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Xscape1993:
You will live long dear.

Amin

Drella:
As per say na lab wey dem dey do urine test abi

Hahahahahaha

MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.., okay do it the way i want, he can't, okay darling go down on me and suck the hell out of the pussy, he can't , all he Knows was using his finger to dragged the clitoris ..that was so childish , suck the ass hole,he said nowhere... i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.


Modified:
You lots are funny , so funny i swear. If women act like they don't like sex or enjoy it, you lots called us hypocrite, if we bare out our minds on how we feel about sex, how we want it, and how we hate boring sex, that when you confused lots start calling us hoe , olosho and all sort of demeaning names. So pathetic.


It seems most Nigerian men are not mentally sound seriously. Especially poverty stricken ones that full this forum. With this their attitudes they stupidly think i Vanessa, will attend to their dm. Una go wait tire, keep sending.

God bless America. During my stay in Ohio, i learned so much there. Here can never be there. It's incomparable. There you bare out your mind the way and manner you want it, without being insulted or being bullied.

You are absolutely right

Drella:
Can you same about this?

Seem like he is taking sample of this olosho urine not her waistband

SundayNightGist:
Honestly, I used to believe some things belonged to the red light district. Or is it just me? Seeing that I was raised a church boy with little to no experience chiking babes, I couldn’t imagine myself ever dating a girl that now makes me think twice. Like, am I now mad or what? How did I get here?

Since I met this my new girl, it’s just been as if the veil of "ignorance" is beginning to fall off my face; abi guy man don dey spoil go be that ni?

Or how else can I explain to this honorable forum that my current girlfriend, though a manager at her company, likes to wear waist-beads? I mean she even wears it to work!

Although I somehow like the sight of it on her waist, I just can’t get the idea of thinking she might be a corporate olosho out of my head. This thing is sowing seeds of mistrust in me and I really don’t know what to do again. And it’s not like I haven’t told her. Everytime I do she will just look at me with a side-eye, rub my head, and laugh briefly. Shey I never carry load wey no be my own like this? Abi na my mind? Make e no be say na person glory dey on the line so o. The thing dey fear me walahi.

Nairalanders please advise a brother urgently.

Bro.
Observe her attitude/character not waistband, I personally bought it for my wife cos i really like it.

Xscape1993:
The evil party and their evil agenda will be kicked out of Nigeria very soon no matter what. APC is not a political party. APC is full of lies, blames, confusion, corruption, terrorist sympathizers and terrorist sponsors.

God bless.

As a Northerners... we have already tested our bitter medicine, no sane person will ever vote for APC aka satanic party again.

Infact Nigerians should protest against spending billions of dollars to connect Nigeria with Niger Republic via railway, to what economic benefits?

An average Nigerien hate Nigerians like plaque!

Perez99:
Good day nairalanders.
I will make it very brief. Please I need your advice.
I've been a nairalander since 2016 but this is my first official post.

My father is a good, noble and humble man. A successful business man. He's very proud of us (his children), we're also proud of him. We're 3. I'm 29 years of age, the eldest and only son. He make sure we don't lack anything. We all went to one of the prestigious Private University in Nigeria. I and my immediate baby sis are graduate, while last born still in 300l.

The problem is that, my father don't know how to dress, he prefer to wear faded and worn out clothes. My dad drive highlander 2014 model. If my Dad comes down from his car, you will think he's a driver to an imaginary Boss because of the way he dressed.
Blessed memories of my beloved mom May her soul R.I.P. She was always complaining and sometimes my Dad won't listen to her.

I'm a good fashion designer, my love for fashion is topnotch. I also own a laundry store and a barbing store. I've been privileged to sew some clothes for comedian Buchi which he loves so much and he promised to patronize me again.

GOD in heaven knows how many lovely, mature and soft dress I've sew and bought for my father with my money. He only wears it once and won't wear it again, there are some he haven't put on at all. He celebrated his birthday August, I bought this nice shirt 18k for him as a gift. Till today he hasn't put it on.

Please note: money is not his problem. The other day he stopped by at my store, I and my boys were working. He noticed nobody was using one of my industrial machines. He asked and I said it was faulty. He said how much? I said 170k but I'll change it soon before January....(because I just wrapped my car from corolla to ES Lexus)....Before I could say Jack... Baba don send me 200k. I ordered the machine instantly.

See what happened this morning, He got an invitation to attend a meeting. The smartest way to dress for a highly regarded man like him is native wear.
So he gave me this faded black trouser turning white to brush for him, that he wanted to wear it for the meeting...See eh, It was so annoying. I went to his room gathered the nice, starched and ironed native I could gather and I told him to select one, that I won't brush that faded trouser. He started saying ... " I'm proving stubborn and all manner things"... I'm sure our tenants could hear our argument.

Please Nairalanders. What can I do to make my Dad dress well. I plan to set fire on those faded and worn out clothes but it will look so disrespectful. I'm sure his friends have accepted his mode of dressing.
My siblings and I are tired of complaining.

Please I need an advice!!!

If he is married again his Wife can easily convince him.
I knew a billionaire who wear 1 seat of Shadda for 5 days or more. .

Bola146:
Marriage? It's better to be patience abeg, communication is 90% key to any good relationship and happy home, she is even lucky, she doesn't love you. At least she should be able to afford #100 credit to call or text. Please you are dating yourself. Find where your happiness with good communications are waiting for you.

Personally i don't like call...
infact i made this clear to my Gal back then. So if there's nothing very important she don't call, but we can chat at any convenient time.
We are married for morethan 6 years now without any issue.

People are different

Please Who are they?

Ex convict has spoken!

wfjimmytobby:
I meet this girl around September we got so close and have always spent on her, going shopping and all that and always tell her how I feel.

She do make demand from me and have always responded..but I suspected that she has lots of suitors trying to get her and even her ex..cos she told me he is trying to get back so I decided to demand for sex so we can get serious but she refuse and said she is not ready and that I should wait but she keeps requesting for assistance and even wants me to get her a new phone cos her previous phone got spoilt and all..

So I need your advice should I wait for her to be ready to give me her body and keep on assisting her or should I just give up on the relationship cos she might actually be trying to scam me or something?

Dear Mr ATM

Gold digger is gold digger regardless of religion or tribe they are all possess same habit/attitudes.
Run away from that olosho before she drain your saving and move to another prey.

That's the must wicked university in the whole North!

Their lectures considered themselves as demi-Gods

Even Assistant lectures there are doing their Phd in Ibadan Lagos etc to avoid wickedness of their superiors

SuperStriker:
Good day everyone.
I don't want to cheat on my wife but she cannot cope with my demands for sex. She even told me to control myself and be more spiritual and I am wondering. If I am not controlling myself, I would have cheated on her long ago. I am a fine looking man with many opportunities to cheat. We only have sex when she's ready and wants it, anything outside that is excuse upon excuse. How can a woman I married be telling me to control myself?

How long have you been married?
Is she currently nursing a baby?
Was she like this from the first day of your marriage?
Is she working or into business?
The answer to the above questions will help in offering you an advice.

Well if you are a Muslim just marry another wife to avoid adultery otherwise bargain/negotiate your bedroom activities with her i.e 3x per week. (Not necessarily sex, oral etc may help)

Alternatively engange yourself in a periodic fasting it may quench your dist.

Friend of my used to take loan of sex from his wife.
I.e multiple rounds on saturdat then on monday he will only have 1 or 2 rounds.

Hahaha

So ipobs has elders

verybadmouth:
Doctors in the house please I need your advice. Is it a problem I should be very worried about or would it close in no time. Please help


File Photos

If he suck well and sleep well and his body temperature is withing the range then there's no cause for alarm.
My first born leave with it for about a year it then closed itself

NOETHNICITY:
A woman who wants to communicate with a man she once fucccked cannot be stopped. Thats the risk. She will simply continue the with the communication when the husband isn't around. This may sound hash, but I'll divorce the woman if I was the husband

You are right,

deepwater:
3 bedroom flat
OP at your age you still do not understand the difference between LIABILITY and ASSET?

But during this incompetent President called Buhari a Car is no longer a liability...
I bought a Car in 2019 December, at the cost of 3.5m i lost it few weeks ago at the rate of 3.8

But House is fat more better than Car o

Dat2jo:
If I was a staff of ICPC I would've made sure I nab you. Cos for you to ask such question shows you've resumed for at least a month on the second job to know they won't pay, yet still refused to resign the other one. In fact, you don chop the salary you just wan know if there will be consequences.

I have already forwarded this link to one of ICPC's investigators

A mere propaganda from government to gain public acceptance to the so called repentants bokoharam members

massinola:
I will be as brief as possible.
I recently opened a barbing salon shop. Within the area I opened this shop, there's this couple living there. The man does nothing for a living. He's a drunkard. The woman on the other hand sells black market fuel and oil to make ends meet.

They gave birth to 6 children (yes, you heard right). Since I entered that street, I noticed a serious domestic violence going on in that family. The man after drinking, uses his wife and children as punching bags. This is not occasionally. On a daily. I'm seriously disturbed. A little arguement and the man goes straight to the woman's fuel and oil and pours everything away.

Even when he's the one provoking the woman, he goes to the woman's properties and starts damaging everything.

The worst is that no body in the street says anything. They all say they are used to them.
I'm seriously disturbed because the man always threatens to pour fuel on the woman and set her ablaze always.

On many occasions, he carries huge sticks to kill the woman like a snake.
People around always say he can't do it. On my side, I'm really disturbed, because I have seen where domestic violence caused a disaster. I fear that one day, the man might carry out his threats.

Today a serious fight broke out between the man and the wife. The man was beating the last born of the house that's just a year plus like a mad man. The wife couldn't bear it anymore and faced the man. He was beating all of them like animals. Looking for cutlass and 2by2 to use on them. People were passing and didn't even care. I couldn't bear it anymore. He was trying to smash the woman's phone on the main road. One small girl went to rescue the woman and the phone. The way this man flung the lady eeh, that was when I stepped in, collected the phone and told the man that if he tried touching the woman and the children again, I would bury him alive. I was very mad. I asked the woman what he's still doing with the man. Or is she waiting for people to carry her corpse before she flees for her life? The phone is still with me. I'm confused on what to do.

This man needs to be stopped before a disaster strikes. It's just a matter of time. I fear for the woman's life seriously.
What can I do to help the situation guys. I'm really disturbed.

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Locate Naptip or human right office in the state and guide the Woman on how to go about it.
If care isn't taking those 6 innocent children will be orphans.

May almighty God bless your hustling for this kind act.

Why not Hijab intead of covering your entire face.
Even our married women aren't hiding their faces but their entire body.

It's not all about recitation..
If DPO stick to Qur'anic teaching he will surely became the best DPO in Nigeria..

govnor4551:
Hi guys..... I love this babe but I can't marry her.
She love drinking, smoking and very easy to anger.
What should I do?
Help.

Quit or else you will regret it later

distinguish:
We have been married for a year now. We have been trying to conceive. Because of the emotional stress attached my wife said she can't be staying at home alone, it causes her stress. She said she wants to start doing something. At least a business.

I took a loan from my place of work and we started the business for over 2 months now. The issue now is that, I don't always have cash on me anymore. Any little money I got it's for the business. Basically, we mostly feed from the business.

Yesterday, after we returned home, she started giving me attitude, I asked her what the issue was, she started telling me how I am killing the business, not taking good care of her, not having money to take care of her and all sort of rubbish, she brought out how incompetent I am as a husband and what have you. I never said a word to reply her and its eating me up seriously, I could not sleep the whole night. This is the person that I sacrificed a lot for. I was supposed a take a professional course this November, but because of her I had to postpone it.

Please I need your advice.

PS: I did not eat the food she prepared last night.

First thing first...
Jog her memory about all your have done to her including this latest sacrifice of taking loan to finance the business. (Tell her in an understandable manner, esp. In the morning )

Secondly review your recurrent expenditures i.e Food stuffs, Gas etc calculate the amount needed for the above things and give her the money required at the end of every month (put her on trial)

Thirdly avoid loans of any form, put demarcation between your salary and the working capital of the business.

Note: First year of marriage is the must critical stage, manage it mutually please.

May Allah see you through.

MISSNORA:
Good evening all! Please i need mature replies on this topic. My elder brother is really hurting right now.

The Story.
My elder brother got married earlier this year...before the marriage, he was fully aware that his childhood friend[Michael] had dated his wife to be with sexx involved. The wife is the truthful type and lays everything bare. Michael is well aware that his ex [my elder Bros wife] is fully married to his friend[my brother]....My brothers wife and Michael recently reconnected again on social media and has since started up chats that "MAY" lead to them flirting. She shows my brother the chats and gives him every update. My brother is not happy with this development and is yet to communicate this to his wife.

Questions.
1...Should he tell the wife to block of Michael (his wife's ex, whom is coincidentally his childhood till date friend) ?is this a wise move considering the fact that this might make his wife start hiding stuffs
... The wife is cool with maintaining contact with this particular ex[Michael]....thought he tells my brother everything /the chats.
2....Can you allow ur spouse still in contacts with his/her ex?
3....Should my brother just talk to Michael straight up to stop chatting his wife?

1. Your Brother should tell his Wife to avoid chatting with his said friend.
2. Capital NO
3. He should also have man to man talk with his friend i.e Bro stop chatting with my spouse.

dollynnn:
Drugs should not be legalized in Nigeria

They will come for your head

Daveambition:
The aboki elites wil never legalise cannabis due to their religious belief..
Most of our leaders lack vision, wisdom & the insight to grow this country...
Imagine the medical & economical gain involve in cannabis legalization but some group of rebellious parasites wil not agree..
Zooyard country govern by Cavemen cankerworms, we already living in dark-age yu dumbfcuk..

E pain am
As Biafran you will surely be upset with NDLEA

Oh Allah don't let this incompetent president keep on inflicting pain to Nigerians

Maxymilliano:
We just have to addmit that the so called rag tag bandits that needs education according to Sheik Gumi are miles ahead and more proactive than our well trained and sophisticated troops.

I believe there are some elements behind the coordination of banditry cos an average village Fulani man can't even operate an android phone let alone handle the logistics involved in Kidnapping.

daddytime:

See wetin dem even shamelessly dey ask oil company? That thing no go reach dem share na...dem fit even fight put.

If person wan chop frog make e settle down chop the one wey get better eggs so that if dem ask am whether him dey chop egg him go use hand beat chest say " yes, I do".

You are right.
Their demand isn't up to a million naira.
The company may even decide to give them 3m

1. Tambuwal
2. Wike