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If chelse no score own goal today wetin dem gain??

HisSexcellency:
So, she currently does not have a man in her life It's only in Nigeria that people go into relationship and marriage with a checklist........
1. Must be handsome √
2. Must be rich √
3. Must be literate √
3. Romantic √
4. Must be tall √
5. Must not be stingy √

After that you then claim to have falling inlove
A true love does not require checklist.

tiri gbosa for u abegi.......
Barman....1 odeku please!!!!!

NotComplaining:
..Ageist spotted.

Im sure he will be blaming the youth for the plethora of problems Nigeria is facing while forgetting his decrepit old age is the number 1 problem!

Whatever happened to honorable retirement? Where are his royal regalia?

Nigerias ministries are brimming with men like this.

Who do you think this old fool will assign duties of the state? A young agile mind or a classmate?

There is a major disconnect between Nigeria and the feeble people running it.


Can you imagine the horrah if Buhari selected a young technocrat to replace him?

imagine.....u get mouth o....calling an 84 year old man old fool..........shebi u too go old sha....karma is a bitch

lonelydora:
It must be South Africa, Port Harcourt, or Owerri.

three commendable probabilities!!!
One bottle of odeku for u!!!!!

aremuforlife:
k
Isreal practice democracy in disguise. Don't be deceived by media
They will not tell you the atrocity Isreal is committing against Palestine.

that is an external affair.....we talking denial of basic human rights

Earlystar698:
I salut you....you just nailed it

smh.......u look so stupid with that meme....someone(obviously an unstable atheist) approved the death of a 26 year old and u are here saluting him like a shameless agbaya that u are...........karma is a bitch!!!!

Olukat:
Are you guys done cooking it?
It took INEC over a month to respond
The level of wickedness in this country is second to none

to prepare a 291 page response? Yeah it was worth the time......sm ppl would wld jst tok anyow sha!

Nonybb:
The Northerners might have had the Born-To-Rule mentality but they're more compassionate than the Yorubas even in their quest to take all

lol....now that dey are suppporting the south east they are suddenly compassionate........u guys are hypocrites i swear down

Starboytwo:
I formerly declare this thread open for market for our South eastern brothers(aka iPod)..this thread is for you....kindly enjoy while it last cuz something will definitely happen in India sooner or later.....

lmao.....guy u funnny die ooo...my belle

stephleena:
Lol...it's his wife, it's their life..I wonder what sadists would have said if she got kidnapped, or drugged or even underaged..but because they've nothing on him,they are masturbating on a man's and his legal wife's bedroom pictures.
Horn.y monkeys

u still dnt get the point do you?.....can kanu av sex.....yes......is he permitted to enjoy funny sexual escapades?..........yes of course, he is an adult and a married man at that....moreover its within the confines of matrimony............should the world be audience to it!......NO! Thats where his folly comes into play...how can a leader of such caliber carelessly record sexual escapades for personal consumption.....it speak volumes on ow vain minded he is.....its embarassing regardless of what igbo leaders might say.....the trash by mazi is equivalent to imagining martin luther king in sex videos(wit whoever...wife or slut).... Its outright embarassing.....to imself, the international community and the igbos worlwide that he pretends to fight for.

hisexcellency34:
Not surprised. Even Wole Soyinka writes terrible English. God bless late Chinua Achebe

lol...obviously....one is a nobel laurette while the other died wishing he was one............bitter soul.....

ayomidan:
so nah kids Daniel "madu" song this woman listened to make her start lectures online...another way to be noticed..anyways,good elaboration

she is a man bros

Lol....if man u no score own goal wetin dem gain

Ororororrororo

Amanew:
But the oil in Biafraland belongs to one Nigeria baa?

which oil biko........dnt let south south folks hear u o

Hh

Nobodyperson:
I will rename myself as Jesus then proceed to grow alot of hair.
Buy bleaching cream and walk into the church in robes.
The gullible Christians will bow before my feet and worship me.

i really feel for ur parents..........u must be a constant source of embarrasment to dem........realli painful

theSpark:
You want us to believe your story without any picture of the said poster?

Until you come with pictures this is just malicious slander.

chai.......oya go up...now sroll and read slowly

WetinUGain:
My knowledge about South West might be poor but I need education....A train coming from Lagos to Ibadan,why passing through Abeokuta...why not Lagos-Berger-Mowe- Redemption camp-Ibadan...

Passing through d main city of Abeokuta,is dt not waste of money..#just asking.

on the contrtary its actually cost efficient.....if dey were to go by ur theory, dey wld first link rtail tracks to abeokuta....stop....then link new ones in a entirely opposite direction to ibadan........waste of taxpayers money....

Shibaraba:
Heiiiii. This guy for dey alive wen my papa die,he for resurrect immediately with this kain lie.

Ogbeni modify your story
Bus lost control
Started brushing everyone
You happened to be there
Brush you too
Before he go park in one leg up style.

Sensei made it sound like he saw the car veering
Na so he match throttle
Ghen ghen ghen ghen
Na so he go left try match brake.
Brake no catch he come go right
Come use car guide bus till he park
Everybody start to clap
A hero has arrived

Sensei....you get sense

lol guy chill na.......true but still na d guy car stop d bus na....anyow e be...na sha im God use save dem

Op...investigate before posting....tvc is extremely clean...as in very clean...with a world class studio

What i dont understand is ow mods approved such an unprofessional post like dis....so childish....the op couldnt even hide his disdain for the west ......u must be a teemager i swear......

A lotta disease carry dose syptoms u mentioned....dont panic yet.....nevertheless go for a test.....
And in d event it turns negative.....break up wit that lady.....asap

Adaibeku:
Canada 3:1 nigeria

Zoo yoruba ladies

craze dey una head....very annoying bunch.....na wen d team dey loose una go tok say dem b yoruba women......last time they won against a bottom league team they turned the team to an igbo society appendage.......poor oshoala.....if only she wasnt wit injury........

.....
....sun burnt savages....at least we dont drink cow blood for sports.....with their national flag like native doctor complimentary card

freemanbubble:
This he wife slim sha




Slim black girls are too beautiful
My love for slim girls knows no bounds

Their beauty is second to non
Even their thigh is slim enough not to choke their vagina thereby preventing vagina odour. Which means they are odour free
Their camel is wonderful when they are on leggings
But they are too deep down there
They can accommodate anything that comes in

Tell them to sit on you and they will be very happy and rock you till the end of time

short of words nigga..
Na combo of praise and blasphemy b dis.....guy u are sick

Wu ojukwu bleached bitch help?

frowland:
Spare me this sentimental gibberish, but her so called husband was once a yahoo editing guru, so what changed?

bulllsh*t......adekunle was being sacarstic dere.....he did nt confirm d fellas silly unfounded accusation.......cant u detect sarcasm.....be intelligent

Unlimitk:
Davido's dad is an amazing engineer

u av bin noticed......oya goan sit down

Olamsoh:
Last month, Mali sacked its Army chief in response to killings of villagers by rival ethnic group.
Chad also sacked its Chief of Army Staff when 23 of its soldiers were killed by the Boko Haram.

In Nigeria, our failing security chiefs are even praised for killings of civilians.

read the post well......ode

emmancipated:
You don't trust their spoon but you truth their food with your whole life

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I tire o......top notch folly

Birniwa:
Unfortunately none of the replies above is correct, there's actually an English rule for this. When a vehicle has an ample space that can allow you to walk; like a train or bus; you use on because you're actually walking on the space to get to your seat.

For a vehicle like car where we don't get a space to walk or stand up, we use in because we're actually sitting in our seat.

I hope this helps.

hmmm oga....bus diff from bus o...what of molue.....ample space dey that bulk of metal......and na bus too oo...........