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D gal b like, after all d dicks I consumed while dating dis guy, e still proposed. Oh, what a sweet maga.

pocohantas:
Though I don't place emphasis on all these days, there is nothing I haven't done for love. Minus giving my kidney...



I mind.
I'll have lots of explanation to do if I am seen with you.

Chai, u cldn't even humour me. Ok, enjoy!!!

pocohantas:
Why is the emphasis on val always on men?
Woman no dey do val for man ni?

Thnk God I found a gal who thinks different. Babe xup, do u mind taking me out 4 val?

Na compulsory u go follow her talk abt d programme? Some pple r very touchy when it comes 2 things like dat. Put urself in her shoe dude.

XhosaNostra:
You mean that?

Me, waitimg 4 ur DM.

XhosaNostra:
Gosh, that looks hot.

Come make we do our own.

I dislike d fact dat they smtimes mistake me 4 their father even though we dnt share any resemblance.

Nairaland gals come n defend urselves. I mean, hw wld I go through all these troubles 4 us 2 engage in smthing we wld both enjoy.

Thats y they r called German machine. Masturbating with drive n passion, I wonder hw their sex wld b like?

I wish more pple can emulate her. She simply said hw she felt even though she'll b forever grateful 2 him.

Oga proposer, next time u self propose b4 giving out ur remaining kidney.

Op, so u knw d aswer 2 ur question yet u still created this post. U leave all d gals wey dey ur area dey pursue one wey dey out of reach, e b like say u like headache abi.

C me wey I dey advice person, my main chick dey another state. Thank God I dey do side runs.

After all u hv written up there u r still asking of what 2 do. You dn't deserve a response, u need a stare.

amar3664:
what percentage are chances of sex between them

Abeg hw I go take knw 4rm inside room wey I dey. I wld hv loved 2 come over there n help with d calculations, but I cn't.

To knw that, he has 2 confront her n make deductions 4rm her replies n body language.

Op u in 4 a long thing. She is already giving u a heads up just in case u catch her in d act. Next time b firm n tell her u dnt care 4 jokes like dat. As I always say, op, u r in a relationship, there will always b d fear of cheating spouse, all u'll b waiting 4 is confirmation. Bro, expect d worst but hope 4 d best.

tucky200:
A friend of mine just caught his pregnant girlfriend resting her head on her male friend's(married with a kid) lap. This male friend once asked her out about two years ago but she turned him down and chose my friend instead. Whenever he(boyfriend) is broke she will go out to visit him(male friend). he's confused now and thinking of ending the relationship.
He has been crying, Pls what should he do ??

PLEASE MATURED ANSWERS ONLY.
Rocktation
Farano
Lalasticlala
Seun
Ishilove
Obinoscopy

He cn't b too sure anything is going on between them. What I do in such a case is 2 decide which interrogation technique I will adopt based on her past record. If I knw her 2 b an honest person, I will keep hammering her with questions until she breaks n confesses, but if she is a tested n trusted liar, I will just kick her out.

Just tell ur friend 2 take heart in advance. Shit happens.

Op dat ur profile pix looks too serious, I guess dats y u need a serious relationship.

I will ask the teacher, "Abeg hw do normal humans behave"?

On a serious note, hw do normal humans behave, especially in this world dat I hv seen it all, where animals hv more pride n dignity than humans?

Make dat teacher go sidon one place jare.

sekxyqueen:
benefits of being a virgin till marriage and then you end up with a guy that will infect you with HIV..

They say we knw nothing 4 sure. But me, I am sure of two things, first, the sun will rise 2morow, second, u r definitely not a virgin.

The way u look when u see a post abt virgins n u sure aint one.

Guys biko, learn 2 hold urself. C hw Follow business is turning into big business. Nobody will pay us guyz 2 excort them anywhere, except of course if u want 2 b bobrisky.

tosyne2much:
So you support the motion that guys should never give their N5 to their babes?

Give not because u get sex 4rm her or u r scared she might leave, but because u feel like extending a helping hand. Spending on a gal is a privilege not a right.

Niggas been fallen guys hand since time memorial. Proposal is an indoor affair.
*Guy kneels*


Guy: Babe will u marry me?


Babe: No


*Guy stands up n dust off his knee*


Guy: Oya babe come n b going



Itza simple stuffs

Bros u 4 make complete sense if not 4 dat number 10.

Asking dumb questions like this n feeling this emotionally might actually make her decide 2 put ur relationship on a permanent break. B a man, n let her knw u might not b here waiting 4 her 2 come back. Shock her by not showing emotions, n c d magic of her wanting 2 get back with u.

I hear u hv 2 invest in her first, then she might do d same at some point. As 4 me, I invest nothing but my spare time alone in a gal. If she likes me enough, she'll do d same.

On point, consultant of life. One round before n after night sleep, on weekdays. Minimum of 6 rounds during d weekends.

ladyF:
Lol.... Better return the ring and allow people to find you.

Kai, stop dat, no let me call Lord Sauron 4 u. Dont u knw what Frodo had 2 pass through 2 return d ring. Abeg let her keep d ring. Her precious!

Op, abeg when person ugly, wetin make dem dey arrogant about? No b when u get smthing wey pple want u go fit do shakara?