₦airaland Forum

Tajbol4splend:
Who's dating this Juliet Ibrahim?

An ugly boy called Iceberg Slim.

Chai, this village na Sodom and Gomorrah! So, these small kids are the only virgins they could find in the village.

Follygunners:
Chai.. Just imagine. See how Assembly plant look like Auto-Parts/Mechanic village for Owode-Onirin and Lawanson...

No be by force to assemble Chinese made parts for 9ja na... How many of dem dem dey drive the Chinese made cars sef?

See how dem dey beg Lala to push am to front page.. Chai

Envy is poison to the soul. It makes it's victim proud to his grave.

hajoke2000:
being a graduate does not equate being successful ......that Nigeria for u .....

she's successful! Wrong analogy.

He said 'Congratulations, you won my heart'.
And she fell down flat.

Moral of the story: Having you would be a privilege to a woman, once you have money.

SirLakes:
Why didn't you kill yourself @ 18

use ur head, what I mean is
@ 18 a normal human being should be full of life, should be fantasizing about a future that has more to offer.

"those stories you hear from brothers, uncles, big bros n sis in your hood bout campus & NYSC life. That feeling when you see your big bro n sis collect big cash when they leave for school, Those are the things that should drive teenagers to wanna see the next day, month,years"

suicide shouldnt even have a way to creep into ones mind @ that time.


Carry your frustration go another place, I ain't gat no time for ya type.

hahaha... Bros this your explanation tire me, I no go lie you! Just a sentence from me, you reply with an epistle.

SirLakes:
When I bin dey 18 year I no Even sabi wetin suicide mean.

You must have been very dumb at 18.

Charlie is really born again!!

etugba:
with members money

No, with your excrete!

Charles Oputa, Aka Charley Boy was at Christ Embassy Abuja, alongside his wife and Social media team members to thank God and give a special testimony of his salvation experience.

Link: https://www.kingsch.at/p/aFl0K0h

ABJDOT:
This fp land dedicated to Pastor E. A Adeboye, We'll see in redemption camp tonight....Happy Birthday sir.
FACTS ABOUT PASTOR E.A. ADEBOYE AT 76
1. He was born on 2nd March, 1942.
2. He hails from Ifewara, Osun state.
3. He came from a very poor family, he never wear shoes until he was 18.
4. Got admitted to Ilesha Grammar School in 1956.
5. He got Bsc in Mathematics from the University of Ife in 1967.
6. Bagged Masters degree in Hydrodynamics in 1969 from the University of Lagos.
7. Bagged PhD in Applied Mathematics in 1975 from University of Lagos.
8. His earliest vision was to be the youngest Vice Chancellor in Africa.
9. He got married in 1967 to Foluke Adenike (Nee Adeyokunnu).
10. The severe sickness of his daughter led him to The Redeemed Christian Church Of God in 1973.
11. He became bornagain under the ministration of Late Rev.Josiah Olufemi Akindayomi at The Redeemed Christian Church Of God, Ebute Metta on 29th July 1973.
12. His sold his goat and borrowed money from neighbours in order to pay for his school fees for him to enroll in the only missionary school in his village.
13. Pastor Adeboye was born on Sunday when rain falling and sun was shining.
14. His childhood nickname is ‘’The Tiger’’.
15. He was born at a time when a certain king mounted the throne in Ilesha, Osun state.
16. Pastor Adeboye was born at home on a Sunday with no one to midwife his birth process.
17. His full names :Elijah, Sunday, Olagundoye, Adetona, Enoch, Adejare, Adeboye.
18. He started his university education in University of Nigeria Nsukka but civil war forced him to University of Ife in the final year.
19. He lectured at the University of Ilorin and University of Lagos.
20. Pastor Adeboye was ordained as a Pastor in 1975.
21. He started as an interpreter for the founder of RCCG, Rev. Josiah Akindayomi.
22. At the initial stage, Pastor Adeboye’s duty in the church was to translate Akindayomi’s sermons from the Pastor’s native Yoruba language into English.
23. He got married at 25.
24. He has 4 biological Children.
25. The name of Pastor Adeboye’s father :Moses Adeboye.
26. His Father’s Profession:A farmer and a part-time traditional musician.
27. The name of Pastor Adeboye’s mother: Esther.
28. His Mother’s profession: a trader in locust beans.
29. He attended St. Stephen’s Anglican Primary School Ifewara.
30. He attended The Anglican Church before joining RCCG
31. His father died when he was in final year at the secondary school.
32. His School principal accompanied him to his Father’s burial.
33. He went back to school the same day after his father’s burial to write his exams.
34. Adeboye won the best student’s prize in Secondary.
35. At age 18,he borrowed a pair of shoes which he wore to mount the rostrum for the collection of his prizes.
36. He also borrowed a pant from a relative to wear for the prize giving day.
37. Upon gaining an admission, he joined the volley-ball team of University Of Nigeria,Nsukka.
38. He was once a boxer.
39. Pastor Adeboye once taught in a local school before gaining an admission into University of Nigeria, Nsukka.
40. In 1977, Adeboye paid 15 years rent to hire a Cocoa warehouse in Ifewara for use as a branch of RCCG.
41. Adeboye became the General Overseer of RCCG in January 1981.
42. Pastor Adeboye’s predecessor and founder of RCCG passed on to glory in November 2,1980 at the age of 71.
43. Adeboye’s modesty made him refused to be called Reverend or General Superintendent as it was the practice in RCCG then but he chose to be called General Overseer.
44. Pastor Adeboye inherited 40 parishes of RCCG in 1981.
45. Adeboye has grown the church to more than 15,000 parishes in more than 100 countries.
46. Names of Pastor Adeboye’s Children: Bolu(married to Pst Akin Adubi-The only daughter), Dare, Leke and Adeolu.
47. All Pastor Adeboye’s Children are Pastors
48. Pastor Adeboye’s son-Leke is his Personal Assistant.
49. Pastor Adeboye’s son –Dare is the RCCG, Region 8,youth Pastor, Abuja.
50. His son-Adeolu is the head of Nehemiah team at the Redemption Camp. Also the MD/CEO of a fashion outfit-Wisemen Apparel.
51. Pastor Adeboye’s only daughter Bolu Adubi is married to Pastor Akin Adubi and they pastored together at Maryland, USA.
52. Pastor Adeboye established a modern prayer camp in his hometown-Ifewara which he named Mount Carmel Prayer Village.
53. He started organizing Holy Ghost services in the Mid 80s at the RCCG Headquatres, Ebute Metta.
54. Adeboye came to international limelight on December 18,1998 when he hosted The first open air Holy Ghost Congress in Lekki-Lagos.
55. CNN and BBC reported that 1998 Holy Ghost Congress was attended by over 7 million people which was the largest gathering of people in one spot on earth.
56. In 1999, Pastor Adeboye’s Holy Ghost Congress has grown to 12million attendance.
57. Holy Ghost Congress moved to Redemption camp permanently in 1999.
58. Pastor Adeboye’s trademark wear is pintstriped suit; a gleaming white and a bow tie.
59. At every programme or function, he always wear the same attire or at times the same colour with his wife.
60. Pastor Adeboye organizes Special Holy Ghost service in March to celebrate God for his birthday.
61. Pastor Adeboye has moved Holy Ghost congress from a day program to a week long program every December.
62. He organizes the Quarterly Festival of Festival of Life in London, Uk and various cities in the US with an average attendance of over 50,000 in the Uk and 100,000 in the US respectively.
63. He established digital cable channels called-Open Heavens TV, Liveway TV and satellite Radio, RTM and Dove TV.
64. He published a daily devotional called Open Heavens annually
65. Pastor Adeboye has written over 60 books
66. 1999 – Received honorary citizenship and key of Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA.
67. 2000 – Dedicated the first chapel in the Nigerian Presidential Villa, Abuja, Nigeria.
68. 2002 – Received the key to the city of Detroit, Michigan.
69. 2005 – Received honorary citizenship and key of Dallas, Texas, USA.
70. 2005 – Received honorary citizenship and key of Baltimore, Maryland, United States.
71. 2008 – Awarded a National Honor (Order of the Federal Republic of Nigeria) by the Nigerian President.
72. 2009 – Led the Pre-Summit Prayers at the 64th General Assembly of the United Nations Headquarters, New York.
73. 2009 – Named one of The World’s Fifty Most Powerful People by Newsweek Magazine (USA).
74. 2009 – Awarded honorary doctorate degree – University of Lagos, Lagos, Nigeria.
•2009 – Awarded honorary doctorate degree – University of Nigeria, Nsukka, Nigeria.
•2009 – Awarded honorary doctorate degree in Theology – Canada Christian College, Canada.
•2010 – Awarded a National Sports Honor (Spiritual Pillar of Nigerian Sports).
75. 2011 – Chaired United Nations Global Summit on the Road Map to a Culture of Peace in the Middle East.
•2011 – Awarded honorary doctorate degree – University of Ibadan, Ibadan, Nigeria.
•2011 – Received award as the Best/Most Profitable Icon/Personality in Nigeria
•2014 – Awarded National Honour – (CON) Commander of the Order of the Niger
•2015 – Awarded Honorary Doctor of Science – University of Lagos
•2015 – Certificate of Recognition – The Congress of The United States of America
•2015 – Presidential Merit Award – The Nigerian Society of Engineers
75. He is a Child of God to the core, he is very humble, well respected by all
75+1 He recently organized Non stop 76 Hours Praises to celebrate his 76th birthday; we wish him long life and the presence of God.
75+2: He is fondly refer to by so many people as DADDY G.O .

He received a honorary doctorate from Unn only last year. Who knows how many other 'salt and pepper' was added to this?

BushWickBill:
And you the pastor's arse-licker know what he had for breakfast.
Since you are in touch with "reality" you can go ahead and extol the virtues of a man who can't keep his family together and is too proud to accept that he is not perfect.

Now hop of my mentions you brain dead Sheeple. I have no grass to feed you with your simpletonian logic.

You know all these about him ? No wonder you boldly called him Christopher. Now, take this definition of you to heart: Hungry non-sheeple, who's frustration and envy has made his brain abandon useful service for excitation of hateful, unsubstantiated and utterly baseless claims about more productive people, all for the purpose of soothing his shameless persona. Let it soak. Bye.

Guestlander:
He even ran farther away than Ojukwu. The Ikemba only got as far as Ivory Coast.
Well, a man is entitled to a slice of pizza. Afterall, man shall not live by akpu alone.

P.S He didn't actually run farther than Ojukwu.

You sure suck at geography.

BushWickBill:
Please preach to those who think it is"scriptural to be prosperous".
It's so obvious that material things will block your true progress in being a Christian.
But our fake GOs and Bishops and Pastors won't hear the message from Mr Hinn. even those frauds who copy off Benny Hinn's style (Christopher Oyakhilome-I'm looking straight at you because you have absolutely nothing original about you)

Unfortunately most Christians want the material things before the kingdom of God, that is why there are so many lying fake cheating scumbags who go to church with nothing resembling Christ posing as Christians

Christopher Oyakhilome? You have obviously lost touch with reality.

cruchenutii:
You need a spiritual bath.

Sponge = N500
Live Goat = N68,000
Red Tomatoes = 20 Basket
Black Chicken = N3,500

Just contact me, Your problem is solved

omo asun Don ready. I'm sure the sponge is to wash the kponmo thoroughly.

obowunmi:
Ugly girl but nice bress..

from a personal review of her Instagram pictures, I've come to a conclusion that one of her boobs is noticeably larger that the other. Which is a turn of for me.

Foolish people mocking what they can't even dream of.

MuttleyLaff:
He has decreed death to their antics.
Not death to the person
but death to the principality and/or personality hiding behind the person(s) or group of people behaving badly

I am sure some hearing the damnation,
out of fright would have leapt out from whoever they were squatting in

Spirits are the beings behind the bad motifs. Spirits can't die, they can only be cast out.

SAME OLD SH!T

LesbianBoy:
Conte eyaff spoil chelsea finish. In the past when chelsea was chelsea, they would never sign players like kante, drinkwater, giroud and moses won't get into the team

You never disappoint at being stupid.

If she's okay, what's your business?

Shedrack777:
No! Because You Didn't Pay Your Offering And Tithe

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Threebear:
Your celebrity status ends here on Nairaland, outside here you're nothing and no one. Get that into your thick skull. Papiikush is just a moniker, who are you outside it, take that question with you as you go to your bed this night. Perhaps only then will your village people start untying the padlock they used to hold you.

Requoting someone who isn't ready to reply your previous quote yet means that he's truly your lord and master who manipulates you at will.

iamJ:
airforce wen will u ever sabi beta thing?

abeg where is the freshness in this pix?

ritaulist feeling fly with his dirty house in omole, smelling dirty bleacher, forming posh but u dirty pass pig, spit

Antagonism at its peak. Bitterness is poison to the soul �

farem:
Every time don't judge, don't judge. You have used this clause to silence every reasonable discussion. Someone who served as Satan's General - working assiduously to meet her Master's target and died without any record of repentance.
What does the Bible says concerning such a one?
Don't be deceived by beauty or innocent look, many horrible demons come with charming looks.


Anyone who serves Satan without turning to God in repentance is going to hell

God have mercy on me

'without any record'. Just shut up Mr. Record keeper.

Mr. GUN

ddjay:
Bb 7 will still be upto 30k while bb10 upto 50k na, mtcheew

In your dream world!

Even DBanj dey claim Igwe. Who Igwe help?

kaykith05:
CEC member spotted.

✌️✌️

Firstly, understand that you are born again once and for all. You can't be born again twice. This doesn't mean you can't back slide. The problem however is that you haven't subdued the flesh.

One good way to subdue the flesh is by studying and meditating on the word. The word of God has the ability to produce in a person the ability to do it. Make up your mind to have fellowship with the word and to do the word.

AlderFadington:
LOL! I know more about my history than you know about the back of your palm.

Then the problem is self deceit. Deal with it while I ignore your next quote.

AlderFadington:
Oooh shuut up you bum, As a hausa person i can proudly say my ancestors have never been conquered or subdued by anyone. Nor have we ever been forced into accepting a religion that we didnt choose to,

Haha, your history books would do you good at this time!