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Nice one..love the hair!

men are not smiling on this thread...c'mon it's just some points..no need for all those bitter blood..instead open a thread and counter the points beyond reasonable doubts shikena!!

Coming to nairaland it's no longer fun, lots of irrelevant news now makes fp (celebs eating, celebs sleeping, celebs defecating) when they are a lot of informative and interesting threads out there..the admin and there crew need to tighten up the loosed ends.

Coming to nairaland is no longer fun..lots of irrelevant news about the life of celebs always making front page when there are lots of informative and educative threads out there in other sections that the admin obviously don't want to move to fp..nairaland has lot "it's glory" and fun I once used to kw then as a guest..admin and the rest of the crew, u all need to go back to the drawing board and get what's missing!!..its your call

nubian999:
He looks more youthful, more handsome, with more money than you so.... yeah... what was your question again

Perfect answer..calling some one dog for no reason!!!! Can you imagine..i wonder why that thread is even on fp?

Well since u guys agreed, it wasn't imposed on you..i think it's cool..

You don't need to change whom you are because of someone. If a true friend comes by, she will appreciate you for whom you are. Just don't allow things get to you to the point of you questioning some things about yourself..you can't please everyone.

Pretty, simple and nice

Wizzz:
What I don't understand is why the blue numbers are so ugly, making the equations look more difficult

Lol nairaland eh..where u come to laff n laff non stop

ddjay:
But this is good o, 1 Chinese yuan is N30.70k (official rate).

Like seriously!

It's really amazing, may God see you through

Congratulations!! Ma

How sure are we it is not Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon that did not set this for them? See grammar abeg... ummm it's well

The lady is too aggressive kilode?

The one inside the plate must be a very big and scary snake! It's well oh

saintikechi:
That it took our stupidity to realize that its all a publicity stunt.

Lol oh my G!! Just read my mind reconciling so soon haba! Well we thank God

Ha!!! They need to check that woman's head..something isn't right somewhere up her brains...

Ummm just reminiscing on one of their songs.."peter and Paul dey be one no be two"..

Lanceslot:
Damn it! If that's new benin, what will old benin look like?

Lol..there is no old benin..

New Benin...benin city

Godswillnwaoma:
100% true

Never let a girl know how much you love her.

It's better you act as if you don't love her.

Treat her like a rag then she will love you.

Be nice to her then she will take you for granted. So show some bad boy character and don't be a yes man

Don't be too close to her, give her some distance and she will value you and this is where economics comes which says that scarcity creates value.

Don't give her much money even if you have much to spend but make her believe you have money by spending it on yourself.

Don't call her everyday keep some space.

This part "treat her like a rag..." actually got me thinking...

myfantasies:
God will surely bless his hustle

Amen!!

dulux07:
Lol. How will d guy ans d questions,
" guy wetin do u 4 head"
o boy na wan gal break ma
head
Wetin u do"
Emmmm

Lol..

An Italian surgeon who plans to perform the world’s first head transplant on a human says he has succeeded in performing the procedure on a monkey.
 
Dr Sergio Canavero claims that he performed the shocking experiment at Harbin Medical University in China, and said: ‘The monkey fully survived the procedure without any neurological injury of whatever kind.’
 
Describing the procedure, Dr Canavero explained how a team of researchers connected the blood supply between the head and a new body -  after the monkey’s head was reportedly chilled to -15c.
 
However, Canavero’s claims are entirely unverified at present - with no scientific confirmation of the operation’s success.
 
The maverick surgeon already has his first willing participant for a proposed human head transplant, Valery Spiridonov - who is willing to undergo the procedure despite the enormous unknown risks.
 
Canavero previously said that the ‘final goal’ of his work is to achieve immortality - with interest emerging from older patients looking to graft their heads onto younger bodies.
 
Speaking last year, he said: ‘There are a few funds working on prolonging life expectancy, and they are well-funded.’
 
Yahoo News

Congratulations

Googled up something that lead me straight to nairaland..... and am like wow what's in here and what's it all about, so wanted to be part of it... I left the guest list and got a pseudonym...naraialand makes me laugh at times especially some comments

Happy new year mods and all nairalanders this year shall definitely be a great year for all of us IJN Amen...

This is a true story of an unforgettable near death experience someone had on the night of 24th December, 2015 that changed His life forever.
he posted it in one of the blogs, so hear him:


I decided to share this story here not because I want you to castigate me for my act (you can’t castigate me more than I have castigate myself), but because I believe a lot of people will learn from it and thereby avoid the pitfall in the coming 2016.

It all began when I attended the night church service held in my village. I came a little late so I wasn’t opportune to get a seat. I had to stand up for the mass. After standing in the cold for about an hour, my legs began to shiver, I decided to walk toward the church gate and back to stretch my near stiffed knees.

As I got to the gate, I stood for a while and then turn around to walk back when I heard a female voice from the dark corner of the gate; she said, “it’s boring right? “. I walked toward her to get a clear view of who was talking; I saw a light skin girl sitting on a small flower pavement. I asked her “what’s boring?”. “The service , the night, everything” She replied. It was obvious she wanted us to have a conversation, so I quickly sat down beside her.

To cut the story short, from our little conversation I got to know that her name is Aderoke, her father is from Ogun state while her mother is from my village. She was born and brought up in lagos and can’t speak or understand Igbo language (meanwhile the service was coordinate in igbo language). This was few things I was able to get from her before she told me she was shivering due to the cold. As a sharp guy i reasoned she wanted me to cuddle her, so I told her to draw closer so I can hold her. Without hesitation she moved closer and placed her head on my shoulder while I placed my hand around her waist.

Everything went so fast, before I could say “bingo!” We were already into deep romance: kissing and groping . In the c.limax of it all she held me and whisper in my ear ” se.x me please”. As I look around for a more hidden corner, a part of me was persuading me to control my urge that she could be an agent of darkness sent to destroy me, and another part of me was telling me not to lose the opportunity that she’s just a lonely girl in need of some fun. I fell for the latter. I got a more hidden corner were we began to have it; first she bend low while I got on her back ; after awhile she suggested I sit on a pavement there while she climb on top.

Few minutes afterward, I felt a sudden sharp pain on my butt, I thought it was an ant or something similar, but the pain grew bigger. With a trembling voice I told her to stop and get down that I think something bit me, but she was so carried aways that she couldn’t hear me out. As the pain kept increasing , I had to push her out of me . I stood up, flash my phone touch in the pavement and there was a long big snake rowed up . The strange girl screamed and ran away. By then I was already feeling dizzy and fainting, I managed to pull myself back into the church premises and disclose to someone that I have been bitten by a snake after which I lost conscious of myself. I heard I was even fuming from the mouth.

After 2 days of serious traditional treatment, I regained consciousness. When I was asked to explain how I got bitten by a snake in the church, I didn’t know what to say. I can’t believe I nearly lost my life because of a few minutes romp with a total stranger, it’s a very shameful thing to tell your family. The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn’t ordinary.

I believe God gave me a second chance for a reason. And I have sworn never to continue my careless lifestyle, I have given my life to God and anything premarital se.x is not for me anymore. I know it’s not easy to overcome temptation of premarital s.ex, but I believe with pray and determination we can overcome anything.

My fellow readers join me and thank God for my life, and at the same time learn from my story. For the seek of your family and loved ones, stop living a careless life . Stop sleeping around with strangers, so many people knowingly or unknowingly have spiritual spouse, some of who are viciously jealous . Se.x is sweet , but life is sweeter. Try and live a safe life in 2016. I pray God see us all through in Jesus name: Amen!S

On what ground do you base these theories or should I say misconceptions ...because they don't correlate at all!!

Umm nice...

obiorathesubtle:
Lemme narrate what is going on above me..



Somebody is in Love.

Lol