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Stupidity from ipob writer

OMG that girl look like Ladyf

Hah so bokoharam don reach belgium?

bamirotola:
May God deliver us from Nigerian ladies , big Girls small sense..
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written:
'tarty tausan'!

Olodumare oooo!!!!!!

I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.
Fine face, no brains, nothing turns me on than a beauty with Brain

#OlodoOshi

Bros she dey tel u say if u got money you can...
Tarty tausan = Tart for thirty thousand

IPobs how market? Shey you get your own country pls leavev our zoo alone

I don hear dis one but wait how comes yunusa got 2 sureties of level 12? Where did he got the money to pay for lawyer? As for 3millions naira i know say some nairalanders are major contributors

Baaballiyo:
Wearing hijab is not compulsory, what is compulsory is covering their whole body except face, toes and Palm with any non transparent and not tight fitting material not only hijaab. But I agree with ur saying, some. the more rich they become the more they tend to go astray and it's really a shame for a Prince of Kano to act in such a disrespectful manner. I don't. think he will act thus when "Takawa" ( Emir Ado Ba yero ) was alive.

If wearing hijab/big veil/gyale aint compulsory like u said, why is it must to wear hijab before prayer?

End time Yam

OMG see Oga's meet! No wonder she has two stars on her shoulder.
#team nairaland gossipers#

Yunusa the pedophile, Oruru's the unresponsible family.
End time bail

HateU2:

Me?
Not me

Na joke o, cos i dey morethan 700miles from u

HateU2:
lol
Y u come ask me to do testimony ontop diccky matter

Cos I remember my encounter with you early this month.

Does the kia cerato has any malfunction. I.e gear, engine etc?
if no, can it go for 700k

Petrol/Gas?
End time BMW.





Goodluck but not jonathan

Lazy mother/end time thief

So they cant even patronise vehicles from their brother Innoson?

HateU2:
I only do testimony in church not ontop diikkcy matter

I don hear dat one b4

[quote author=afamaustin post=43962520][/quote]Yes now.
No matter the size of your diick if u cant perform on bed you are in soup.
Small diick with 5horse power is far more better than long diick with 1horse power.
ladyF, hateu2 & Sinaj can testify to that

Size does not matter, what matters is your ability to discharge your duties effeciently while on bed.

Pdp is bokohar., bokoharam is pdp.
Their Chairman must depend the insurgent.
Ali Modu wil soon join him in depending them.

@ OP... with due respect does you father have a Car and 3bedrooms flat before he got married to your mother?
in your quest to encourage premarital sex by detering young Men (middle class earners) who are willing to get married in order to protect their chastity you woefully ignored the fact that as Man got married his desire to acquire wealth usually accelerate drastically.
Lastly i must confess that am young man of 29years... while i was dating my Wife 3years ago (2013) my monthly salary was 19,600 but to cut long story short i got married to my lovely wife last year, I had a Car and currently building 4bedrooms bungalow in our state capital courtesy of govt work couple with legitimate business!
# To all young men out there keep hustling and follow your heary dont be deter by the Op, get married with the little you have.
God bless u

What sort of animals are they? Killing a fellow Human for attempting to steal

frankzone:
Are you a 'northern actor'?

My brother take my word they aint northern actors why because i knew morethan 95% of them.

Silent104:
Which northern actors Some guys on the street were paid 2 hold those papers & u called dem northern actors. U can deceive/insult d gullible ones, bt definitely nt me *Rubbish*

You are right.

harbdulrasaq88:
Some Northern actors held a #pardonibinabofiberesima walk in Abuja yesterday March 16th. Ibinabo has been sentenced to 5 years in prison for causing the death of one Dr Giwa in an accident in 2005.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/03/photos-northern-actors-hold.html

Can you be specific?
stop lying, They are not northern actors otherwise prove me wrong.
The judge should have sentence her to 20years imprisonment

OMG!
2nd snake to reach FP today.

OZAOEKPE:
HE LOST THE RESPECT OF OUR PEOPLE WHEN HE FOUGHT THE SON OF OUR LAND, HE MESSED UP AGAIN WHEN HE STOPPED THE MARITIME UNIVERSITY GEJ WAS SETTING IN PLACE FOR THE PEOPLE OF OUR LAND. HE HAS NO PLACE IN OUR LAND, HE SHOULD GO TO THE NORTH.

Wailer keep wailing till 2023

Why are they abducting only Ipobs? Is it because they like easy money or what?

Kudus to Tambuwal.

Oh my God!
Fake eyedrop from Ipobs

ladyF:
Make I spread my mat for this side, who get kuli kuli and zobo? Errmmm....OP, make you contract the laborer work give us for here na, I fit help you carry block for free, make all my muscles no waste...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

Na only kunu i get

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