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Romance › Re: Female Neighbor Threatening Me With Jail. by Countersam(m): 10:49am On Jun 25
You can't marry someone older than you and you get mind dey Knack am Raw. There are many single mothers because of guys like you.
No be every txtx you see you go fxck even if it's free.
papiSNEH:
Good day everyone..

my narration may be long but please bear with me. i'm the type that loves keeping things low-key, minding my business and staying on my lane. I don't look for people's trouble but that doesn't mean if they look for mine i won't double it.

anyways long story short. i moved in into my present compound, mostly tenants here are family people. Apart exchanging pleasantries "Good morning",and "Good evening", i don't talk to any fellow tenant. and as someone who mostly works remote and into crypto, e no go hard them to tag me one name i just day my day.

so after like 2 or 3 months i parked in, then moved in a single lady that should be probably in her mid or late 30s but body her body na killer. she's always own her lane, goes to work early and back by evening,she constant keeps straight face and hardly greet or talk to anyone but a little soft when it's me. later i started noticing her kind of dodoyo eye contact.

i wasn't much surprise, one evening while i standing beside front of our estate's gate with the delivery bike-man receiving my package. as she was returning back from work, she walked up to me there and asked if i have eaten shawarma pointing one shawarma spot opposite end. saying yesterday was her first time trying their's and since then she haven't been her self...(in my mind was like why are you tell me all this or should i go and fight them?)....and that her day was hectic with diarrhea and fever all join. as we where going in, i asked hope she have taken medicine atlest to stop the running stomach she said yes but the ones she took ain't that effective and wants to get another one. i then told and directed her to a big pharmacy in our area, that after she gets home and freshens up she can go there and get the medicine. but she then insist that i must follow her, that she's tired and we going together will energize her. inside my mind i just smiled and talking inside me "watin u dey find for sokoto no worry e dey inside my shokoto, body go tell you soon". i didn't give her a forward answer i told her i'm going in, to try the package i just receive and do some few things but when she's done she can come to my apartment to call me if i'm less busy by then i will escort her to the pharmacy.

so from that very day that's how me and she became close, we started running parol and i dey constantly give her watin no good.. within me i know fully nothing is attached . my own is to keep the engine running for her Mr.Right to come drive the car away. i later got to know she's a bank in a top position too and she gallant well well. she has a large heart unless i didn't ask. her net worth can relocated family of 5 to US and they would hit the ground running immediately ..everything was matured and going smoothly but the only problem is the she's against us using bulletproof whenever we want to go to war cos she likes it raw...to my own understanding she's no longer a baby she will be tiding things up care of herself and taking after pills.

things have going on for over 8months now and no issues. so past Friday she came to my apartment telling lately she've not been feeling to well that on her back home, she branched the hospital to receive her result and that she's pregnant. immediately i asked her Pregnant ke? how? are you a baby ? don't you know how to prevent?.i then asked her what she wants about all this, she replied i should do what a man supposed to do.. supposed to do keh? of all the people in this world na banker i go come marry? people way too dey chop dem selfs office. colleague go chop, manger go chop even big customers ain't left out.. na watin innocent me wan come chop till i kpeme. I am 75% sure i'm the one that got her pregnant but DNA must clear the 25% doubt.

i then told her that i'm not ready for any of this. that i have goals to achieve and the one i score in her post is not one of them.. she went crazy after the drama she left but since then i have been receiving threatening messages and calls from unknown fellows but me i no send.. she can't rope me with belle.. i can't marry someone that's older than me.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Bath Women Looking For Husband To Free Them From Spiritual Husband. by Countersam(m): 5:13am On Jun 24

Education › Re: Newly Inducted Female Doctor Shares Garri As Souvenir At Her Induction Ceremony by Countersam(m): 5:06am On Jun 24
Hope Motell go the party? 😂
ThompsonJoo:
[/b]After nearly a decade at the Ambrose Alli University College of Medicine in Ekpoma, a newly inducted medical doctor, Dr Wilson Efua Stephanie, has moved many with a deeply emotional and unusual souvenir, a pack of garri.[b]

In a heartfelt reflection on her journey, she described garri as her savior throughout the demanding years of medical school.

She recalled how there were many difficult days when lectures were overwhelming, finances were tight, and survival often depended on the simplest meals. Through it all, garri remained a constant source of comfort that helped her push through exhaustion, pressure, and uncertainty.

Now fully inducted as a doctor, she chose to mark her achievement in a symbolic way. Instead of luxury items or conventional souvenirs, she held up garri as a reminder of everything she endured to reach the finish line.

To her, it is more than food. It represents sacrifice, endurance, quiet struggle, and the journey from hardship to triumph, a story now sealed with the title of doctor.

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSCJ7uBdS/
Crime › Re: NDLEA K9 Dog Sniffs Out Drugs From A Car In Lagos Roadside Operation by Countersam(m): 5:04am On Jun 24
Upon all the wisdom in your hustle na bingo bring you out. 🤣
nlfpmod:
Here is a video of National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) officers in Lagos using a K9 dog to search vehicles and uncover wrapped packages suspected to be hard drugs during a roadside operation.

While some Nigerians have hailed the NDLEA for their exploits, others claim the clip is staged due to details like the driver wearing a face mask, visible camera presence, and straightforward packaging of the substances.





What do you think about the video?

Educational Services › Re: Photos Of Maduka University Students by Countersam(m): 4:55am On Jun 24
If they're fat now na still you go complain say na only food they dey eat...😂
PulaPower:
Why do they all just look pale kind off?

Upon all the school fees, so if I send ma pikin go this school, him no go fit see beautiful girl knack? Waste of money

Unilag don dey okay

Politics › Re: Several Failed Prophecies Of Primate Ayodele Documented By Femi Adesina by Countersam(m): 5:03am On Jun 23
You cannot shame the shameless 🤣
onyenatruchi:
The 12 Failed Prophecies Documented by the Nigerian Presidency

Former Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, published an official public release titled "8 Times Primate Ayodele Lied Using God's Name". The document fact-checked and verified the following eight specific failed predictions made by the false prophet

1. The 2015 Presidential Election: Ayodele explicitly prophesied that Goodluck Jonathan would win. Jonathan lost the election.

2. Kaduna State Election: He stated the People's Democratic Party (PDP) would win Kaduna by a narrow margin. Nasir el-Rufai of the All Progressives Congress (APC) won instead.

3. Yobe State Gubernatorial Election: He prophesied a PDP victory, but the APC won the state.

4. Gombe State Gubernatorial Election: He predicted a PDP victory, which was won by the APC.

5. Benue State Gubernatorial Election: He predicted another PDP win, but the APC claimed victory.

6. Lagos State Gubernatorial Election: He declared that "PDP will shock APC in Lagos". The APC won the state comfortably.

7. The South-West Bombing Forecast: He prophesied that Boko Haram terrorists would successfully bomb the South-West region of Nigeria, which never occurred.

8. The Vacant Seat Prediction (2017): While President Muhammadu Buhari was away on a long-term medical vacation, Ayodele declared that the presidency was permanently vacant and that Buhari would never return to office. Buhari returned and finished his term.

9. The 2024 U.S. Election: Publicly declared that Kamala Harris would win the U.S. presidency. Donald Trump won the election.

10. The 2023 Nigerian Election: Formally prophesied that Atiku Abubakar was divinely chosen and would win the presidency. Bola Ahmed Tinubu won.


11. The 2023 Presidential Election Tribunal: Published in his annual Warnings to the Nations book, he prophesied that the tribunal would nullify the election results, forcing a fresh election or rerun. The tribunal officially upheld Tinubu's victory. Facebook Guardian Ni...

12. State Deputy Governors' Mass Ouster: He
prophesied that the deputy governors of Abia, Ebonyi, Kano, Sokoto, and Taraba states would be locked in severe feuds and removed by their principals. The state officials publicly rejected the claims, and no such mass removals occurred.

Sports › Re: SA Gushes Over Beautiful Bafana Bafana Fan At World Cup Match - PICTURES by Countersam(m): 2:59pm On Jun 20
Her boyfriend is a Nigerian. If you like...
RandDigital:
A gorgeous Bafana Bafana fan went viral online after a broadcast camera captured her stunning beauty during a crucial national team match. The clip was uploaded to TikTok on 18 June 2026 during South Africa's intense fixture at the Atlanta Stadium in Georgia. The woman’s vibrant Zulu attire and graceful face captured the hearts of local viewers who rallied online to see her smile.

The live television broadcast briefly moved away from the pitch to capture a South African woman looking worried in the stands. At that moment, the national team was trailing behind as the scoreboard read 1-0. Despite the tense atmosphere on the field, the woman’s striking beauty and bright traditional attire, beautifully inspired by the colours of the South African flag, mesmerised viewers back home.

Social media users recorded the television screen to share her image across various platforms. TikTok user @owami_focus shared the footage, pleading with Bafana Bafana to turn the game around and secure a result to make the elegant supporter happy.

Many viewers were in awe of her flawless appearance, with several noting that they knew the moment she flashed on screens, she was destined to trend across the country.

VIDEO
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSQ3vbKtu/

Celebrities › Re: Who Is More Beautiful Between Cristiano Ronaldo’s wife And Semenyo Girlfriend by Countersam(m): 5:14am On Jun 20
Wetin concern us. Create a soapy group for this
PJI161616:
Who is more beautiful between this two ladies, Cristiano Ronaldo and Black stars striker Semenyo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCj5tPiv92k?si=zpFGTTeKoTstyRsd

Romance › Re: House Of Representative Member Caught Cheating In Hotel by Countersam(m): 5:12am On Jun 20
Stale story. Bring new and quality news forward please
Lilosama:
A House of Representatives member has been linked to a scandal after allegedly being caught twice in a hotel with another man’s wife — while she continues returning to him despite the damage caused at home.

But beyond the headlines, there’s a deeper message here.

Many men waste time, energy, and emotional investment trying to compete for or “fix” a woman who repeatedly shows where her loyalty lies. When behaviour is consistent, it stops being confusion and starts being a pattern.

The lesson is simple: stop over-investing in situations where respect is not being returned. If someone keeps choosing chaos, distance yourself and protect your peace.

Know when to walk away.


Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyAfWMrpar4?si=znpIc4mpMkQWQ-EA

Business › Re: Access Bank Overtakes First Bank As Nigeria’s Largest Bank By Branch Network by Countersam(m): 11:59pm On Jun 19
Access bank will be nothing today without Intercontinental bank. We had alot of strategic bank branches. Know this and know peace.
Lojical1:
Source:
https://nairametrics.com/2026/06/11/10-largest-banks-in-nigeria-by-branch-network-in-2026/


Do you think digital banking will eventually make traditional banks irrelevant in future ?

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Gave 177 Cars To Traditional Rulers, Judges In Anambra In 2013 by Countersam(m): 11:57pm On Jun 19
Still better than buying judges with houses. 🙄
Olofofo247ng:
2013: Peter Obi distributes 177 Jeeps to traditional rulers in Anambra + fleets of cars for judges. 📸

Obi is shouting “reckless spending" now
Peter Obi’s supporters: Hypocrisy is a hell of a drug.

source
Crime › Re: EFCC To Probe VeryDarkMan, Deji Adeyanju Over Alleged Terrorism Financing by Countersam(m): 11:53pm On Jun 19
VDM sponsor terrorist?
So you people did not see more suspicious people to be investigated. Yeye dey smell..
TemplarLandry:
This is great news, that self-righteous brute called vdm has to be grounded.

Culture › Re: They Don't Live In Lekki And Should Stop Claiming Lekki ! by Countersam(m): 1:33pm On Jun 18
If you are done,I am done!
You will soon tell us people staying in Badagry are claiming Mainland.
ariesbull:
Are you done
Culture › Re: They Don't Live In Lekki And Should Stop Claiming Lekki ! by Countersam(m): 5:19am On Jun 18
Na your claim? Oga rest.
You dey whine
ariesbull:
Living in areas like Agungi, Jakande, Awoyaya, Ologolo, Langbasa, or Ajah does not mean you live in Lekki. These are distinct communities located off the Lekki-Ajah Expressway.

Only residents of Lekki Phase 1 and Phase 2 can accurately say they live in Lekki. Many people (including some bloggers and content creators) casually lump all these areas together as “Lekki,” but that is geographically inaccurate.

It’s the same logic as Palm Grove, Onipanu, or Obamkoro, all of which are off the Ikorodu Expressway. People who live there don’t go around claiming they live in Ikorodu, because they understand the distinction.

Let’s get the locations right.
Self-education is free.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
Awon Olodo!

Politics › Re: The Most Courageous Man In Nigeria Right Now.. by Countersam(m): 5:16am On Jun 18
Without mentioning his name in the caption. I just know say na BDM. ❤️
MONEY247:
Martins otse popularly known as verydarkman is the most courageous youth standing against oppression and government inconsistency..

He has carried the burdens of many nigerians and without fear pressure the government for more seriousness in delivering the best when it comes to welfare...I love his courage ....

It takes a lot
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Releases Official Agreement With Iran. Read The 14-point Text by Countersam(m): 5:14am On Jun 18

Travel › Re: How Much Does It Cost To Get An International Passport by Countersam(m): 5:12am On Jun 18
Says a false prophet
FalseProphet1:
If you come for prayers in my spiritual center, you won't need a passport to go anywhere. Just book your flight to US or Canada and enter the plane. Once you land they won't stop you or ask you any questions. If they do tell them you're the son of fire, and you carry fire, and they will make way for you to go.

This I have seen.

Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africans Blame Xenophobia For Taxi Business Collapse by Countersam(m): 5:09am On Jun 17
Una never see anything
SecuritybriefNg:
Let's Discuss About This.
Crime › Re: Court Sentences Hauwa’u Mukhtar To Death By Hanging by Countersam(m): 5:03am On Jun 17
Nairaland General › Re: “We Have Lost An Angel” — Ogunsan, Mourns DCP Salihu Khan by Countersam(m): 2:20am On Jun 16
No Nigerian policeman is an angel.
May his soul RIP
Godspowerpro:
“We Have Lost an Angel” — LSSTF ES/CEO, Dr. Ogunsan, Mourns Lagos Command DC Admin, DCP Salihu Khan

‭Psalm 150:6 KJV‬
[6] Let every thing that hath breath Praise the LORD. Praise ye the LORD


The Executive Secretary/CEO of the Lagos State Security Trust Fund (LSSTF), Dr. Ayodele Ogunsan, has expressed profound sadness over the passing of Deputy Commissioner of Police, DC Administration of the Lagos State Command, DCP Khan Salihu, describing the late senior officer as “a complete gentleman” whose life was defined by kindness, professionalism, and selfless service.

Dr. Ogunsan, while condoling with the family of the deceased, the Inspector General of Police, the Commissioner of Police, the management team, officers and men of the Lagos State Police Command, said the sudden death of DCP Khan represents a painful loss not only to the Nigeria Police Force but also to the broader security community in Lagos State.

“We have lost an angel,” Dr. Ogunsan said. “DCP Khan Salihu was one of the finest officers I had the privilege of knowing. He was cultured, extremely nice, humble, and always willing to help. He carried himself with dignity and treated everyone with respect, regardless of status or position.”

The LSSTF CEO noted that throughout his distinguished career, the late senior officer earned the trust and confidence of the senior leadership of the Lagos State Police Command through his dedication, loyalty, and unwavering commitment to duty. According to him, DCP Khan served the Command diligently and remained a dependable pillar within the leadership structure of the Force.

Dr. Ogunsan further praised the late officer’s exceptional human relations skills, describing him as a bridge-builder who was admired by colleagues and stakeholders alike for his calm disposition, accessibility, and readiness to support worthy causes.
“His professionalism was exemplary, but beyond that, he was a genuinely good man and lover of God. His passing leaves a void that will be difficult to fill,” he said.

He added that the security community in Lagos State will remember the late senior officer as a man who served with honour and touched countless lives through his kindness and dedication.

While praying for the peaceful repose of the departed officer’s soul, Dr. Ogunsan urged the bereaved family, friends, and colleagues to take solace in the remarkable legacy of service, integrity, and compassion that DCP Khan leaves behind.
Crime › Re: BREAKING: EFCC Intercepts Gold Bars Worth ₦4 Billion At Kano Airport, Trail Link by Countersam(m): 2:19am On Jun 16
Illegal mining.. this fuels insecurity too with the attendant influence from foreign countries. Zamfara and other illegal mining states need to be really put on watch. Alot of theft is happening.... If China can be buying ordinary sand from Zamfara just to source for mineral then why should we still be living in poverty in Nigeria.
Oluwabash:
BREAKING: EFCC Intercepts Gold Bars Worth ₦4 Billion at Kano Airport, Trail Linked to Former Zamfara State Governor, Yari


A credible insider source within the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has disclosed that operatives of the anti-graft agency successfully intercepted gold bars valued at approximately ₦4 billion at the Aminu Kano International Airport, with the consignment allegedly traced to Senator Abdul Aziz Yari Abubakar, former Governor of Zamfara State.

The source, who was an active member of the interception team, revealed that the gold bars were allegedly being smuggled out of the country with the assistance of one Aliyu Baffa, an airport security personnel, in collaboration with two other suspects. Those apprehended have since voluntarily confessed, without any form of coercion, to being members of a cartel allegedly controlled by Senator Yari, which is said to be engaged in large-scale illegal mining operations spanning Zamfara, Kaduna, and Kebbi States.

A senior security official at the Aminu Kano International Airport, who requested anonymity, recounted the sequence of events: “Our men on duty observed suspicious items concealed within 15 suitcases being loaded aboard an Ethiopian Airlines flight destined for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, and immediately alerted the EFCC, resulting in the interception of the physical gold bars.”

Subsequent investigations revealed that a close associate of Senator Yari, identified as a prominent member of the African Democratic Congress (ADC), allegedly made contact with EFCC officials in a bid to secure the release of the seized gold through inducement. The attempt was firmly rejected. The associate was also denied access to officials of the Department of State Services (DSS), the Nigeria Immigration Service, and airport security authorities. He was subsequently advised to communicate to Senator Yari the need to appear before the Commission for questioning, as Baffa and the two other suspects had explicitly named the former governor as the principal actor in the case.
In a related development, a known confidant of the former Senator, presently serving as a member of the House of Representatives, was reportedly spotted in a private discussion within the premises of the EFCC Kano State regional office, accompanied by two other individuals.

Senator Yari has been the subject of repeated allegations concerning his involvement in illegal mining activities. He has also been accused of channelling proceeds from illegal mining and stamp duty revenues into the financing of the African Democratic Congress (ADC).

At the time of compiling this report, Senator Yari had not responded to multiple telephone calls and had failed to acknowledge 21 text messages sent to him seeking his reaction to the allegations.
Crime › Re: People Enter My House, Drug Me & Rape Me While I'm Asleep - Woman Cries Out by Countersam(m): 2:15am On Jun 16
insidelife22:
Swear say you no dey enjoy am
Nawa for people wey dey chop your kuntus

Politics › Re: FG Panel Uncovers Prison Feeding Scam, Pushes ₦3,000 Allowance by Countersam(m): 2:17pm On Jun 14
Exactly my fear
DLSReigns:
They may just be the biggest beneficiaries because no proper monitoring to ascertain accountability.
Sports › Re: South Africans Had Some Taste of Their Own Behavior Yesterday by Countersam(m): 5:35am On Jun 13
I said it and will say it again. South Africa will not win any match in this competition.

Politics › Re: FG Panel Uncovers Prison Feeding Scam, Pushes ₦3,000 Allowance by Countersam(m): 5:16am On Jun 13
750 per day for feeding? That is inhumane. 3000 is much better. Big kudos to the government if only this will not turn out to enrich facilitators the more.
Tomson1:
https://punchng.com/fg-panel-uncovers-prison-feeding-scam-pushes-n3000-allowance/
Celebrities › Re: Arya Star Replies Fans Complaining About Her Sheer Skirt And Pink Panties by Countersam(m): 5:12am On Jun 13
Indecent dressing to start with...
IyaTola:
What's your definition of a baddie?
Celebrities › Re: Arya Star Replies Fans Complaining About Her Sheer Skirt And Pink Panties by Countersam(m): 3:23pm On Jun 10
Arya Star is a GenZ baddie to the core
TunezMediaTV:
Nigerian songbird, Arya Star has come out to reply her critics after getting severely dragged by fellow women for her sheer looks to a recent performance.

Rocking a sheet polkadot skirt the Sabi Girl crooner left little to the imagination with her pink undies showing through.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNUYzB_UH5A
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Be Free From Lust, Fornication, And Masturbation -by Apostle Selman by Countersam(m): 11:40am On Jun 07
Lost soul
You need serious prayers against spiritual blindness
frankblinkz:
Masturbating isn't sin.


Sexual urge is natural.


Stop preaching falsely to people.

You can only preach abstinence from sex , due to unwanted pregnancy and diseases

Family › Re: Mention Habits You Inherited From Your Dad Or Mum That You're Still with by Countersam(m): 10:52am On Jun 04
Wait so we have foreigners on Nairaland.
ruzell86:
Can see you really enjoy interacting with Nigerians than your Xenophobic community.
You should endeavour to preach love to them... a little drop of water could make a mighty ocean, you know ?

Well, I'm from a family filled with contentment.

Family › Re: Mention Habits You Inherited From Your Dad Or Mum That You're Still with by Countersam(m): 10:48am On Jun 04
I picked my mum's charitable heart and intelligence, but I don't know what I gained from my father apart from the bald head. 🙄

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