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Odua1stson:
igbotic gibberish

Usu...BAT
Nwuru anwu..LONG DEAD.
Usu nwuru anwu = DEAD BAT

Odua1stson:
100% BATified
On Tinubu's mandate i stand

How can you say you're BATified? Nothing good about BATS... The symbol it represents is Evil, and whenever you see a BAT the first thing that comes to mind is, VAMPIRE. It sleeps upside down, in dirty, dingy, creepy and isolated places. Worst of all it looks UGLY, and what amazes me is, people of your nature will still eat it despite the fact it's a host to various diseases. Fare thee well

Please, follow Nairalanders, who is this, and what is he/she? What kind of Ploice Force do we have and run in this country?

So long a letter...

Reminds me of one of Sting's songs, titled RUSSIANS. Many amateurs and Conscripts will die.

He enjoys masturbating, i think. Hence his decision to be donating sperm upandan. Masturbator in disguise.. mtcheeew..

Fucking FARGOTS

She practiced what her husband preached!!

They should rename the stadium, and still use same stadium for international games. FIFA will not find out nor notice the WAYO. Kaiii...too much sense no kill me

Wimps!!

I do not believe...I I will not believe this story. Hijacked a fuel tanker, possibly a Brigder; 33 thousand litres. Found the tanker the next day with product gone. The robbers escaped leaving behind the driver and his assistant, and also their arsenal.
Conclusiion:
Arrest RRS to provide the so called robbers. Police+tanker driver and assistant+escaped robbers= 3 of them na suspects.

Our Bandits should try go after this Putin's daughter, bring her down to Zamfara. Them don hammer be that.

Wimps!!

Oga, mbok, biko, abeg, ejorr...we no follow oo!! There are other places named Lagos o!! There's a place calld Lagos in Portugal, may be Na them talk am.

Joshua should just do giveaways to Usyk, he should just stay by his corner and allow Usyk win the fight, in solidarity with Ukraine. Just do salaka

Is Buhari complaining?

Another abduction, probably whisked to the North for islamization and forceful marriage to a kola nut stained teeth Mallam or aboki.

Singing... Dem go see pepper, Dem go see yawa...
Na go...
Na Goal o!!
Victory for the Eagles

What a unique way indeed.. Very generic

Since you said your people dont like your wife, can we see her face, yes, your wife's face.

Use sandpaper to smoothen your palms, after that board God is Good motors to Abuja, drop at Uthako motor park, then enter a Keke to Aso Villa. There, you will see Buhari at the gate, putting on a white jalabia. Spit into both palms and slap him 7 times for 7 days and 7 nights. As you're slapping him, start shouting okokobioko, that way , after the seventh slap, the DSS behind him will give you some Olive oil to wash your palms, also with Ariel. Once done, your palms will be as smooth as babies butt.

This takes us back to Fela's Army Arrangements album. I bet this new album should be called Driver's Arrangement.
This December
I must Hammer!

Do you also have them on your hands+wrists? Vitiligo or Tinea versicolour. Go to a General Hospital near you.

This man, or abi na boy, is a very nutty uncle o

I love the Congo meat (snail). Tasted tortoise, then Anu enwe. Had that as a child, sometime in 1978. Quite sure you weren't born then...Lol

Akuko na Egwu Mike Ejeagha... Marwa singing off- tune. Kano and Abuja, nko?

It means you should park your car and gbapu ya oso.

I remember him, when he first came back from Belgium. He would stroll past my house with his elder brother, Patty Okwaraji, and sometimes, with his younger sister.. I've forgotten her name; had a crush on her. Whenever I see her coming back from errand, I would Chase her, run after her until she runs into someone's hand or house, to seek refuge.
I remember Sam Okwaraji's Mom coming to our house to lodge a complaint about me to my dad, regarding my harassment to her only daughter...Lol..
The next day in school, she definitely would spank the living daylights out of my bum..she was my teacher in primary school. Samuel Okwaraji was a gentle soul, he would give out jerseys to us, his neighbours, and he would plead with me not to hurt his sister. He was a true patriot.