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Kingwizzy16:
No bro I've not oh, I've not entered it before sha. I'm just judging from the look sir

No wahala sir. God go do am. G-Wags (na so I dey call am) is a "Machine".........

Kingwizzy16:
Congrats blood




But what is so special about this G-wagon self? I swear I prefer Lexus 350 to this


Talking about cars in the same amounts as g-wagon I will go for Lexus 470 or even Acura ZDX

Bro!!!. Have you driven a G-wagon before?. No hate, Bragging or Beef. I am just asking a question.

olaleks007:
Ghen ghen

U have spoil ur thing

Now stand up and go to ur Doctor for repair

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha but Bro you funny ooo

savvy12:
The truth is that I'm not attracted to him.
Yeah,he is rich and everything but I don't want to have sex with him right now.
I feel like he is lied about his age and other things.
I want to have sex with him when I'm sure I can trust him.
I requested for his family album the other day and he gave me one flimsy excuse and I was pretty sure he had it.

But wait first o. Why date someone you are not attracted to? . He is rich abi. Means you are attracted to his money.....that's why you immediately made it clear that you are not a gold digger. So what should we call someone who is not attracted to a person but dating the person because he is rich? . Would you have dated him if he was "managing'?.. Na wa for some ladies oo

Lol. All these screen shot, bragging and grammar because of 5million in your first bank account and "like you said" 1.2 million in your unity bank. Na wa ooo.....

And some people will be hating on someone that don't even know them.....na wa oo

Na wa oo. Where una come put me. I no fine reach ni...
https://www.nairaland.com/coolh3ad

Hozier:
90% of boys driving cars are thieves and scammers, little wonder they are the ones at the forefront of recent spate of attacks on the SARS operatives.
95% of boys going around with laptops, especially those wearing ugly tact less tattoos are big time 419ners and theives, they deserve whatever punishment they get for soiling the image of this country in the mud.
4 in every 5 girl dressing indecently is either a prostitute or a member of robbery syndicate terrorizing this country.

We all should rally around our heroes working day and night to rid us of these snakes & scourges terrorizing our beloved country.

Is this one well??

DivinelyBlessed:
Someone is missing in London. You are posting it here on Nairaland. Post it in Poundsland. It will be more useful there.

But why?......

Realhommie:
Na ordinary Mopol stop am truly, coz SARS wey we know, hmmmmmmm.. Lol

You get Bro. SARS wey me i know. He even get mind show them say he get $600 for clickbank account. For real?. When ordinary Amber Rose or Beyounce picture sef on top phone you go settle with money....lol. Na Mopol catch that guy jor. lol

uzohrome:
I was also stopped at apple junction festac town, I spent 4 hours with them but I refused to give them I dime, my iphone 6 was ceased and I was asked to provide the access to the phone I gave them the pasword but they said where did I get the money to buy iphone, I was just laughing, how much is iphone 6 I had to login to my clickbank account and that day alone I have made almost $600 , I told them I can afford to buy iphone 6 every day if I wish. Later they said after delaying me for hours that I should find them something, I told them I have but one dime from me will not get to you guys. They think every body online is into illegal things. Is better npf scrab the unit.

No bi SARS stop you my brother.....

thebosstrevor:
the necessary authorities will deal with politicians

but like grass root criminals like yahoo boys,SARs should kill them.

But bros oo.. Why the hate??. The way you are typing the "KILL" ehn dey fear me oo. It means you can kill a yahoo boy if you are given the chance abi

thebosstrevor:
but are yahoo boys not internet robbers,SARS should kill and destroy any yahoo boys on sight,they have destroy nigerian reputation home and abroad,#i hate yahoo boys

I see Yahoo boys as our future armed robbers when no maga to catch,so they should be killed before they start using guns to rob peaceful nigerians

For your mind, You just made sense to yourself oo. Where you keep Nigerian Politicians

Olalekan95:
yea...there is a reward, .$1M I tink

Lol. Story story

Towncrier007:
I came here to ask nairalanders if am the one wrong or her? she said the guy is just her friend, and she uploaded his pics on dp and called him sweetie,I told her to remove it that it doesn't tell well on how my family or friends would term it,but she refused saying Its her life and business, and that she got so much love to share to family and Friends, so name calling doesn't mean anything. pls NL help me on this, could I be overreacting or what? thanks.
cc Lalasticlala
cc mynd44

With this one she said oo Bros, I am sorry to inform you that you are not the only "BF" in her life.

LifestyleTonite:
If she's not fcdking every Tom Dick and Harry, then she could be doing rich Senators.

Omo, I no know o

For the money or for what?. Her husband is a Pilot for your information

Pap...

Romerocollins:
I tell you, you sick up there!

Up where?. i do not understand. I don't exchange words with children. Act matured kid. Everyone loves maturity.........

Romerocollins:
If what I posted pissed you, why did you not read and ignore .......... Kid.... Bio!!!!

Because I am surprised there are still kids like you on nairaland who post rubbish just to get noticed. Must you post??. Dey your lane abeg....

Augustap:
No need finding out. I believe you

Better. Thanks for believing me. I now have someone that believes me. Thank God!!

Augustap:
Lol....ur moniker says cool, but i kid you not, you're cool-less

Lol. Na lie o. I am very cool o. Na wetin he post just piss me off. You wanna know if I am really cool or not or find out how cool I am

Capriqueena:
I do. Sometimes, I forget to.

You forget to and you sleep that way most times. That's not right oo. How are you sure this isn't his first time.doing this?. You could have been fast asleep and didnt notice. . Your neighbour "might" mean no harm though but all the same you should confront him. If the door was slightly opened at that time, then checking on you to see if you are okay is proper but from what I read, He tried to open your door and surprisingly it wasn't locked so he felt the best things was to come in. But all the same, always lock your door before you sleep na......

Capriqueena:
I'm literally shaky as I type right now. I stay in a flat with two other people(a guy and a girl),each to their room. We all keep to ourselves as we didn't know each other before starting to live together. The guy is total and complete weirdo. Never seen anyone visit him in the six months I've been here,he acts as though he has been left in charge of the apartment,he cooks weird foods and is very dirty and untidy.

A little after 4am,i felt my room door making little sounds, I wasn't deeply asleep or totally awake,i thought it was the breeze or there's a rat inside my room.

Suddenly it went wide open and I jumped up from my bed and saw my guy neighbor in my room. I just shouted and asked what he wanted. He said he wanted to check on me, that I didn't lock my door that hope everything is alright. I shouted at the top of my voice for him to get out of my room, I got up, pushed him out and bolted my door firmly.

I feel so violated and unsafe right now. I sleep naked most of the time, thankfully, I was cold before bed last night so I wore a nightie. Please, mature nairalanders,i need advice on what to do.

Should I be quiet about it ? Should I report him to our caretaker? Should I confront him? What should I do?

But don't you lock your door before you sleep?..

Lookingforadvic:
There is this girl, she is fat and average looks.

She has a boyfriend, he is alright looking.

They have a cute mixed race daughter with light skin and long hair.

I feel angry because she is Nigerian like me but had a child out of wedlock at age 20 and despite that, her and her family are on good terms and support her. Even now, she is 24 the child is almost 4 and they just live together as boyfriend/girlfriend - and her parents are OK with it, so she is free basically to have pre-maritial sex.

I am angry because if I had a child out of wedlock age 20, my parents would NEVER support that and it would cause a problem in my family. My parents would never be happy that I was living with a man that is not my husband having pre-marital sex.

I wouldn't do that either out of my own self respect, nor be happy about it any other family member did it.

I feel angry that she is breaking our Igbo culture, her parents are supporting her and also it is not fair because she is breaking so many rules yet her parents are alive, whereas I am 24 and still a virgin and was GOD fearing yet my mother died.

How is that fair?

What incentive does it give people to follow God when you often see people who LIVE IN SIN progressing and those who are trying to follow GOD suffer?

Who are you blaming? . GOD??

widepussy:
boooring

I wasn't talking to you Aunty. Why not comment on the post In'stead rather than poke your nose into our discussion. Oh! . I see. You want me to notice you. I have noticed you. Are you happy now??

Slimzjoe:
Lol...you only believe you have a problem because society makes it appear so.

There's nothing wrong in you masturbating. You have the right to explore that aspect of sexuality to the apex. You'll get control over it with time and be able to decide when you jerk off without guilt. Gradually, it won't be a problem to you and die a natural death maybe or you'll realise it's the not the cos of your problems

Everything is wrong with it when one gets "ADDICTED" to it, CAN'T DO WITHOUT IT and CAN'T CONTROL IT.....

Augustap:
It's not a must you create a thread na. All these your points are as useless as the P in Psychology.

"Useless as the P in Psychology". Nice wordplay. I love that. And yes the point are really sooooo useless as the P in Pneumonia too....***winks****

QueenSekxy:
but it's not a must to have a boyfriend you know


staying single will save you all these stress.

Are you single ma'am??

laborious:
Yes I just said it, right now I cannot sleep, because its just too heavy for me to bear alone, I read earlier today about some writer who never wanted a girl child, I don't wish for a girl child too, as a matter of fact I wish the world could be complete without them,
I meet this small girl some months ago at a bar where she works, she's not that pretty, dark skinned, a little above 18 years, I felt pity for her because I just wondered how a girl as young as that would go out to hustle, then I liked her because of the courage she had to be working, I use to tip her most of the time, my friend saw that I liked her, her encouraged me to get a phone number, but I hesitated, saying I don't want to be a pedophile, my friend then convinced me further that she is the kind of girl that one can help, mould to ones taste, bla bla bla..I still did not yield, but latter on I just thought of gettting close to her just to know her, but alas! She had quit the job, I felt like nigga you don dull,i tried to get her number from her colleagues but no one has it, so I concluded that maybe it was not meant to be, exactly a month later, I meet her again at the hotel I use to hang out almost every minute of everyday coz its close to my house, I was surprised, and It was like this is a sign, that very day I told her a lot of things, how I have been searching for her and how to contact her and all, she told me just started working there and I was glad, I advised her,tried to talk to her about life, I discovered she has passion for education and all,so I generally encouraged her and asked her out, after she had told me her age o..she agreed and we started seeing, I initiated sex but she said no so I calm down, at the hotel they don't treat her well, in terms feeding, like they eat once in a day , as my normal self, I use to give her some money to eat and I buy her stuffs, I had called her earlier today while I was in town, asked her what I can buy for her from town and she said anything, then I bought some stuffs she could eat so she will be fine for the night,so this evening, I was at the hotel as usual, they boiled yam and they were eating it with just palm oil, I was surprised, I had not given her what I bought for her though because I don't want guys around to have a bad impression about her, you know what I mean, so I told her not to worry that I got her something better to eat and that later in the evening I will bring it to her as she was busy then, so while I was on my way to the hotel I called her to come out to get what I bought for her, but she was answering like someone taking the deek, I was confused like what's going on? Because I just left there like 3 mins ago, although I made them believe I wasn't coming, back there, I called again she could not pick up, I tried several times but when she picked she could hardly speak out, like she was moaning and trying to talk at the same time...so I entered inside the hotel, the only people remaining there is the manager and his younger brother, the manager was sitting outside while his brother was inside, the manager knew I was into the girl but based on the fact that I was a good customer he could not stop me, I went close to there room, omo I just they hear...paaaa..paaaa.paaaaa.paaaa..see smashing ooooo. My mind cut, I weak, I tire, as in my heart ached me, I dnt know what to think, I just dragged myself home with the stuffs I bought for her.. I don't know what is wrong with our girls o... I don't know what the circumstance could be, because I can't imagine it, was she threatened,or brainwashed, what couLd they have done to her? For her to just open leg give people feeding. You with yam and palm oil!! All these things that I have seen and experience just makes me lose hope in girls, that I can't just help it but to dislike them...

You want to date a "bar girl" my brother??. Lol. There are the good ones though (very very very very hard to find - Maybe 1 out of 10/15) but most of them are hustlers na.. I have a few of them as friends so I know what I am talking about.....

woodrow:
If he has fenced,no more payment after roofing cod no one would have the privilege to trespass any longer

You think so. Hmmmmm. You no know these omo oniles sha...