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Later smone wld say gals r not d biggest liers. C dis one lying without even opening her mouth. My new year resolution, no makeup on date night. I cannot come n b surprised d morning after.

adetoroamos:
am scared of just getting any girl pregnant, am not a broke guy,am hardworking guy and looking fwrd to be a very successful guy in future, but I want the best mom for my unborn kids. so today I make up my minds that I won't be fucking any girl I see rather I will go for pay as you go so she won't come with some stupid and nonsense words that she missed her period. any advice for me on this.

Oga op, twenty-first century, u hv not heard of condom. Abi ur sperm na acid wey they burn through rubber?

xendra:
for a two years old dumb parents, I fear for the next generation!

Una never face una generation finish, na d next generation u dey fear 4. Smh

When r we going 2 start seeing sm post-wedding pics, or already married couples dnt take pics? I guess d love no dey sweet again after marriage.

Purebeerry:
So because I manage to reply you, that is why you are now directing the question to me.

Which one is 'manage 2 reply' again? So u think u r doing him a favour by replying?

sekxy:
this is what Nigeria men are best known for. .their mentality stinks to high heavens.

it doesn't take them time to label a girl prostitute, a girl they know even in their next world,,they can't still get to her level. .

shameless men ,,the ones on nairaland aren't exempted.

Aunty abeg show me 4 dictionary where one man is referred 2 as men. Anytime one guy fuckup, 2 generalise am just dey hungry u. Just continue.

RadicallyBlunt:
Even love does not guarantee satisfaction. Accidents that claim the womb or one testis or one leg or one eye or renders d love unsatisfactory especially wben youve been used to figure 8 woman or 6 pack man. Cases of cancer and stroke do worse. The love of Yusuf buhari's wife is helpless to her at the moment and useless to him. What is helpful and useful for both of them right now is money. Else her love may never come back alive.

If na poor man, dem go even think of Germany? He go don die bro.

Yeah, but u'll always hv d nemory. That will always last forever.
I like money too, but I dnt 4get abt d important things like love n fun while chasing after money.

RadicallyBlunt:
Bro love is natural. You'll always find it anytime in life, yet it depends on money.

Money opportunity comes only once. Money is not easy to come by so when it comes, you need to shine your eye. After that opportunity, na money flash you go just dey see. And this money is needed to maintain, sustain and lubricate love.

All d money in d world cnt giv e u sm satisfaction like d one u get in d presence of ur love. Money can make u paranoid of gals feeling 4 u.

Let me give dis secret, d greatest marriage advice ever; stay single as long as possible, till ur libido hits an all time low.

I'll pick love anytime. Nothing like being with smone u knw loves n adores u above everyother. Its d best feeling in d world.

Op u try. Nice list.

Y d Bleep will I want 2 analyse a yanch I cnt touch. If u can hv her available 4 probing, then we can talk.

[quote author=zephry post=63723359][/quote]*Chuckles derisively*

zephry:
and It's already grown bigger than the one in your skull

Let me b d bigger person here I give

Disgusting! This is not a place 2 b.

zephry:
yeah exactly
that's why u let'em think for you

Atleast mine got brain.

predmine20:
Is not a weakness but something to be proud of dude.

Guyz like u tend 2 hv problem in ur marriage. U cnt learn on ur wife especially if she is experienced. Pray u find a virgin like urself u cn learn with.

zephry:
you are so f*cking wrong nigga it's a sign of moral strength and control over hoemoans

Moral strengths my nuts!

Who cares? I give no bleeps abt a virgin guy, on the contrary, 2 me, its a fucking weakness. Go get laid.

Best Nigerian proposal in my book, so far. Dis is purely romantic.

Tamarapetty:
i can, i don't keep things in. i prepare for the worst reply

You r bae, d rest of u gals r just plain chicken.

deturla:
It was 7:00pm that fateful Sunday, when I left Oriental Hotels Eti-Osa to Sandfield busstop to get a bus heading to Costain, I was there for 30 minutes waiting for the bus when I suddenly felt a nudge on my back. I thought someone tapped me only to realize it was the breeze of the Osa River that blew across my shirt.

Looking at the river, I suddenly felt the urge to walk towards it. Like there was someone there beckoning at me to come.

I hesitated for a while and then later walked down to the bank of the Eti-Osa. I just felt the need to sit and enjoy the breeze of the river as it slaps my face like the tender palms of a 3-month-old baby.

Suddenly, I felt the urge to talk to Edumare, to look down on me and bless me in the new year.

I felt that deep spiritual awareness that Oluwa was really staring down at me and anything I need, he would provide.
Caught up in a little trance like state and lost in my thoughts, while reveling in the calmness of Osa, a tap on my shoulder jolted me out of my reverie.

I was surprised to see an 80 year old woman smile at me, her teeth seemed to have gone with the tides of time, leaving only bits that summed up her old age.

She told me she needed my help to make her sit beside me, while making a joke of how I had occupied her seat by the river bank.

I quickly apologized and made to stand so she could seat at her ‘spot’, but she declined and said, it was fine! She would gladly sit beside me. There was something eerie about my new friend and seat companion.

I suddenly felt so cold, and my body was shaking in heavy spams, I could not place a hand on it, it was a deep metaphysical feeling but I did not really pay attention to it because I was more concerned about making Mama comfortable.

Mama Khadijah, as she introduced herself told me the spot I sat was the same spot she sits as well, said she sat there whenever she wanted to speak to Oluweri! She told me she clocked 80 years a day earlier and she needed to come to Eti-Osa to thank Oluweri for sparing her life.

She continued and said Oluweri did amazing things for her because, when she had issues in her first marriage, Oluweri took away her pain and gave her a better man, in her late husband. I never really understood what she meant by pain taken away and never asked!

Mama also continued that she had 6 children and all of them left paid employment to start businesses for themselves, she then said if I was a businesss man, it was the perfect time to ask Oluweri what I wanted!

I smiled and told her I don’t worship Oluweri but Eledumare. She laughed and told me Eledumare sent Oluweri to govern things in the water and beyond.

She further told me she made a pact with Iyemoja to come to the river bank every day in appreciation of the goodness she has received, and she feels her time is up. The pact she had with Oluweri was to put herself up as a part of Oluweri’s kingdom at the golden hour of a particular day when she clocks 80.

But before anything she wants to bless me because she felt the urge to. Mama asked me to kneel before her, and told me to make a wish.

I told her I wished to see the Iyemoja she mentioned bless me with the support of Olorun. She smiled, and patted me on the back, the same way I felt a breeze touch me at the back when I was at Sandfield Bustop.

Mama Khadija told me all the prayers I prayed earlier on had been answered.

I felt that deep shudder and cold yet again, and while I was saying ‘Amin’, Mama walked slowly into the river.

I wanted to scream for “HELP” but I was rooted to the spot, mouth sealed as I could only make a feeble cry.

Mama Khadijah glided slowly towards the Osa River, and I saw two ‘mysterious’ women come to the surface to pull Mama into the waters.

Beads of sweats broke from my face down my body and all of a sudden I stood up like I was in a trance and walked slowly towards Sandfield Bustop. A force beyond comprehension stayed with me till I entered into the next available bus to Costain. I checked the watch at that time, it was 11pm.

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Dem no teach u say person wey enter trance no dey remember d events?

Martin0:
Ladies,
It’s quite unfortunate that some of you take
promises made by guys during sex seriously.
During sex, the man completely loses
himself. He doesn’t even know what he’s
doing or saying. He can’t see your body well
(reason why you shouldn’t bother about the
stretch marks and cellulites during sex) at that
point as all that’s in his mind is sex with you.
Don’t ask him to make promises at that point
because his penis, not the head or heart, is in
charge.

Bet guy y? because of pity sex u come dey spread our secret 4 outside. Person like me wey b say na only during sex I sabi talk I love u pass. B careful o.

I never c d white dem born well 2 go racist on me. Hv u ever wondered y dey cnt easily racially abuse sm blacks, like Obama. Its because they hv impeccable comportment, not like most blacks dat act dumb most times.

I check if she meets my specs.

habsydiamond:
The result of hard to get....that's why most ladies end up marrying someone else husband after dem don do hard to get for their supposed husbands...I pity some ladies sha

Nigerian gals r so used 2 playing hard 2 get. See this one, hard 2 get has even turned 2 reflex, dat she cnt even control it. Smh 4 Nigerian gals.

Nigerian gals dnt feel pressured 2 do anything dat doesnt hv money in it. If u doubt it, try proposing 2 a Nigerian gal while broke in public. U will hate urself.

GloriaNinja:
LMAO... MARRIAGE IS OVERRATED... I DON'T CARE IF I GET MARRIED OR NOT.

Seems like u still hv time on ur hands. Hope ur lyrics wnt change when d time comes?