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Davash222:
Man realized he wasted money getting expensive ring to propose.
After getting smashed with just indomie and egg, you expected another guy to use expensive ring on you when you're not a virgin
Guys ain't that foolish any longer. No virginity, No ring.

Then he should have been a man and told her to her face. Pussy ass men every where

Novemberaura:
Wait for an hour Allah damn it!!!!! An hour pre-intimacy The whole journey should not last more than minutes or are you shooting a porn movie the longer the better.

Some guy with PhD once told me that infection causes lack of moisture down there when fully aroused. Think about it, no virgin has difficulty flooding the region once aroused

Though time didn't permit me ask him precisely what infection.

You will enter the desert like that then. You were the one complaining of dryness. If you cants wait that long then lubricant is for you.

etrange:
He doesn't even sound smart enough to start one. Did that trash he typed there make any sense?

I guess he is trying a bit too hard. smh

@hkidola00 nkce kwetion @Sexytincoll and Mihzwhitesutana oya come and answer kwetion

You actually sound like you would like to give up being a lady to be a guy. I dont think being a lady is all that bad as you paint it out to be. Im sure the guys do it just for fun.

Why i dey feel like to start argument dey hungry you

Shibaraba:
In summary, spend lavishly,and see your counter points below from 1 to 13.

1. She cannot be angry. Ever. Money brings smiles
2. As long as the money is flowing. She doesn't mind distance
3. A woman like pearls sticks to the man with cash. Poor men don't own pearls
4. Betray her trust na she go still apologise. Money stops nonsense
5. Drive her mad, in a Bentley. She won't even blink
..........someone else can continue. I don tire to type

There are differences between puppets and ladies. Your list is for oloshos.

Theres no one that doesnt get wet down there, just a matter of patience as some of them have already offloaded littres of wetness in their past escapades. All a guy needs to do now is to do is to touch the right spots and wait for it. You can wait like an hour for some, but e go sha come at one point

Tell him to go see them and start moving his mouth to form the words he intends to pass across. I mean, how else does a grown man pass info across? Does he need a slate to scribble the message on for them to read

QuinModah:
Thank you.

Youll do just fine

stupidity:
you get easy for her to manipulate.


She becomes a trophy for you. You’ll hate to lose that spot. It’s a psychological something. I nor fit explain abeg. My brain is on quarantine mode right now.

Lol u better finish explaining

MadeINchenzen2:
u dont understand what she meant, read it again !

Lol I actually do. I dnt think shes taking it much serious. I mean by now she should have created a thread searching for any guy in need of serious relationship leading to marriage 2012 till dat no be garri

MadeINchenzen2:
engaged for 12 yes and still not married.

Wetin consine me, na she still dey claim engaged

Nobody want die but we want go heaven

If a lady proposes when a guy is not finacially ready, that means shes ready to foot the bills.

Yes o but only a few ladies have the skill. Ive been pondering something. Ive noticed most ladies can twerk on the dance floor but cant seem to twerk with a dick in it. So what the hell is the point of you twerking in the first place?

OP said ladies but nairaland ladies with dick have taken over. Dude above, run along she said she's engaged nigga.

Na now you go truly knw who loves you selflessly. Just knock on their door at this time and find out.

Very necessary. The last "come" before he "goes".

No be your fault, you just never date correct guy before. Sex and cash is really btw, the care, affection he dots on you only, you would feel ike the luckiest girl on earth.

stupidity:
Some women are now getting more crafty. When you meet them they'll tell you they have a guy. But they'll still flirt with you and tell you lots of stories of how they don't trust guys and how they don't easily yield in to sex demands. She'll look tough to you. She can even go as far as telling you her man goes through hell just to see her pant.


Once you believe this lie, you are done for. The sex will eventually come cheap to you. Na then your mumu start manifest.

Please elaborate how the cheap sex then makes the mumu start to manifest.

#4 Dont form Rambo, crying helps clear some of the pains.

By giving your time and attention to only someone reciprocating your advances.

Riele:
Just take a good look at those Dundee's above thinking their rotten rod can make a girl happy .

Bunch of fools .

Must you be rude on every thread. Learn to make your point without being insultive. Enjoy!

SweetCunt97:
Not everyone is a chronic hand freaky freaky like you naa.. Besides one go chop well first before looking for girlfriend to isolate with

Nice one! Indirectly i never chop well na him you mean abi Btw my hands are not complaining yet. Them never see something

Discloser:
I have not been idle all this while, I've not just hit my luck yet, infact it is high priority on my list now.

Best of luck bro, u need it.

Discloser:
LOL, you don't have to translate but what I meant is there is feeling you get when someone you love checks on you via phone or any means possible, I crave this feeling.

Oh then u missing out. Once corona is past you better start something.

stupidity:
lets be honest you’ll get to that point where you’ll need someone around. Not just sex.

Sex should be a bonus.

Thats the reason why we have phones. I will text, chat, video call, anything but see you cos I dont want to be susceptible to all the risk of contact she must have put herself though.

You should be happy you are single. At this point I already have a response for any girl that wants to come over. Ill just say "we were directed to isolate not duplicate so abeg hope i dont have to translate".

Preek

If you no dey careful, na coronavirus you go quarantine with. You no know wetin those kind girls they carry self. This is the period self service is bae.