₦airaland Forum

After FG supplied the metre... its cost wil be deducted tactically from your electricity units

daddytime:
Shame....

So cheap..

If I were the helmsman of the said company, I'd order procurement to quadruple their demand and make them even more subservient and docile.

Wicked man

elpochas:
Cnt start saying all here,he told me he cud nt satisfy her,he had to beg her tru out d nite.bt dat lady is best i eva banged.Still remember her till today,its bn 7yrs we last met.A guy dat banged her even went to her facebook page then to praise her.She bangs u like a porn star and makes luv to u like a loyal housewife at same time.She was a Sex freak,So neat,pretty and matured.

Okay

hayfay:
Good day!!!! Please am in need a room or two rooms for rent in kaduna at an affordable rate. Please house should not be too far from Nigeria Defense Academy at Ribadu.Im a Christian please.would appreciate a response as soon as possible thanks.

Why not hostel?

It's cheaper considering it has A.C fridge, bed etc

Uncle96:
Mehn current girl I'm dating. Shes the youngest among the girls I've dated but the craziest.. I used to think I was a lion until this one shenk my super long lasting and heavy strokes. Slim body , soft and fat ass ,literally one of the sexiest girl curently in my city with mad curves . Our normal sex last 30 mints without any drugs or herbal stuffs. With it , lasts 1hr

At a point , I thought this her sexy body deserves a merciless fcking so I went to use confirm aboki agbo, I felt the strength. Babe came around, chowd her for 1hrs plus of mad banging that other girls could have ran out of the room over .

Then boom! I released on her Tommy , thinking' Haha , I've killed that bicth, next thing I heard was babe , I want mooreeeee, omo my spirit collapsed! I just nod head enter bathroom. Since then na I want more I always dey hear after heavy banging trying to catch my breath .

Hahaha

elpochas:
These made me remember lady c,Those days dat i had d stamina of a horse.we met tru 2go then,she was well older than me.Had to travel to go meet her,Babe lodged me in an hotel.We banged that nite like hell,did all types of sex we cud do.Told my guy abt her,the mumu guy stole her number frm my phone and also went to see her,She almost killed him dat nite,he basically told me he had to beg her dat nite.My guy came back with red eyes,it took him a wk to recover.

What happened to him?

elpochas:
These made me remember lady c,Those days dat i had d stamina of a horse.we met tru 2go then,she was well older than me.Had to travel to go meet her,Babe lodged me in an hotel.We banged that nite like hell,did all types of sex we cud do.Told my guy abt her,the mumu guy stole her number frm my phone and also went to see her,She almost killed him dat nite,he basically told me he had to beg her dat nite.My guy came back with red eyes,it took him a wk to recover.

What happened to him?

AgentGoat:
Child birth kills sexual appetite gradually.

Oh really?

NovesaTillie:
What would you do if your girlfriend calls you up one morning and says "baby I just transferred 500k to your account to support you" ?
What is going to be your reaction? Will you return it?

I doubt if such Girlfriend exist

Chai this Next level dey suffer Nigerians even VIPs are now doing E-begging.

General Buba Marwa is right.
Those seeking any elective position must be screen for drugs etc.

sammirano:
Pdp is completely finished in Nig. Come 2023, two things can happen
1. APC acts mature and a consensus is reached on Tinubu presidency.
2. APC fights dirty and an eventual breakup of the party happen. (Highly unlikely.)

Screenshot this for future reference/quote...
Bola Tinubu will never be president of Nigeria.

Political slaves will say there's nothing wrong with this appointment, it's base on marit, infact he should appoint his daughter too

APC = nepotism

Penguin2:
Muslims don’t value women, so I’m not surprised.

Left for them, women won’t be recruited into the military in the first place.

Pocohantus
Izzou

This is what feminists should be fighting and not teaching young girls how to go into fisticuffs with men.

Ndi ala!

Please divert your bigotry to something productive rather than spitting venom to the entire Muslims

AntiBMC:
This is the handiwork of Cameroonian army not Ambazonia separatists. It's clearly a set up.

You are right...
The aim is to incite Nigerian government against the separatists

Mintyguy:
PDP the party of looters by looters and for looters

Tinubu slave

Tell us your name first.

Those innocent kids should be taken home

Befulfilled:
My head is not thinking right right now cos I'm going through a lot. I was in dire need of money for hospital bill when someone sent me some money due to my cries. Using ATM to withdraw it, I was debited but not dispensed. Going to 3 months now, the bank has not refunded. That money was to save a life but bank played politics with it.

What are my chances if I sue them for damages?

Go ahead and get a lawyer on pro bono.
You will succeed!

Oga tell us about your allowances

doctore212:
Hmm

That was how I was coming back from Olosho house one night around Oshodi axis and one stopped me . He searched me and could not see any cash apart from 2k and one kiss condom.

He collected 1k and the condom and was proud to tell me he is going to See his babe after closing of the job.

Abeg wetin police dey do with condom

He just want to confirm wether the gold circle has nafdac number

Look at their mode of dressing and compare with team urgent 5k

jimoholuyemi3:
I think this Benin Republic need to be checkmated because a girl in my streets she registered for jamb, jamb jam her she score 49 only for me to ear after 3months that she is now studying in Benin University with 49 that college of education will not collect
But alas
In less than 3years yes you heared me right less than 3years I saw her putting on NYSC kaaki and now last year November she did POP
Pls which course can you do in less than 3years even in Nigeria can you finish ND/NCE within 3years with strike and many more government whahala?

3 years? That's too long it should be 1 year or 1.5 years max.
Benin Universities are morethan joke

tujays:
can you show us any almajiri school gej built and how many development he brought to the north during his tenure? you guys are living in delusional and fake Imaginary world down south. always dishing out fake stats and stories when it involves the North even when you know this country as a whole has no proper track records of her entire citizens. no one betrayed Gej. he was incompetent and the Nigerian people voted him out. even if the present government doesn't deliver its promises we still have another chance to make things right in the next election.

If you see the type of rascals you are wasting your precious time to reply you will puke!

Beside those rascals and E-rats there are teenagers who can't even define Politics let alone contemporary Nigerian Politics.

GEJ is a cause not only to only PDP but Nigerians likewise PMB

Znation:
Hello nairalanders

Some people may say i'm lucky and would want to be in my position, but i really need ur advice..

My girlfriend mum have a very big provission shop, and u all know how it feels (that joy) to have such person daughther as your girlfriend.

She loves me so much that she can give me money, food stuff, all for free from their shop. infact, i don't even spend a kobo to buy anything again. All i do is just go to their shop, & collect whatever i want.

If i meet her mum when i want to buy something, i'll pay her. But if i give her N500, she will give me change of even N2000 and ask me to go. And i don't argue with her so that her mum won't notice. I will just collect the money and go.

If i call her on phone that i'm hungry, only God can tell the things she will bring for me withing just 20 minutes of calling her..

She's spending so much on me, and i think i need advice.

I thought i was a lucky man b4, but the thing is too much 4 me.

nairalanders, What should i do?

Bro don't be a gigolo!
Am 100% sure the Girl is a teenager,
Id her mum catch you...

Guess what i inherit from my Baba... General Muhammad Buhari

Skyclub14:
Hello guys! Please which very nice Mercedes Benz can I buy with 6-7 million

Follow Gazuzz advice

Another nationwide protest in the pipeline

No iota of pity to any APC state, shey u voted for Change? Enjoy it!

Chuky7:
Does Taking Antibiotics after raw sex prevent you from getting STD

The only way you can prevent yourself is to avoid fornication/adultery

Buhari has failed Nigerians!
Despite billions budgeted to defense since 2015 all our gallant securities are still under equip!
Your government is only after the welfare of higher ranking officers to suppress their coup tendency