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PoliticsRe: Ribadu Is Our Next Nigeria President by Coolabbie: 10:48pm On Apr 03, 2011
doja:
^^^^

Let us have the pix of your big nose Jona so that we can compare.
Wat audacity! How dare u try to denigrate d source of d foul air blowing thru d country.
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Wins, I Will Hang Myself by Coolabbie: 10:31pm On Apr 03, 2011
Lmao! Chei! I don die. grin grin
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Wins, I Will Hang Myself by Coolabbie: 10:16pm On Apr 03, 2011
Eziachi:
Your money is safe with him and his wife and has no godfather for any godfatherly advise


When did you realise the confusion of this pastor of yours? When he took the bull by rescuing GEJ from Turai and GEJ was busy lying that he was on the phone evey night with Yar Adua or when GEJ was buying him off with $50K taxi fare?
If they chose to be fools that is their cup of tea, at least he didn't steal it from them but he is not the issue rather GEJ/Buhari. It seems this pastor seduced someone you love so much to your annoyance?
I have diagnosed you and found out that you are suffering from PASTORMYLITES.
True and agreed, inclluding kneeling like a naughty school boy before pastor Adeboye.
You lost me, what are we talking about again? remind me please!
For a start, your nation is not great yet, secondly if Buhari is your grandfather's age mate, you should be in the hip hop section, not on this section you must have landed by accident.

Young men and women you preffered, I would assume,those as young and moving mountains like Speaker Bankole?


Then being an ex general has never been a minus for real great nations like U.S.A when they made Gen' Dwight Eisenhower their 34th president in 1953 and he was born in 1890 (you do the maths) and his presidency was historic with lots of achievement.
The holy book the bible described gray headedness as a great asset, not a virus. If your grandfather is a virus, don't expect every other persons to be the same.
Blackberry! Now you mentioned it, it is one and only visible achievement of GEJ since Turai handed him over the key, when he joined the facebook using his blackberry from Zinox computers.
You are right again, change doesn't come easy, especially in Africa, where they choose the easiest option and they call it incumbency power.
grin grin grin grin Death!
PoliticsRe: INEC Postpones Parliamentary Elections Till Saturday April 9 2011 by Coolabbie: 6:48pm On Apr 03, 2011
@enyojo yes o! I am not leaving anything to chance dis tym. Anyway dis wuld be my 1st tym of voting, so dere is no way i'll miss d experience.
PoliticsRe: INEC Postpones Parliamentary Elections Till Saturday April 9 2011 by Coolabbie: 6:38pm On Apr 03, 2011
[quote author=mr.official link=topic=637933.msg8044088#msg8044088 date=1301851506]They keep postponing the death of PDP.  grin[/quote]grin D pdp is actually in d throes of death, gasping 4 breath. Dis tym dey wont escape it.
PoliticsRe: What An Unfortunate Slip Of Tongue By Gej by Coolabbie: 6:15pm On Apr 03, 2011
@mcgboye i hv gone thru dis thread & i am quite impressed wit d way u hv passed ur points across without any recourse 2 insults. Despite being insulted 4rm d ist page, u refused 2 take d same path which on NL can be hard 2 do. I wuld advice dat u quit wasting tym on some people who sim 2 hv ears 4 decorative purposes & whose brains are just dere to fill deir skulls. Thumbs up
PoliticsRe: Why I Am Supporting Jonathan Ebele Goodluck by Coolabbie: 5:36pm On Apr 03, 2011
Anoda one has been dumbed down. Wat a pathetic load of gibberish. U throw away competence & achievements & support someone because of his tribe. Naija we were once reputed 2 hv d best brains, wat went wrong?
PoliticsRe: 3000 Politicians Should Be Preparing For A Jail Term If Cpc Wins-Buhari by Coolabbie: 6:23pm On Apr 01, 2011
@op in dat case, i beta get my documents ready 2 apply 4 prison contracts.
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Wins, I Will Hang Myself by Coolabbie: 6:06pm On Apr 01, 2011
Op neva worry, i will provide d rope free of charge & even suggest d spot 2 do it. It will be cost effective u'll see.
PoliticsRe: BON/NEDG Vice-Presidential Debate: Official Thread by Coolabbie: 8:13pm On Mar 28, 2011
Homonide:
Sambo is talking about making railway work in kaduna, when he was asked about what his party has in stock as regard the social security system.what the heck?dude doesn't know what social security is, and to think that he's d vp and was governor,  I sorry for nigeria.
How do u expect him 2 kno, wen him oga no know wetin be job security. olodos Birds of a feather will always flock 2geda.
CelebritiesRe: Top Female Hip Hop/rap Queen, Kelechi Ohia (kel) , Enmeshed In Exams Fraud by Coolabbie: 7:35pm On Mar 28, 2011
ifyalways:
Ok,First who is she  huh

Anybody wey manage arrange 1 cd for Alaba don become Top queen/celebrity/star.  cheesy
grin grin Na so we see am o!
RomanceRe: Commit Suicide For Love: Does It Still Exist? by Coolabbie: 10:01pm On Mar 27, 2011
@op As long as fools still exist, u wuld still hear cases of it.
RomanceRe: HOW TO GET YOUR EX BACK! by Coolabbie: 9:52pm On Mar 27, 2011
Do u want her back? If u dont, tell her off irrespective of how bad she wuld feel. Besides u hv a new gal & she shud be d one u ought 2 be worried about.
PoliticsRe: The Safest Presidential Aspirant by Coolabbie: 4:57pm On Mar 27, 2011
seal777:
Even GEJ will nt put his money wit his own bank cos he doesnt trust them(u know this DOG EAT DOG STORY?). He will surely be a customer wit BANK OF BUHARI.
Wen u consider d fact dat madame umblera wuld be among d managers, u no go blame d guy.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Speaks Again by Coolabbie: 2:26pm On Mar 27, 2011
Gej doing wat he knows best, using sentiments 2 entice/hypnotize his sheeple. U can hear dem bleating in unison.
PoliticsRe: Gej May Be Playing Politics With New Minimum Wage by Coolabbie: 1:29pm On Mar 27, 2011
Dat is nothing but d effing truth. Dat bill has bin on his desk since last year but few weeks 2 d election, he finally saw it. And d sheeple supporting him r blindly rejoicing not 4 once sparing a thot 2 how & wen its gonna be implemented. Wit governors grumbling about deir paucity of funds, u can 4get about it coming into effect dis year.
PoliticsRe: The Safest Presidential Aspirant by Coolabbie: 1:20pm On Mar 27, 2011
Dis is a no-brainer. I will place mine in BOB, bank of buhari. Knowing dat if i go away 4 10yrs, i wuld still meet everything intact on my arrival.
PoliticsRe: Barely 4 Months Cpc Has Proven To Be The Most Violence Party In Nigeria by Coolabbie: 12:32pm On Mar 27, 2011
Dis is friggin hilarious! How many deaths hv bin recorded in cpc rallies despite d huge crowds? Which party has numerous death trailing deir campaign? During which party rally wz a bomb detonated dat killed several people? Wat about d stampede in PH, which party wz responsible 4 dat? Which party has bombers, drug barons, murderers, convicted thieves on deir campaign team? I dey laff o!
PoliticsRe: Who Is Buhari's Godfather? by Coolabbie: 10:44am On Mar 27, 2011
@op His godfada are d men & women who were given contracts based on deir merits & not on deir ability 2 pay kick-backs. His godfather is my uncle & his mates who were provided wit enof facilities 2 aid deir studies thru ptf. His godfada is my mom who during his time culd take #50 2 d market & cum back wit provisions 2 last us a week. His godfada are d people 4rm my village whose lives hv bin saved thanks 2 d hospital he thru ptf provided dem wit. Dat hospital is d only one in dat area till 2day. His godfada is d average nigerian who detest corruption just lyk he does. His godfada is d talakawas who luv him because he always stood 4 dem.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Would Go Under The Knife For A Titty Enlargement Or Remain Natural? by Coolabbie: 2:19pm On Mar 26, 2011
Dont tink i wuld, d disadvantages far outweigh d advantages. And d stress dat comes wit it, isnt something i can put up wit.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Elizabeth Taylor Dies At Age 79 by Coolabbie: 1:54pm On Mar 26, 2011
RIP Liberian girl & tell MJ dat i luv him & miss him.
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade Ekeinde And Husband Celebrate 15th Wedding Anniversary by Coolabbie: 1:46pm On Mar 26, 2011
15yrs? Dats huge, neva knew she's bin married dat long. Congrats
CelebritiesRe: So Whats Up With All You Guys Hating On My Hommie Chris Brown ? by Coolabbie: 1:41pm On Mar 26, 2011
Whoever advised him on dat hair shud be stoned. Wat wickedness! Anyway i luv breezy!
CelebritiesRe: Kc Presh Courts 50 Cent by Coolabbie: 1:37pm On Mar 26, 2011
Two washed-up artistes collaborating. Not keeping my fingers crossed 4 d end product!
PoliticsRe: Describe The Term "job Security" In Your Own Words by Coolabbie: 5:51pm On Mar 21, 2011
ideylaff:
You mean he said all that even after preparing the questions for Dbanj himself, oga oooo


He will soon resume duty of washing Turai Yar Adua pants, watch this space,

He is a PDP tool

His PhD means Pretty Huge De  eeeeek grin
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RomanceRe: Knowing the right man by Coolabbie: 5:15pm On Mar 21, 2011
MRbrownJAY:
I guess if you see a guy driving the "right" car in front of his mansion . . . . . .
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Am Confused by Coolabbie: 10:51am On Mar 21, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]where is this my AK-47 sef undecided[/color]
grin grin
op dis is just d 20th, try & wait till d end of d month b4 u start shaking. u can get a pregnancy test done 2 keep ur mind at ease.
RomanceRe: Are You A Lonely Woman?: by Coolabbie: 10:39am On Mar 21, 2011
redcapman:
We have lots of ladies/women out there who are really missing the fun in life especially when it comes to romance, sex, love and affection.

-Some cannot just find the right man,
-some fell into marriage with the wrong person,
-some don't know they are the real problem of their sad life.
-Some have been turned to intimacy gadget by their husband, they are LOCKED IN A BIG APARTMENT, the husband is never available to cuddle her except when he needs sex and dont usually have time to romance her before sex.
-Some have husbands that are not sexually active, cant go beyond one short round or come too soon for the woman/lady to enjoy the sex, yet they want to keep the marriage.
-some their man is busy chasing young underage girls with tight kitty and standing bosoms and just cant find it fun or enjoyable having intimacy with their wives who definitely is loosed kitty and sagged bosoms due to child bearing.
-some are widowed
-and so many other reasons that we cant just comprehend.

For support and solution send your story to
redcapman4love@yahoo.com we will reply you asap on what to do and how to go about it.
All d lonely ladies now put ur hands up. help is here!
PoliticsRe: Dbanj Interviews GEJ On STV by Coolabbie: 4:49pm On Mar 18, 2011
[quote author=fried-rice link=topic=625891.msg7937314#msg7937314 date=1300454031]right before my ears, jonathan described Job security as Speaking to Dbanj"Assuming you r'e doing your job on stage, performing and we start hearing Gun shots outside, there need to be security from such situation as you perform. . .  .  . ."  huh[/quote]wow! Im finding dis hard 2 believe

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