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chiamo:
I just moved into an apartment and I discover that bats stay in the ceiling. I tried to trace the point where they enter the ceiling but could'nt.
Please what can I put in the ceiling that will stop them staying therein or scare them away permanently.

Employ services of fumigators..thay have very strong chmicals for pest...nd am sure bats shuld fall in such category of unwanted animals around the house

I got meself a cauc last december, very friendly, plays with every one,I even felt he was to gentle for a cauc,I concludd his gentle nd playfulness was becos he grw up with a playful breed..oh sorry!! I ddnt mention I had a lhasa b4 getting a cauc...anyways my cauc is about 5months now...its like someone just fliped a switch..he just started getting aggressive..at first I was ok cos he barks at strangers and whenever he hears a knock at the gate...but all of a sudden about two weeks ago, he just added my neighbours(I have two neigh bours ) to d list its so bad that once he sniffs dem approaching even b4 he sights them, cos my apartment is close to the gate, so my neighbours pass beside my dogs b4 goin out nd he has known nd played with these neighbours since I got him at 6weeks.....I don't know if dis is normal..he barks at dem nd enters attack mode with his fur all at attention...b4 they will start clamouring for my ejection from the house ..is it possible to make him stop barking at my neighbours.

Anikulhapo:
LIKE IF U BLIVE THAT RIVERS STATE ELECTION SHUD BE CANCELLED.

I aint a pdp fan...but katsina result was a land slide in favour of APC...doesn't mean APC riggd the electionin that state..

#Katsina State:

#APC: 1,345,441. #PDP: 98,937

Whateva advice u take...if u are cooking..don't give ur dog salt..dnt me ask me why, my vet ddnt tell me why either..she just said salt aint good for dogs...

Thank God for nairaland....I turned the knob this morn to the end like u all said And damn!!! The light became bright...I'm so grateful for ur tips...rewire tech for don chop my money

GAZZUZZ:
The 2001 accord all the way to 2011 Accord's both have/had a knob for changing the
brightness of the dash lights.  Right there in the gauge cluster.  The
button that you press to cycle through the trip meters, turn it...

I've chcked dat, I said it automatically goes very dull wheni switch on the full light..nd brightens again when I switch off the full light

3days ago I noticed dat the usual bright, beautiful display on the dash board of my car goes dim nd very dull whenever I put on the full light.it bcomes bright again once I put off the full light...everyoda thing seems fine, car starts fine without delay,full light aint dull,..what could be the cause...pls any clues??

I don't know why we cant be rational... U do realize dis is not joke section.

Dis thread is taking a wierd turn from the topic...nd its gonna b intresting...I was about saying I have a cauc for the OP..but first, me sef wanna see 400k cauc...pictures...or we nominate bizyliss for a 1yr ban...kasali abeg go buy me pop corn....

There's one characteristic about besties that's great but at same time dangerous...wheather guys or ladies...but its more terrible with ladies...the main reason why u guys are best friends in the first place is probably because u have lots of things in common.u probably like same shoes same bag, same clothes, same designers just name it...if u aint careful besties usually like nd trip for the same kinda guys...there's a very high tendency dat the the guy one meets the other will fall for...people hardly have the fear of God in dem these days...so they end up acting irrationally without thinking about the consequences...as per dis OP..I don't trust u one bit..I'm sure u are gonna do the main thing soon..cos I see no reason why uve not told ur fiance since..now u don kiss, small time u go press bobbii..den the rest is history..

Outside keee...don't even try it...u know they are very hairy..once they catch on tick..damn!!! they become a tick generating factory...I have three toilets in my aprtment.. I did the carying ere nd there for a while but he just won't listen...he pee on my seat too one time..dats when i decided to get a koboko...I stopped all the carrying ..when ever he shiits or poo..koboko..in palour , koboko , in the room koboko..so one day I just saw that he went to one of the guest toilet to poo..so I called him good boy(he understands dat language a lot ) nd I pat him on the head..since dn...its was like a switch..like he just discovered..dats the only place he shiits nd poo dat I dnt use the koboko..I still have to sweep the shiit into the hole in the toilet floor though..but its better than when he does it in the room or on the centre rug..

Apart from electricity nd fuel, one other thing I wouldn't mind to have for free is internet service..so I understand why this dude fell for the scam..I attended a wedding this saturday. I met this guy dat narrated how he was properly scammed by two young boys on the streets of Ibadan very close to Iyaganku police station..yeah!! Very close to the police station in front of the court...

The intro: bros we are airtel sales agent and we are distributing free sim cards..activate and rechharge 200 to gt bonus of 1000..seems fair right ?..they brought out the new sim activated and gave it to him for free after activation..

The launching of the scam: bros there's free browsing for 1yr we staff of airtel are exposed to..all we need to do is change some settings in ur IP address etc..nd u are good to go..just 5k..we have our I.D cards incase u have any doubt or issues cos sometimes it disconnects, nd take our number we'll tell u what to do to start browsing again..my guy accepted nd paid 4k after prizing the fee..
Gbam 1 to 2mins samsung galaxy tab has started browsing opening sites with speed of light..wow
Scamming points: 1)they said they are airtel agents wit I.Dcards (probably fake)they even had laptops withdem, coupled with the free sim nd the activation paroles..2) they were right beside the polic station making the victim feel like they for real at least scammers won't pitch their tent clos to the police..
3) The need nd greed exploitation: free internet..every tom,dick nd harry or shuld I just say every jelili, kasali nd kunle wants it...the willingness to pay little or nothing for service makes him an easy target.

What they actually did: since they won't show what they changed in the pretence of protecting their service so dat u don't start to make money tru it... They took the guys fone, out of 4k bought a 100naira card, applied for a 10mb data..d fone started browsing...sharpaly delete the message for the MB request..
Well my guy was so happy only to realize the fone aint just browsing the nextday..


Moral: don't b greedy.even if every other scamming point beats u...once u don't have a crazy desire to obtain sometin big with an extremely little price I doubt if any scam can knock u off .there's noting dat comes for free even the blssing of God has Got a price..might not just be cash...Gracias..

Dis OP nd her sister are obviosly from upcountry...when u live nd work in lagos especially on the island..dis kinda life style is common...why?? ...most peeps can't easily afford land in lagos(I'm not talking about mowe nd ikorodu ooo) so they rent a place part time nd save up...so what's wrong with having a car to ease ur movement around town..since car loan exist in some companies with flexible payment plan...my guy can easily arange for one small camry(2007) ...go to lekki nd ajah...u go see boyz dy rent apartmnt of 1mil per anuum nd dem neva buy land...btw who told u d car is 2mill...mayb my guy don come nairaland auto section..my able dealers don give am better second hand/distress sale for 700k..OP abeg bone story ...all na packaging

Its hard atfirst..but later the pup Will come around...people don't recommend my style ...most pple say study the time dey pee nd shiit..nd carry dem out at that time ....do this for a few months nd they will get used to peeing in the location u carry dem to...iv got a lhasa nd a cauc...dat my lhasa can shiit.nd when I say shiit..I mean shiit..me I introduce koboko b4 he stopped peeing in the house...dnt mind me, I like radical approach...my cauc is just wonderful I adopted him at 6weeks..I don't know how he knew..he just ddnt shhit or pee in the house..

When most marriage start with "guy am pregnant nd we don't abort in our family"well long story short..90percent of most guys marry ladies they intended doing chop nd run with not knowing chics have plan ..they get stuck but time will tell..break up is sure better than couples violence that lead to death of one or both parties dat we see these days

mobuch:
chima, a yoruba name again
too many sad news from the westerners.

What is dis one saying..?? Must u evn make the murder of a young lady a tribal issue..btw which kind of nigerian thinks chima is a yoruba name..on second thought maybe u aint from around here

Yeah. Right !!! Its really an important factor to them babes when they are still btw the age 19-26 ...when chics start to clock 31upward...all these comments will change..I rmember the marketer chic in ma office she's already a seniormanager at 38..bythe time she clocked 39 she accepted the proposal of a guy without a job...or shuld I just say na she go propose to the guy...btw ...what if u married him with agood salary nd his company lays him off later..I'm sure 50k won't sound so bad then..

Neco was introduced year 2000..beliv me when I say student dat had poor results in waec blasted NECO to pieces..it waslike they neva marked it..I remember my elder brother that wasn't all that Good in maths..had B2 nd A1 in physics that he could bearly remember first law of motion..anyways , my point is,the examination body wanted acceptance from the masses to ensure continuity,hence the political grading style same thing is happening 15yrs later with the CBT..students complained of poor network faulty computers nd waiting in batches which caused fatigue b4 start of exam. So they need to neutralize all this issues ndgain acceptance.na next year candidates go piss for pant..congrats to all that passed though..

Akaay:
Can I av d owner's contact. Need it for my cauc female pictured below

For a cauc in lagos...damn!!dats one impressiv cauc...I heard jos is just the perfect place for dem in naija

Well its not so hard...nd its kinda hard also...u don't need to be extremely brilliant to make a first class but u need to be good..u need hard work nd dedication, nd a bit of luck or shuld I just say favour...u need hard work to read all the lecture notes, u can't afford to try ur luck by selecting a few parts u feel will come out in the exam..so read all..well, the luck part is dis...I'm sure uve heard of missing script..what if u do well nd ur script gets missing or the lectures just fought with his wife when marking ur paper...nd why did I say u don't need to be extremely brilliant..9 student graduated with a first class in my set..1 out of 9 is this lady dats my friend tola by name..ask tola after the exam what she read nd the application or for her to expalain what she read in other words aside that of the handout..mehn she can't ooo..what am I saying ??...tola can cram a whole text book over night and remember word for word for a feww hrs nd that's it..I wasn't much of a good crammer so I read my books as the the lecturers rolled dem out..somme 3 or four times over b4 exam nd a final reading a night b4 exam den am good to go..well I ddnt make 1st class I finished with cgpa of 4.43...why? Remember I said read all ,dnt select..I selected a few so I guess I just got unlucky...all in all my best wasn't enuf...so do what is required cos that best of urs might not just be enuf..

There was a time on nairaland when we say "picture or idonbilivit"...now its "picture and video or take this thread to joke section" cos idonbilivit..seeing is beliving

Ipreviously own a pencil light camry...d day that pedal lock messed me up I nearly cried..it was harmattan period..d lock just refused to open..it was eventualy cut off with a saw...my brother uses the electrical security but trust me when I say 90percent of most car thives are either rewire tech or panel beaters...in less dan 10 second they can decode where ur security switch is hidden...neida of thes two methd is safe as insurance...the day they slap my bro at gunpoint ..I realised security or pedal luck is useless...insurance protect u against theft, damage to ur car, nd damage to another person's car..it even offers about3.5percent for injury sustained...I recently bought a 2005 accord..claimed 1.2 million as cost of purchase at 4perceent premium..so I paid 48k to insure for 1yr..my car hasn't been stolen but a serious damagehapped nd I was paid 63k for the repairs..way higher dan what I used to insure...

How much...

Where dem dey see all dis kind pastors sef...my pastor was warned by God to stop extravagant dressing cos pride has begin dominate his heart as a result of dat kinda life style.doesn't mean he shuld come out nd claim buying an expensive suit or tie is now generally a sin to every body.....B4 I rest my case dis pastor shuld tell us which style he uses when his wife gets pregnant.....or its now a sin to d have sexx when missionary style is obviously dangerous for the mother nd child...cluesless pastors

I suspect say dis op na one of dose peeps wey if he wake up after bad dream ..he go just carry bible put for chest..nd since this op go probably get enuf porn for him phone nd tablet he feels its wrong to have a bible on the same device...#.just using style to tackle ur number 1 point..no offence bro

Unless a custom officer is planning on selling his car to u...but dat u wanna buy 2008 rav4 for 600k in the name of custom service auction...pls i will advIce u to go ahead ....im sure some other peeps will learn from ur story how hard earned cash got lost...go to auto section the first nd second topic is highly informative..

ozzugworlee:
No. Is still applicable. I did mine last month . D cost was 4k.

No offence boss...u just got scammed...what u did is not on the data base of the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT...THEY JUST PROVIDED U WITH A DOCUMENT SAYING OWNERSHIP HAS BEEN CHANGED ND DATS WHAT U INNOCENTLY PAID FOR..BUT THE VEHICLE LICENCE,AUTOREG I MEAN THE ONE PEEPS STICK ON THEIR SCREEN ,PLATE NUMBER ND PROOF OF OWNERSHIP AINT TRANSFERABLE...SO WEDA U BUYING A NEW, TOKUNBO OR NAIJA USED CAR..GET READY TO BUY NEW PLATES..ND REGISTER LIKE U GOT A BRAND NEW RIDE....I SOLD MY OLD CAR RECENTLY ND I REMOVED THE PLATES ..I JUST GOT IT REGISTERED TO THE NEW CAR I BOUGHT...SO I PAID LESS dan the usual 34k used in procuring all paper nd plates for a new car

All dis Women sef...making sexx look like they are doing guys a favour since 200 BC...like the activity is not a two way enjoyment parole..

deriod:
seriously dis is wrong ! d lady will live to be unhappy for the rest of her life ,her parent should face death by hanging .

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I beliv every human has got their own definition of happiness... for some pple its just a secured life from poverty...dats a second class king we r talking about...he's effing rich.....like some peeps would say.the economy is hard on everyone Peeps are crying .its better for dem to cry in a Behind palace than with a broke asss niggaa waiting for miracle..

Femi2Ranking:
barking yes and one kind of wining noise like its crying sort off.

Sound almost close to an hyena ..scared me too..but later he reduced it..just got me a cauc lately hes about 2months plus now..eats like crazy...nd he likes cold water ....he drinks so much i had to change the water bowl to a standard large pail...great friends with ma lhasa..they fight sometimes...but the make a great team when chasing lizards rats nd any kind of visitor