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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Connect! by coogar: 9:49pm On Dec 01, 2011
Idowuogbo:
Dis place don enter bankrupt jor
no thanx to you, the fraudulent finance director.
idowuogbo, what is your post code = efcc are looking for you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 7:39pm On Dec 01, 2011
debosky:
So the mafia are the ones making the manager spend 80m on wastepipes? cheesy
who are the £80m waste-pipes?
you know it peeves me when a supposed-graduate makes such idiotic remarks!

How is the mafia stopping him from working? Are they stopping him from implementing his shambles of a defensive strategy?
yes. he wants to play a high-line. a very wonderful tool first practised by arrigo sachhi. sacchi said the distance between his furthest player on the pitch to the last defender should not be more than 25 metres. squeeze high up the pitch, keep it compact and deny the space between the lines where elusive players like ozil, van der vaart, mata, david silva, etc like to operate.

but villas-boas must achieve this with mobile centre-backs. luiz and ivanovic are quite mobile. john terry and alex aren't quite mobile. will villas-boas bench a fit john terry(england captain)? if chelsea have centre-halves like vermaelen/koscielny - this high line nonsense the media are talking about wouldn't be an issue. the hypocrisy with them will not let them say john terry should pack it and make way for younger defenders - afterall he's the england captain.

of course, you would say a manager should play to the strengths of his players. it means chelsea must defend deep and invite pressure.
it means the gap between the defence line and the midfield line will also widen to accommodate the trequartistas [/i]and the [i]enganches.
either way, he's screwed and he will only get out of this hole until he buys his own players that will fit into his own strategy.

This comment was classic of Boavista's current state:

'As one of Europe's new generation of technocratic coaches who have developed a language of their own, Villas-Boas describes his defensive strategy in terms of high blocks, medium blocks and low blocks, but the most pertinent question before this fixture was whether his head would soon be on the chopping block'
media mumbo jumbo.
this is why i call you an unrepentant media LovePeddler. once the media say it - you believe it line hook and sinker.
try and tumble issues in your own head for once and see the problem. villas-boas wouldn't have had this problem in man utd(smalling n jones) are quick centre-halves. evra, rafael, fabio are quick full-backs.

Blimey - so if he doesn't get ALL of his targets he can't produce results? Utd wanted Schneider and didn't get him, so will that be an excuse for failure?
united wanted one player. chelsea need about 8.
anelka, drogba, malouda, lampard, cech, cashley, alex, ferreira, etc are in and around the age of 30.
villas-boas inherited pensioners.

A 'very smart' manager would've gotten rid of at least one of these 'mafia' geriatrics in the summer. Why is Chelski even offering him a one year deal if they are serious about getting rid of the mafia?
villas-boas didn't offer him an extra year.
the powers that be did. go and read the scolari vs chelsea mafia saga.
Romance › Re: How To Avenge A Chick That Dumps U by coogar: 7:24pm On Dec 01, 2011
Nj girl:
1 join a social network affiliated with her country especially one named after the countrys currency.
2 Have a signature identity eg type in blue or red fonts or in pidgin english
3 claim to live in jand preferably UK or ukraine or both
4Diss the girls race even if she is of same race with u and even if u diss your mother , all your female relations, your continent and your country in the process.
5 put up countless posts comparing the girls race with another in the bid to diss her .
6 put up countless posts dissing the babes country women.
7 use lame comebacks when confronted.
8 pray she is a visitor to the site u ve posted d above
sleep with her mother!
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Do This? by coogar: 7:08pm On Dec 01, 2011
69:
somebody please tell me why do men prefer to spend money on buying nkwobi, suya and beer for a gurl even if she don"t want to drink or she is not a drinking type instead of giving her the money to solve one or two problems that she will always remember and remain grateful to the guy?. does it make any sence at at all?
because they want you to get drunk so that convincing you to jump into bed with them won't be too difficult.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 7:04pm On Dec 01, 2011
debosky:
Yaya Kasuwa?

Morrison needs to give up on footie and start working at the till at Morrisons. . . .I'm sure he'll make a very good advertising face for the supermarket chain. grin
he was the best player on the pitch when he came on at half-time. the first player to actually hit the target throughout the game.
sadly, he was playing with unfit players with zero team chemistry. with what i saw of him last night, playing in the attack, he is ready to make the first team.

the culprits were macheda, diouf, valencia, evans and alex ferguson for picking a team of half-fit players + players with no game time at all.
he should have mixed it. all in all - we have to chill till next year for another carling cup run.

but then, arsenal fans all of a sudden found their voice in a competition they have never won under arsene wenger.
how ironic? remind me please - who's arsenal playing in the semis? crystal palace or cardiff? you homoerotic nuisance!
Gaming › Re: What Are The Differences Between Ps2 And Ps3? by coogar: 6:58pm On Dec 01, 2011
playstation 2 - 2nd generation game console
playstation 3 - 3rd generation game console.

there's a massive difference between the 2.
i cannot even be arsed to start listing them.

it's the difference between i-phone 4 and nokia 3210.
Phones › Re: Free Blackberry Unlocking Codes (NOT BLACKBERRY 10 DEVICES) by coogar: 6:26pm On Nov 30, 2011
Lexusgs430:
8275891111181968
gratitude!
cheers, bro!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 6:25pm On Nov 30, 2011
debosky:
Brilliant!
Who is the tool that spent nearly 80m and failed to build around a £50m striker? Was it Lampard? cheesy
the mafia!
the combo of drogba-terry-lampard-ashley cole and the media who suck lampard's balls.
hell, the dust they kick whenever lampard is on the bench is much more than the chaos that followed the norwegian massacre.

Who is the phool that failed to surround Torres with players who can play around him after spending 80m? Was it Drogba? cheesy
the mafia wouldn't let this guy work. besides, too many pensioners on his books.
he wanted so many players that roman failed to get. imagine a midfield of mata and modric.

Very good! The simple conclusion is that Boavista is not a smart manager - yet. grin grin

Glad you agree.
he's a very smart manager.
i bet if he's the one managing arsenal in the last 7 seasons, he would have won at least one trophy. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Spartacus Vs Gannicus by coogar(op): 6:00pm On Nov 30, 2011
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Sure they can be hung over.  What i mean is that it doesn't completely stop their reflexes, just dulls it unless he's passed out. 
And they'd still manage a fit with an amateur. As to Doctore's concern. . .i think it has more to do with what's needling Gannicus.  The alcohol either amplifies the problem or numbs it.  A sort of a quick fix.[/color]
but the guy he obliterated wasn't an amateur though! he was a beast and gannicus took him apart blindfolded.

https://www.gifflix.com/files/745c9280aa9b.gif
Phones › Re: Free Blackberry Unlocking Codes (NOT BLACKBERRY 10 DEVICES) by coogar: 5:40pm On Nov 30, 2011
Lexusgs430:
send details through.
device information :
imei: 357696040357406
mep: 06424-002
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 5:25pm On Nov 30, 2011
debosky:
Rubbish excuses - so a club that spent over € 83m needs to have one particular player on the pitch before chances can be created?
The strikeforce on the pitch alone cost more than £60m for goodness sake and this feeble excuse is supposed to be accepted.
shut up your mouth, debosky. the dynamics of football is beyond your knowledge.

a football club as big as chelsea splashed £50m on a striker and they have not even tried to build the team around.
how do you build a team about a particular star player? you surround him with the players who can bring out the very best in him.

this is what smart managers do to bring out the best of their star players - villas-boas has not achieved that yet.
it is what arsenal is currently doing to van persie. man utd did it for berbatov last season, they did it for rooney in the penultimate season.

torres has weaknesses and strengths. his strengths are yet to be utilised by supporting it with the players that can work with his strengths.
of what use is frank lampard at the tip of the midfield when he's lethargic in possession and he's too slow to release the ball to break torres free?

mata does that far better than lampard! however, the ego of fat frank will not even let him make way for the new midfield general.
mata gets shifted to another position to accommodate fat frank(who is now too old to boss a midfield).
Phones › Re: Free Blackberry Unlocking Codes (NOT BLACKBERRY 10 DEVICES) by coogar: 4:18pm On Nov 30, 2011
Lexusgs430:
5611919407534719
lexusgs430, can you unlock 9810(torch 2)?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 3:22pm On Nov 30, 2011
montelik:
Morrison and Pogba aren't ready. Definitely not to hold a 2 man center midfield in a competitive fixture. Unless Rio & Vida are behind them, its a recipe for trouble.
against crystal palace? grin grin grin grin
morrison will obliterate 90% of the teams in the premier league, never mind crystal palace.
have you actually seen this dude play?
TV/Movies › Re: Spartacus Vs Gannicus by coogar(op): 3:20pm On Nov 30, 2011
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Sober or not, he will still be able to fight. It's what he's trained to do. He's a gladiator. A warrior. [/color]
so you don't think men can be hung-over on excessive alcohol & s[i]e[/i]x?
did you see the concern in doctore's voice and space when he found gannicus at the edge of the cliff drinking his life away? if he didn't think alcohol would affect him, he wouldn't have been that disturbed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 2:11pm On Nov 30, 2011
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9663238#msg9663238 date=1322658515]Your central midfield pairing is NOT going to happen, NEVER grin[/quote]we are very short in that area.
fergie is never going to risk giggs/carrick or fletcher against crystal palace at old trafford.

he's definitely going for the young'uns in that area of the pitch.
fergie will need the seniors fresh for villa on saturday and basel next week so expect morrison/pogba tonight.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 2:01pm On Nov 30, 2011
chamotex:
---------------------Lindegaard/Amos-----------------

----- Rafael------ Smalling---------- Evans---------- Fryers

-------Valencia ---------- Gibson --------- Park --------- Diouf

---------------Berbatov ----------------- Macheda
-------------lindegaard-------------

rafael-----smalling-----jones-----fabio

valencia----pogba---morrison----park

--------berbatov------diouf-------
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 1:56pm On Nov 30, 2011
StarBoard:
The only thing that made that particular tie spicy was Tevez.Maybe the fact that it was a Manchester derby also heightened the tension.
But aside that,I'm not too sure if it was that big a deal given that Tevez was a psycho waiting to explode.
True about Mourinho,but I don't think it's still as intense as when he was around.
forget the drama - i was actually talking about the players that participated in the tie. it's the strongest united side in the history of the carling cup.
fergie wasn't joking with the tie at all.

For Arsenal,a cup is a cup.But for United,a cup should be CL/EPL.Unfortunately Arsenal haven't won anything for 6 straight seasons and are 25% of the way to making it 7.
So we can only speculate.
the competition is stiff these days, my friend.
if we miss the small cups, there's no guarantee we would clinch the big ones. champions league is a pipe dream this season. we are short of creative midfielders. the ones we have are crocked. it will take time for them to return back to action. fitness wahala, etc.

The thing about being a huge club like United is that you can actually choose the competitions to gun for,like we did in 2000.Since then the FA Cup has been a sad sideshow.
back then - arsenal were the only quality rival of man utd.  we didn't even have to play out of our skins back then to win the league. as soon as wenger pressed the self-destruct button, the titles headed towards old trafford.
right now, you have liverpool, chelsea, man city, arsenal, tottenham and even newcastle in the mix. even if half of these lots self-destruct, the other half wouldn't so we cannot afford to let the carling cup slip with a chance - we have a chance to be in the semis. let's go for it full throttle!

If you catch the small fish,you may not have enough space to land the big ones.The essence here should be to prioritise.And post-2004/5,United have only cared for the Carling Cup in 2006 because they were going through a mini-drought.
we won the carling cup in 2009 and still won the league title - european finalist too
who says we cannot repeat that fit right now.

Just a question:Let's assume we beat City (if we get there and are drawn with them) and lose the final to one bad refereeing call like Saturday's,would you feel satisfied?
i'd be super-satisfied. continuous erecti[i]o[/i]ns till next summer. grin
i don't care if cardiff or liverpool win the carling cup. i just want us to kill man city.
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Iphone 4 Needed Urgently: by coogar: 1:11pm On Nov 30, 2011
[quote author=sun_temi link=topic=814136.msg9662908#msg9662908 date=1322654140]Coogar, how much is Factory Unlocked iPhone 4 in the UK?[/quote]i can get it for £350(locked though)

the 8gb is £429(unlocked)
Crime › Re: A Very Handsome Nigerian Arrested Over Super Fraud Again by coogar: 12:57pm On Nov 30, 2011
[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=812316.msg9642748#msg9642748 date=1322406403]Sunday, November 27, 2011
[size=14pt]Nigerian Samuel Shoyeju, Jailed in UK for Fraudulently Issuing "Stay"[/size]

Nigerian born British Citizen, Samuel Shoyeju (pictured above), a United Kingdom immigration officer, has been jailed in UK for seven years for falsely granting Indefinite Leave to Remain (Green Card equivalent) - "Stay" to 44 non-EU residents (all Nigerians) who were not entitled to it or entitled to stay in the United Kingdom.[/quote]so what's so very handsome about this crook?
aloy-emeka, why are you so idiotic with your topics?
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Iphone 4 Needed Urgently: by coogar: 12:49pm On Nov 30, 2011
i-phones are this costly in nigeria?
no wonder the populace are on crackberry.

i think i need to start shipping iphones to nigeria now.
it seems a lucrative business.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 12:34pm On Nov 30, 2011
StarBoard:
The main essence of the Carling Cup used to be to blood youngsters that we intend using for the major competitions in the future.By that I'm refering to the CL and EPL.At least for United's point of view.
yes - that used to be the case until mourinho changed the scenery. he made us know a cup is a cup. you're in it to win it.
after 2004-5 circa, the carling cup became a major competition in england. did you not witness the manchester derby - the tarado saga between neville and tevez?

In 1994,Fergie's Fledglings were first used in the Carling Cup tie at Port Vale.Just an example.United didn't go far that year in the CC,but we all know how it panned out with those youngsters later on in future.
I still don''t think heaven should fall if we fail to beat Crystal Palace.We've lost to Southend United and Coventry City in early CC rounds.If we come this far and verify that we can have a few youngsters to inject into the United first team without winning the Cup,I don't think it would be a disappointment especially since we know United is a club that wants to make sure that future is secured by unearthing talents.
thankfully, we got crystal palace at old trafford. united should not be losing a game @ old trafford - regardless of what we roll out as a team or  what team the opposition decides to play. so i expect us to beat crystal palace with either pogba or morrison and fergie's missus as the top striker. from then on, it's the semis in january(no champions league tie in this period). what excuses have we got not to smash either cardiff, liverpool or man city?


Besides,the CC is third-rate at best.It was only recently that winners of the competition had automatic berths into Europe.
Trophy-droughted teams like Arsenal will feel a sense of victory if they picked up the CC.But United have bigger fish to fry:defend the EPL and try to win the CL.I would think that would dwarf winning the CC.
whether third-rate or sixth-rate, a cup is a cup!
if arsenal have been winning it since 2004, you won't have the gall to rib them about their trophyless seasons. yes, we have a bigger fish to fry and shouldn't we start with the small fishes first before hoping to catch the biggie? win a cup in february and we will have the confidence/belief to go and steal the big ones.

I think the perfect setting to seek vengeance on City will be in the League proper.Go to Etihad and beat them on our way to the title. . .wouldn't you feel more fulfilled if that happened as against the Carling cup?
i am too impatient. i cannot wait till the 36th game to beat city.
the game itself might have no bearing on the destiny of the premier league as they might be 9 points clear then or we could be 6 points clear of them by then. if we are going to beat them at all - it has to be now in a cup competition. home/away. a tie of 2 legs within a week - classic!
Business › Re: FG Blames IBB's Administration For Our Economic Problems by coogar: 12:00pm On Nov 30, 2011
i was hoping they would blame awolowo, lord lugard and mungo park, etc.
useless bunch of idiotic politicians. i-b-b left power in 1993. that's some 18 years ago.

calculate the barrels of oil nigeria have produced in 18 years and how much they have sold in that period.
how does this have anything to do with the abject poverty in the country. senators, governors, ministers, etc are on drug baron salaries and they are still blaming the ibb government for their irresponsibility.
Romance › Re: Facebook And Pinging During Conversation. by coogar: 11:57am On Nov 30, 2011
ifihearam:
Hello guys,have you ever experienced inviting a girl and during the duration of stay all she does is pinging!pinging!! pinging!!!.how do you feel,i asked one of my friends and he said he busted his girlfriend over this poo too.
The most annoying of all is that they keep you quiet when talking to them and after a reasonable time they ask you to repeat yourself.Have you ever experienced suchhuh??
you need to get a life if it annoys you that a girl is engaged with her fone.
if the whole bb messaging ish irks you that much - then stop dating blackberry carrying babes. this can be your criterion of choosing who you want to date. if she owns a blackberry, don't even bother. move on to the next girl using a sagem or mitsubishi phone.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 11:34am On Nov 30, 2011
BlueDiva:
They say the CC doesn't matter.
I say the CC should have been fought with all our might.

The CC is the only hope of winning a trophy this season.
Goodbye to any hope of having a silverware.
we warned you to keep fat frank off the pitch, y'all didn't listen.
chelsea had just 2 shots on target in a game of 90 mins. lampard created nothing in the absence of mata!
when he managed to deliver the passes, they were too late to get to torres and the spaniard was caught offside time n time again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 11:26am On Nov 30, 2011
StarBoard:
It's the Carling Cup. . .I think we shoulda outgrown this.
Allow Morrison and Pogba and co to play.Whatever the outcome,it shouldn't be taken overboard.
I'm not excited about this competition.It's one England can and should do without.
you don't outgrow any competition in england these days. there are 6 good teams in the league all trying to win in 4 competitions.
1 is out of reach to the english teams(champions league). . . . . .so you have the premier league(hotly contested by 3 solid teams), the fa cup(every team has a chance as of yet) and the carling cup.

we are already in the q/finals. why come this far if we don't want to win it?
if we didn't need this, we should have bowed out of the competition from the first round. if we managed to beat crystal palace this evening, then it's another manchester derby. the perfect time to seek vengeance!
TV/Movies › Re: Spartacus Vs Gannicus by coogar(op): 11:22am On Nov 30, 2011
Dgunnerz:
OP,Which Spartacus are you talking about?
Late or Current?


Anyway,Gannicus will surely beat them both with his sharp two swords.
don't just conclude gannicus would beat spartacus with his two swords.
why do you think so?

let's not forget spartacus was a man on a mission. he was fighting then to secure the freedom of his wife.
he would stop at nothing to get his wife and if he had met gannicus before his wife died - who knows?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Their Poofed Up Ego by coogar: 2:06am On Nov 30, 2011
sandy jo:
tayo tee the point in fact to note is that majority of nigerians are liars and they are also scammers.This is why the whole world hates you.
and yet the white trash female population of winscosin are all in heat for ugly-arse nigerian men!
admit it - y'all can't keep your thighs locked together the moment you see nigerians with their blood-shot eyes and ashy skin colours.
Romance › Re: What Do You Think Of My New Nigerian Man? by coogar: 1:59am On Nov 30, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=814052.msg9660126#msg9660126 date=1322614291]Esakly, my brother. Esakly. It's very perplexing that Miss BongaFish is laughing at her man; she's laughing and shining her teeth at the idea of him moving in with her. I don't gerrit. It's like she's laughing at herself, Coz I'm sure they'll end up together; he'll end up moving in with her. I don't even know what she's doing here-- huh[/quote]she should take a long hard look at herself -
bonga60:
Coogar, you will find i have told him in his face but the man insist! The only thing im yet to address with him is moving in busness! This is my busness too and i dont recall mentioning any1 s name
he insisted? you want to cut him loose and he insisted?
like he's got a fully-loaded gun to your head and he's forcing you to move in with you? grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Their Poofed Up Ego by coogar: 1:53am On Nov 30, 2011
sandy jo:
My race doesnt matter but what really matters is that you nigerians are all a bunch of scammers
go f@ck yourself, woman!
if you are gullible enough to be scammed, report to the authorities to get your spouse nicked.
stop airing your domestic frustrations on here with your racist, neo-nazi comments. . . . .it belittles you when you call humans monkey!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Their Poofed Up Ego by coogar: 1:43am On Nov 30, 2011
sandy jo:
most nigerian men are losers and they are very very ugly.i had prefer a hot sexy african american man over a ugly tree climbing african anyday.
how much did you lose to the nigerian dude that turned you into a raving lunatic?
you came to a nigerian forum to diss nigerian men - something must be wrong with your mental state!
get some help!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Their Poofed Up Ego by coogar: 1:35am On Nov 30, 2011
sandy jo:
I just cant understand why nigerian men are so full of themselves.They are the ugliest in africa with their nasty nappy looking hair,wide flared nostrils and their very red looking eyes and not to mention their ugly ashy colored skin complexion.Nigerian men believe they are the most desired when in actual fact they are the most despised.Nigerian men really gross me out and when i come across them i feel like throwing up.They are so persistent and even when you tell them to take a hike they still go on begging you for a date.
Why do nigerian men act so despirate in trying to date us western women even when we have no single attraction for their ugly asses.
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Romance › Re: What Do You Think Of My New Nigerian Man? by coogar: 1:28am On Nov 30, 2011
bonga60:
coogar i dont think u read my post properly im no paris hilton and i wouldnt want to b but i can support myself and dont need sponge of a man who has a nerve to borrow money and car from a single mother i admire a man who can stand on his two feet i havent ask him 4money why should he?
then why don't you say that to his face instead of assassinating is character on a public forum? this is what i don't get about you women. you have got bad feelings about your man and yet you cannot confront him with your fears - what the f@ck is that about?

if you cannot trust him now at the early stage of the relationship - stop stringing him along. cut him loose! stop giving him mixed signals unless you are not sure about what you want yourself. you are killing his character here and when he turns up at your doorstep tomorrow evening, you would spread your butt-cheeks for him to screw.

bloody hypocrite!

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