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RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 11:23pm On Mar 28, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]I called for volunteers this afternoon but none responded, so I went by doing it all alone.[/color]

@everyone, everything is ready now.

[size=15pt]Oya make we see am then.
I swear! this thread fit enter 400[/size]
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 8:40pm On Mar 28, 2013
Idowuogbo: Omg! shocked shocked shocked

Is dat crowngoat? Jesos!!!!
Haba! Idowu you bad oooooooh.
Free this guy now or you still wan compare his head with Banky W's ni?
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 7:50pm On Mar 28, 2013
sanb: Permit me to Lol at this hahahahahahahahaha; grin grin grin..Oh my days...alright dude; but that Hausa you've just spoken, get k leg....cool
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 7:49pm On Mar 28, 2013
sanb: Permit me to Lol at this hahahahahahahahaha; grin grin grin....Oh my days....alright dude; but that Hausa YOU'VE JUST SPOKE, get k leg....cool
huh huh GBAGAUN!

Even that your own statement don get Y-leg too.

Atleast I tried small.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 7:43pm On Mar 28, 2013
Acidosis: www.lovepoemsandquotes.com/LovePoem102.html

Provide a link pls... its important.
I swear! Acidosis, na acid u pour on these people. U fall their hand patapata.

.......Garri don fly comot for my nose as I dey laugh.......
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 6:10pm On Mar 28, 2013
uj_sizzle: Hiya!!!
Finally done from the office....
What did i miss??

Are the vexers still vexing?
Congrats! but ask Google wetin u ve missed. No b we go answer that.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 6:07pm On Mar 28, 2013
sanb: Qu'est; la polygamie, eh bien je ne vais pas après que l'époux femmes d'autre que vous voyez. J'ai une belle peau et je ne veux mari d'une autre femme au bain-moi dans de l'acide .... alors ma réponse est définitivement NON... grin grin cool
huh huh? huh huh? huh huh? Wetin be all these self? Na German and French we dey speak for here ni?
Oya me too don vex speak Hausa join. Abeg go yamutu kama kaza! if u no fit write 4 English or pidgin.

Jibiti people!!!!!
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 4:55pm On Mar 28, 2013
TEA esq™:
Since everyone is speaking in tongues, let me spEak mine too.


erché hanno la sensazione che ICHIDODO e UNDEAD sono la stessa persona? lipsrsealed
grin grin grin Abi ooooooooooooooooo
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 4:51pm On Mar 28, 2013
Smartie gurl: Oga just help me answer abeg....
I no be google now madam....
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 4:20pm On Mar 28, 2013
Smartie gurl: What did i miss?
Rhetorical question!
Cant you go through the pages? Abi whom u dey ask?
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 3:56pm On Mar 28, 2013
sanb: @vision2050; I’m looking forward to reading your lines, it’s gonna be cool……..you’ve got a competitor though for Vicky.....I like that; now; let’s see who'll win her heart....

vision2050 and [color=#000030]COOL DK[/color] to woo vicky
Sanb! D guy don dey warm up seriously, But u know snail cant compete with a ram in a nodding game.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 3:51pm On Mar 28, 2013
vision2050: Why my post hidden, stop this nonsense nobi be ur papa give me money for MB.....
grin grin grin True True stop this nonsense now abeg! Why u go hide my opponent post now?
I no like am ooooo mod. Make e no be like say na me dey use juju for him ooo cos he don already accuse me yesterday.

Vision nothing do you jare! no be dem papa or mama buy you MB joo.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 1:50pm On Mar 28, 2013
Oya make we go...........

Dear Vicky,
I am very happy to meet a mukulumuke lady like you
Ever since I learnt you will be my love, my heart has been going boom boom boom
I love the way you arrange your books
I love the way you arrange your cloths in the cupboard (lol)
I like your smesme smile cos e dey make me go mesmes.

Please be mine cos I go carry you go see my mama sharp sharp.

I LOVE U, I WANT U, I NEED U, I ...... U!

( Dont start to dey comment on this oooooo®, only Vicky is allowed)
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 11:22pm On Mar 27, 2013
vision2050: @ cool kd i see your handwork ooo, you order them abi? No worry noting do...
Wetin we carry, wetin u throw!
My handwork ke?
E be like say your own go pass "My oga at the top" that day.

Anyway sa, HAVE YOU EAT?
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 11:10pm On Mar 27, 2013
vision2050: ''You know you're in love when you
can't fall asleep because reality is
finally better than your dreams.”

How was your day Vicky??
HAVE YOU EAT?
Tantalizing Vicky!

I already said it earlier "the taste of the food is in the pudding"

This guy VISION is so blurred! Cant get cleared even by 2050.

Sweet dream pretty, we will meet at our normal zone at the love arena.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 4:51pm On Mar 27, 2013
[quote vision2050]thanks maxi chai!!! he wan form for my Vickycheesycheesycheesy[/quote]
vision2050: ija sese bere ni ooo
Guess na Offa u come from. Tori ijakadi loro Offa.
Anyway, se u don roll your sokoto well well?
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 4:45pm On Mar 27, 2013
Maximus85: "Had I known" is not a word....they are words. Your Vicky might notice your grammatical jagajaga and it might affect your proposal.
Thanks Maximus for correcting me before d D-day.
Next time I go add "s" after "word".

But you know that one no mean say Vision2000000000000050 oh sorry! vision2050 go fit derail me.
Mba! Layelaye! shocked shocked
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 3:22pm On Mar 27, 2013
vision2050: hey!!! Wat the f. u. c.k are you saying?? Stay away from my baby, i dont give a damn of what you just oouta out.( Angry face) this small boi wan spoil my show, (mi oni gba)....
Heheheheheeeee! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Me small boy? You be toddler then friend cheesy huh No offence
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 1:45pm On Mar 27, 2013
vision2050: Vicky my darling, please set the table it is time for breakfast...... I hope the food is not salty ( in obj voice)
Mesmerizing Vicky,

"The taste of the food is in the pudding" so people say.
Vision2050 has just given u a clue to how he is going to treat you and clever enough, that is just a tip of an ice-bag.
Imagine someone condemning you before even tasting the juicy and delicacy you are made of!
Imagine someone bursting outta you with such an horrible Obj's voice!
Oooooops! oh dearie, guess u dont deserve that; do you?
Guess all you need is to be treated right, pampered and spoiled with love
Guess you dont even want to wait till 2050 before you start achieving your dream pretty, do you?
Guess you dont want to say the word "had I known" baby.

You dont deserve a blurred vision that required a divine intervention for clarity at 2050.

The ball is in your court vickylicious Vicky, till the D-day my sexy gene.
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Was Not Invited To 2Face's Wedding by COOLDK(m): 12:29pm On Mar 26, 2013
I guess Faze has seen this coming long ago. Here is d lyric:

It is a small world wey many things dey happen
A brother u trust today we betray u tomorrow
So becareful this life is full of sorrow
Watch d company u keep and the friend u follow
....................(eni to mo'yan lon pa'yan).
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 12:06pm On Mar 26, 2013
Smartie gurl: hehehehe! Vicky s gone high. Vicky u sure u are ok? Ouch! Ur body is hot.
Cant stop laughing...........
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 11:55am On Mar 26, 2013
~vicky~:
where is cooldk cheesy
bobo hope you re handsome and rich wink
am a classy gurl for rich and classy bobos cheesy
Here I come sweetie! Handsomity is my surname and richness is my genes
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 11:53am On Mar 26, 2013
Vision2050 in contention with me?
Hmmmmmm..... Until then.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by COOLDK(m): 10:24pm On Mar 25, 2013
I'm nominating myself and I'm wooing VICKY
InvestmentRe: Investors Turn To Nigeria As South-Africa Struggles by COOLDK(m): 9:59pm On Mar 25, 2013
taharqa: When some of us were saying these same stuff here, some GOONS here would be spitting Thrash- the ONLY thing they know how to do.

I have ALWAYS asked on this forum what area has deteriorated since GEJ took over (apart from Security, perhaps- which is unfortunate by the way). Every index indicate some level of PROGRESS on all other ares/sectors- Rails, Power, Roads, Cost of Governance, Elections, Inland ports, Transparency in Government, Airports, Seaports, Education etc etc; some of these areas may admittedly not be fast enough (like Education) and we CERTAINLY have not even gotten close to where we ought to be as a nation in each of these areas- afterall, an Admin CANNOT be expected to clear the INCREDIBLE MESS which have been ACCUMULATING for some Decades and which it met, in less than 3 years; BUT the point is that PROGRESS is clearly been made in MOST of these areas.

- Nigeria is presently undertaking what have been described as the 'largest Privatization and Reforms in the Power Sector in the world', a relatively Transparent process that is in its concluding stages; as well as building almost 500 Power related projects (in Generation, Transmission, Distribution) SIMULTANEOUSLY, as well as the associated Gas infrastructure;

- In less than 3 years, Nigeria is Resuscitating 3000kms of its old Railways system (Lagos-Kano, PH-Maiduguri and their may associated Spur Lines) which had been deteriorating since the 1980s and which was virtually DEAD for about 10-15 years, as well as building new Standard Lines in pats of the country (by both the FG and some State Govts like Lagos);

- Nigeria is almost SIMULTANEOUSLY Remodeling/Reconstructing its entire Decrepit Domestic Airports, building new Cargo terminals and on the verge of building 5 new Standard International Terminals; just as it is significantly upgrading Airport Related facilities, especially in terms of safety (Total Radar Cover, VHF Communication Systems, Dopplar Weather Systems, Alternative Power Supply System etc);

- Nigeria is fixing its key FEDERAL Roads at a pace not seen in years, with significant improvements already felt on some of these key roads;

- Nigeria is improving Services in Older Seaports as Private Concessioning of the ports deepen and the Time to Clear Goods in those ports (and hence Demorrage Costs) significantly reduces; just as 4 Inland Water ports are SIMULTANEOUSLY been built in the country, etc etc.

Investors know of some of these Infrastructure upgrades and many more (some of them ongoing); they know of the improved FISCAL environment been midwifed by people like Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi and Aganga as they article also indicates. They know of the opportunities cropping up in the Agriculture sector cos of the REVOLUTION in that sector been midwifed by another Reformist, current Agric Minister (and personally, the best in the Cabinet) Dr Adesina, and many other areas opening up like Power, COnsumer Goods Industry, Manufacturing, Mining etc. In fact, they know that Nigeria's Infrastructural inadequacies are avenues for massive investments and profits, coupled with the large and Dynamic population of Nigeria- an investor, esp in Africa, would be 'Mad' not to seriously look towards Nigeria.

Those ENEMIES OF NIGERIA who have chosen to make the Govt of GEJ 'ungovernable' Or create that IMPRESSION, whether through Boko Haram Bombings or through a Shameless and unimaginable Media PROPAGANDA, are FAILING and would continue to FAIL.

God bless the President and his team; and God bless this our GREAT country, NIGERIA. May it continue to SOAR HIGHER, and fulfill that GREAT Potential it always was, in our Life time. AMEN.
TAHARQA or wetin u call una self? And u expect me to read all these ur spit and agree abi? Abeg go continue dey shine GEJ shoe dey go jare.
We talking investment here and U are claiming achievements wey no even dey.
Mtcheeeeew! Anyway I like ur closing message sa.
CrimeRe: Pictures Of A 23-yr-old Thief Caught At Ijero-Ekiti by COOLDK(m): 9:38pm On Mar 25, 2013
ejifranks: Why would one make stealing a career
??
Because our Ogas at the Top showed us that's the best way to get rich quick.
Oooooh! you want to argue? Wait a minute let me give u case studies:
Bank-Ole
Farouk lawal and Otedola
Alamiesiyah(not sure d spelling)
James Ibori
Gbenga Daniel
Tafa Balogun
Still not convinced? I'm afraid u aint brained then.
TV/MoviesRe: 7up 'Oga At The Top' AD : Real Or Fake by COOLDK(m): 5:45pm On Mar 22, 2013
Here is another Oga At the Top advert thing. Court cases soon Mr Shem!

CareerRe: What If You Were In "Oga At The Top's" Shoe? by COOLDK(m): 11:38am On Mar 16, 2013
Can anyone please tell me where I can buy the "My Oga at d Top" T-shirt?
I need it very urgent.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Fan Beheads Real Madrid-Supporting Friend by COOLDK(m): 7:25am On Mar 14, 2013
venorite: Even with all the bombings,iraq still looks better than naija but dis muslims,all dey know is kill,they can't even create a human being...mtsceew
At least you should have removed the blood clot in your brain before posting this. Use your right senses in whatever you say mr.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali (AFCON 2013) - (4 - 1) On 6th February 2013 by COOLDK(m): 4:53pm On Feb 06, 2013
Thank u BON, Thank u CAF for denying Nigerians nation cup match view on the local station.
Its working for us, Eagles don vess for una now! Loba pari.........
SportsRe: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by COOLDK(m): 5:55pm On Jan 25, 2013
Oooooop! The peole spoil my day again....
Anyway, We are used to this eagles kiddies play.
SportsRe: Not Being Able To Watch Nigeria's Match Live: How Did You Feel? by COOLDK(m): 9:38pm On Jan 21, 2013
Any true Arsenal fan on d tread wont feel nothing cos we are used to it.
Watching SE match is like gambling so it is Arsenal.
Im proud to be a gunner.

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