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Eyepencil:
HE ONLY KNOWS HOW TO DETONATES BOMBS

Pure illiterate.

Eyepencil:
MUMU SENSE U NO GET. I NO BLAME U NA JOBLESSNESS DEY WORRY U. MONKEY

wu release dis baboon
All dis insult 4 persin wey no even send u.

This colour tv is freakin hilarious. U r d man!
The thing pain sum pple sotey dem call deir mama idi.ot. LOL! My best thread 4 2day.
Since colourtv is out, no more fun.
Let me leave sub-humans 2 deir thread.
Fanks 4 d entertainment colour.
Happy sucking ghoul.
LMFAO

[quote author=Colour_Tv]E dey pain some pple because I no see dem.
Ignoring fools and only dealin wit relevant ones.[/quote]LOL!
This guy funny die! Dey hv tried evrythin 2 gain ur attention, just pity dem, quote dem small. Abeg.
Suddenly colour_tv repents, this thread is nw peaceful.
All d actors including dose from d very beginning should feel ashamed of demselves. Everywhere on NL, insults and abuse. Tufiakwa!

Oh boy! Its bin a while I laffed dis hard. Colour tv singlehandedly destroyed dis thread. To the extent dat d op cudnt quote her.
Demelza actually has a diplomatic side, amazing. Her fights r well known in celeb section.
Then came d oda bird of d gay feather wu couldnt speak directly bt was indirectly referrin 2 odas. Gud thin it wz totally ignored. No tym i guess lol.
I luv u colour tv, teach dem trannies a lesson. We will neva accept deir kind. Gurl u r mouthed!

Lessons gotten from this thread!
1. Op is still a teenager.
2. Colour_tv has a crush on op.
3. Demelza got scammed by NL sumtyms misbehaving posts. I had once complained about dis, too bad its still a problem.
4. Boring thread.

[quote author=Real_Alfranco]God, I have died!!![/quote]Dont be stu.pid, that statement/question is totally correct.

About tym dey did dis. Hopefully each of dem can move on wit deir lives

proO1:
Wow. So he's old enough to produce sp.e.r.m now? How time flies.

Damn i missed nairaland.

Whew! Finally david beckham can now take a breather

shadrach77:
i can understand people calling a general overseer 'daddy' but calling a campus fellowship leader 'daddy'? that's beyond my imagination

Ditto 4 me. Wen I newly attended d fellowship & wz told to wait to meet wit the 'mama' I wz expecting to see a motherly figure but lo & behold I saw someone who could pass 4 my older sister. I had to ask if she wz married but she wasnt. In fact I dont even kno d names of our leaders as everyone calls dem 'papa' and 'mama'. Its almost lyk an unwritten code not to call deir names, which all members must adhere to.

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^ thanks 4 dat. The thing is everyone around me refers 2 dem as daddy & mummy. Since im yet to catch up wit the trend, I am made to feel out of place as if by calling dem pastors I am uttering a disrespectful word. So I wuld lyk to kno if dere is a bible verse supporting dis so I know im not sinning.

Alright I need to get this off my chest. Im a christian and a proud one at dat. There are sum things about the church dat I find puzzling but the one that really gets to me is this manner of calling pastors 'Daddy'. Im a member of the Redeemed Church but I have neva understood why our General Overseer should be called 'Daddy' & his wife 'Mummy' or 'Mother-in-Israel  ( I particularly find dis funny). I always dismiss dis as a trend common & peculiar to our churches only. Of recent I got admission into the university & started attending campus fellowships. I was surprised to learn that the leaders, who are all fellow students, are called Papa and Mama by oda students. I wuld luv to know if dis is a biblical doctrine, fad or just a Nigerian thingy. Do u call ur pastors daddy?  If so why?

Aze & co una don come again!

^^^ ROTFLMAO! Be patient e go soon come.

Blessed are dose who expect nothing 4 dey shall not be disappointed.

God forbid dat my president lowers himself to serve under a thief who will do everything possible to frustrate him.

oloriooko:
@ poster.

If you like record all his words and keep, but I would like you to know that irrespective of your opinion, you should know that there are so many demonic elements that are waiting to derail all his good plans but we shall surprise them cos we shall not stop praying for him.

I want to assure you that if he fails, it will be because of these evil elements.

Dese winches & wizards don suffer. U no even allow dem gather ingredients, u don already dey blame dem.

OAM4J:
Another one!

Odukpani LGA cross river state, cpc    24, ACN  182,  PDP 19,886  ,  ANPP   213  FRESH  4  void 32

Dis is friggin ridiculous!

Kenyy:
Speak English! Is it me who is a Core Niger Deltan ready to die for Buhari now but was without hindsight ready to die for clueless GEJ if he had not succeeded Yar' Adua that we go and fight my Northern brothers who are on a rescue mission to save us from 12years of backwardness? Please be informed that if there is trouble, the people I would go after are our Common Northern and Southern Enemies, namely my brothers GEJ, Mr Fix it, Baba Ogun, Atiku, IB, ,etc.

True talk

shagaman:
Island is generally peaceful,Just voted now, i voted Chis Okotie, atleast someone must vote for HIM,

LoooL. I admire ur thoughtfulness sir!

shagaman:
Island is generally peaceful,Just voted now, i voted Chis Okotie, atleast someone must vote for HIM,

LoooL. I admire ur thoughtfulness sir!

Ikeja is peaceful, d police are patrolling around every few minutes or so. People are now coming out. So far so gud.

aniffy4eva:
There hasn't been electricity for donkey years, but because you have 24 hours power supply on the eve of the presidential elections - you call this a good omen for the next 4 years, I am not a political buff but it doesn't make a whole lotta sense,
SMH @ the way we think,

Sir dont be suprised, dats fresh air 4 u!

enyojo:
[size=28pt]I LAUGH IN IGALA LANGUAGE[/size]

Hey gal. Olo dudu. Have u voted?

^ enof of d campaigns already!

Low turn-out of voters in my area here in Ikeja as compared to last tym. Wondering why!

^ U sound uptight, try & relax it will be ova very soon. Besides d thread has bin cleaned up.