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When u wanna cook up a storry..atleast make it perfect.....for this era of cashless.... ur babe withdraw 35million in cash abi..... well done continue ...even if she withdrew in bits..are u saying u ddn't receive any alert...b4 she finish 35 million...well done...continue...

Damnnnn!!!...dats one seriously bad asssss...I ddnt know there was a asssss on nairaland bad enuf to open a thread on....damnnnnn...now Dat is an asssss...whoever owns Dat asssss... just pretend u ddn't see ma comment..

Guys will always use the "think like a man" movie stunt...I tot dis click was for ladies...lol
..sorry if uve not seen the movie..

nurey: I am telling you that car is stolen no argument on that. A car that cost 3m or more for tokunbo been sold at 600k.
If she sells it it will still be traced to her as an accessory to sale of stolen goods.
If she is a bad person, she can respray, change a few things and use it hoping she will not be found out

If she wants piece of mind go to the police and make enquiry on that car with the vin, until it can be proven that it is not stolen then she is safe.

The car will not only be said to be stolen, she would be accused of murder of the original owner, ask those who have been accused of murder by the police and see how much they paid and what they went through.

Trace Help me ask her if she can trace those that sold it to her If yes...den she should just park the car at her back yard...kapish

GAZZUZZ: Receiving stolen goods (crime) selling stolen goods (crime)

So what should the new owner do...keep the ride at home nd not drive it forever....or go report her self at the station..im sure u know naija police...or better still dash a friend?... ..this is the case here... we are all assuming..no one is one hundred percent sure it's a theft or a crazy sale....so why wait to be sure when u can treat the matter as a buy nd sell transaction...instead of loosing 600k nd going to jail...or watching ur back from the unknown for rest of the yrs the poor lady is gonna use the ride.....

2009 rav4!!!!!...come on....unless one rich kid is trying to annoy his parent by selling of their car or this car is Was previously owned by a seriously broke cocaine addict....i see only 2 options...1)STOLEN!! 2) STOLEN!!!!...my advice sell it fast..for a good price like 1.6...nd walk away...cos if the police nab ur assss....ur friends won't even have time putting topics on nairaland...

vivaciouzz: those days of VCR cassette,we watched igodo,domitilla n so on..those days dat we store water in nylon..even ice cream #10

Taaaaa....its not called ice cream...its called condense...chai.....the source of my regular typhoid fever....my mum always wondered where I got typhoid from cos I carried my own water bottled to school...

I think all ladies should just stick to the policy of no sexx b4 marriage nd the guys to should minimize cash investment...at least no one will feel cheated nd used...cos I don't get why both parties who are meant to be adult enjoy dem selves for a period of time whether sexxually or financial or any other means of enjoyment..now when priorities of either party becomes different nd the other which could be the lady or the guy says no...u start hearing curses nd insult...me I don't like it oooo....all this pity party all these ladies start as if the dude ddnt contribute his body too....they make it look like the sexx is a gift which is probably their only contribution to the relationship most of the time....abeggiiiii

I think I've heard this statment somewhere b4 "If a dude aint ready he just ain't ready"....the truth is we guys can never be ready..its either salary aint enuf, or our pre- marital goals aint attained yet...only five out of a thousand guys actually knelt down with a bloody ring nd propose.. most marriages either start with "yo! Dude am pregnant,so what are we gonna do cos I can't abort it"....or the family of the guy likes the chic so much the dude finds it hard to end the relationship..they finally plan the wedding for the guy nd kapish my guy is trapped for ever.. I think ladies shouldn't go about assuming once u dating a guy for some time u must automatically get married..yeah u guys a having sexx u buy each other stuff share feeling etc even teenagers do that...its very simple...a guy(not a small boy student..a mature good income earning dude capable of marriage) that can't visit ur family whether u r there or not, call ur mum or siblings once in a while just to say hi, always avoiding any move to visit ur parents especially ur "DAD"...is probably gonna need some serious dragging dats if u'll ever make it to the alter with such dude. The signs are always there..ladies just refuse to see it..its like making a meal that smells like shiit in the inseption nd u hoping it wil just turn out sweet at the end.....

seriously....manual windows for a 2012 ride...sometimes kia just they fall ma hand...anyways the ride still tight...

Is this car still available

SELENAqueensy: Wont lie to you, Its not nice/fine

Lol...the truth isn't nice to hear...in this case isn't nice to read...u r gonna make the dude stare at the mirror for sometime..but really he ain't bad...

Some one pls help me with God of war ascension...dead space....
God of war.....am stuck at this mechanical wheels that keeps turning anytime I pull a lever that's stuck on the ground.....

Dead space...im stuck at the gravity room....was told to go get some shiit there but it's like everything in the gravity room seem useless..nd I keep going back nd forth

Seun: Can you described exactly what you did for a couple of months before giving up, & who taught you, since your previous dogs needed no training?

Alright...when I got him at eight 6weeks nd I notice Dat he is a hell of shiter...I almost sold him but I complained to the vet Dat gives him his worm expeler etc..so he told me what to do.....he poos mostly in the morning nd in the afternoon so I take him out at those time...sometimes when am not at home in the afternoon...I meet poo when I get back...he seemed to be getting it at some point but later he just does it anywhere even in the kitchen...

I think the issue is we r all naturally created as a specie of variety in terms of choice...just like no one has one shoe,one bag, one shirt.....in summary no matter how sweet nd interesting nollywood is...well there's Nat geo wild, super sport, discovery tv...nd u gats change the station once in a while...it takes a lot of discipline nd self control to stick to one lady for ever...sometimes I even think it's impossible but it ...most men Dat don't cheat...have actually been chronic womanizers...just Dat they've seen the bad consequences nd they'll never go back into a pythons hole...

Seun: You didn't try the method, so you can't say it didn't work. One of the dogs we used the method for is a Lhasa Apso, and it worked for him, so beating is not required. Small dogs tend to have more poop accidents because their owners don't let them go outside to poop very often.

I actually did try the method....after a couple of months..i got tried...cos he wasn't stable...sum times he goes outside nd sometimes...he can be so bad Dat he'll do it on the centre rug

He's just a damn hairy gsd....that dont make him a caucasian....his ears is a standard gsd postion...his legs are perfect gsd..colours is great...am not a dog expert ooooo...but I would say a pure gsd cross would be great cos me personally don't like the cross btw gsd nd caucasins....genetics can be crazy..

I used to have 3 local dogs the popular mongrel...when I was a kid...we never trained them..they just knew they ain't suppose to poo or pee around the house..i don't know how d dogs figured it out they just don't poo anywhere around the house..nd they feed in wateva we eat at home...now I own a lhasa...damn this lhasa can shiit to. he can shiit on my bed if care is not taken...he pees in the sofa sef..thank God Dat one naaa leather..my living room would have been un bearable....oga Seun said no beating....i had to start beating ooooo...im sorry to say...cos I tried all these carrying here nd there for sometime nd it ddnt work for me....in fact I have koboko for dexter.. he now goes to the visitors toilet to poo....I think it's cos he doesn't want me to beat him nd dats the only place he poo Dat I don't shout stop or use the koboko...I don't let him go out cos he's crazily hairy nd I don't wanna take chances with ecto- parasites..

avuekwe: another example is when you date ur university boyfriend and u guys go through thick and thin for years after graduation . When he becomes comfortable, he sees a small chick and leaves u for her abandoning you when you guys are at the finishing line. For me, it's better to remain single cos u can't forget all the years of happy memories in a twinkle of an eye. U may never find happiness with another so to spare an innocent bobo misery when he comes into ur life later, just kuku stay on your own jeje. This love matter aint easy at all. I never prayed for this, but it happened.

Eeyaaa..sorry u...I agree it can happen eida way..but it's not a reason to stay single...cos some times the only way to get over an ex is to get a new person just that sometimes the new guy or girl might not be doing a good job making u feel better...nd u keep wishing u want ur ex back...all in all..all contact with ex should be blocked once they are married...but if single...habaa...remix is allowd...q

Ladies usually fall into this shiit more than guys...they are in love with a guy,, usually their university boyfriend...but out of impatience nd seeing marriage proposal from the working class guy as a job opportunity they don't wanna miss...they get married leaving their heart desire...nd GBAM!!!!! they realise it's forever....yrs go bye nd all they do is endure rather dan enjoy their marriage...

1.3 mill EOD will never land tincan with rims that crazyyyy

If one slap is 600million....i'll slap her 10 times......sorry 30 times...

43 million....dammn...coolride...a ride only for the strong....for average men like us....dis is a couple of four flats mounted on 20 inches rim..

I looked at the picture of the car over nd over again hoping that I was the one that imagined the naija plate....but it wasn't me....the 8yr old corolla is actually registerd..old plates....well on the other hand if the price is too low...we would have started posting SCAMMM......I no even know how I go prize the car sef...

It's definitely not a local package....nd it ain't a lhasa or pekingnese...so it will definitely grow big with proper feeding...but I'm not so sure about the very hairy part....i think the most important thing is u got a good dog..looks very healthy

For a caucasian puppy dats assumed to be 100 percent...im expecting more hair, more robust paws, lot shorter mouth...this is a probably a cross btw an alsatian nd anoder not too pure caucasian....this is why a decided not to buy a caucasian....seller might just give one online random pic nd claim it's the parent....3 months down the line u start to notice attributes of any oda breed...

Clemzzz: Pls pals,will i be able to get a good tokunbo car with my N600k? I stay in Ibadan,thanks.

Depends on what u want man....but I've got a tokunbo toyota avensis 2002... for 560k...but it's right hand..so u'll have to convert...dats if u r interested shaaa..

naijaflame: Hello 2livescrew,pls can you link me up with the Ibadan dealer. I will be very grateful if you do

No problem man...anytime u ready...

2livescrew: Car Gurus in the house can my 800k get me a Tokunbo 1999 Rav4?

I seriously doubt it...but u never can tell..if I can ship the ride to naija for free...nd pay half the price for clearing...I guess I can sell for 800k...u could consider a pencil light at least b4 the 35% increase in cost of clearing.....on the other hand...there's this place in ibadan where cars are sold cheap...just that u'll have to work on them...all lagos cleared...full custom papers...the owner of this business...ships in lots of cars into naija...but b4 shipping..the cars are cut into two halves...meaning like 25 cars can size a container...so he pays less for shipping...nd sells cheap...a friend of mine bought a pencil light camry for 400...the working cost like 200k...total 600k...I hear dealers go there a lot...by the time the workings are done nd sprayed....u won't even know the car was initially sliced into two halves...

1.3 for this ride....i smell sumthing....i don't just know what am smell yet....

Really ....as in...really...u wanna buy a Mercedes SUV for 300bar nd u still hoping the engine will be very sound...u do realise tokunbo is not les dan a million/600bar....I saw one on olx.com for 250k...mayb u should try Dat one too...if u prize it well d guy should be able to sell for 40k ...no offence OP...

Must a car be faulty b4 it can be up for sale...I see why peeps are skeptic...cos it's not the usual nairaland price for used big daddy...if he had placed the advert for 800...boiz go Don offer 500- 600....but now it's 590k....which is awesomely fair price for a 2004 ride....but I know one greedy basstard will still come nd say 350k or 450k....na dem dey go loose hard earned money for olx.com