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Politics / Re: Women Protest Nnamdi Kanu's Arrest; Demand His Release - Vanguard by Coolabbie: 3:53pm On Oct 20, 2015
moderation2020:


u just exposed ur a stack illiterate, go start a job like farming
Its STARK!
Pot calling kettle black.
Illiterates.

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Politics / Re: Radio Biafra’s Nnamdi Kanu Granted Bail - Vanguard by Coolabbie: 3:12pm On Oct 20, 2015
new2020:


Yoruba maggot
Obviously yorubas can speak efik.
Idiôta!
Ibo bastàrd masquerading as ibibio. Bring ur dirty Biafra here, we will show u sumthing.
Ebot.

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Politics / Re: Radio Biafra’s Nnamdi Kanu Granted Bail - Vanguard by Coolabbie: 7:16am On Oct 20, 2015
new2020:


I'm Ibibio, we stand with Biafra so you know. Hope you know there is a large population of Igbos living in Ika in Cross River...former gov. Imoke is an Igbo man married to an Igbo woman from Enugu. You yoruba people will be shocked to know that Igbos are native in all SS states. Biafra has come to stay whether you like it or not.
A fo de unam!
It is only ur part of Ibibio dat will follow dis unengen ebot.
Its obvious u dnt live in akwa ibom.
Unam ikot.
Politics / Re: I Never Slept With Any Man For Money - Linda Ikeji by Coolabbie: 10:09pm On Oct 19, 2015
Freegift75:


How much Linda gave you as her advocate on Nairaland? Your comments reveal who you are, birds of same feathers!

Point of correction: I might have not got N500M worth of house but I live in my personal duplex worths N25M.

If you are jobless, PM me to fix you up and stop insulting your elders.

I don't exchange words with kids, immatured reasoning. What you need is my assistance in all ramifications. I'm ready to help you but not in contest of words here.
Duplex of 25m only. No wonder you want to die cos a woman bought a house that is quadruple that amount. I see where ur bitterness comes from.
You are obviously not worth the energy.

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Politics / Re: I Never Slept With Any Man For Money - Linda Ikeji by Coolabbie: 9:24pm On Oct 19, 2015
Davidsylva:
Yes oh,but the same bible says its for a camel to enter heaven ,than for a rich person to enter heaven
Then die in your poverty and stop envying the rich ones.

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Politics / Re: I Never Slept With Any Man For Money - Linda Ikeji by Coolabbie: 8:51pm On Oct 19, 2015
Freegift75:
As a single woman at 35, she deserves to publicise her loyalty to her fiancee. N500M to purchase just a building means different things to different people. But, it doesn't speak prudent of her!

How many people will live in that house with her?

Her marriage should be more important to her than buying a gigantic house. Bet me, lots of responsible men will run away from marrying such lady.

From distant view, she could end up becoming uncontrollable after marriage: that's what men would think of her. As a searching single, she ought to live a low key life

Well, wishing her better end of life
Words from the mind of a highly functioning illiterate. You think everything starts and end in marriage? Why dont u go marry and stop analysing d life of someone obviously better than you?
Your mates are busy hustling, you are here creating threads about a woman's business. See how much it pains u.
Useless efulefu.
Archaic old bastard.
I have your time this night, come at me.

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Politics / Re: Brigadier-General Ransome-Kuti Sentenced To Six Months In Jail by Coolabbie: 10:21am On Oct 16, 2015
ellabooz:


Please air your view without mentioning me. I don't do novice
Look at this bedwench!
You just registered march this year and yet you have the gall to call someone a novice.
Go to romance section and play.
Idiat

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Politics / Re: I Am Not The First Lady - Aisha Buhari Says by Coolabbie: 8:37pm On Jun 15, 2015
cococandy:
Mtchew
Angry that you cannot be half the woman she is?
Useless jealous ashawo

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Politics / Re: Vindication For Barcanista: The Real Reason APC Hate Me (pix) by Coolabbie: 9:35am On Jun 08, 2015
brownlord:

Fooooool, i'm not interested in any of your trash.
@bolded, brownlord don't pm or come here seeking attention of females, even the few i met here, i could not even hold conversation with them.
You can contact as many female here and find out how many have a pm from me.
Foool, my offer for you stand.
Put a pic here and back it up with other social network you are in Facebook, Instagram or whatever.
If you are prettier than her you got my 20k.
Bastarrrd, don't respond if you are not ready to do what i asked.
Jeez! Ur thots are all over the place!
You keep mentioning 20k, why not use dat money in treating ursef. You are obviously bipolar.

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Politics / Re: MUHAMMADU BUHARI, Nigeria’s Strictest Leader... Photos And Video by Coolabbie: 5:09pm On Jan 14, 2015
RedBenson:


You must be either partially or fully crazy for bringing up unrelated issue on this thread. Who dafuck do you think you are? Look at this fool taking my mata ontop her cocoanut head. Have you forgotten how i combined you and your mother and fuccked same time as ashawos and i had to pass thru special medication routine as a result of rotten pusssies carried around by you and your HIV+ mother? You must really be mad.
grin LOOOL!!!
I thought u were neva goin 2 show dis syd of u. Compose a thesis on mama's p.ussies. U r quite adept @ it.
Hv fun wastrel.

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Politics / Re: MUHAMMADU BUHARI, Nigeria’s Strictest Leader... Photos And Video by Coolabbie: 4:54pm On Jan 14, 2015
RedBenson:


Lol. Just start rehearsing with any of the pictures cos you'll really need one to shed tears with beginning from 9pm Feb, 16.
I support GEJ but I cant bear the thought of a wastrel who could upload a pix of his private part on dis forum coming 2 put mouth where his betters are tawking. Leave d sane men 2 argue dis.
Go f^ck an olosho, Gej campaign does nt nid ur likes.

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Politics / Re: MUHAMMADU BUHARI, Nigeria’s Strictest Leader... Photos And Video by Coolabbie: 4:36pm On Jan 14, 2015
RedBenson:
Below are faces of how Buhari and APC supporters will be crying after Feb. 14.
Get back to ur àshawo thread. This is a thread 4 men and ppl wit sense. Not goats dat hv mortgaged deir senses 4 d thing btw an olosho leg.
Be off

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Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: NANS Backs Jonathan’s Second Term by Coolabbie: 10:24pm On Jan 13, 2015
Eyepencil:
LOL...LOCAL DIRTY GAL, I PITY THE UNFORTUNATE GOAT WEY GO MARRY YOU IF AT ALL UR kitten NO GO SAG B4 THEN SEF. IF I BE YOU NA TO VEX ENTA UR PAPA ROOM GO USE VEX FVCK SHEGE COMOT 4 HIN EYE. MONKEY
Bla bla bla!!!!!!
Enjoy ursef
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: NANS Backs Jonathan’s Second Term by Coolabbie: 10:16pm On Jan 13, 2015
Eyepencil:
DIRTY UGLY THING. IF YOU ARE THE ONLY GAL IN DIS WORLD I WILL DIE A VIRGIN. CARRY UR INFESTED P.USSSY COMOT MAKE I SEE ROAD. IDIOT
Useless drunk. Na only womanliness u sabi.
Go f^ck ur mama jare mk we hear word.
I don tire 2 read ur jargons. Bye bye o
f^ck ur mama well o
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: NANS Backs Jonathan’s Second Term by Coolabbie: 9:58pm On Jan 13, 2015
Eyepencil:
LOL... THANKGOD SAY I GET MAMA, UR OWN MAMA NO EVEN KNW WEN SHE BORN YOU SEF. MAKE U DEY DIA DEY WAIT U GO SOON ENTER MENOPAUSE, NA UR TYPE DEY MARRY MONKEY DEY CALL AM HUSBAND. MAKE THUNDER FIRE DAT UR SMELLY P.USSSSYYYY
I for say mk u enta tub and throw boiler insyd, but I doubt if u don see tub 4 ur life. But wateva way, quick kill ursef cos ur existence is just useless. U are neida useful 2 man, God or animals.
Commit suicide so d earth can hv use 4 ur wretched body.
Nkita
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: NANS Backs Jonathan’s Second Term by Coolabbie: 9:54pm On Jan 13, 2015
Eyepencil:
LOL... THANKGOD SAY I GET MAMA, UR OWN MAMA NO EVEN KNW WEN SHE BORN YOU SEF. MAKE U DEY DIA DEY WAIT U GO SOON ENTER MENOPAUSE, NA UR TYPE DEY MARRY MONKEY DEY CALL AM HUSBAND. MAKE THUNDER FIRE DAT UR SMELLY P.USSSSYYYY
oga ur capslock button don break?
Wetin concern u weda i marry or not.
Oniranu oshi. Ur stoopid moda dey dere dey console hersef say she get pikin. She no kno say u r worse dan a dead baboon.
God punish u and ur dirty family. No go hustle 2 elevate dem 4rm dat poverty place wey dem dey.
Fooolllish goat.
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: NANS Backs Jonathan’s Second Term by Coolabbie: 9:31pm On Jan 13, 2015
Eyepencil:
IDIOT MAKE U NO GO FIND HUSBAND MARRY UGLY BIMBO
na ur mama wey no swallow the sperm ur useless papa pour insyd am wey result into u, na she be idiôt.
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: NANS Backs Jonathan’s Second Term by Coolabbie: 9:27pm On Jan 13, 2015
Eyepencil:
HE ONLY KNOWS HOW TO DETONATES BOMBS
Pure illiterate.
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: NANS Backs Jonathan’s Second Term by Coolabbie: 9:21pm On Jan 13, 2015
Eyepencil:
MUMU SENSE U NO GET. I NO BLAME U NA JOBLESSNESS DEY WORRY U. MONKEY
wu release dis baboon
All dis insult 4 persin wey no even send u.
Crime / Re: Transgender Nigerian Claims She Was Jailed For Being Gay by Coolabbie: 10:44pm On Nov 21, 2013
This colour tv is freakin hilarious. U r d man!
The thing pain sum pple sotey dem call deir mama idi.ot. LOL! My best thread 4 2day.
Since colourtv is out, no more fun.
Let me leave sub-humans 2 deir thread.
Fanks 4 d entertainment colour.
Happy sucking ghoul.
LMFAO

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Crime / Re: Transgender Nigerian Claims She Was Jailed For Being Gay by Coolabbie: 10:15pm On Nov 21, 2013
Colour_Tv: E dey pain some pple because I no see dem.
Ignoring fools and only dealin wit relevant ones.
LOL!
This guy funny die! Dey hv tried evrythin 2 gain ur attention, just pity dem, quote dem small. Abeg.
Suddenly colour_tv repents, this thread is nw peaceful.
All d actors including dose from d very beginning should feel ashamed of demselves. Everywhere on NL, insults and abuse. Tufiakwa!
Crime / Re: Transgender Nigerian Claims She Was Jailed For Being Gay by Coolabbie: 8:52pm On Nov 21, 2013
Oh boy! Its bin a while I laffed dis hard. Colour tv singlehandedly destroyed dis thread. To the extent dat d op cudnt quote her.
Demelza actually has a diplomatic side, amazing. Her fights r well known in celeb section.
Then came d oda bird of d gay feather wu couldnt speak directly bt was indirectly referrin 2 odas. Gud thin it wz totally ignored. No tym i guess lol.
I luv u colour tv, teach dem trannies a lesson. We will neva accept deir kind. Gurl u r mouthed!
Nairaland / General / Re: by Coolabbie: 3:12pm On Nov 20, 2013
Lessons gotten from this thread!
1. Op is still a teenager.
2. Colour_tv has a crush on op.
3. Demelza got scammed by NL sumtyms misbehaving posts. I had once complained about dis, too bad its still a problem.
4. Boring thread.

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Politics / Re: Julius Berger Completes Abuja National Stadium Rehabilitation, Hands Over TODAY by Coolabbie: 12:39pm On Sep 17, 2013
Real_Alfranco: God, I have died!!!
Dont be stu.pid, that statement/question is totally correct.
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edoho Begins Divorce Proceedings Against Estranged Wife, Katherine! by Coolabbie: 2:59pm On Jul 11, 2011
About tym dey did dis. Hopefully each of dem can move on wit deir lives
Celebrities / Re: Bow Wow Has A Daughter by Coolabbie: 2:56pm On Jul 11, 2011
proO1:

Wow. So he's old enough to produce sp.e.r.m now? How time flies.
grin Damn i missed nairaland.

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