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Bitchiamjay:
Best songs .
Kings dead | Kendrick lamar X Jay Rock X Future.
Motiv8 | J.Cole
Sicko mode | Travis scott ft Drake.
Mona Lisa | Lil wayne ft Kendrick lamar.
Yxng Bane | Vroom Vroom
Burna boy | Ye
Popcan ft Davido | My story.


Worst songs .

Wizkid | Fever
Davido | Wonder woman
Nicki minaj | chun li
Davido ft ducan mighty X peruzzi | Aza
Victor AD | Wetin we gain
Ariana Grande | God is a woman
Migos | Made men
Kiss Daniel ft Davido | One ticket (Another trashy song)

ImaIma1:
I was not able to talking about you obviously.

highqueen:
Thought as much. Na kids full romance section.

ImaIma1:
Just say that you are stingy and move on.

All this talk about a foreign god...sorry...I meant foreign babe is beginning to sound like background noise.

Rant from today till next year...guys will still buy hair, clothes and give money to girls. It is in the Constitution!

Tamarapetty:
Put pics nau, lemme pick

funmisticqueen:
naa i need the D that takes me to the bank.

funmisticqueen:
really?!

Duchessree:
wickedness

Twerky101:

funmisticqueen:
you gotta pay to find out hon.

1Sharon:
Till it's pink?

funmisticqueen:
you gotta pay to find out hon.

funmisticqueen:
You are walking down the street when this decent looking guy checks u out, he summons the courage to walk up to you. meanwhile you are already thinking of the first date, and how you are destined to be together. Then you open your mouth and speak.

All of a sudden her brain goes blank for a few seconds , her fantasies shatter and she tries to fight the assault on her nostrils getting worse with each phrase you utter. She politely turns her head to the side and covers her lower face with her nicely manicured hand praying for the torture to soon the over.

The issue of halitosis amongst chikers is something that has been disscussed time after time in female circles for a long while. The victim of the terrible condition is most often ignorant of his condition. Friends and associates do not tell u because it is quite embarassing, and mostly do not want their noses to be raped. some try and drop hints mostly by offering you a minty sweet or bubblegum.

It doesnt take a genius to know that halitosis or mouth odour is a turnoff for everyone,kiss your dreams of kissing the babe of your dreams a premature death. So guys, Halitosis or mouth odour is a treatable condition with these tips.
1. See your dentist twice a year to improve your chances of winning her heart with a dazzling smile.
2. Oral hygiene is important. brush twice daily before breakfast and after dinner. if you not afford toothpaste. A chewing stick especially from the neem tree(dongoyaro) does wonders.
3. rinse your mouth and floss after every meal, we don't want those stubborn meat particles getting stuck in our teeth and inviting bacteria to make your mouth smell like a septic tank.
4. Eat breakfast. it helps, trust me on this one.
5. Eat healthy fruits and veggies. That way all the garbage you eat wont ooze off your mouth. drink water especially when u havent talked for a while.avoid smelly food like onions and garlic.
6. If all fails, pop a breath mint before you talk to people.

In conclusion. mouth odor can be treated if u take these steps. we dont want u to be a bachelor till you are sixty.

Warning: All attempts by certain pained men to divert the topic will be nipped in the bud.

Cc
highqueen
cooluzi
rextizzle
saff
lefulefu

funmisticqueen:
so sad.

flowbaze:
THIS IS SUPER STORY

funmisticqueen:
i'm a virgin

funmisticqueen:
It's you. you are free to join my list of online admirers and stalkers.

funmisticqueen:
havent you taken public transport before? Dont you see the way the drivers and conductors behave?

funmisticqueen:
it is their behavior in general, transport workers are associated with recklessness and unruly behavior

Imoh555:
There are so many kids here you won't blame them...ask the dude how much he has... Maybe he's one of those begging celebrities for money online

Oreofepeters:
Will this add money to my bank account?..

Yewandequeen:

Eberechi24:
My husband, then we help my brother establish his business/ whatever he does

funmisticqueen:
i will choose myself, and if that isn't possible, my brother. i cant help a broke man sorry.

funmisticqueen:
that prayer has been answered a long time ago baby.