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Chuknovski:
OK o, I go wait , but how do I go about it? make I free her or still keep in touch

If and only if you must knack am. Why should you free her. Still keep in touch na. Be a Mister Nice Guy. Do things you know will make her trip for you the more. She once came to your house means she will definitely come again. Just take it slowly Bro. No be all ladies like guys that are too forward on the first visit. You were too forward on the first visit Bro. Slow and steady wins the race.....lol

Chuknovski:
hello fellow romance landers I will be very brief with my story::
so I met this babe jane who recently secured a job close to my office apartment, she's a drop dead beauty I swear, I would give her 10/10, how did I know? will mention it soon....
it was Christmas and I decided to try my luck by inviting her to my place( after weeks of plenty fruitless effort) she showed up, I tried all the bad boy moves the best I got was just boob smoshing, well I assumed since its the first time, after like 2hrs( 9:30pm) her sister called her to meet up at a club we headed to the club b4 then she had stomach ache and was stylish about it I gave her some drugs made her used the toilet(her poop smelled like dead rat lols) gave her my hoodie since its cold in kd, at the club the guys were busy wow, oboi see Babe, see height see ukwu....lols even some guys hanging out with their babe couldn't help but keep staring,,,the funny part was a guy sitting close to me with his Bea the babe kept turning his face towards herself,. lol.....Jane started whining the thing me no even look her side as a streetwise badoo, I was just sippin my beer, I heard words "chai this girl dey feel herself die,,,, even when I went to collect another beer (cos the place was too crowded the waiters were occupied) some guys were already patronising her I still lock up, we were there till 11:40 pm and she told me she was done for the day, by that time her sister don port with her bobo.....I did all I could to make her sleep in my place but she declined she insisted I drop her off, I obliged, I couldn't sleep that night I was busy reminiscing the ass and all that, 26th I felt make I halla this babe how yesterday waka,8:00am twice she didn't pick, at night I saw she was online I just whatsaap her I said bring me my hoodie while coming to work she said I was harsh, well I didn't reply because I felt she owed me some appreciation after a Christmas gift (shoe) and my kind gestures, she called me today to come collect my hoodie and am thinking of rescheduling another appointment pls matured minds I want to know how to handle this type of girl should I go slow or hot hot, the truth is I just want to straff this girl nothing more, and I no wan spend too much......

Bro!!!. If you really wanna lay her just take it easy. Take it slowly. For this kind thing, slow and steady wins the race. No worry na you f*ck go tire when she finally gives in. I am talking from experience o.

MrSavage:
Hi guys,

I have a girfriend i love so much and i wish to marry. But i recently took her home to meet my mom ever since then She has been feeling very uncomfortable she couldn't even wish my parents merry xmas i confronted her and she tells me she is not ready for the closeness with my mom. I want to know if her reaction is much of a big deal? or if i am the one overreacting? Or if i am been played ?

Help a brother

She is not ready for that kind of "commitment"...

Ogunleti01:
must you quote me useless maggot?

I can see you lack common sense. E be like say your brain dey pain you well. Why did you quote me first idiot?. Why didn't you just mind your business in the first place. I wasn't even talking to you or your generation so why quote me?. If you will notice I dey follow you and your generation talk because I do not give a f*ck. You are just a busy body looking for cheap attention. I would have ignored a bastard like you but no - I get your time. If you got the balls, continue quoting me. Make we see who go first tire bony face!!!!......

Joelete:
Mercedes Benz Glk, Toyota Venza, Honda accord 2010 model, Acura ZDX, Toyota Hybrid, honda crosstour etc.
They basically wake up every morning to wash the car like it's the most important asset they own in life, whereas the money used for the purchase of some of these cars could help them start a petty business and even start building houses. Don't you think it's just the prestige and social class and the fact that they want to gain the approval of their peers as being well-off that's driving them to commit to buying such expensive cars?

...and how.are you sure they do not have their various businesses and are already building their houses.

Ogunleti01:
it obvious your IQ is Zero! reasoning in absurdity!

Na you get your sense and fingers to type senseless and meaningless stuff. You are free to type anything you like. I no know you from Adam so I do not give a f*ck about you or your generation. It is my opinion not yours so mind you f*cking business, face front, park well and look for someone else to troll because na wrong person you jam. If you feel you got the balls, bring it on assh*le. I know your kind looking at your picture alone so let me just stop here...MIND YOUR BUSINESS OGA....but if you feel you got the balls, bring it on "bony" face make we see who go run - Busy Body.....

Let's not be quick to judge. There is a possibility she's doing what yorubas call "Saara" and she might be doing it on her own with "nothing attached". Let her conscience judge her. Abi.......

Do you mean One million naira? . As in the same N1million we all know of i. e One hundred thousand naira in 10 places?

popefuse:
For me
1 is looking at women butt
2 cheating,though single for now
3 stealing Xmas meat
4 toasting my friend girlfriend and dating Church girls
5 taking too much of Pepsi drink lastly
6 staying too much in Nairaland.
Attach yours

Seriously?. You "toast" you friend's GF. You really need to stop that. Try everything possible to stop it...

Prettythicksmee:
Here in lagos is 200 per litre

Do you mean 250 per litre. That's how much filling stations sell in my area for lagos oooo..

Rule number 1: Never ever save/store your side chick's number on your cell phone. Always know the number offhand..........

Macgreat:
Is it your life?

Are you also eating her apples?

Why is it paining you?

Don't you want goods thing for her?

Do you want her to remain your tenant?

Are you planning on having a second wife?

I wonder ooo

At least you will tell "Nairalanders" where you are located. Abi?

kimbraa:
Having a certificate doesn't automatically mean I'll be marring a guy. If his personality and vision blends with what I desire then I'll be saying yes, if not, my answer will be no.

You have change mouth again. Okay na

kimbraa:
I'd rather choose one of your brothers over you no matter how loaded you are.

Wehdone ma 2...

kimbraa:
I can't marry an uneducated man even if he earns millions 'cause education refines people.

Wehdone ma

Airforce1:
I've been making money before he ever thought of creating this forum and that automatically makes him my boy.

He knows these and will dare not talk back at me because shoe get size just as okrika get quality.


Too loaded to be empty
Too late to fail, Amen.

Bring it right on 2018, failure is for the weak!
Victory is certain because we take it by force.

True talk Bro. Na why you still dey use N100 condom.....

Maybe you were "hearing double" that period because of the heat.....I trust her. She can't do such....

IamKashyBaby:


Put a huge stick on and tie ur kondo with it..surely it will stand in no time ....

Nice one. This should work for him in no time...LMAO

fighal:
Her matric number or jamb reg number??
I said I lost her contact, is that too hard to understand??.. OK let me help you out..
I - as in me
LOST - no get
HER - the girl
CONTACTS - number or social media accounts IDs again.
.
Hope you understand now

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. But Bros - Why??. Why would you do this to a fellow brother....hahahahahahahahahaha. I can't stop reading this and can't stop laughing..........

Mhizyoungroy:
Mine was yesterday when I jumped from the bus right into the gutter(drainage), I was drenched as hell.... So embarrassing

Were you trying to do the "conductor style" of alighting from the bus?.

kimbraa:
Speaking for myself, I can date a guy who earns any amount but can't marry one who earns below a 100K. We both have to bring something reasonable to the table inorder not to live in the cycle of poverty. I stopped doing silly things for love long ago. The world isn't black and white so let's face reality.

GBAM!!!. You know something.......

mercy0008:
I WILL QUARREL WITH MY FIRST BOYFRIEND THEN AND EXPECT THAT HE WOULD CALL ME AND APOLOGISE, WHEN HE DOESNT CALL AND IM MISSING HIM ,I WILL CALL AGAIN AND SAY OOOOO YOU DONT WANT TO CALL ME RIGHT? THE GUY WILL JUST SAY, "YOU WERE WRONG MERCY, AND YOU WONT DIE IF YOU APOLOGISE, IF YOU STILL WANT THIS RELATIONSHIP, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS APOLOGISE AND THEN WE ARE COOL". IF I GET ANGRY AND DROP THAT CALL, HE WILL NEVER CALL. THE DAY I SEND A TEXT SAYING IM SORRY, HE WILL PERSONALLY CALL ME IMMEDIATELY TO TELL ME HOW MUCH HE HAS MISSED ME AND LOVES ME, BUT NEEDS ME TO LEARN THAT AN APOLOGY DOES NOT MAKE ANYONE APPEAR WEAKER OR LESSER.
THAT WAS SINCE 2010, BUT THE LESSON LEARNT NEVER LEFT ME. IM QUICK TO SAY SORRY WHEN IM WRONG, SOMETIMES EVEN THE DRAMA OF KNEELING DOWN COMES TO PLAY.
MEN WANT EMOTIONAL GRATIFICATION JUST LIKE WOMEN, IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE SAYING SORRY SHOULD NOT BE A BIG DEAL, COS THE TIME SPENT BEEFING CAN BE USED MAKING SWEET LOVE INSTEAD. THE IDEA OF WOMEN ALWAYS EXPECTING AN APOLOGY EVEN WHEN THEY ARE WRONG IS ARCHAIC.

NICE ONE. WELL SAID. THE SAME THING I DO AND IT WORKS ALL THE TIME. SAYING SORRY WHEN YOU ARE WRONG SHOULDN'T BE A BIG DEAL.

LexMacquin:
Lol! Still on this matter! Be like say u go hook me up whenever I show for owerri. Anyways u hav a point there, I gave head to this supposed clean gf of mine who I just met last year, had a tough time convincing this babe till she eventually gave me the honey pot, she later begged me not to use condom as well saying it irritates her skin and I obliged (spent almost 10k + treating myself for infections the following week), turned out she was bleeping other guys w/o protection too, Lol!

I've also had my fair share of all sorts of hoes in Lagos and a few other states; both skanks and clean ones alike, and I know what i've gone through. Besides who sets out to self-service with the intention of getting caught? Lol! (Bolt all doors and windows and do ur thing)

All i'm saying is; get a decent babe instead of bleeping around, casual bleeping of regular babes or hoes comes with a lot of responsibilities, both health-wise & financial. Some decent babes out there love bleeping as much as guys do, but only with one person at a time.

Tell them Bro. Tell them!!!!

Nice one. TRUE TALK 100 PERCENT

9cent:
Am I the only guy who saw "Fiesta Condom" on the receipt

N100 condom for that matter......The guy really needs to upgrade oo...A "big boy" like him should be using Durex na not condom of N100. Abi wetin you feel?. Lol

https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/cirrus-vision-cheapest-private-jet-2017-5

That's the cheapest private jet at about $2 million. Dem talk say Davido is worth about $16 million. So he sure can get one if he wants.

NOT AGAIN!!!. DON'T WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN ARGUE OVER THIS ISSUE AGAIN??. BSC, HND - SOME OF UNA OGAS DIDN'T EVEN GO TO A POLYTECHNIC OR UNIVERSITY. WE DON FORGET SAY NA CONNECTION MATTER THE MOST WHEN IT COMES TO EMPLOYMENT IN NAIJA. GO AND LEARN HANDWORK OR START UP A PROFITABLE BUSINESS AND MAKE WHAT BSC/HND HOLDERS MAKE MONTHLY IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS.

MUST YOU WORK FOR PERSON.... NA WA OO

THIS COMPARISON DEY ALWAYS TIRE ME JUST LIKE COMPARISON BETWEEN MESSI AND C. RONALDO...........................

dom80:
My girlfriend and I have been dating for eight month now. When I told her I have feelings for her, she accepted instantly without saying no nor did she give me tough time in getting her.though, she turned every other guys down that came before me but she said yes to me without giving me tough time.does that make her cheap? She can't avoid my romance and sex.she tried to avoid me but she can't when we are together..I love her so much and intend getting marry to her next year but am scared.am scared in the sense that if she can be able to resist other guys since she gave in to me without stress.i consider that as being cheap since I didn't go through stress.guys what is your opinion on this?I no my trend sounds childish but I don't want to make another mistake

You are suffering from CONFUSION!!!

Very easy to Forgive but I doubt if you can forget and take it off your mind completely....is the trust still there?...NO!! And this is not even good at all for your kind of relationship ( The distance). You bae got a lot of work to do to gain your trust back.........

Vick4rill:
honestly l am writing this with total confusion in my heart, l am not that ugly or too backward in life, but what l don't get is why l am yet to get a girl who is sincerely ready to go into relationship with me. talking about friendszone my own have grade, most of the girls l have been with are comfortable with us been friends, hardly do any of them want to go further than that.talking about mr nice guy, honesty l am not that type of person, l try to do my things and put every efforts to be real . the one that broke my heart, is a young girl that have been all over me and giving me all the attention. when the feelings developed and l decide to let her know, the answer she gave me shocked me... In her word" l really like
you because of your intelligent and the fact that you are hardworking and responsible, but l don't have any romantic feelings towards you. l believe that God will give you the right girl". infact this month alone l have been rejected by three girls who have q extremely nice and close with me. l need help nairalanders.

Bro!!. Let me tell you the bitter truth. Do you have the finance to handle a relationship now?. As in, do you spend on these ladies, Take them out, do things you know ladies love that requires you spending even if not "sooooo" much??. Brother, there is no romance without finance ooooo....In this present generation, no lady wants a man that can't care of her oo. My own opinion o.

Many are mad but only a few are roaming.........