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what a counter-attack.

why did sturridge stop running after making that pass?


ohh my gosh. . . .was that a shot from lampard?

nateevs:
From there, DD needs to be hitting the target at the very least.

by the same token, torres would have scored from that position.
13 attempts, 5 shots on target, 1 goal - wasteful!!!

nateevs:
Danny having a good game on the right but he needs to be told to find someone in the middle for once.
We could have been 2 up from these chances.

danny having a good game or he's the most useless player on the pitch?
this was what i was saying few weeks ago against arsenal. individual glory at the expense of the team.
how does he make the starting xi for bleeps' sake?

sturridge has had 4 good chances to kill newcastle. . . . .by either finding a teammate with a pass or being more clinical.
he wasted those chances. compared his good chances to demba ba's half chances and see the difference in how effective both strikers are.

and lampard - what has he done in this game. all the good moves have come from juan mata.
all the good passes to sturridge bar one have been from the boots of mata. drogba's goal - juan mata and he's being shafted wide - imagine if chelsea are penetrating from both flanks(mata in lampard's central position, kalou/anelka in mata's position, lampard on the bench) -

if chelsea draw or lose this game, ibime and co would come here to slaughter villas-boas.
his system is top draw. his tactics are spot on!
the only problem is the epileptic goal conversion.

Joagbaje:
Why do you always bad mouth? But you're supposed to be a christian . What has the man done ?

you sometimes forget you are dealing with hungry & angry nigerians.

anyone better than them or richer than them is definitely fake. they don't even need to see the evidence. he's fake because in their fickle-minds, the person shouldn't be doing better than them. the only real pastors in the mind of an average nigerian are the ones who preach on the streets with tattered clothes. . . .that is exactly how the mind of a nigerian works. if his neighbour buys an expensive car, then his neighbour must be doing something dodgy too.

nigerians are the most idiotic collection of people in the world. a successful man is either fake or occultic. when a football player is doing well, he has to be fake or he's lied about his age or he's doing voodoo. when a music artiste does well and sells records, then he must belong to a secret cult. in the mind of an average nigerian, no one can be successful without being shady.

as far as i am concerned, tb joshua and dr sign fireman are true prophets. if anyone has any convincing evidence against them, let him bring it out.
we are no longer in the ancient times. there are now different media to scoop out evidence. cameras, phones, youtube videos, etc are powerful tools to record whatever shady stuff anyone does. so coming here to slate prophets because you are jealous, bitter and frustrated about your own pathetic and pitiful life is an effing disgrace!

badosky badosky,

let's share the loot now.
can you kindly go to santander bank tomorrow?

Goldieluks:
It is a good thing to think about marriage at your age ,but you also have to be patient about it,and don't be too desperate,it shall come to pass. It may also help to  have a personal interest about your future,partaining to getting married someday.




Part of the reason why some girls are not yet married @ the age of 26-30 upwards mostly because they didn't see marriage as an important /necessary aspect of life. Maybe some prefer to further their education ,get a job or to enjoy/groove life more,because maybe they feel they are still too young to go into the marriage business,so a lot of girls miss the opportunity of getting married at their marriageable/ripe age. No offence to anybody,its just something I have come to notice with some sisters.

they missed the opportunity cos they turned down potential husbands.
most of them got deluded looking for a prince in shiny armour when they should have just settled for chinedu the carpenter.
the most baffling thing is as they grow older, their options reduce and their requirements change too. that is when the age of their partner(something that used to be "i cannot date anyone younger than me" will no longer be an issue. his height, colour, profession, social status, etc also change. at that stage, just about anything goes!

cheiii - i pity some women!

Georgialuv:
I feel my time is running out and at this age, i should have someone propose to me. Is this weird?

it's perfectly normal!

now you are talking. . . .
i can see this clearly now. in high-definition!

yes, i can see this!

go to imageshack website. . . . .

type in your urls in there to be converted. . . . .then post the modified urls here!

these things are not coming out, man.
if you are copying from your email, it won't show to the others -- you will be the only one viewing it.
you might have to reconvert the url links so we can see.

r231:
git sir

thanx God Bless

i couldn't view the latest pics you uploaded.
please, retry. . . . .

receipt number 0177-1561-0047-1140

please confirm!

sexkillz:
[color=#000055]Won fccking ninety, If you need a babe, queue up. . . There were others before you!


Nj, i will be waiting [/color]

sexkillz, it seems your company has gone bankrupt!

i warned you with badosky. . . .she is indeed a bad chic.
yours is the 6th company she has killed in 3 months.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=816471.msg9681099#msg9681099 date=1322857057]bros ape

im off to the sports section / chelsea

see u there[/quote]go f@ck yourself, you homoerotic nuisance!

junedraza:
I wanted to buy an iphone 4 using this platform. So one of the guy name Lino Fido offered me for iphone 4 (this guy have this thread https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-802535.0.html ). We communicated on phone and mails. He sent me pictures of the phone which i like it and asked me to deposit 30k in his account since he is in Benin and as soon he gets alert he will send the phone to lagos and i pay the remaining balance to his partner. I paid 30k in the account number he sent to me yesterday and since today morning there is no update. He refused to pick my calls and doesnt reply to my mails and messages.

I bought plenty things on Nairaland. From a small pendrive to my PS3, my blackberry infact more than 10 items and never had such problem before.

I know my 30k is gone but you guys just dont pay to any account or dont deal with any one till both parties are not dealing face to face there may be many 419s on Nairaland.

Thank you.

how long ago did you pay the money into his account?
the guy might be ill/can't use a phone or whatever hardship he might be facing.

be patient - he could be back soon!

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=816471.msg9681072#msg9681072 date=1322856858]^Bros APE

calm down - Im Just hailing you

NaughtyWoman [/quote]it will snow in hell before you can ever make an intelligent comment!

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=816471.msg9681023#msg9681023 date=1322856351]^coooogarr -- if it aint my favourite APE BOY

How far now[/quote]here comes the number one disciple of frustration!

slimyem:
which of this is your own cause??like seriously,i just wanna know.i promise i"ll tell no soul.

i'm the most jovial guy you can ever meet.
you only see me snapping in self-defence.

Ibime:
All these excuses for AVB. I wonder which of these excuses can explain conceding 5 goals to Arsenal at the Bridge or conceding the most goals in Chelsea history.

fergie conceded 6 goals at old trafford. yea, he's suddenly turned shyte. wenger conceded 8 the other time, he's turned rubbish too.
how some of you use one game to pass ridiculous judgements on a manager baffles me. it's like i just walked into a planet of zombies.

Its funny people talk about the squad not rejuvenating when Chelsea is the 2nd highest spending in the last 3 years. Of course, most of that blame should go to RA's meddling but still. . . . . anyway, AVB should stop worrying about politics.

the statistics mean shyte if what chelsea purchased were duds!
how many of these players bought were villas-boas' acquisitions?

Drop both DD and Torres and lets see what we have in Sturridge and Lukaku. Also give our most trusted right-winger Anelka a run. You must give yourself the best chance of winning and stop throwing negroes like Malouda on the pitch all the time. If you wanna play high-line, drop Terry and Mikel. . . or dont play high-line at all. These excuses don't cut it as far as Im concerned.

drop terry?
jonathan has a better chance becoming the british prime minister!

Orikinla:
It is now typical for many Nigerians on the Nairaland's romance board to be displaying their "bad belle" like ill-bred children without company manners.

May say in Yorùbá, Awon omo ti woni iwa ti yapa ni bi o!


If you are bored, depressed or frustrated, please don't bring your tantrums here.

We are here to have fun and poke each other a little and say Ciao!
No hard feelings or "bad belle".

I know that romance is often filled with ups and downs, but PLEASE, don't blame it on anyone here that you don't even know beyond his or her username and may not even be privileged to discuss with them offline.

I know that life is not a bed of roses and roses grow with thorns too, but my dear "sistas" and "brodas", there are more romantic ways of smelling the roses without pricking your noses filled with your frustrations.
Sorry oh.
As we say in Yorùbá, Epele o. E-ma binu o.

I may ask the Administrators to create an Agony Section for many frustrated folks here to give them special attention.

Happy weekend. Or slam YOUR HEAD HERE!

frustrations caused by:

heartaches
hunger
searing heat
mosquitoes
forced celibacy
strife
untold hardship
acute poverty of spirit

Rocktation:
Awww too sad for your friend. But you men are †ђξ luckier kind. Atleast with just this story, you have something  τ̅☺ refer  τ̅☺ and take precautions. But it'§ not thesame on †ђξ flip side. For us, we just pray hard all year round  τ̅☺ keep our men cos flashy/sexy or not, y'all can be quite unstable sometimes.

unstable men are in the psychiatric wards.
men are very stable - it's just that they tend to search for the missing pieces in their partners.
if a woman is 70% perfect - most men want to find the missing 30% elsewhere.

kokoye:
^^^

You are missing the point,

I also personally will not ask a lady out on a date if I am not physically attracted to her.

I never said it is wrong to be sexy. . . . . .

. . . . .but it's risky to be with a sexy woman, right?
a real man must welcome the challenges that come with dating a stunning woman.
i relish such challenges. i am no slouch too so it would take king solomon himself to prise her outta my hands.

kokoye:
^^^

that means you looked out for both qualities, not only the outside one.

My advice is for men who ignore those internal qualities . . thank you!

the outer quality attracted me to the inner quality!
i have no psychic power to tell if a girl sitting 20 yards away from me has an inner quality or not.
mind, if the outer quality is crap - i don't even pursue the inner quality.

kokoye:
You spent your all to marry the ultimate trophy wife. You want guys to have a hard-on when they see your sexy wife.

Guess what, not only will they have the bulge, but a lot of guys are likely not to stop there . . . they will make every attempt to sleep with her.

And then, your 'source of pride' may end up becoming your source of pain.

Especially in Lagos and Abuja where many men have oppression and 'shina' money to spend around yafun yafun

Nothing wrong with being pretty and sexy, but please check out the inside qualities of the lady as well before making such life-altering decisions.
Hear . . .   

trophy wives and decency can co-exist!

my spouse is a trophy chic and i'm 100% certain she won't be swayed by all the money in the world.
not every woman gets swayed by blackberry phones and mr biggs' meatpie.

4llerbuntu:
are u pple suffering from PMS?

its been two days now, move on joor  stop whining like bitches that u are
onto the next one

i don't even understand what this moronic 4llerbuntu feels about himself - do you really think people listen to your baloney?
you are too dull to make sense - and since you epitomize failure like arsenal-fc, take your infection out of here.

medjai:
You mean the game where Spurs had a sweet escape? Over 180 mins, Crouch's goal was perhaps Spurs only chance in that game.
Did you see the game vs PAOK? Spurs were totally owned until that red card that never was.

spurs had a sweet escape? fact is they pasted ac milan @ san siro. they kept a clean sheet too.
something pep's barcelona haven't managed in san siro.

spurs topped their group in last season's champions league.
they got to the quarter finals and had they not met a strong real madrid side, they were good value last season!

debosky:
This side was so rubbish it won the league in 2003? We could also look at the likes of Pascal Cygan in the Arsenal side at the time and also call them rubbish on that basis.

that united's league victory was down to arsene wenger's idiocy. . . .arsenal should have won it.

So Villas-Boas can only succeed if Chelski is the richest in Europe? What about Ancelotti's success? Was Chelski the richest in Europe then? Was Utd's squad also rubbish?

but he's being compared to jose mourinho(who had the best squad in europe then).
ancelotti's success? the squad was 2 yrs younger then. now, they are all in their 30s. there's a big difference!

Amya:
I get that a lot. Guys always say i intimidate them, haven't figured out why.


What acts (or omissions) makes girls intimidating to you.

intimidate? naija babe?
she's yet to be born.

medjai:
Beaten at home by 10 man PAOK Saloniki. . . . EPL is shyte.

but epl wasn't shit when spurs pasted ac milan at san siro.
bloody hypocrite!

debosky:
Nothing to do with the competition - if Utd lose that's enough reason to gloat.

you people are so small-time
when arsenal lost on tuesday, no one ran to your thread to gloat.

i understand though. we have now come to realise arsenal is synonymous to failure.
it's no longer news whenever arsenal lose any game but a united loss is like a natural disaster or equivalent to the twin towers dropping.

debosky:
Getting further with this arguing in context business, JM was trying to break into a long established duopoly, facing an Arsenal that just went unbeaten in the league, and a United side of significant quality. That is not the case here - AVB is joining Chelski that is effectively half of the current duopoly of winning titles.

2004 man utd side significant quality?
oshea, caroll, howard, djemba-djemba, kleberson, richardson, silvestre, nicky butt and other mediocre players in the books.
that united side was rubbish. it was easier for jose mourinho to break into the duopoly of fergie-wenger then cos united were in transition and the arsenal team had peaked before jose came on to the scene.

In truth we'll never find sufficient similarities to make direct comparisons to any specific era in the past, but it's been interesting looking at the various factors involved.

villas-boas is ill-equipped to deal with the challenges in the league today.
with mourinho, chelsea were the richest in the whole of europe - with villas-boas, man city rule the roost in terms of finances. there's no duopoly now, there's sextupoly.