₦airaland Forum

Immediately i read the heading i knew it must be a black man

LoverJoe89:
Dear NLs,

I need help with my predicament. I just discovered a lounge where I normally hang out to watch sports and chill. Apparently the lounge also has a Spa that is managed by this beautiful married lady who is a mother of 3 children that are in University and one in final year of secondary school. I started crushing on this woman for some time now and I cant seem to take my mind of her. She is a tall, dark stallion with nice hips, ass and a very sweet voice.

We got talking the moment I went to her Spa to make some inquiries about her spa services and whether she runs home service as well. Along the line, she gave me her contact details and we have been chatting frequently. The thing is that I am madly in love with her but I don't know how to express my feelings and desires towards her.

I don't intend snatching her from her husband but I just want to have a romantic relationship with her but don't know how I will go about it.

I am a graduate in my mid 20s from Leed City University Ibadan with a degree in Engineering. I don't usually have issues in getting women but this has posed much of a challenge to me because I am deeply in love with a married woman.

Thoughts of her sometimes drives me to masturbation and it's driving me nuts. Please I need help on this matter.

For the sake of your future avoid married women like plaque!

Zimmermann:
How do they even find their way in there

1. Through partially covered suckaway
2. Broken suckaway ventilation pipe
3. Partially or non-covered chamber

Loreettaa:
My weight gain or loss is hardly beyond 2-3kg.

It may be the cause, so watch your diet.
Have an appointment with dermatologist.

Discard any boobs enlargement cream or pill if your are using any.

If he is happy with whta he is doing then it's not my business

FG should investigate this man thoroughly there's something fishy about him.

May Allah reveal the sponsors of Bokoharam/Bandits as for Ipobs their sponsors met with Buhari last week

Anything to chop Bola Tinubu dollars is accepted

Loreettaa:
So I've been having stretchmarks on my boobs, faint lines, that sometimes fade off. I'm fair skinned and when it shows, I fear other people can see it too.
What causes it?

Are using bleaching/whitening cream or oil?

Have you added weight recently?

Child birth?

JAMO84:
Me na my fuel finish, my wife and two daughters were with me.


I got a bike man to buy fuel from the next town, it was the longest 40 minutes of my life.

Never make that fatal mistake again...
Is better to wait in fuel queue than to endanger your lives.

RIP.
someone should make a thread on how snake enters WC toilet

The amount of money stolen from 2015 to date can turn 9ja to UK

Doing everything possible to solve APC crisis while all their states are in deep shit with Bokoharam, bandits Almajiris etc

Ussycool:
Wai, is government doing anything about this? Kidnaping have become order of the day.

Nothing until citizens start taking laws into their hands

OneCandleAway:
Black Africa is operating under a serious curse.

How can you grant China rights to mining gold in exchange for infrastructure. Why can't you mine yourself, sell and use the proceeds got infrastructure?

Upon all insecurity in the northwest chinese are currently in Zamfara state mining resources

Jostoman:
Dino melaye contested an election to serve his people but the evil people in APC connive together and remove him from senate and he didn't complain but now that he is trying to do other things to make himself happy you people are still complaining. Nawao.

God bless you.
Poverty has taken away sense in most of our people otherwise what's their biz with what make someone happy

This old man is 28 years?
But he looks 45

Fear Chukumeka and Sons

Fahdiga:
How low have northerners descended in this country. Killing humans is now easier than killing chicken. Either they are bombing and beheading people or they will be kidnapping people, bursting and removing their brains. This people are barbaric and sadistic. *spits*

You are right they learning the biz from skull miners

It seem like the sole of of Buhari's/APC government is to inflict hardship to all Nigeria regardless of Religion or tribe.

Factfinder1:
Its obvious that the Kaduna state government dont want to do anything about this kidnappings for 3 straight years now

I drove yesterday from Kaduna State Metropolis to the Boarder between Kaduna State with Zamfara state there is no single Police man or army.
They only stay on the roads during market days.
APC led government has finally grounded our dear country

Wait a minute...
Why are Police harassing young men with Cars in Southern Nigeria?
I have never experienced it down here in the North despite the fact that I am driving since when am 21yrs

Chai Ladies are avoiding this thread o.
Cos if thet tell the truth hmm u no go ever suck their tities

Grandmeister:
Even a black mamba's bite can afford you 20 minutes to get to the hospital (and we don't have black mamba here). This lady had about 30 minutes to one hour to get antivenom shots and live but she didn't get it. Either because
1. The hospitals didn't have any(or the appropriate antivenom shot)
2. She was being treated with traditional method while her window for survival was closing.

Yeah.
The issue here is how many hospitals in Nigeria can treat snake bite under 1 hour?
Infact you can't even reach must hospital in 3omins

Please enlightening us how snake can get into WC

Prettydevil:
What is with people and envy? Why do people want you to suffer like them before they can be free with you?

Why would a landlady pursue every single tenant who has ever lived in her house once they start buying cars, generators , ac and plasma TVs. The landlady cannot stand a tenant doing well than them because they have none of the appliances I just mentioned.

What is wrong with people? Why do people kill their friends because they are making money? Why do people have an issue with you once you start dressing rich and glowing skin?

Why is envy so strong in the hearts of people?

It's because only your parents are praying for you to be better than them, the prayer of the rest is eitherfor u to be a pauper or below them but not above.

Alhamdulillah i left Kaduna just yesterday.
May Allah punish Buhari!

Moreign001:
Hello Guys, Good Morning and a Happy Sunday to you all.

I don't know how concise i can be, but I will try.

I just graduated last 3 months, with my girlfriend who's now my ex, and she's 26yrs of age while I'm 28yr.

We started dating from our 200level till yesterday, (that's approximately 4yrs and counting...).
We were ideal together, we were well known in school, to an extent where her friends and mine kept asking how? And wishing theirs was like ours..

She promised never to leave, and she please everyday that I should never hurt her. At times we jokingly talked about our future kids which is now a never happening fable.

So after we graduated, she travelled to stay with her aunt, we do check on each other everyday.

Last month.. She called, and said her friend needs an advice, that she and her date just graduated, and that another man is asking her out, and she's thinking of dumping her guy since he's not ready, and that the newly known man is ready to pay for her marriage rites.
Immediately I knew she was the one in the story, because I already had several dreams were she left me. I pretended, I told her to tell her friend to "Follow Her Heart".

Last night she called, and said there's something she wants to tell me, I responded, "Is it what I already know?", she asked what? I told her she's getting married soon, and she said yes! I was speechless. I asked her for how long has this been going on, she said it started when she came to stay with her Aunt. We spoke, and I congratulated her, she started crying, I ended the call, sent her a good luck text.

This morning, she called and said she couldn't sleep last night. I asked her why she did it, why she decided to get married, she said she doesn't know. I asked if she likes the guy, she said yes. She couldn't stop crying and was saying I shouldn't leave her, while she's the one leaving me. I was totally down, but I have crazy friends. I WhatsApp a friend, told him what just happened, his words boosted me up. He said, " Support her, we move, no be God leave you". That was enough, but it's hard, really hard to move on without her, and she said the same thing and kept pleading I shouldn't leave her.
Now I'm asking, if I was the one who had left, what would have been the story? That I used her and dumped her, because this has always been used against the guys.
Why are women in a rush to marry? They don't even add value to themselves, I'm now 80% in agreement that marriage is one of the greatest achievement for a woman, maybe in Nigeria.

Just let the bitch go!

I assure you one day you will surely thank God for letting her out of your life.

I will forever remain grateful to almighty God for not granting my wish to marry one Gal that i intended to marry back then.

Another propaganda to deceive the gullibles.
N

The founder of bokoharams

I believe some of them are on nairaland

Razy75g:
Muslims are real fools. They think everyone is stupid like them. Parasites

Lalasticlala

Hashabiah:
This thing lacks transparency and I see it as an avenue to siphon funds for political ambitions.

You are very correct.
The kind of donations that borno state is getting from international donors is mouth watering hence the decision of Zulum to make sure media cover each of his steps.
Last to he personal branch at NUJ headquarters to drop brown envelopes

Zamfara state government is yet to implement 18k minumum wage let alone 30k minimum wage.
That's why the activities of banditry originated from there considering the level of poverty among its teeming youth