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The best solution....it won't cost more than 5k. Yes, 5k!!
Just walk down to any fuel station, fill up your Jerry can. Walk back to your house, douse the whole house with the fuel , then set your whole house ablaze with just 20 Naira matchbox. You will start sleeping well afterwards, without any fear or intimidation from the blood snake. Thank me later

I am quite sure you were born in 2009, birthed by a LovePeddler, of course. Do not ask me how I knew.

backtovillage:
Osinbajo is d only challenge to Tinubu's presidency not Obi again.
Even if the court should disqualify Tinubu , don't expect that Obi or Atiku will b declared.
I don talk my own

Call Osimhen on +393319047270. Do not tell him I gave you his number. He will help, or better still message him on Twitter . Good luck

Do not blame your girl, she's wiser than you think. That unwanted pregnancy she's been avoiding is what you still gave to some other girl, she knew all you wanted was to get her laid. Carry your cross bro, and play safe next time.

RealSolution001:
The girl I truly love and want, always form busy busy for me. Although she has a shop that keeps her on duty morning till night, but after closing from the shop, you would have to beg her to come out to see you for once in one or two months before it happens. Even Sundays are no exception.

Meanwhile, this other girl I don't even love was giving me all the vibe including mind-blowing sex but look at it now, she's taken in for me and I am not in support of abortion.

How do I sort this thing out because I still genuinely love the other girl and I want to marry her. She's a good wife material and ticks most of my boxes. I also dont intend to birth children from different women.

No insult please.

Betting/gambling..is Quick sand. The more you struggle, you keep going down. Count your losses and quit. When you wake up tomorrow, look yourself in the bathroom mirror and tell yourself you're stupid, laugh whilst doing that, and that way you'll actually see how stupid you were. Just go about your normal business after that, as if nothing happened.
As for your transport fare to work, sell one of your belongings to raise money, do not go borrowing, unless you are sure of paying back.
Remain Blessed

What does this man want to chew again? He should concentrate solely on Cereals.

Says he needs an Indian name ASAP..
I am suggesting you take up Indian Hemp as your Indian name.

Hurbashola:
MOMENT REMA TREATED LIKE PRESIDENT IN INDIA


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Exactly!! The State and her Citizens are so laid back, and ashawos full that town, ehn..
Nothing spectacular in Akwa-Ibom State, don't let anyone deceive you, even the governor's performance is below par.

FellaG:
I was in Uyo 2weeks ago..u will shed tears for them.

Massive unemployment.the youths sit to play draft on a working day.the girls have slept in all the hotels.
I even went to Tropicana and for the first time in my life,I was sweating in the cinema whilst watching John wick 4.(and we were only Abt 15 persons watching).they cannot even afford the 3k to watch it.
they even took light three times and the movie had to be start afresh on one ocassion.inside the mall,the acs are not cooling.a terrible experience.
The politicians are the richest in the state..u know what that means.
infact they give NEPA light one hour three times a day.1 hr by morn,1 hr by evening and 1 hr by 2am.
Leave propaganda those guys are really suffering.
The aircraft I took to uyo and back was relatively empty..the average akwa ibomite cannot cough out 65k to fly one-way.

Look at the colorized photos above carefully,both sides of the road,do you see any sign of prosperity?

Nb...I stayed for 1 month

Man does not live by bread alone.

Bush man. That road you're seeing is older than your grand parents. Ask the engineers why the spiral design.

phorget:
Jeez! why the zigzag road? Cant they come up with a straight road?

Tinubu's road to perdition

Mufasa was only brushing and whitening his teeth the natural, herbal tooth cleanser and whitener.

I swear..this boy is an Accident waiting to happen, and a Piece of glass left there on the Beach

Love is blindness
I don't want to see
Won't you wrap the night
Around me?
Oh my heart
Love is blindness

In a parked car
In a crowded street
You see your love
Made complete
Thread is ripping
The knot is slipping
Love is blindness

Love is clockworks
And cold steel
Fingers too numb to feel
Squeeze the handle
Blow out the candle
Love is blindness

Love is blindness
I don't want to see
Won't you wrap the night
Around me?
Oh my love
Blindness

A little death
Without mourning
No call
And no warning
Baby, a dangerous idea
That almost makes sense

Love is drowning
In a deep well
All the secrets
And no one to tell
Take the money
Honey
Blindness

Love is blindness
I don't want to see
Won't you wrap the night
Around me?
Oh my love
Blindness

Also pray that life does not throw shades at you

How sure are you that you're not from your dad's secret family?

Is it your sleep? Let him sleep, it is our sleep, we love him and his sleep, like that.

Na nose man go Bleep? It can never be an obstacle nau..

Anger rests in the Bossom of a fool

Sell it off and buy yourself a brand new Roller Skate

To heaven

Do you know how many peoples father's that had died or died today?
So, we should trek from Sokoto to Epe because someone lost her dad, and how is that news? Anyways RIP to the dead.

...A case of what you ordered vs what you got

I bu nnó ezigbote akwuna mmuó, nwa Mami wóta.

IyaebeTheGreat:
Run from these type of men, see epistle on top wetin sef? I don't blame him but the confused lady that made the first approach, he don use am finish her kpatakpata. I hope she learns from this.

House is just okay..some generic bullshit as usual. I rather go to somewhere like Shangotedo or Epe, buy an Acre of land and build something worthwhile with 200 million, with some serious landscaping.

Check this out...took two years to build this..moved into this dream home 1986, built on two hectares.

Juvenile..

Eat well, sleep well, take daily multivitamins/supplements, and also exercise daily. Forget alcohol for now, if you drink, and if you must drink, make sure it's beer, and also drink responsibly. Make yourself happy, visit friends that will make you happy, laugh, etc...ever wondered why the saying- Laughter is the best medicine? Try to stay positive at all times, no matter the situations.

Just by (mere )looking... Not "M A I N" looking

detectivejones:
Just by main looking at the picture you'd know he was a stubborn tough kid

I am quite sure you and your boyfriend are not normal people.
Your boyfriend sleeps and have sexual intercourse with the dog, while you, yourself eat dogs.
Dog eater sleeping with a dog fucker.
Run for your dear life..next na your Obituary.

turmacs:
My boyfriends dog

We recently started dating about three months ago. I've visited his house quite a lot but his dog still doesn't like me. I expected after spending that long time with the dog, she would have gotten used to me but no, that dog still holds resentments towards me.

Anytime I come over, it starts barking uncontrollably. We can't even get intimate with peace of mind, it keeps barking at the doorstep while we are having sex in his room.

Until we're done and he (my boyfriend) goes out to attend to her. The dog does not allow me go near him anytime it's around always sitting next to him and growling anytime I'm close by.

I've suggested to him to kill the dog or sell it so i can have peace of mind but he said he loves the dog so much that the dog was his girlfriend before I came into his life as he had not been in any relationship before(I'm his first girl)...

I don't know what to do and I don't want to say I'm beginning to get tired of the relationship but I'm not happy. Had it been the kind of dog self was all this parlour dog or small dogs, I wouldn't have been complaining, but it's all this very big dogs. I think he said the specie is a boa bull or something...

Please I need advice...

After 40 yrs of hardwork..so, how old is she now? Story no tally, mbok.

GBAMSOLUTELY!!!

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They are all smiling.. kalu looks happy, and to him..good riddance.