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I dont understand, can we feel the the breasts?

Leezah:
do you mean cat walking

Not just that. The way she sits, stand, and do evrything in general.

Xavfra:
You said the guy would doubt if he raped her.... Bro the guy would doubt if he even knew her

Lol

Na only Nigerian guy go dodge bullet finish still dey reason whether him for don put im head collect am. >:

After I sent tfare she has HIV abi, my own has already enter AIDS, let her come like that.

Now thats a man.

With the fear associated with coronavirus dont be suprised some Nigerians wld literally complete the song once dey reach express na to push the person out.

U can get married even if you are not too bouyant finacially. That is, if you find a very good and understanding lady, just dont think of having kids until your finance is better.

I can never marry such a woman in the first place. A lady who cant think for herself and connect to God on her own, na woman be that?

anthonyuncle:
if u really understand what love is,
then you'll know it's enough

U are a genius. Love is all encompassing.

Undissputed:
It's time we start to change the narrative. The moral decay in today's society is almost beyond repair.

I don't care if you are 60 years old or 18, I don't care if you are graduate or business owner, or paying your own bills, if you are a single woman and you visit a man without your parent's consent, then you are a prostitute.

This may sound harsh, but it's the truth.

The only setting where a single woman can visit a single man alone is when her parents have given their consent for both of them to be in a relationship. In this scenario, they are most likely courting with the intention to get married and their relationship is consented and guided by their parents.

Oh, this brings me to a final hypothesis: If you are single woman in a relationship your parents do not know about or consent to, then you are probably a prostitute!

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What about the ones that are actually prostitutes and they visit their client's house with their parents consent? I guess those ones are not prostitutes.

GuyWise101:
Often times you here guys complaining about their girlfriends but you hardly here single guy's complain....


So I am asking single guys here... How is life without a girlfriend.


As for me I don't have a girlfriend and life feel so good here... bank account intant, wallet full and no nagging and other sh!ts.

They never complain becos hands cant talk. If they could, their right hands wld rant from now till thy kingdom come.

The alpha wannabees right now.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

mrnweke103:
Good morning my Good people of Naira land. Please read till end.

Pls I need your advise, I met my girlfriend on September 2018, we become together and love each other very well, January 2019 I went ahead to meet her parents for the first time.
After I met her parents, they welcome me and accept me..I went home and discuss everything with my brother, and my brother advise me to go and do introduction, of each I did.. though I don't stay within the country...so after everything I travel back and left her with her Mom..i always make sure I call her more than 7 times daily...in fact I didn't give her any chance to talk to anyone else,.. things were going on well..last year June I told her parents that I want her to come over and stay with me here, and her parents agreed..of each I have already discussed it with my girlfriend and she agreed to come..I then send her money for everything..the next thing she did was she started tell me, I will come today I'll come tomorrow.. things begin to change, even her attitude change...she started talking to me anyhow.. when I ask her what's going on, she'll tell me nothing, I begin to suspect her and her attitude.. when I told her she's cheating on me because that's why she don't want to come over here, she got seriously angry and even report me to her parents, I plead with her and her parents to forgive me, finally we settled everything and I stop telling her to come. I waited till this January 2020 I travel home..she visited me..in the night I told her I want to see her phone, her phone is on password.i ask her to unlock it and she refuse..the phone I bought for her..I ignored her that night. the next day, I ask her again to unlock the phone for me she refuse while she knows everything about my own phone, I told her my password..I keep on telling her to unlock her phone, the next thing she did was to hit her phone on the wall in my present, and the phone broke into pieces for me not to see her chats with friends...to cut it short, I finally found out she's cheating on me... And pleaded me to forgive her that it was not intentionally.. I want to quit.

There are ladies that are not worth the stress. This one has the signs of one not worth it. And
you self try not to be calling your next girl friend seven times in a day, haba.

Borndead:
My boyfriend and i have been dating for a long time now. I discovered that he is very close with one of his best friends. I read his whatsapp message where he was telling him that they should book a hotel to have sex. I’m so depressed right now. Please what should i do

Dnt be. But isnt it better than u find out hes doing it with another girl. For me ill prefer a girl im dating doing it with another girl than with a man. Atleast this open the possibility of a 3some. I will tell them, I can sit and watch while you guys are having pre-intimacy, I will come in handy for penetration.

Kennedyiheme02:
lol i know its silly... thats how one lady came out and accused one of trumps chief judge in america of sexual assault.. she said it happened 30 years ago... lol bro i cant even remember what i did 10 years ago

Lol it might get to a point the guy might even be doubting himself like, did I really rape her?

lefulefu:
petitie girls can be meaty too

Gbam! Those are the petit girls I like. The ones with usually big titties or bums for their size.

USAPhoneNumber7:
Humans and there fetishes.

Curious, when you sit in the loo to do number 2, doesn't the water sometimes splash around your kitten? And you expect someone's child to lick that up, all in the name of MouthAction. Damnn nigarrrr

Even if you take your bath prior, the thought of it alone can induce a bucket load of pukes. Ga Damn It

Dont you know theres nothing as satisfying as a bj. Not just any kind of bj, but one from someone who is so focused on the task at hand that you think they want to siphon oil from your jerrycan.

Relationshipmat:
Good afternoon ladies and gents... aww.. ok i am not new on Nairaland , i created a new account today to share my problem/challenge...i need your contribution, no insult please. Thanks

I am tired of men, please i am not a lesbian. Whenever i am in the mood, i and my boyfriend will make love to our satisfaction..infact he wil confessed that " babe today is my best day ever"

But when i am not in the mood , hmmm that day na pure wahala! I wil become his worst enemy, quarrel wil start.. he wil just start " how can i have a girlfriend and be suffering, did any man Bleep you? Tell me ..

The worst part is when i am not in the mood, my yes is yes..no matter how you push, force your penis..lie lie na lie..

Its not my fault, but boyfriend wont understand , let me cut long story short..

Please what do i do?
Ladies how do you do it?
Men can you guys stop being selfish..

Thanks

Then you dont need a bf (boyfriend) what you need if a fb (fuckboy) as you are not ready to put yourself in the mood when he needs you. its only yourself you care about.

GraGra247:
So if you are disturbing a girl and sleeping with her anyhow and making her wash your filthy boxers and even cook for you, will it be wrong for her to ask for money even if its everyday.

U see your life? What makes you think all guys expect their lady to wash their clothes and do other shiit like that? You see the reason you should stop dating school girls.

The way Americans handle rape ehn! They expect a guy to toast lady, give her nice lines, bust her brains n she willingly goes with the guy to her hotel room, something leads to another both of them are naked and when, just when the guy wants to insert disc the girl just wakes from her day dream and she half assedly tells the guy stop na, the dick will just automatically retract. Like TF she was thinking all the while?

Great100000:
Its not me ooooooo, I saw the story online

Disclaimer

Her carriage, the way she makes every move count.

GraGra247:
This is a hard fact I readily observed and have witnessed many times. Only problem is that most guys abuse it.

The girl that loved them enough that she sacrificed everything and hardly asks for money is the very girl most guys use and dump.

Irony of life.

U guys shld just calm down. At the bolded, like you stated it is like impossible 4 a girl not to ask, she might limit it but she go sha ask except she knows the guy is broke or the guy does not give a Bleep about her.

The day I break up with a chick n I start writing epistle on nairaland seeking validation, someone should please whoop my ass.

What r u even saying?

Riele:
Smart Girl .

Such a wise girl she is .

That man is better than 50 Nigerian men combined .

SassyGem101:
Yeah... Better than the so-called young and able bodied men who'll frustrate your life and still not give you a kobo.

Baby girl, enjoy your life jare.

R u guys 4 real or this is just for cheap likes?

Xory bro. She never deserved u.

Petyprincess:
Yes i want to get married to that lucky guy that i can proudly call my own! Someone i will spend the rest of my life with nd always wake up in his arms every morning nd whisper to his hear "good morning oko mi" that special person i will copulate with nd have a beautiful baby girl nd live happily ever after like in the Disneyland

Perfect reason. I also want 2 get married just 4 these same reasons, to be with that person thatll make u question how u have been able to be in existence prior to their presence.

SassyGem101:
Was a long time though. Still in secondary school.

There was this guy, a friends brother then. I liked him So you know then how if mum wants to send someone on errand everybody will be glued to the TV and not want to go. And most of the errands was in this guys block ( it was a block of flats in the estate then.) So I became loyal by always going on errand there all the time and funnily enough I never got tired of running all the errands meant for 5 children. And I can go to their block 10 times a day provided I'll see onyin.
So whenever they say, who'll go and buy this stuff from block B, I'll quickly jump at it. my sisters noticed and began to call me onyins girlfriend and I'll feel fly when they do. Hahahahaha....

Good thing was, onyin took notice and would always call me whenever I go there and I'll feel like melting . Kikikiki...hmm...childish.

Finish d story. Did u answer when he called or u started playing hard 2 get?

Damn! Dem don do this nigga strong thing

Oh lord, what is this guy confused about. Hope u can live with sharing ur wifes cuchi with other guys?