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Wasted on arrival. Person wey Pastor Chris don almost make her Colo wan wear heavy crown... I laugh!
Reminds me of the type of crown Khal Drogo gave Vinaerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones.

Sowore is just gathering a clan of jokers to his camp.🤣

Abeg where is Chidi Lloyd self, wet use mace break person head for RSHA that year 🤣

"Is Vibrator a crime?"🤣
Justice for vuuuum
[quote author=Chickenandchips post=139538104]"How can having a vibrator bring us shame? Did you mean to arrest us for possessing a v!brator?"

Who settle this argument!

"How can having a vibrator bring us shame? Did you mean to arrest us for possessing a v!brator?"

Who settle this argument! pic.twitter.com/ZumeH3L901

— Emeka Ejimadu (@Emekaa_Ejimadu) May 27, 2026

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When the show starts I bet you that dick won't act drunk. 🤣

nlfpmod:
This video of a heavily intoxicated man being carried by two women from outside into a house and placed on a couch, has gone viral.

Stay away from Alcohol if your head no guide....

Brotherhood is angry at this man.

Nothing you wan tell me....This man is from Ekwulobia. pic.twitter.com/35RnCFiJYG

— Onwa_Nnewi (@Kene_Nnewi) May 27, 2026

But you seem to be tempting her knowing fully well that she has answered her call

udofia234:
No now! Bro!! I did not force her o....

Sowore?
AAC Presidential candidate?
Here we go again in 2027!
🙄

If you cannot respect her nunship then we will escort you to jail.

udofia234:
Just like I was advised by my niggas here to let everything rest, that she has moved on and our parts are now different.....


So I told her I've forgiven her from my heart, that I have one last wish .....


If only she can at least grant it for me for the sake of the love we once shared...... I know some might find this story fictitious, but I don't care, it's happening to me just this week....


Back to my wish......


I told her I wanted to have sex with her as a goodbye and we can now part for ever .......



She became mad at me and insisted she'll level up a charge against me....



Guys I'm only seeking an advise please....
Have I committed any punishable crime under the law? It was just a harmless conversation........



I never knew she has changed so much to a wicked and devlish nun....

After all she did to me she's sueing me... The man she kept telling 8 years ago that she loved with all her life.....

This show she never loved me.....


I got it was a joke until I was contacted today by court baliff ....... 😠😠😠
...


You can see how women change?




She even threatened to go to my parents parish to report them to the Reverend father so they'll be bared from holy Communion and worker..... Please is this not wickedness? How does this concern my parents?


I know I messed up! Was eaten up by unforgiveness now see where it's going for me now......


I'm thinking of also threatening her that I'll write and accuse her before mother General of seducing me into asking her for sex.....

I need your candid advise, this is my life line for now......



Legal luminaries in the house help me out......

Our police is one of the most corrupt in the Africa. Know this and this would not come as a surprise. Wait till you see Egbetokuns next move.

enemyofprogress:
How did these men become so rich in less than three years of serving as Inspector General of Police?

Two former Inspectors General of Police under former President Muhammadu Buhari, Usman Alkali Baba and Abubakar Mohammed Adamu, both contested for governorship tickets under APC in Yobe and Nasarawa States.
Both men bought APC nomination and expression of interest forms reportedly worth about ₦50 million each.

These were public servants. Police officers who spent most of their careers in government service. Yet immediately after leaving office, they suddenly became wealthy enough to spend ₦50 million on forms alone, not including campaigns, consultations, logistics, delegates, and elections that could easily cost over ₦500 million or more if they had won the primaries. And Nigerians are expected not to ask questions?

Abubakar Adamu served as IGP from 2019–2021. Usman Alkali Baba served from 2021–2023.

In less than three years in office, they became powerful political figures with enormous financial strength. Meanwhile, millions of Nigerians became poorer during the same period. Inflation exploded, insecurity increased, businesses collapsed, and the economy suffered heavily.

This is why many Nigerians keep asking: What really happened during the Buhari years? How did public service suddenly become a gateway to massive wealth? Why are retired security chiefs immediately turning into heavyweight politicians?

The painful part is that ordinary Nigerians struggle daily to survive, while many former public officials move from government office straight into politics with unbelievable financial capacity.

Nigeria cannot truly recover from what Buhari, Tinubu and APC did to this country until citizens begin asking hard questions without fear or tribal sentiments.

Some truths are uncomfortable, but silence has cost this country too much. How did these men become so rich in less than 3 years of serving as Inspector General of Police?

Ndubuisi Nicholas Ifedoro ✍🏻


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Why is her face burnt like this, if she cannot reface the face is it political office money that will do it?

abc115:
The old woman who defeated Aisha Yesufu in the Abuja NDC Senatorial primaries has no social media account, she doesn't go on TV stations to rant like a pregnant racoon.

She has the structure and Aisha has social media likes and shares and elections are not won on social media.

Upon all the gragragra 😂

✅Grandma who has never appeared on live TV
✅Grandma who has never tweeted
✅Grandma who has never condemned Tinubu
✅Grandma who has not rejected the national anthem

✅Defeated noise maker, Aisha Yesufu 😂

Politics no be gragragra.

If you are still like that from 2022 and now 2026 then you need to work on yourself really hard. Learn to let go of things especially for your own sanity and well being of your soul. Remember forgive those who sin against you and God will forgive you too of your sins. The Almighty God is very strict about this !

Anuoluwa12345:
Good evening, pls I need help on something
I don't even know how to put it well, but I will try my best to explain a little..and I seek sincere advice from matured and experienced ppl on the forum.

I am a type that when I love ppl, I love them wholeheartedly..to the extent that I will give in all my best to them.. be it family members or non. When I tell you I gat your back, then I truly mean it. But the problem now is, when these ppl hurt me. I don't know how to handle it, I don't even know if I will call it unforgiving spirit or maybe cause I remember things alot, I will surely not forget.

It's not as if I won't forgive them o, I will but, to make that relationship between me and that person smooth back.. it's not possible.. the distance will always be there.. tho before I get angry or pick offence it takes long, but once it happens like this! I know I have lost relationship with that soul.

Some of my relatives (extended fam) offended me, and since about 3 yrs now, these ppl have been sending different ppl just to beg me and talk to me etc.. in order to make things back, but it's just not working!. Cuz I know myself.

And I am a type that, once I vex, I don't look back..even if the person has done a lot of things etc.. I have tried my best but it's just not working. And I understand the fact that there is no how there won't be argument among humans, it's not possible.

My greatest fear now is, what if I marry, is this how It will be towards my husband, someone I claim I love? Pls how do I tackle this problem before I reach that stage, pls I need sincere word of wisdom from elders, else why I come to a faceless forum to pour out my mind.

What's wrong with that. They are both single.

Sonnobax15:

Na WA.

You mean the ambassador of the 5th arm of Nigerian govt wanted to sleep with you

Well,trust anything that comes out of the mouth of a Nigerian banny at your own riisk. Even if you are eager to trust anyone at all,try as much as possible to add small seasoning to it

Reports from the cabinet?🤣
You know nothing bro, and so does your President!

TokoEkambi:
Lolz. Ask any neutral and you'd know where more psychiatric hospitals are needed. Your agulu messiah even said he takes advice from madmen. Lolz. What other proofs do you want that'll be stronger than the one your can-never-do-wrong agulu messiah gave? That's apart from a president knowing where psychiatric hospitals are needed after getting reports from his cabinet. Lolz.

China's railway and metro system is so dynamic. Infact their entire transport system.
Intra city buses charge just 2¥- 3¥ to any destination even as far as Badagry to Epe .
3¥ is not up to 650 naira
Populated countries like Nigeria need to do more

I see your sarcasm. But really it's the south west that needs more psychiatric hospitals. If they build 25 in the SE they should build 50 in the SE and 100 in the North 🙄

TokoEkambi:
He also forgot to add that Nigeria's economy will become 10x bigger than that of the US by his second day in office. (Buhari really messed up not building those 15 psychiatric hospitals he promised for the SE before leaving office).

What do you mean. Even with the present government aren't there some people who are crying. If you are not crying your own cry will still come. There is enough cry to go around

agabusta:
That's the only one you are interested in. That's sort of a bitter take.

Be careful what you wish on others, you may be the one to cry eventually.

In 2026?
Which company still does that?
Abi you wan deliver free newspaper

Bobbyrayzor:
I am looking on foot courier job, I can deliver and also do pick ups, as I don't have a bike, I am located in Mowe,
Thank you

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you leave story dey find punctuation

Sonnobax15:
Guy,you get quarrel with full-stop?

You forgot to add that many people will cry... 🤣

Bsssss:
If Peter Obi takes the oath of office in 2027, let’s be honest: the era of "business as usual" will end the very next morning. It won't be a magic wand performance, and it won't be an overnight fix—but it will be a level of disruption that the establishment is not prepared for.
If you are expecting a "soft landing" for the corrupt, think again. Here is exactly what we should expect during those first 100 days:

1. The End of Waste: Say goodbye to endless convoys and frivolous foreign junkets. The era of government-funded luxury is ending.

2. Audit Season: Ministries and agencies will face serious heat. Expect hidden contracts and inflated budgets to become front-page national scandals.

3. The Subsidy Reality: The conversation will return immediately. It will be painful, but this time, there will be a structure behind it.

4. Market Sentiment: The Naira might swing wildly at first...but watch as serious investors start taking notice once they see fiscal discipline.

5. Silence of the Parasites: The political middle-men and "connection" contractors will go quiet once the supply chain of free money dries up.

6. Renewed Hope: The energy among Nigerian youths will shift the national mood. Hope is a powerful tool for rebuilding.

7. The "Old Guard" Resistance: Expect the status quo to fight back. The old elite will not give up their grip on power without a massive, noisy battle.

8. Institutional Friction: Expect tension between the Presidency and established institutions that have grown comfortable with corruption.

9. Competence over Godfatherism: Appointments will be driven by merit. The era of "Who is your godfather?" is heading to the exit.

10. Education First: ASUU and universities will finally get the attention they deserve, not just in words, but in policy and funding.

11. The Brain Gain: Nigerians in the diaspora will start looking back home. Stability is the only thing they need to return.

12. Corruption Headlines: Expect a flurry of cases in the news. The cleanup will be visible and loud.

13. Forced Transparency: Governors will
suddenly realize that "transparency" is the new trend.

14. Digital Revolution: The civil service will be forced to move from paper files to digital, efficient operations.

15. NASS Drama: Attempts to cut National Assembly waste will create enough drama to last a lifetime, but it’s a necessary fight.

16. Market Confidence: Watch the stock market. Confidence returns when investors see that the leader is actually in charge.

17. Initial Hardship: Fuel prices won't drop overnight. It will be tough, and the critics will try to use this to fan the flames of unrest.

18. The Media War: Once reforms touch the pockets of the powerful, the media attacks against Obi will intensify to an unprecedented level.

19. The Digital Battleground: Online division will hit an all-time high. The clash between those who want progress and those who want the status quo will be daily.

20. The Psychology of Leadership: Most importantly, Nigerians will finally feel a sense of responsibility from the top. That alone is a massive shift.

We are talking about a total reset. It won't be easy, and it won't be pretty for those feeding off our national wealth, but it is necessary for a New Nigeria.

What do you think? Will the establishment be able to stop this, or is the change inevitable? Let's discuss.

If the puppy is healthy get it vaccinated immediately. No worries yet.

Angie30:
Hello,
I want to get a 7 weeks puppy but the owner says he hasn’t been vaccinated. When I googled it says dogs should be given their first vaccine against parvo by 6 weeks.
I once had a dog that was down with parvo and I know how much it cost to cure the dog plus the pain he went through, so I just want to know if getting this dog and vaccinating at 7 weeks is risky.

Wetin your eyes see na Wetin me self wan see 😆

EmmyMaestro:
Wetin you wan see



Anyway I have the uncensored picture

Please use his full name in your caption. The name Chike don cast.

Kosiso12:
Chike Obimma: Meet Anambra Rising Star of the Year



Source : https://www.thisdaylive.com/2026/05/03/corporate-lawyer-obimma-to-be-honoured-as-rising-star-of-the-year/

This is the effect of too much stereotyping of single mothers.

Goo0dHardDick:
This is pathetic!

A girl i used to know even though I collected my own share of the national cake before dumping her quckly. I heard she killed her child.

I saw her around a place where I went to buy something, and a friend there knew her. He told me about her even though I acted like I didn't know her. He didn't tell me she was a single mother and I was shocked why he would skip that part because I knew she was a single mother. I brought it to his notice and he said the girl told him that her baby is dead. That she died of cold. I thought he was joking but after further discussions he had with her later on, we were surprised to discover she was the one that actually killed the child. A year and some months old child.

According to her, she said no guy wants her. That any guy that comes her way and whenever she tries to be honest and truthful to him by telling him she had a child by mistake and she's a single mother, that is the last time she'll hear from that guy.

A girl of about 20. Why going to the length of killing a child? Isn't that murder? Nawa oo. You women should learn to close your legs or use protection.

Cc Seun mynd44 justwise nlfpmod farano

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Please where is the footage?this news is incomplete with all the blurring 🙄

EmmyMaestro:
House Help Caught on CCTV Dancing N@ked, Blames Heat as Madam Raises Alarm

A house help has been caught on CCTV camera dancing naked inside her employer’s home, leading to shock and concern from her madam.

According to reports, the incident was discovered when the employer reviewed footage from a security camera installed in the house. The video allegedly showed the domestic worker dancing without clothes inside the room.

When the employer confronted her about the behavior, the house help reportedly explained that heat was doing her, claiming that the house was too hot and that was why she removed her clothes and danced naked.

However, the employer said the explanation was confusing, as the house is equipped with air conditioning. She expressed surprise that the worker still claimed the environment was hot despite the cooling system being available.

The madam further alleged that this was not the first time such unusual behavior had occurred. She claimed that on some occasions, the house help was seen walking around naked and even washing plates in the kitchen without clothing.

Because of these repeated incidents, the employer said she has become concerned and is now closely observing the situation. She also suggested that the behavior may be unusual and needs attention, although she did not provide further evidence for her suspicions.

As of the time of this report, there has been no official statement from the house help beyond her explanation, and no involvement of law enforcement has been confirmed.

The situation has continued to generate reactions, with many calling for proper handling of domestic workers and clearer communication between employers and employees to avoid misunderstandings or conflict.

Chike name don cast 🤣
[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=139428960]Husband locks wife and alleged lover inside her shop after catching them together

A viral incident has sparked reactions online after a man allegedly caught his wife with another man inside her shop and reportedly locked them in before driving away.
The development triggered widespread conversations about infidelity, relationships, and public embarrassment.

Social media users have reacted massively to a viral incident involving a man who allegedly caught his wife with another man inside her shop.

According to reports circulating online, the husband reportedly locked both individuals inside the shop after discovering them together before driving away from the scene.

The incident quickly became a trending topic online, with many Nigerians sharing mixed reactions, jokes, and opinions about infidelity in relationships.Travel Tips Nigeria

Reacting to the situation,

@baskelebe wrote: “We don dey get plenty Chike for street.”

Another user, @FortetaJoh46526, commented on the emotional impact of infidelity.

“Season of catching cheating partners… Pray never to find yourself in this position.”

Some social media users expressed sympathy for the husband, while others focused on the public embarrassment surrounding the incident.

@AdioOjoOla stated:

“Imagine as I dey shame for that man inside the shop.”

Another commenter, @Topmost901, added:

“Imagine wetin go dey go on for the man’s wife. At this moment she willing to disappear.”

The incident also sparked controversial reactions online, with some users making harsh comments about relationships and trust.

@itzfemo wrote:

“Shop that the man paid for. Women are evil.”

Others questioned why the story gained so much attention on social media.

@vizzyguyy commented:

“Nigerians and not minding their business. Because why’s this even trending.”

Some users also linked the situation to ongoing viral conversations surrounding alleged relationship scandals involving celebrities.

@ShyneMoore20 joked:

“How many Sandra are unlocked now.”

Meanwhile, @wayveeofficial lamented the increasing normalization of cheating in modern relationships.

“Cheating has become so normalized, it’s crazy.”

Man Catches Wife Cheating With Another Man in Her Shop, Locks Them Inside and Drives Off👀 pic.twitter.com/P4eSXaMlLK

— Dami’ Adenuga (@DAMIADENUGA) May 16, 2026

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What is his definition of innocent when the innocent are largely regarded as infidels by the kiklers?

ogododo:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/05/were-not-planning-to-wipe-out-christians-sultan/

How many people they wan kill with only 4 groundnut? Anyway the sender,the recipient and the murderous policemen must be prosecuted. The driver and courier might not know anything much because the waybill job has now become very careless with attention only on money.

Eba50:
Just giving that late dude some beating with slaps, then arrest the sender and the next receiver, taking em to court would have simply ended it. But wait oh, boys these days eh. Them wan use the gun kill people to for sapele. Pistol for that matter

Madt oh.. 🤣
Omo see format.
Though we don't pray to have a cheating wife, but this is a silent last card.

Only in Africa?
Go and do evil and see....

Nwaikpe:
This is how events in Africa unfold:
1. A random thing happens to someone, and he blames it on another by making something happen to that person.
2. The victim now sees what happens and tries to fight back,
3. The circle continues until one or both go down.

Betwixt:
What of the person who harmed the fried (if at all she was harmed), had as part of the package, "a friend confessing and running mad?"

It is only in Africa, Nigeria specifically, that people run mad for confessing, rather than being set free by it. The real culprit is surely by the side.

Thunder will fire you for this false and misleading caption.

Pack out

Smartguyboy:
I got a message today from the management in charge of the apartment I am living they increased the rent from #1,250,000 to #2,000,000 and my rent will expire this September . Please lawyers in the house what can I do ?