₦airaland Forum

Kayharry:
Diabetes is not ( jedi jedi)

I wonder o,these young Doctors of nowadays fear person o.

sagio09:
IPOB/PDP JEWS, please don't post fake results here. I repeat, don't post fake news here. Though APC is leading with a landslide

Where are your figures.

Apc is in trouble already,lets see how they will rig this election.PDP is having a convincing lead.OSUN will rise again.

You've committed the first blunder by announcing the amount and the denomination in the public domain.If not the right place to take it to is the radio house,where announcement will be made and when the rightful owner comes,he/will be questioned.Unfortunately,you have revealed all the vital information.What I will advise you to do is to pay the cash into your account and leave it there for a while,then,better keep your mouth shut,don't ever discuss it with anybody or else you will land in serious trouble.At the end of one month,if you didn't hear of anybody looking for his/her lost money,then use it,don't give a dime of it to anybody.

Butterflyleo:
Show us the pensioners protesting

What arrant nonsense are you people defending,aren't you tired of suffering and living in abject opoverty.A state that cannot pay her workers,owing backlogged of salaries of civil servants/pensioners of which many lost their lives due to hardship had suddenly made a u turn,just few days to election.Even a blind person can see the handwriting on the wall.

lagdmark:
What of Lagos with over 25 million people a single family owns/direct the political & economic activities.
Africa Africa.

That's a case study.It runs in the genes of Aficans.

iluvdonjazzy:
UN take note, Gaddafi is even better than these.

They attacked Ghadafi because there's oil in Libya.Equatorial Guinea doesn't have what they want.

Biglittlelois:
Thank God she said "hoes" not "ladies" cos 99% ladies are independent

What's the difference between ladies and hoes.

This a very critical period in a man's life,this is where most young dude missed the mark that lead to everlasting regret.Marriage is the union with the greatest responsibilities on mother earth,by the time you jumped into it,you will start seeing things you didn't bargain for.In marriage,spoons today can become forks tomorrow.
Young dude,your future is of paramount importance above any other thing right now.
Start saving now,for the future and jettison marriage from your mind right now.it can drain you financially,emotionallyphysically and spiritually.

We have three political clowns in Nigeria viz: OKOROCHA,FANI KAYODE jnr.LIAR MOHAMMED and ASHAMHOLE sorry OSHOMHOLE.They are not to be taken seriously.

nextstep:
Please don't castigate me for what I'm about to say:

Leah Sharibu is one person. Paying ransom to Boko Haram only emboldens them and gives them the ability to buy more arms and kill more people.
I don't want her to be killed, but I don't want many other innocent people to be killed either. They are as strong as they are because of all the ransom paid so far. Back in 2013, they got a random of $3.15 million to free seven French hostages. That money has been used very effectively, and since then a few thousand Nigerians, Cameroonians, Chadians, and Nigeriens have lost their lives.

Now somebody would say to me: "what if Leah was your sister?" It's a hard choice, but if I pay them ransom to rescue her, what assurance is there that they won't come back and wipe out my whole village later, me and my sister included?

Does Boko Haram collect ransom.We should shine our eyes very well,there's an undercover somewhere to achieve an agenda.BOKO HARAM DOES NOT COLLECT RANSOM.Nigeria I hail thee.

Rossikki:
EXACTLY. WELL SPOKEN. Nigerians are the worst enemies ofothis country. Do you know that in most of these African countries, OUTSIDE their capital city, there is virtually no development? When I lived overseas, I once told a Ugandan colleague of mine that I normally visit my village in Nigeria for christmas. The guy looked at me as if I was mad. What was I doing visiting a village, he asked. He was comparing it to villages in Uganda. He said that there, the villages are desolate and neglected, with zero development. He said they used footpaths to reach his village. No road led there. There were no markets, no shops where you can buy anything. Just like those remote African villages you see on CNN, where everyone sits on the floor in front of mud huts. He said in Uganda, once you leave your village, you never go back there. You simply forget it. I explained to him that in Nigeria, our villages have markets, mansions, shops, hotels, banks, electricity, and so on. The guy was shocked.

I mean, we just don't appreciate what we have in this Nigeria. Tomorrow somebody will come on Nairaland and say Uganda is hundred times better than Nigeria, because he was in Kampala aolnd they did not take the light. How will there not be constant light when all the country's infrastructural spending is on one capital city? Mumu people.

Thanks for educating some of these lazy kids here.

Rossikki:
EXACTLY. WELL SPOKEN. Nigerians are the worst enemies ofothis country. Do you know that in most of these African countries, OUTSIDE their capital city, there is virtually no development? When I lived overseas, I once told a Ugandan colleague of mine that I normally visit my village in Nigeria for christmas. The guy looked at me as if I was mad. What was I doing visiting a village, he asked. He was comparing it to villages in Uganda. He said that there, the villages are desolate and neglected, with zero development. He said they used footpaths to reach his village. No road led there. There were no markets, no shops where you can buy anything. Just like those remote African villages you see on CNN, where everyone sits on the floor in front of mud huts. He said in Uganda, once you leave your village, you never go back there. You simply forget it. I explained to him that in Nigeria, our villages have markets, mansions, shops, hotels, banks, electricity, and so on. The guy was shocked.

I mean, we just don't appreciate what we have in this Nigeria. Tomorrow somebody will come on Nairaland and say Uganda is hundred times better than Nigeria, because he was in Kampala and they did not take the light. How will there not be constant light when all the country's infrastructural spending is on one capital city? Mumu people.

Thanks for educating some of these lazy kids here.

Slavesmustdie:
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Why is our country suddenly disrespected by useless African countries? Imagine common Kenya of hungry primitive people deporting Nigerians? What is wrong with these yeye countries . First it was Ghana, South Africa, , Botswana, now these ugly charcoal massais . What do Nigerians even want in these primitive countries ?

Have you ever seen or heard these African countries you referred to as useless denigrating their country as you do to your great country.despite their various shortcomings.No.Nigeria called their country all sort of names,especially those given to her by the western colonizers,despite the slow and steady progress in the country.They will disrespect you because you already displayed a low self exteem.Nigeria is a great country,the giant and big brother in Africa.

budaatum:
It's not "given to us by .... western slave masters"! We have eyes and can see for ourselves. The only slavery is not realising the Nigeria we have is the one we created. Hopefully, soon as we can't stand the stench of our own poo anymore, we, Nigerians, would clean up our act.

Meanwhile, let not silly sentiment stop us stating the obvious. Nigeria stinks (despite my love for the place).

You have been brainwashed by what you watch on films,and videos of other countries especially those that uses us as bad examples,you no longer see anything good in your country
I for one refuses to swallow every crap that is thrown at us by our western neighbors who colonized us including our brains.
From independence till date Nigeria has made progress in various facet of the economy:the network of roads we have ,now, were not there in the sixties,other infrastructures like drainage,bridges,housing,water,health care,education has greatly improved.Even governance has not be left out,as the masses are fully aware of the workings of government through the mass media.This is just the beginning,there will be more progress in the years ahead.Stop living in delusion and face reality

budaatum:
It's not "given to us by .... western slave masters"! We have eyes and can see for ourselves. The only slavery is not realising the Nigeria we have is the one we created. Hopefully, soon as we can't stand the stench of our own poo anymore, we, Nigerians, would clean up our act.

Meanwhile, let not silly sentiment stop us stating the obvious. Nigeria stinks (despite my love for the place).

You have been brainwashed by what you watch on films,and videos of other countries especially those that uses us as bad examples,you no longer see anything good in your country
I for one refuses to swallow every crap that is thrown at us by our western neighbors who colonized us including our brains.
From independence till date Nigeria has made progress in various facet of the economy:the network of roads we have ,now, were not there in the sixties,other infrastructures like drainage,bridges,housing,water,health care,education has greatly improved.Even governance has not be left out,as the masses are fully aware of the workings of government through the mass media.This is just the beginning,there will be more progress in the years ahead.Stop living delusion and face reality

Common,Nigerians,take hate and tribalism out of the way so as to make a clear judgement.
Nigeria has greatly improved compared to the past sixties and seventies when you hardly find a decent toilet in a whole community,but now the condition has greatly improved.Nearly all hhouses now have Water closet except some negligible few in the rural areas.

Thebabenextdoor:
There is no need for toilet, the country is already a shithole

Why is Nigeria a shit hole,why do you like calling yourself the derogatory name given to you by your western slave masters.If you travel round the world,those countries you think that are heaven on earth have many shanties,but they will never show it to the world.Keep on destroying what you have.You think America is your father's land.Mental slavery!.

Lessons: Personally Carry out due diligence in whatever dealings,activities,transactions you are carrying out.even when you want to buy iced fish from the market.integrity no longer means anything to a Nigerian.

Obi230:
good job done by her but let the truth be told,most people that have NYSC ceritcates did not merit it. we all know that so many graduates do not carry out the assignment after the initial registration. They usually settle those in charge and then go their ways and only come around to sign necessary papers. On the day of passing out,they would appear in other to have their certificates which they do not work for. Some of those people are occupying higher echelon in some both government and private organization. So, i ask how are they different from this woman?

Na who them catch be thief

seborrhic:
Story.
The only reason Kemi resigned is because she I'd a British citizen too and the forgery would have had an adverse effect on her when she travels back to Britain.It has nothing to do with this goverment.
She knows and must have been adviced that this government would last at most another 4years,of which she isn't sure of being in the cabinet again,but her long term future in the UK and her family could be jeopardized if she doesn't admit to the forgery, only that she should blame it on her naivety.
Please when will she be charged to court?

How many of those with Toronto certificate in past administrations were charged to court.Nigeria laws are meant for the poor.The court of public opinion has convicted her.

Who is to blame.If not for the treachery of our brothers from the west,he wouldn't smell that seat talkless of manipulating it.Tinubu,where are you.

iyatrustee:
All this hurricane no dey get male names? Everytime katrina, florence


Would be nice to hear abt hurricane simon, hurricane diddy etc

Hurricane Andrew.

YurFatHer:
who is Joseph evah...


the name sounds too ancient sef

He is from the town,state and region that feed the nation,from whence 70% of the nations budget is funded.He is an enigmatic personality.

Anyad231:
I dey laff, abi there is trouble in paradise...una no hear sat el rufai da short one walked out d ugly one tinubu out of NEC meeting yesterday. I talk am, hausa go still disown d yorubas ..they are being played again.

The Yorubas are eternally ready to play the second fiddle in the open and cry behind.It is passed from generation to generation.Yoruba ronu

Jonathan's greatest undoing was his refusal.to fight his known,unknown and imagined enemies,he underrated them while they pulled the rug from under his feet.For a.leader to survive in Nigeria,he have to eliminate all his enemies real or imagined

Excallibur:
Home straight win thank me later

DRAW

Jacobsontwelve:
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Will this open sex pastor not be randy with the female congregations.Sex,is a sacred and secret act,that's why it's not done in public,even Mad people hides it.For a so called man of God to openly proclaim it shows his level of indiscipline.By their fruits ye shall know them.

Atiku failed in his political calculations,he was hoping to fly the pdp presidential flag because of his financial might,but forgetful that majority of his arch enemies are within the pdp itself.If he dare go for APGA,then he has nailed his political coffin forever.His desperation for president has reduced his sense of judgement.

That's true,,I barbed mine with 15k early this year in lekki,it's ridiculously expensive.

If you drop dead today,your wife and kids will still live their lives.so,never forget yourself while providing for your family,never tell a woman your total earnings in the name of love,because love does not exist but personal interest.strive to live a moderate life while planning for your future(old age ) your future as a man is damaged if you don't have a house,a steady source of income after retirement.Young men look into the future with hope while old men look back with a lot of regrets.