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Music/RadioRe: Victory Gbakara Wins Nigerian Idol S8 by Counterfeit: 7:13am On Jul 17, 2023
Anarchyhuh Or, is it Anayo the guguru seller? 😆😆 I laugh in jigawa

Dshocker:
Congratulations to him...

Meanwhile, Tinubu is threatening Anarchy 🤣🤣🤣
SportsRe: Mason Mount Is Manchester United’s New No.7 by Counterfeit: 9:20pm On Jul 05, 2023
It's next week, not next month..

Englishisamust:
Man u will win
Champions league next season. Mark my words
CrimeRe: Usman Buda: Photos From The Burial Of Butcher Killed By Mob In Sokoto by Counterfeit: 7:46pm On Jun 28, 2023
Killing just because of an ordinary prophet
Science/TechnologyRe: Helen Ugoeze Okereke Develops Electronics Controlled With Speech (Video) by Counterfeit: 10:56am On Jun 27, 2023
She's a Nigerian Amazon
CrimeRe: U.S. Declares Oluwasheun Akorede Wanted For Heroin Trafficking by Counterfeit: 1:12pm On Jun 21, 2023
Heir to the throne..
FashionRe: Pictures Of Lady Having Snake Tattoo On Her Chest by Counterfeit: 11:50am On Jun 19, 2023
This is what inferiority complex causes. What an inconsequential juvenile
PoliticsRe: Oil Theft: Navy Counters Asari Dokubo, Asks Him To Mention Names by Counterfeit: 4:45pm On Jun 17, 2023
Man up Asari, and name them. Bet you, by the time you call the last name on your list... Haaa ..haa..haa..they gon whoop your black Ass!!
PoliticsRe: Allen Onyema Calls On President Tinubu To Dissolve The Nigeria Air Project. by Counterfeit: 11:04am On Jun 16, 2023
Just like arrows in a quiver
At their flight one must shiver...
It's target unknown until it pierces
Through your heart, as you pass your last faeces.
Life and death realities, it plays right in your face like in the movies

A mother blessed and cursed with many offsprings
Raped by the offsprings she begets since her husband took flight
In her home anarchy was bred, likewise Chaos, incest, murder, hate, and Love, but Love is long gone

Wonder how long we shall wait for her return
To break the bonds, loose the chains
Carry the cross and her shame
It is sad indeed her offsprings are still naked in the clothes she made


chatinent:
Oh Nigeria, a ship in stormy sea,
Struggling to sail with weight of tribalism,
Hindered by winds that blow so fiercely,
Thy journey fraught with peril and schism.
Thy people, divided by ancient lines,
Their loyalties to tribe above all,
A curse that weighs thee down and confines,
And threatens to make thy ship to fall.
But hope still shines, a light in the dark,
A chance to rise above the fray,
To steer thy ship with a steady mark,
And chart a course to a brighter day.
Oh Nigeria, may thy ship find peace
In Nigeria, a melting pot of sorts,
500+ ethnic groups do reside,
Yet three stand out like zebras in reports,
Igbo, Hausa, and Yoruba with pride.
Each group unique, with customs and beliefs,
Their cultures rich, diverse, and intertwined,
A tapestry of history and griefs,
Their stories told, their struggles oft combined.
Oh Nigeria, your people are so vast,
A land of beauty, strength, and unity,
May peace and love forever, ever last,
And all your tribes live in sweet harmony.
Let us celebrate the diversity,
And cherish each group's identity.




Like vultures circling their prey, corrupt officials swoop in to engage in bribery and embezzlement of public funds. Mention names and die; a common sing song. Just like weeds sprout in a neglected garden, corrupt officials emerge when people elect unqualified and unpatriotic people to office. They eat the fruit of the people's labor. But in all, the vultures do not suffer. They sell the scavenger life to the preys.

Like three separate boats sailing in different directions, the major ethnic groups in Nigeria do not collaborate for the betterment of the nation. Instead, each group focuses solely on advancing the interests of its own people and territory. When it comes to elections, people tend to vote like bees swarming around their hive, not based on competence but on tribe. Then why do you blame racists?


Nigeria is like a ship without a rudder, aimlessly drifting in the sea of underdevelopment due to its lack of business discipline. It's as if the country is like a bird that refuses to leave its nest and spread its wings.

Nigeria is an international village where truth is harder to find than gold.
CrimeRe: Video Of Repentant Ex-Baby Seller Confessing To Having Sold 30 Babies In Rivers by Counterfeit: 1:51pm On Jun 15, 2023
Not everyone understands the use of English and application of words and vocabularies.

EcoBrick:
It's not by force that you must comment. Save yourself the embarrassment and simply waka pass if your sense no reach to digest the gist.
HealthRe: Boils At The Back Of My Head After Shave (graphic) by Counterfeit: 1:43pm On Jun 15, 2023
Stop barbing your hair, unless you want the boils to turn to keloids, which you would not like. Whenever it starts itching you, do not scratch, rather, use your Palm or finger to rub it mildly. Do not scrub it while bathing, endure the itch, with time it will disappear. Give it three months, after which you can have a hair cut.
NB: Stop wearing that hair style, wear a low cut but not too down to your scalp, especially at the nape of your neck, it's usually sensitive to blades.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Suspends Abdulrasheed Bawa As EFCC Boss by Counterfeit: 8:30pm On Jun 14, 2023
When one Bastard goes in, another comes out..
CelebritiesRe: Moment Burna Boy Gifted Thierry Henry His Chain At The UCL Final by Counterfeit: 8:14pm On Jun 11, 2023
I felt like strangling him with
my two hands and legs.. the narration was whack

sylve11:
His property, his business. undecided cool

That guy narrating the video should please don't do it again. Kai! shocked cool
FamilyRe: My Girl Is Stressing Me. What Should I Do Please? (photo) by Counterfeit: 6:46am On Jun 10, 2023
Leave that girl before she stabs you to death ☠️ 💀 one day. Channel all ur energy to your hustle and forget that slut. She's a Slot Machine.

yungzed360:
What do I do bro?
CrimeRe: Goat Thief Handcuffed & Forced To Carry The Goat Behind Him (pics/video) by Counterfeit: 5:43pm On Jun 09, 2023
The guy and the goat look alike, are they twins😁
HealthRe: My Dick Is Bringing Out Pus by Counterfeit: 5:30pm On Jun 09, 2023
Nothing to be ashamed of, but next time make sure you use condoms. Just go to a Teaching hospital near you and see a doctor. It won't cost much.

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HealthRe: My Dick Is Bringing Out Pus by Counterfeit: 5:26pm On Jun 09, 2023
Cut it OFF!!
PoliticsRe: Atiku’s Subpoenaed Witnesses Unsettle INEC, Tinubu, APC by Counterfeit: 6:47pm On Jun 07, 2023
You must be a slowpoke, wallahi!!

ogoloray:
Pitobi and atiku should just privately tell tinubu to reimburse them on funds spent on campaign and court cases so far...

I'm sure jagaban will be more than willing to oblige them even with extra, then they can drop this stupid case, and everybody can be happy!
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Increases Minimum Wage To N40000, Reduces Workdays To Thrice A Week by Counterfeit: 6:56am On Jun 07, 2023
We have the most clueless politicians in The world resident in Nigeria.
SportsRe: Barcelona Win Second WUCL With Fightback From 2 - 0 Down by Counterfeit: 8:48am On Jun 04, 2023
Bunch of lesbians
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Hosts Bukayo Saka by Counterfeit: 7:34pm On Jun 03, 2023
Two dollar LovePeddler, an slowpoke, and I am quite sure you're from a generation of poor family...poor people sef...

IdiotOjukwu:
OMO YORUBA ATATA

OMO YORUBA PATAKI

GOD BLESS SOUTH-WEST

GOD BLESS SOUTH SOUTH

GOD BLESS NORTH-EAST

GOD BLESS NORTH-WEST

GOD BLESS NORTH CENTRAL


GOD BLESS NIGERIA
PoliticsRe: The Moment Remi Tinubu Resumed Work At Aso Rock by Counterfeit: 3:55pm On May 31, 2023
Workhuh Who employed her? Like a thief that cometh in the dead of the night, these people have come to plunder. Remo and and Seyi Tinubu are will be the ones presiding over the affairs of this country by proxy, but, Shettima will give them a run for their money, there will be total chaos in Aso Rock soon
PoliticsRe: Katsina Residents Ask Nigerians To Forgive Buhari. Welcome Him In Style by Counterfeit: 9:33am On May 31, 2023
Jokers everywhere..
PoliticsRe: Customs Seizes ₦‎200M Dry Donkey Meat Cargo Heading To South-East by Counterfeit: 9:28am On May 29, 2023
Some parts of South East, not all engage in the consumption of donkey meat. I know of Ebonyi State, and some parts of Abia State.
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FreeStuffsNG:
Donkey meat being sold in Anambra. Smh
As in donkey meat shocked

Donkey meat from Kebbi, a Hausa state with Fulani, being eaten in Onitsha and Anambra state shocked What happened to the cows and cow meat? Kebbi has fish, cow , goats and sheep, why not any of these animals instead of donkey meat? This is really unfair to meat consumers who do not know they are being fed donkey meat.

The meat must be very very obscenely cheap like the obnoxious abhored horse meat and there must probably be severe meat scarcity going on in the South East after chasing away the Northerners and Fulani. HE Soludo and NAFDAC must please get to the bottom of this. Meat from donkey should be labelled as such so people know.

This is unbelievable! Donkey meat shocked
Check my signature for free stuffs!
PoliticsRe: US Delegation Arrives Nigeria For Tinubu's Inauguration by Counterfeit: 10:01pm On May 28, 2023
She is a "waka pass'' politician, unbranded one for that matter.😁😁
CrimeRe: Businessman Loses $11m Cash In Broad Daylight Robbery In Ogun (pic) by Counterfeit: 10:57pm On May 26, 2023
Insider job
PoliticsRe: Abia State Government House Completed By Ikpeazu (Photos) by Counterfeit: 9:54am On May 24, 2023
Generic Rubbish!!!!! Kings College looks way better
Car TalkRe: ₦70M Mercedes Maybach Goes Up In Flames (Pictures, Video) by Counterfeit: 7:08pm On May 22, 2023
Guess it's one of them converted cars. Right hand to left hand Mercedes V booth 1988 models
CelebritiesRe: Hilda Baci Spends ₦1.1M On Lunch With Her Besties (pics/video) by Counterfeit: 7:04pm On May 22, 2023
Ashawo na Ashawo, no matter what you drive
PoliticsRe: Court Document Reveals How Police Frustrated Trial Of Deborah Samuel’s ‘killers by Counterfeit: 11:57am On May 19, 2023
Calling the Nigeria Police bunch of Idiots is, insulting the word "Idiot". We should rename them The Nigeria Evil Forces...NEF.
Science/TechnologyRe: Is This Snake Venomous? by Counterfeit: 1:13pm On May 18, 2023
No, it is Edibulous
PoliticsRe: Police Invade Seun Kuti's House, Seize Wife’s Phone - Sowore by Counterfeit: 9:03am On May 17, 2023
The elephant 🐘 is for carrying people's loads and properties to their station.

kingzjay:
This act is synonymous with the NPF... I just wonder what that elephant is doing in their logo.

God help us
FamilyRe: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Counterfeit: 3:14am On May 16, 2023
The best solution....it won't cost more than 5k. Yes, 5k!!
Just walk down to any fuel station, fill up your Jerry can. Walk back to your house, douse the whole house with the fuel , then set your whole house ablaze with just 20 Naira matchbox. You will start sleeping well afterwards, without any fear or intimidation from the bloody snake. Thank me later

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