.
Family › Re: Man Raises Family Under Lagos Bridge by coogar: 4:05pm On Dec 03, 2011
ronkebp:
Nice, since he is a good painter, wish i had something for him to work on, i would just invite him to come and paint it for me >>>>>> grin grin grin
send your car to nigeria. . . . grin
when mr obuh's done with it, have it sent back to you. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 4:03pm On Dec 03, 2011
Ibime:
Shut it negro. The Andy Cole maxim applies here. Gimme a striker who gets 10 chances and scores 1 than a striker who gets 1 chance and scores 0.
you are a big oaf. i will increase the letters and call you a buffoon!
i need a striker that gets a chance and either scores or assists from the chance. not shoot at sight at all times attitude like sturridge.
he would never be a world class player with such idiotic mentality.

Sturridge is second only to Van Persie in this calendar year so save comparisons.
van nistelrooy had a better record, he won nothing in europe despite winning 3 champions league golden boots in 5 seasons.
you can now see how idiotic your argument is. are you bothered about the goalscoring feats of a striker or what chelsea win collectively as a team?

Studge woulda copped an assist as well has Fat Frank converted the pen, besides Studge creates tonnes of chances for himself whilst Torres waits for "fast midfielders", "Spanish voices in the dressing room" and all sorts.
yes, he creates tonnes of chances for himself by being selfish.
on another day, newcastle had 3 chances that the bar saved. on another day, it could have been 3-3.
then what would ibime have done? call villas-boas the portugese kevin keegan.

you better donate your brains to a higher animal like a mammal. it's a waste in that fat head of yours!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 3:55pm On Dec 03, 2011
dayokanu:
Ok Help me understand, For Torres to score from a free 20 yards run, he has to have a free run and the defender runs away from him?

INTERESTING
why didn't sturridge score from better chances. . . .1 v 1 chances he had.

newcastle have one of the best defence in the league. you saw their game against united last weekend.
they defend and throw themselves at shots on target more than any team in the league.
torres' first shot got blocked but he's still intelligent enough to find kalou at the edge of the box - that's intelligence and that move killed newcastle's morale.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 3:48pm On Dec 03, 2011
dayokanu:
Torres was released early like you always advocated,  had a free 20yard run on goal one on one with a defender which you said he excels in yet he botched the chance

And you want us to give credit to him for that?
what a pathetic oaf. . . .torres had a free 20 yard run in which the defender stayed with him. his shot got blocked and he still held possession.
then he did what most strikers wouldn't have done. . . .he looked up, found a player in a better position and passed to him.

that is no longer "i want all the glory" move. that's for the good of the team.
sturridge would have attempted a second shot even though his chances of scoring is nil. if you cannot see the difference in the mentality in both strikers then pack it up.

one thing is clear - torres made chelsea breathe easier in the final few minutes.

nateevs:
Talk about selective reasoning!
dayo is an abstemious oaf!

if that was torres, he would go on a dickwaving contest for months!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 3:40pm On Dec 03, 2011
dayo, what can you say about the assist from torres?

if that was sturridge, he would attempt a second shot.
that's the difference. there are strikers who play for the good of the team, there are strikers who just want all the glory to themselves.

hahaha - sturridge scores after 7 chances.
useless striker. i would bench him for 3 games. the moment he cuts in, he shoots at goal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 3:37pm On Dec 03, 2011
dayo, what can you say about the assist from torres?

if that was sturridge, he would attempt a second shot.
that's the difference. there are strikers who play for the good of the team, there are strikers who just want all the glory to themselves.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 3:33pm On Dec 03, 2011
dayokanu:
Are you saying AVB is incompetent?
he is not!
torres passes the ball instead of blind-shots like sturridge and co.
if torres knows he's not in a good position to shoot - he would pass it. sturridge shoots the moment he sights goal and he gets lucky once in a blue moon.

dayo, you are not blind.
torres has been on the pitch for 9 mins now - he got an assist!

that's what i am talking about!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 3:29pm On Dec 03, 2011
sturridge is such a wasteful striker!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 3:24pm On Dec 03, 2011
dayokanu:
I'm sure AVB has a reason for benching his shape keeping Bottom.

In games where goals needed to be scored He knows who to call on and in time of shape keeping he knows who to call on
what's his reason for benching anelka? sturridge is better than nicholas?
sometimes you spew so much shyte, you should be a sceptic tank!

nateevs:
Kalou for Mata? Really?
tuesday on his mind!
meanwhile, did you get the links i sent to your email?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 3:21pm On Dec 03, 2011
but this 1 goal lead is dangerous.

general mata going off! what a player!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 3:14pm On Dec 03, 2011
dayokanu:
OHHH

Nateevs needs his elder brother to bail him out after making factual and logical gaffes in most of his analysis
and you don't make logical gaffes? you have never made gaffes before?
torres would have scored goals in this game if he had started. . . . .bread and butter for him!


nateevs:
Lampard unhappy with the change. . .
Dude wants to play forever.
an oaf of a player. did nothing for 1 hour with his fat arse!

ibime would have you thinking he's the best at chelsea.
if he had scored that penalty, ibime would use the statistic to have a go at torres.

"lampard is our highest goal scorer and blah blah blah", why wouldn't he be when he takes all the set-pieces?
the earlier villas-boas bins him, the better. mata has so much to give from the central position.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 3:10pm On Dec 03, 2011
dayokanu:
LOL

I bet the first thing every human knows is not to talk when you have absolutely no knowledge of what you are talking about

Football analysis on the web is beyond you obviously
nateevs is better than you on matters pertaining to this thread.

you and ibime are mentally-corrupted when it comes to posting with an agenda!

juan mata is such an intelligent player. . . . .man of the match for me!

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