₦airaland Forum

Itsrm:
You people with stupid and unsolicited advice. Do you know how often he drives?

Is your family that is stupid, you arrogant from a local village!

Embrace education, but no.

You go buy fuel tire. People are selling their SUV and you're going into it. I wish you well.

uuzba:
Correctyourself
Without being told, (comma) I (capital) can guess you're from Lagos.
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Na wa O.
A whole "correctyourself" with 100% dedication to correcting himself, is still making mistake.

Why not channel your idea to where it's needed?

Shomek:
How much is one derica of rice in your area
let talk guys

Without been told i can guess you're from Lagos

nairalanda1:
Yes, but low crude oil prices, while inconvinent to those in government would be disastrous to those of us who are not in it.

Think you are suffering now?...think of how it would be if oil went below 50 dollars a barrel.

This your believe does not hold water, let them sell enough oil, i am not buying things in Dollar.

nairalanda1:
Anyone hailing Angola on leaving OPEC...should know it is bad news for Nigeria.

Oil prices fell on the news. Know what that means? It means Angola is free to produce and pump as much oil as it wants without any pesky OPEC quota...which means lower oil prices long term because of the resultant glut.

Angola is also free to sell crude at a lower price than the OPEC benchmark if it wants...especially if it needs the money now. (That's part of how Russia survives US sanctions, sports fans).

This weakens our revenue stream drastically, meaning we have to take more and more loans, or the government would have to raise your taxes well well, in the short term at least.

So, don't rejoice.

Modified

The thing that even scares me is the fact that eveyrone is discovering oil. Zambia, Uganda and even Benin have all found oil. Yes, it is not as high as Nigeria, but more oil in the market means lower prices for oil...which means lower revenue.

Only the people in government enjoyed high oil price, what of us who are not in government, nothing for us, let them sell enough crud oil.

So you mean for those that won it's because it was influenced?

Was their efforts on the pitch and goals scored was also influenced?

The writer did it for more or less of eye service.

bennybuhari:
Keeping Nnamdi Kanu in perpetual detention when the whole world is calling for his release will negatively affect the image of Nigeria. President Bola Tinubu should listen to the voice of reason and free Kanu just the way Abdulsalami released Oladipo Diya and others arrested by Abacha.

See the link below of what you said about President that you're now calling.

https://www.nairaland.com/7934745/president-tinubu-priorities-poor-wasteful

Beremx:
Finally, just one step and he'll finally be Oga. Congratulations to him

They are 3 persons having same rank, when it's time political situation would likely decide for three of them who become the number one.

Mhizzard:
The deadbeat has no wife that bore a child for him i guess.imagine those nuisance he has bleep the feelings they would be having by now

Don't believe what you're see up there, it's a pire lie, check number 62 and 68 they're same name, and that name is from benin trib and it's a name given to Male amd not female.

Chimezie198:
To celebrate his 70th birthday, businessman releases the names of women he has slept with.

Guys check if your girlfriend or ex is on the list

Don't believe what you're see up there, it's a pire lie, check number 62 and 68 they're same name, and that name is from benin trib and it's a name given to Male amd not female.

GreatAchiever1:
Na today I don believe this statement that maturity doesn't come with age.

Don't believe what you're see up there, it's a pire lie, check number 62 and 68 they're same name, and that name is from benin trib and it's a name given to Male amd not female.

Jeon:
70s and still acting like this?. Some people will never get sense, even though it's free.




What a life!!

Don't believe what you're see up there, it's a pire lie, check number 62 and 68 they're same name, and that name is from benin trib and it's a name given to Male amd not female.

This one only need like 15 strokes of kain from village elders at the village square with nikednedness, sleeping the village section by section in presence of community for three weeks to reset his brain.

Taken him to cell, he maybe more radical when he is back from cell

Is that so, i wouldn't be surprised if politicians starts replacing the list of those dogs with their relationships as they are use to grabbing any source of money

The fact is that, all the political parties are the same, the opposition is only fighting because it has not had opportunity to loot our money, if you don't know , political parties has taken Nigerians hostage

For example, if it happens today that the salaries of political office holders is from 500K downward, you would see so many of them would resigned and go back to farming.

There are only fighting because looting has become aluta continua within palitical party

MadamVanessa:


Fóolish illiterate commissioner

You're on a mission.

Middleborn:
Greetings Nairalanders.

Please help me detect if these overseer job advert is a scam or not. I spoke with the agent
who posted it over the phone and he says he has a link in the embassy, hence he gets overseer job opportunities even before they are advertised. According to him, some of these jobs don't even last 6 hours before they are taken. He says once you pay the money and submit your passport info and CV, they start processing your visa and before long, it's ready and you can travel.

Please I'm counting on your assessment. My brother wants to go into business with these people and I have a strange feeling he's going to be scammed.



1. *USA House Keeper*

Employer: Individual Request
Location: USA (Chicago)
Salary: 1.6m monthly
Feeding Available.
Flight fare: Taken care of by the employer.
Accommodation Available, (but you can decide to either stay with the employer or get your apartment yourself)
Process Duration: 1-3months.And 1 week
*Requirements:*
Processing fee: 2.5M
Police character Countersigning :
Undertaken Countersigning
Police character report: Get it from any police station nearest to you.
Data page of your international passport
CV.
*Payment of 2m from salary when you arrived and resume work*



2. *1 Ticketing and Baggaging officer position Available*

Company: International Airline

Position: Ticketing and Baggaging Officer

SALARY: 3m monthly.

Location: Canada

Feeding and Accommodation on the company.

Provision for Legitimate Children' available by the company.

Traveling logistics on the company.

*Requirements*

Police character Countersigning,

Countersigning for Undertaken Letter

Countersigning for 3 intended visitors names

Countersigning for Husband/Child/Children' 210k (but if not married/No Child, this is not applicable)

Single: 2.5m

Married: 3m

Payment of 4m Upon arrival and resumption of work, (3 months payment plan)

This is highly risky, mostly when you're not seeing or physically accessable to the agent.

Again, you would start getting true info after you must have paid reasonable amount to the agent, this time to withdraw become difficult.

Now he has not told you about the interview at the embassy that you have to face by yourself . You Will get this info after you must have invested reasonable amount of money.

It's just my advice.

Farfalla:
There's nothing funny about the topic or anything I stated. I simply raised certain points to the effect that the gender of a crew is an irrelevant factor in determining the safety of an aircraft.

I expected reasonable responses from you, but got rubbish instead. Just the usual attacks on the gender of the crew despite statistics indicating that countless aviation accidents have in fact occurred to aircrafts being steered by men.

On a serious note you're actually right, if you understand me I'm actually joking trying to put smile on our faces while we work. You can see below link, I'm the first person to respond to the post.

Read my comment there and i think you may understand me better, i tried to joke sometimes

https://www.nairaland.com/7918127/fiancee-wants-visit-ex-came

Farfalla:
Again, nothing logical. As usual.

Ok oo. Na you sabi

Myself and my colleagues in office has been laughing, You made my day.

Farfalla:
Again, nothing logical. As usual.

Ok oo. Na you sabi

TechTanic:
Okay Sir. Send your bank details.

I no fit laugh o

Farfalla:
You have said nothing logical.

The authority better send them back to training before they would go and land at the white house next time.

Farfalla:
I'll advise you incels to watch Aircraft Investigation on National Geographic and see the countless times male pilots have crashed passenger planes, cargo planes, military jets and choppers. Not even seasoned pilots are immune to these accidents. There was an incident involving a seasoned Korean Air pilot who narrowly missed a turn during take-off and crashed into another passenger plane. Other crash factors may include engine failure, fires caused by defective electric wires (usually the fault of the manufacturer), miscommunication between pilot and the airport control tower, poor weather conditions, disagreement between captain and co-pilot, improper sealing/storage of cargo, etc.

There are countless reasons why planes crash and having an all-female crew has never been one.

Forget those references we know women, easily carried away mostly when they are in group

Don't be surprise that immediately they noticed it, all of them would have ran out of the cockpit to the back passengers seat

I thought they said that, What a man can do a Woman can do (Even better ) so what happened, or where they watching Z-World?

galadima77:
How do you unread some things sef?

You want to know? Ok, dip your hand/finger on your anus and put it on your nose and you would understand!

I no fit laugh oooooo

Angrygoat:
E go still spoil. Na cold start dey worry your car

What's cold start?

general111:
Hello good people of Nairaland.
My fiancée to me today that her ex is requesting to meet her,and she was asking for my permission to go.
Should I grant her this request or should I be worried?

Don't grant such request, infact tell her that if she knows that she is still interested in her ex she should let you know so that you can move forward, it's not something you would tolerate from her.

The ex has nothing good to offer than wanting to feel her again because of his imagination, and your fiancee should understand she supposed to have cut off all communication from her ex.

Except if she is still having strong feelings for the ex, i would not be surprise if she jump backyard fence when you're not around to visit her ex. And when she is caught she would blame devil with artificial tears on her face like bamboo that is hungry.

Do people still do this?

ZACHIE:
Given the cost of these drugs these days, nobody needs to warn anybody anymore.

The prices will first warn you to be careful.

Beecham Ampliclox must be hovering above some people's salary now.

Ok, if salary can't buy it please go to court